Thriller Paradise Chapter 334: South Park (8)

"It would be great if I could fly like that..." Feng Bujue, who was falling, looked at the night sky with lazy eyes, and sighed sincerely.

With the improvement of his soul, maybe one day, he can really fly, but not now.

"Hey...it must be very hurt now." Feng Bujue stopped thinking. He slowly turned around in the air, bending his legs slightly, preparing to land.

As a result, the impact at the moment of landing was not as severe as expected, and the loss of survival was less than expected. Even Feng Bujue didn't know why.

Actually, this is a sign that his fighting expertise is approaching B-level...

Woo——

The giant monster not far away has approached Feng Bujue, and with a low groan, its giant claws are pressed down.

At this moment, it is obviously too late to take out [Miss's Bad Temper] from my luggage. Due to the distance and angle, it is not appropriate to use [Death Poker] to attack.

So, Feng Bujue was ruthless, and with 800 points of stamina, he released [Nan Dou Fei Long Fist].

I came out of Stan's house and escorted Randy, N, and Shelly all the way to the shopping center. It took just half an hour to cool down [Nan Dou Fei Long Fist].

This time he used his skills in the state of Spiritual Consciousness Gathering Art, and the lethality of his moves is naturally even more amazing. But seeing his fist burst open, his vindictiveness was revealed, he was stunned to force the monster back five or six steps.

The guinea pig is huge and walks on all fours. These five or six steps are equivalent to a distance of tens of meters.

The cost is high, and the profit is naturally high. With this strategic space of several tens of meters, Feng Bujue was basically safe. He hurriedly resorted to death poker and went flying to hit the guinea pig in the eye that day, pushing it back further.

While the light card flew out, Feng Bujue released the Spiritual Consciousness Gathering Technique, and turned around to sprint and swim up the wall.

At this moment, he doesn't have a huge backpack or people on his back. It's easy for him to climb this building.

Feng Bujue relied on his physical fitness without the aid of any skills and tools. With the help of the soul, all kinds of extreme parkour moves are easy to come by.

In less than ten seconds, he turned on the roof and got out of the troll's sight.

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The Peruvian jungle, the ruins underground.

Here, there is a tunnel with a rectangular shape on all sides. From the inside, the walls, ceilings and ground on both sides are yellow rock and soil; some large broken wooden stakes and large gravel can be seen everywhere in the tunnel. But these things seem to have no effect on the structure of this channel.

Suddenly, from a corner, a figure holding a torch came out.

That was Stan. When he passed the corner, he waited for the friends behind him, "Go here. Guys."

The other four children walked out the corner immediately. At this time, Kyle seemed to have discovered something. He said: "Did you hear it? It seems to be the sound of water."

"Yes, it came from over there." Cartman answered, and pointed forward.

Not far ahead, there is a rectangular exit. From outside the exit, there was a bright fire.

As everyone was talking, they came to the end of this tunnel.

Stepping out of the opening, the line of sight suddenly opened up. In front of them, a magnificent underground temple appeared.

This space is very open, and the overall trend is sinking. There are several huge braziers embedded on the gray stone walls all around, and for some reason, these braziers are all burning at the moment. There are many water curtains hanging on the heights, and those water flows should flow down from the gaps in the caves. There is also a suspension bridge with a huge drop and winding left and right running through the temple. It is connected with several rock cliffs; and under the rock cliff is a ring-shaped waterfall that reaches the abyss underground.

Looking around, there are two giant humanoid statues built in front of the walls on both sides of the temple, sitting opposite each other in a kneeling position. The facial design of the statue bears the distinctive mark of the ancient Inca civilization. From their huge "mouths", a curtain of water drops directly into the waterfall below.

"Guys. This is incredible." Cartman exclaimed, looking at the spectacle in front of him.

The four protagonists exchanged glances, and Stan opened his mouth and said, "Let's go in and take a look."

Before the voice was over, the four of them walked forward side by side.

"No." g's voice sounded from behind: "I'm not going."

The other four were stunned. They all stopped, and Stan, who was walking in the front with the torch, turned back and said: "Huh? What are you talking about?"

g calmly replied: "I don't want to follow you anymore."

"Man, we must go and see." Stan persuaded.

"Why?" g asked.

The four of them looked at each other, but Stan was the first to reply: "Because... uh... this is how things are."

"Every time you encounter a similar bad situation, you have to get yourself involved, just because ‘this is how things are’." g vomited.

Stan said uncomfortably: "Hey! The person painted on the temple's prophetic wall is not us! Coward!"

"It doesn't matter." g replied, "Whatever you say, my heart is determined, and I decided not to mess with you guys anymore."

Kyle asked: "Then what do you want?"

