Hidden Assassin: Section 44 96 The big plan to escape marriage

"Wow! Why use flames to burn me?"

　　"Why did you shave your beard? Did you know that you lose a bit of character without a beard?"

　　 "Really?"

　　 "Well, literary is not good, and Wu is not good. If you don't be a bandit, you want to be the champion?"

　　 "I have thought about..."

　　"Save you! Change your image, and be your thief, a promising career!"

　　"……"

　　 The classic dialogue between Stephen Chow and Karen Mok was heard in the movie theater. Later, when the Westward Journey swept the entire mainland, I’m afraid it’s hard to imagine the scene when the movie was first released in the mainland in 1995. Just one word: cold.

　　 Unintelligible jokes often become cold jokes. Can movies be made like this? Can Journey to the West be modified like this? So some people in the entire movie theater were stunned, some laughed and cursed, and some were dumbfounded. Perhaps only a somewhat deviant person like Shasha would laugh and hammer on Jiaming's shoulder desperately.

　　 "Isn't he, is he Monkey King? Is he Monkey King... How could he be Monkey King... Haha, hit you, hit you..."

　　 "Oh, Shasha, don't laugh, you think many people are watching you..." Lingjing laughed at the side, Shasha has the habit of punching people when he is so happy. Naturally, he was beaten. It is often Jia Ming. Jia Ming naturally understands the spoof in Journey to the West, but she just laughed a few times with him, and felt that Sha Sha's brain was a little bit funny. Since the incident between the Cao family and his son, she has become more and more beautiful. tease.

　　 In fact, Shasha also feels that she has been a little strange recently. The kiss that Jiaming licked the blood from her mouth in the woods behind the wood processing plant often reappeared in her mind. Every day, she wanted to see Jiaming more. When Jia Ming was by her side, she felt safe and comfortable, and sometimes blushed and heartbeat was rare.

　　 Judging by the romance novels she has read, she probably likes Jiaming.

　　 But how can it be? Jia Ming is a good friend of his own, a boy whom Lingjing likes by another good friend of his own, a boy whom Lingjing likes, logically I shouldn’t like it, but I don’t like it. , What kind of attitude should it be?

　　 The three people have played with each other from childhood to adulthood. In fact, there has been no barrier between the behaviors of each other. The physical collision between the squabbles is just a trivial matter. Because of several oolong incidents, Jia Ming has seen both of them. Their bodies, they have seen some of Jia Ming's privacy more or less. However, if you shouldn't like this boy, what kind of distance should you keep? Is it more distant than when you were friends? Such doubts made Shasha's recent behavior somewhat abnormal.

　　 is too close, I will think of Lingjing, blushing and heartbeat, and when I am far away, I will feel that I will be excluded from the range of friends by the two of them. Such feelings are absolutely unbearable. The lack of advancement and retreat made Sha Sha's behavior sometimes violent and sometimes lady-like, and that feeling lasted for the entire following 1996.

　　 Of course, if you analyze it from the perspective of an onlooker, Shasha should be a step ahead of Lingjing’s love for the first time. The previous Lingjing’s favor with Jiaming may still be very vague, and it has not been out of the scope of children. , She can share Jiaming with Shasha without caring, and she can watch two good friends roll down on the ring and shout for cheer, but who knows exactly what love is.

　　 Not long after that, the time has entered the beginning of 1996. The school has a winter vacation, which means that the three have more time to mix together. At this time, Jiaming and Lingjing are nearly fifteen years old, and Shasha will be sixteen years old after his birthday in September. In the ranks of young girls, with the happiness and ignorant love, two little girls with mature minds and a little boy with mature psychology still stick to their little world. When will this world be affected? No one knows the impact, no one thinks about it.

　　 For Jiaming, the psychology of the two girls has grown up, and getting along is not as boring as before. They are lilies, so getting along with them will not become strange, and treat them as their own. When you are a shield, you can also become a shield for the two of them. Such a trio is perfect. He has not experienced a normal childhood before, and at this time, what he has felt is not only ease and freehand brushwork, it is simply happiness.

A few days after the New Year’s Pass, Jianghai City was covered by white snow. The three of them wore down jackets and gloves on the streets and lanes of Jianghai City. Video games, ice skating, bumper cars in the park, and a fight made the two girls cheeks glowing. Red, in high spirits, on the fourth day after the Chinese New Year, they picked up a cage of kittens, and they were thrown out of the door by the owner shortly after they were born. The five kittens have frozen to death and four, only one white cat is very ugly He was brought to life by Lingjing in his arms.

　　 The three of them took it home. Shasha named it A-Chou. Lingjing said that it looked like a newly born lamb. He suggested that it be called Bae. Jia Ming thought the ugly cat was almost dead. Sheng, the proposal is called Qing Yunian. In the end, Sha Sha won, and the kitten became a new member of the three-person world under the name A Chou.

　　 Time passed in a calm and warm atmosphere, Jia Ming occasionally investigated the situation in the United States through some secret intelligence websites, and knew that Marilyn’s Salier family and the Gambino family were vaguely dark. Yun surging, but it was not regarded as the same thing. After all, the war between the two families is not once or twice. Little Heidi participated in a singing competition in New York last Christmas and won the first place in the children’s group. However, the internet was not developed at this time, and Jia Ming could only see text materials, and it was impossible to find videos or audio recordings.

