Thriller Paradise Chapter 332: South Park (6)
South Park, at Stan's house.
It took Feng Bujue a long time to treat the wound. One was because the cut in his waist was much larger than he thought, and the other was because the clothes could not be taken off (the ski jacket obtained in the script can be, But the long purple suit is not good), so he can only stitch through the tears of the clothes, which affects the efficiency.
Of course, there is the most critical first point. He is very bad at this kind of sewing and mending work...
At this time, n and Shelly have calmed down a bit, but Randy is still playing with the camera...
"Okay, now I turn on the camera again." Randy turned on the thing, pointed at his face, and began to understand and said, "OK, I’m Randy Marsh. I'm filming something...a group of giant monsters are attacking our town, and the window is in chaos at the moment." He said, turning the camera around and aiming at the window facing the street.
You can see through the window, the streets are full of broken dead bodies and overturned cars; many underground gas pipes have exploded, and the fires caused by them are unattended. And those living people. Either screaming and fleeing, or falling in a pool of blood, waiting for his blood to drain.
"I almost didn't get back to the house alive. Fortunately, this superhero [BEEP——] saved me." Randy took a few seconds of his sleep, then turned the camera to his face, "n Stay with me, and Shelly..." He said, using the camera to take pictures of his wife and children, and at this critical moment, maintaining his unrestricted style, said: "Shelly, come on. Waving at the camera."
"Randy, can you put down that **** camera?" n sternly said to her husband: "We have to find a way!"
Randy replied arrogantly and shamelessly: "I don't know what to do, I'm stunned!"
"How about putting the camera down and helping the injured gentleman?" n offered a fairly reliable suggestion.
"Don't worry. Mrs. Marsh, I can handle it alone." Feng Bujue hurriedly replied. He didn't want the character in South Park to perform any form of medical treatment on him.
In this world, let alone Randy, even the serious medical staff has basically never saved people, and there have been many cases of killing people alive. In Feng Bujue's memory. Once Kenny was injured or burned and was taken to the hospital. After the doctor broke his stomach, he took his heart and replaced it with a baked potato. Another time Cartman went to cut his tonsils, but he contracted AIDS after the operation...
There are too many similar examples. Many characters headed by Kenny have died in Hell Road Hospital due to various diseases.
In short, letting the people of South Park come and heal themselves is more dangerous than asking them to kill themselves.
"It's better to turn on the TV and watch the news, I'll be ready right now." Feng Bujue quickly changed the subject.
n Feeling reasonable, he quickly stepped forward and turned on the TV in the living room.
Randy's lens was also aimed at the TV screen.
Perhaps luck. In such a severe disaster, the TV signal has not been interrupted, and the TV station has not stopped operating.
As soon as the power was turned on, a live broadcast of the catastrophe appeared.
"This is a live report from New York, here is also being attacked by giant guinea pigs." The narrator in the picture said: "It is reported that the guinea pig invasion crisis is sweeping the world's major cities..."
Randy was surprised: "Oh my God? Are there these monsters all over the world?"
The live footage of this news was a bit shaky, and the photographer seemed to be in a helicopter. This high-altitude footage shows that the destruction of big cities is even more serious. Groups of guinea pigs are walking through the street, and there are explosions of fire and collapsed buildings everywhere; some soldiers are forming a net and using submachine guns to vent their powerful firepower at these monsters, but the monsters are nothing more than nothing...
"Look at those monsters..." n pointed to the giant guinea pig in the news screen, "Randy, what should we do?"
Randy hadn't spoken yet, but was shocked. Only heard a loud bang...
The wall opposite Feng Bujue was smashed open, and a guinea pig's big head came in. This cute face was as tall as two people, and the "whoop" was still emitted from its nose. Whispered.
At this time. Feng Bujue finished treating the wound and stopped the blood.
"Oh, my goodness! My goodness!" Randy yelled.
"Go here." Feng Bujue stood up, opened the door behind him, and turned a little sideways to make way for the Stan family, "Run!"
The couple were not polite to him, and ran out with their daughter.
Feng Bujue's hand had already spit out the tongue of fire, and the hit points were concentrated near the guinea pig's eyes that day.
But this giant monster is almost invulnerable with no dead ends, almost without any hindrance, and continues to approach.
"Cut...I'm really not afraid of conventional weapons..." Feng Bujue spitted uncomfortably. He also understood that some "not part of the script" must be used to solve the problem in front of him. The situation is at stake.
Said that it is too late and that time is fast, Jie brother threw away the gun, a step forward, and used the killer move from the previous script [Nan Dou Fei Long Fist].
When the fighting specialization is C-level, the success rate of activating the fighting skills is already 75%. In addition to the [Desire of the Ice Alchemist] all active skills plus 10% additional success rate bonus, the skills are natural It was launched smoothly.