"It's very simple." G spread out his hands and said: "I'm optimistic."

After that, he turned around and started to walk back...

The four protagonists looked at him in shock, and their expressions seemed to say: Didn’t this kid read the script?

g is like a rare character in a horror film with a normal human IQ, he turned his head back.

He returned along the same path and walked out of the ruins. Instead, the group of four followed him, and shouted in a bewilderment: "Wait! g!"

Just like that, g walked in front, and the four followed him at a distance.

Unconsciously, they walked out of the dense forest and passed through a wasteland, a meadow, a lake under the moonlight...

Along the way, the four **** would say something from time to time: "Man, g, we should go back to the temple!" "Look, there seems to be something!"

But g always responded very firmly and calmly: "No, don't watch, less dreaming."

A few hours later, Cartman finally couldn't help but said: "Man. This is so boring, we are wandering aimlessly!"

g is still unmoved, and replied: "Yes, what a precious ‘boring’, I just like it."

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Two hours ago, the rooftop of the shopping mall.

"OK, now. I came to the top of the shopping mall with n, Shelly, and Mr. [BEEP——]." Randy pointed at his wife and daughter with a portable camera and explained: "We are from the street Those who fled here, we still met the H family here." He turned the camera and pointed at the other three refugees hiding on the rooftop.

The family of h has a total of three people. Father s is a recessive **** (he never admits it, but he has been caught during a prostitute), mother nda is a crying, and her nerves are extremely easy to collapse ( Crazy several times) woman. As for his son Butters, he is a child who is potentially bisexual, extremely naive, and silly.

Butters is an important figure in the children's roles of "South Park", second only to the four protagonists. He usually plays more roles, and his character personality is gradually improved after many seasons, and has considerable popularity.

"This is s and nda, and their son Butters." Randy moved the camera. While explaining.

Butters fiddled with his fingers nervously, beckoned to the camera with a nervous look, and said: "Hello everyone."

At this time, Feng Bujue is leaning on a wall next to him alone, re-suturing the cracked wound...

Previously, when he carried an adult and a child, he forcibly jumped to a height of more than ten meters and made a throwing action, the wound had already burst open. Looking back now, it fell from the sky for a while. The panic at that moment must be a trance caused by a lot of blood loss.

"What shall we do next? [BEEP——] Sir." Randy finished a set of shots, and ran up to Feng Bujue again.

Feng Bujue really didn't want to take care of these two things, and even got the idea of ​​murder. Anyway, the side task has been completed, and the system does not stipulate that the characters in the play cannot be killed.

Think calmly. Killing the main characters in this world is not a good idea. The chain reaction will be immeasurable. and so. Brother Jue still chose a cooperation plan.

"I remember...you can play the guitar?" Feng Bujue suddenly asked an inscrutable sentence.

"Huh? Hmm...Yeah, I can play." Randy replied, "Ask why?"

"Very good." Feng Bujue agreed, but did not answer the other party's question.

In fact, Brother Jue was just a confirmation. His impression of Randy's role is quite deep. I remember that this guy participated in a choir when he was young, and was pulled by a record company to become a member of a boy idol group (the group is called "Jewish Street Boys", Randy joined at 18 years old, a year later the record company said they are 19 He was too old, so he disbanded the group); once played "n" with an electric guitar in the episode of Guitar Hero; and once sang in a bar.

In short, Randy knows at least one musical instrument, good singing skills, and dancing. Don't think he is a middle-aged uncle with no lower limit, but he is much better than the birdman who has studied guitar for a few months, only has KTV singing skills, and can't even understand the numbered musical notation.

"Who can play the panpipes here?" Feng Bujue asked again.

"Uh...I can play the harmonica." s responded, "Why do you ask this? [BEEP——] Sir?"

"Okay, I think you can do it..." Feng Bujue replied, then turned to Butters and said, "Butters, you can play drums, right?"

Butters is an honest boy. He nodded and said, "Yes, sir, but I didn't knock very well."

"It's okay, it will be fine." Feng Bujue said in deep thought, "Um...I myself can play the sand hammer (shaking the body sound instrument, also known as the sand ball. It originated from the rhythmic percussion of the Indians in South America." Musical instruments), then..." He thought for a while, and said: "It just so happens that the four of us can form a panpipe band."

"Panpipe band?" Randy asked, "You mean those Peruvian panpipe bands detained by the government?"

"Yes, hiss—ah." Feng Bujue accidentally poked the wound with the needle because of his lack of concentration. He withdrew the needle while explaining: "The weakness of those guinea pigs is the panpipes. Music. As long as we find musical instruments, we can use panpipes to drive them away."

"What? How is this possible?" s questioned.