　　 Spring blossomed in April, a letter appeared on the table in Jiaming’s room through a secret channel, to the effect that Tian Yuzheng and Kaoru Tsukichi had an engagement ceremony. Jiaming glanced at it, and then burned. I think it's something to do with me.

　　 On weekdays I mix up with two little girls, and occasionally it is natural to see Zhang Yahan, a beautiful teacher with **** who likes to pretend to be mature. I molested a few words, and sometimes I think that the two little Lily girls themselves are hopeless. , Everyone is so familiar, maybe you can marry this woman in the future? Then I felt mentally disabled.

　　 One evening in June, not long after Jia Ming, Lingjing, and Sha Sha returned to Ye's Martial Arts Hall, Zhang Yahan suddenly came to the door, but this time was different from usual. This beautiful teacher was dressed up, and the bridge of her nose was unprecedented. Without the ugly eyes on the frame, the wavy curly hair was straightened, and fell like a waterfall. There were six sturdy men who were bodyguards beside her, who seemed to be more capable than Papa Ye. Kind of.

　　"Well, my sister will be her 22nd birthday in a few days, and she is going to be engaged. These invitations are here for you. Remember to arrive on time, ha ha ha ha... and these two For Master and Master, where is Master and Master?"

　　 At this time Ye's father and mother Ye were preparing dinner, Zhang Yahan smiled a little charmingly and exaggeratedly. The two little girls only knew that they were happy for a time, but they didn't see much. Jia Ming looked at the six bodyguards around. I faintly understand that Zhang Yahan is mostly unwilling, but in a big family, what is his own will? There is one less candidate for marriage, and he curls his lips lightly.

　　 said several congratulations. While the six bodyguards were standing behind and not paying attention, Zhang Yahan winked at him with a weird look. Jia Ming looked funny, but just spread his hands helplessly.

　　 After a while, Jia Ming went to the toilet to explain, but it was not over yet, the voices of several people rang outside the door, thinking that Yahan MM, you can't do this, the door has been opened, and then It closed with a bang.

　　 Jiaming hurriedly zipped the zipper, but Zhang Yahan rushed up blindly to the situation of his lower body, covered his mouth, and blew "hhhhhhhhhhhh" in his mouth.

　　 "Please, I'm peeing, Miss, if you rush in like this, it will have a bad effect on the rest of my life. It's related to the kidney and prostate, which are the most important for men..." It's been a long while, home Mingcai lowered his voice and protested.

　　 "There will be no women in the next half of my life. I'll find them for you. A college student is only tens of thousands yuan..." Zhang Yahan ignored him, picked up the water pipe and started to release the water, making a peeing "zizi" before turning around. , "Are we friends, are we best friends, you say!"

　　"Beauty, you are the one who can’t catch up again, please see your identity! Want to escape from marriage? Don’t you have the consciousness to marry someone you don’t like?"

　　 "You know I wanted to escape marriage and deliberately pretended not to see my eyes! Believe it or not, I killed you in the toilet!" Zhang Yahan opened her teeth and danced her claws. Sacrifice my life's happiness! You must help me, only you can help me."

　　 "No, Sister Yahan, your head is pretty funny, I'm still a child, don't you have a better candidate?"

　　 "If there is me, why would I come to you?"

　　 "Now I believe it, you really failed to be a man..." Jia Ming covered his forehead, and the big girl and the little boy squatted in the toilet and stared at them.

　　 "I don't care anyway, only you can help me." Zhang Yahan stood up, pulled up the skirt directly, and pulled her **** thighs all the way up~ IndoMTL.com~ you can see the panties. Then she pulled away the flesh-colored silk stockings of the heel of her right leg, and pulled out a piece of paper from the inner thigh.

　　"Come on the day of the engagement, you have to prepare these things for me. I know it's very difficult, but...please, you can go out and sell blood. I must show those guys good-looking on the spot!"

　　 "I rely on." Jia Ming glanced at the thing on the note, "You don't have to be so fierce, it's just an engagement. I thought you wanted to escape to Thailand after killing someone..."

　　 "Cut!" Zhang Yahan's face flushed, "You don't know their rules. Engagement is an engagement, but you have to sleep with that guy that night. The old folks in the Liu family say that there is no engagement in China. I used to talk about getting married right away. I tried my best to talk about getting engaged, but I want a bridal chamber... Isn’t this the same? I would rather give chalk the first time..."

　　 "So Yahan is your first time? Anyway, don't want to give it to me here. Well, it smells..." Jia Ming took the note and sniffed, then Yahan gave up two The finger knocked down sharply, "Ah, isn't it, are you asking for help? Believe it or not, I will yell immediately!"

　　"Okay, you little pervert, stop making trouble." Yahan's cheeks are flushed, Jiaming naturally knows that the act of smelling the note just now made her very embarrassed, and he hasn't figured out how to say it yet, Yahan gives it a hand. He pulled him over and pressed his head on his chest, "That's it, remember to get everything, and my lifelong happiness is in your hands!"

　　 She finished her words in a hurry, blushing and ran out from the door. Jia Ming read the note once in the toilet, then shook her head, tore it to pieces, and rushed into the toilet.

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