As 800 points of stamina were consumed, Feng Bujue's body suddenly burst into a cloud of bright purple fighting energy, and his fists turned into heavy shadows to strike forward.
The area under the guinea pig’s mouth that day suddenly appeared one after another with fist-like pits.
This shot of Nandou Feilongquan looks very similar to the well-known Beidou Baichaquan, but in fact, the two are far from each other. The characteristic of Beidou Shenquan is to tap acupuncture points to cause explosion, while Nandou Shengquan's moves are mainly cutting and piercing. The former is destroyed from the inside to the outside, while the latter is from the outside to the inside.
So, seemingly similar moves have completely different principles. The process of Nandou Feilongquan destroying a target (human size) is divided into three steps: The first step is to disrupt the opponent's breathing. Disperse the energy of the body; the second step is to let the cutting force hidden in the front of the fist gradually accumulate on the opponent's body; and the third step is to use a lightning-fast piercing finger as the end one strike.
When this move is finished, many red cracks will appear on the surface of the target's body. These are the cuts that were penetrated by the last finger. And a few seconds later, when the power of the move was fully revealed. Even if the recruits are made of steel, they will be shredded into blood.
But...Feng Bujue's immediate target is too big...
His attack did take effect, smashing a piece of the guinea pig’s fur and the meat underneath that day into blood, but this level of damage was far from fatal. Take us humans as an example. This injury is probably equivalent to a piece of chin being cut off by a razor.
But the giant guinea pig is also obviously painful. With a low groan, he withdrew a few steps back.
To achieve this effect, Feng Bujue was content. He quickly ran back to the door while the monster was being pushed back, stuffed the medical supplies into the backpack indiscriminately, and carried it on his shoulders. Then he picked up his gun and ran out.
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In the headquarters of the Department of Homeland Security, in the office of the Secretary of State Security.
At this moment. The Minister of State Security, who was essentially a monster, was sitting idly behind a desk, listening to reports from a group of staff and soldiers. The fact that he killed Davis earlier has obviously not been exposed.
"It seems that more and more guinea pigs are coming from all directions." A DHS staff member in a suit and leather shoes pointed to the map on the Secretary of State Security's desk and said: "We checked Wikipedia (South Park One of the usual irony methods, various government agencies will only check information on the Internet) and found that the guinea pig is a creature from the Andes, and that mountain is here..."
The Minister of National Security crossed his fingers. Putting his elbows on the table, posing as a commander-in-chief, he replied: "How about the panpipes...how is it going? They have been taken to Guantanamo Bay (located in southern Cuba and used as a detention camp for the US military). Famous)?"
The others in the office looked at each other, and one of them replied: "Sir, we have more trouble than those street performers..."
"Have you guys..." The Minister of National Security roughly interrupted the opponent, and slapped the table and shouted, "...take them to the boat?"
"No, sir." The person replied: "We have transferred all the people who deal with the panpipe band to deal with the guinea pig crisis."
"I have already given you orders!" The Minister of National Security clenched his fists with both hands. He beat the table and said, "Those Peruvian pan flute bands should have been escorted to the Guantanamo boat last night!" He pointed at himself with his thumb and shouted, "Here is my final decision! I want you to put the panpipes right away. The band is escorted on board and sent away!"
After a short silence, a soldier replied in a very ordinary tone: "Yes. Sir." Then, his voice gradually became smaller, "But you don't need to yell at others." , He sobbed like a crying kid who was bullied and turned away...
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Just as the mentally retarded and glass hearts of the Homeland Security Bureau were being played around by SS, the plane the children took had landed somewhere in Peru, on a clearing adjacent to the jungle.
In addition to the five elementary school students, there are only two crew members on the plane: a mustache pilot, and a tall co-pilot.
At this time, the two are squatting in front of a communication device that looks like a large radio. Moustache took the walkie-talkie and kept calling, but couldn't get a response at all.
More than half an hour has passed since they landed, but the truck that could be picked up according to the scheduled plan has not arrived...
"The satellite could not be connected, and the radio did not respond." Moustache seemed to give up. He put down the intercom and said to the tall man beside him.
The four protagonists were standing not far from them. After hearing this, Stan walked over and said: "Okay... let me take care of the situation..." He paused for a second and said, "Guo An The minister ordered you to take our five children to Peru and land on the Andes, and then send other government officials to pick us up. Then they will tell us how to get to Lima, the capital of Peru, and bring down the Peruvian government. ."
After waiting for a few seconds, Mustache replied: "Yes, that's it."
Kyle looked at this adult with no lower IQ. "Do you think this kind of plan is okay?"
"No, it doesn't make sense at all." Mustache replied immediately.
The taller also continued: "To be honest, the entire action of encircling the Peruvian panpipes...has puzzled us." When he said this, both hands stretched out an index finger and circled each other. In circles, the tone seemed as if a child was admitting a mistake.