"Ha... I didn’t expect that I would hear the word'impossible' from you guys." Feng Bujue sneered, "The last time you were caught by a large group of homeless people (it happened in South Park). The crisis of "Night of the Tramp" is similar to the movie "Night of the Living Dead", except that the zombies are replaced by tramps.) Why didn't you consider the so-called rationality when you were trapped here?"

"It was different that time." Shrugged.

"Hobos, hippies, lobster people, future immigrants...I thought you should have been used to being invaded by strange creatures." Feng Bujue said.

"Uh... [BEEP——] Sir, you seem to know things in our town well. Are you a local?" n asked.

"I'm a superhero, of course I know this." Feng Bujue casually said: "Jesus and Santa Claus are my good buddies, and their news is very good, so I know better about your town. Matter."

Everyone showed a "so that's how it is".

While speaking, Feng Bujue had already treated the open wound and relieved the bleeding state again.

He glanced at the game menu. At present, his survival value is 24%, and his physical fitness value is only 563/2900. Considering that he had only drunk a bottle of supplement not long ago, it would be uneconomical to drink it again in a short period of time, so he planned to stretch for as long as possible, and would not drink the second bottle as a last resort.

"Well... you have to be cautious in every next step, even if the Feilongquan cools down again. I don't have enough physical energy to put it again for the third time." Feng Bujue thought in his heart.

He took a breath, packed up the medical supplies, and stood up, "So... does anyone know where the musical instrument department in the shopping center is?"

"At the northwest corner of the fourth floor, next to the library area." nda replied.

"Okay, let me talk about the current situation." Feng Bujue said: "Ladies, gentlemen, and... children. As you can see, these giant monsters that are raging everywhere are very powerful. Conventional weapons are It didn't work." He raised a finger. "As far as I know, they are only afraid of one thing, that is panpipe music." He sighed: "Since all panpipe music CDs on the market have been classified as dangerous goods by the military and taken away... now they want to drive them away. These monsters, we have to play by ourselves."

"But I have to hold this camera, I can't play the guitar." Randy made a confident statement about the lower limit.

"Randy!" n shouted at her husband: "When is this!"

"It's okay, Mrs. Marsh." Feng Bujue said lightly, turning his head to look at Randy. "You can get a special headband and tie the portable camera to your head, so that it will not affect the shooting or delay the performance."

Feng Bujue's black belly can be seen here. He didn't intend to remind Randy...there was no tape in the camera at all.

"Oh, this is such a great idea!" Randy replied happily.

"Then, everyone, come with me." Feng Bujue said as he walked to the door leading downstairs, "As long as the musical instruments are in hand, we will be safe. Before the monsters come in, let's hurry up. Do it."

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Peru, the ruins of Machu Picchu.

This place is known as the "Lost City" of the Inca Empire. It is located between the Old and Young Peaks, the most difficult to pass in the Andes, and is built on a steep and narrow ridge.

By the way, this is a place where alpacas are produced, and I don’t know why I want to say this specifically...

It was night, thunderclouds were everywhere, and a Chinook helicopter landed on this ancient mountain.

Two heavily armed U.S. soldiers and three men in black suits stepped down from the helicopter.

The five people quickly reached the ruins, and the Minister of State Security who was walking in the front suddenly stopped and turned around and said: "You are waiting here."

After all, he didn't wait for the response from his men, and walked forward alone.

In front, between the walls of the ancient city, there is a relatively wide square. In the center of the square, there is an area that looks like an altar, and there stands a tall golden statue.

This statue is about the height of three people. From head to toe, including the base, it is all made of gold. (The metal processing industry of the ancient Incas was quite developed and theoretically capable of making such a gold statue. But here This statue is a fictional story in the South Park plot, and has a certain spoof nature). The statue looks like an old Indian with a wooden stick in his right hand~IndoMTL.com~ and a row in his left... Xiao.

The Minister of National Security walked to the statue one step at a time, and finally stopped about two meters in front of it.

Suddenly, he opened his arms and yelled at the statue: "Look! I'm standing on your land!" He said, moving closer, "At this moment! I've been waiting too long. Up."

After speaking, this guy unzipped his pants and began to pee towards the statue...

He was peeing and laughing wildly: "Ha...hahahaha...hahahahahaha!"

The colleagues who stood behind and looked at him were all stupid, thinking: sir, is this crazy?

"Hahaha...what about your **** predictions! Huh?" After the Minister of National Security finished urinating, he shouted at the statue arrogantly, "No one can stop me! No one!"

Unexpectedly, his voice did not finish. After a broken wall next to the square, five elementary school students walked out... (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (m) to vote for recommendation and monthly pass. , Your support is my biggest motivation. For mobile phone users, please go to m to read.)