Stan opened his hands and said, "Since you also think that everything they do is inexplicable, can you send us home now?"
Moustache explained: "Uh...you don't understand, boy. Our original plan was. After landing, we will be waiting here to refuel the plane and then return...We can't go anywhere without refueling."
"Oh, that's awesome." Sitting in the distance, gullied gaggle at the right time.
"So we can only find another way out of here?" Kyle asked tentatively.
Moustache shrugged, "It seems that this is the only way."
Ten minutes later, two Homeland Security pilots who didn't even carry weapons walked into a dense forest with their five children.
G, who was walking at the end, continued to vomit calmly: "This situation is very interesting. We just walked into the gloomy woods, and it's getting more and more fun."
Cartman turned around and said: "You know, g, your attitude is really annoying."
Kenny also continued: "Yes."
Cartman said again: "No one wants to play with a guy who complains all the time."
"Hey... look ahead!" The tall man suddenly saw something and shouted.
Everyone looked forward, and there were many towering mounds on the ground in front of them. The mounds are round as a whole, with a diameter of at least six or seven meters, and the mounds appear to be hollow in the middle. And these mounds are like...the traces left by a certain giant creature crawling out of the ground.
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Feng Bujue rushed out of the house. Judging from the cursor on the radar, the three of them did not run too far, so he hurriedly chased after him.
I just ran a few steps away, only to hear a low groan behind him. The giant monster that had been fisted by Nan Dou Feilong smashed and traversed the entire house before chasing it into the street.
Feng Bujue glanced back, but saw that the blood-stained wound under the guinea pig's mouth had begun to heal, and the rate was so fast that it was almost visible to the naked eye.
"There is no reason...it can actually heal itself." Feng Bujue thought to himself, and probably only resorted to [Fighting Demon Coming]. It is possible to completely kill such a guinea pig.
But...what if you kill one? These "hairy gods of death" are tens of thousands, everywhere, let alone one, killing a hundred will not change the overall situation. Maybe because of this. The system will give the task of "survive".
"I'm not the main character in South Park. I will hang up if I encounter this kind of strange..." Feng Bujue ran forward while muttering: "Say... in such a big event , Super good friends (end, an organization similar to the Justice League in South Park, the members are Jesus, Buddha, Muhammad, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu and Water Ranger) where are all gone? The play is missing. !"
Woo——
With another weird noise, a giant white guinea pig overturned a house facing the street and stopped Feng Bujue on his way.
"Ah-ah! My arm!"
In this monster’s mouth, there was a passerby. The whole left arm of this man was already in the mouth of the guinea pig. The blood stained half of his body, but his arm was still not completely broken. This caused him to be bitten.
Looking at the passer-by who kicked his feet off the ground and screamed constantly, Feng Bujue didn’t say a word, and very kindly picked up his submachine gun and shot the guinea pig’s face with a burst of fire, killing the man. ...
While firing, Feng Bujue moved laterally and circled the guinea pig half a circle. Using the width of the street and his own speed, he successfully flashed past and rushed to the back of the monster.
At this position, he can already see a family of three running in the distance.
n ran ahead with his daughter’s hand, Randy followed behind with a portable camera. He did not delay shooting while escaping, and he was still explaining: "OK, we are running away, haha... Haha...Look, my wife and daughter are in front of them, they are also running away. Hey, Shelly! Wave to the camera."
Shelly ran and turned around to scold dad...
Boom! Along with the explosion, another brown guinea pig rushed into the street and crawled towards the three of Randy.
The three were also panicked, and in panic, they fled into a bus on the side of the road together.
This bus has obviously been abandoned and the door is open.
When Feng Bujue saw them running in, he immediately felt unhappy and cursed: "Fuck... this IQ is exactly the same as the dead waste in the horror movie, ran into the car and waited to be caught in the urn, right! "
For this purpose~IndoMTL.com~Feng Bujue couldn't leave them alone. He has already paid such a big price, and now he is not willing to give up the task and escape back to the shopping center alone.
"I must complete this branch today, and I'm dead and pulled down!" Feng Bujue roared and rushed to the bus.
But he didn't expect that as soon as he took his steps, another gray guinea pig crawled out of the fork in the road and climbed to the bus with his brown companion.
These two giants were like cats surrounding canned fish. They clawed beside the bus, topped and scratched. The car was quickly crushed and deformed, and the window glass was almost shattered.
At this moment, before Feng Bujue's eyes, there was an unbelievable scene.
Randy, ran out of the bus...
He ran and ran, ran to a place five or six meters away from the bus, and then pointed the camera at the two big monsters on the bus, and said, "This is a picture I took from the outside of the bus, Oye !" After all, he ran back to the bus quickly... (to be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (m) to vote for recommendation and monthly pass. Your support is my greatest Motivation. For mobile phone users, please go to m to read.)