Thriller Paradise Chapter 16: A crime mentor? The consciousness of being the protagonist?
"Just...even if you say so..." Xiong Ji still didn't subdue, he said sincerely, "The thief BEARS_EYE is indeed not me!"
I have to admit that, as a criminal who frequently exposes himself to crimes, his seemingly refined acting skills are worthy of recognition...
"Okay, Xiong Jijun..." Feng Bujue showed a wicked smile, "The notes on the card have betrayed you..." He paused, "If I read it right... hehe... The crime notice card just now, you asked the old king next door to write it for you with a watercolor pen!"""
Brother Jue’s deception skills can be described as superb, facing various goals of IQ and personality, he has a set of corresponding methods. Right now, he used a set of effective routines to deal with characters like Xiong Ji, put on a very sure look, made a set of wrong inferences, and spoke fast and had sufficient momentum.
He understands that in this kind of funny and curious universe full of slots, as long as the atmosphere of communication reaches a certain subtle critical point, it can lead to...
"Hu... nonsense!" Xiong Ji replied loudly, "I obviously wrote with a pen in my left hand!"
Slap
"Must your bear face!" Before Xiong Ji finished his words, Xiao Tan flapped his wings.
"I'm sorry..." Xiong Ji, who was lured to confess and slapped, knelt down, "Please forgive me... the thief... the crime notice... it was all because of watching a few episodes on TV. The famous detective Tadpole was on the cusp...Anyway...I just sent a card, not yet...Uh..."
At this moment, Feng Bujue used another trick "gorilla strangles his neck" to pinch Xiong Ji, and interrupted: "When you explain the problem, don't avoid the important and the light..."
"Ah...I'm going to die..." Xiong Ji replied with a pained expression and a hoarse voice, "It's not going to...whoo...breathe..."
A few seconds later, Georgie let go of him: "Huh... a scum with only five combat effectiveness..."
"Ha...Ha..." Xiong Ji knelt on the ground and panted, "Okay...so painful... I just saw Santuhe just now."
"Hehe... Penguin help beckon to you on the other side of the river." Brother Jue gave a sullen smile before taking a sentence.
"Wha...what..." Xiong Ji's expression suddenly changed again. It became a state of horror, "Why are you suddenly mentioning Penguin to help classmate..."
"What do you mean?" At this time, Xiao Tan had faintly aware of Jue's strategy, so he changed his face and said to Xiong Ji, "Do you think that... Forget it?"
"Huh?" Xiong Ji's face was orange (because of his tone), and his whole body tremblingly replied, "You...what did you say? Kill...the murderer who killed Penguin was obviously an ape... "
"Saru Ji?" Brother Jue snatched. "Ha!" He chuckled dryly, "Don't forget, through reasoning, the person who made Saruji carry the scapegoat..."
Xiao Tan continued: "...It's the two of us."
"We knew from the beginning that the real culprit was you." Feng Bujue put his cat face in front of Xiong Ji, and said solemnly, "So...you better be smarter..."
Xiao Tan also took the conversation and said: "We can get the innocent Saruyoshi arrested, and naturally we can also get you arrested for this perverted crime."
"You...why are you doing this?" Xiong Ji showed horror on his face. Asked hesitantly.
Slap
"Must you bear face!" Feng Bujue also slapped up, "Don't ask questions without authorization!"
"I'm sorry..." Xiong Ji immediately knelt down and replied respectfully, "Maozaburo-sama. Hayataro-sama, please advise..."
"Have you even changed your title..." Xiao Tan said when she saw it. To be honest... the speed of the perverted bear's loss of integrity in front of him was amazed.
A few seconds later, Guo Ge winked at Xiao Tan, and then. He squatted down, keeping his eyes at the same level as Xiong Ji's, and said: "Listen well. Xiong Ji..."
At this moment, Wang Tanzhi, and everyone who is familiar with Feng Bujue should be clear... Brother Jue's brainwashing heresy is about to begin again.
"From the point of view of a criminal, you are really awful." Ge Ge sneered, "As a perverted gentleman, he is always arrested...Don't you think it's too ugly?"
"Maozaburo-sama... what do you mean?" Xiong Ji asked tentatively.
"Let me teach you..." Feng Bujue said, "How to get yourself at large with great skill..."
"I went... and talked for a long time. Was it the purpose..." Xiao Tan couldn't help but cast a contemptuous look at Brother Jue. The corners of his mouth twitched, and he said in his heart, "But... it's like a beautiful rabbit. Just like "staring", Xiong Ji's "brain-disabled self-exposure" and "fool-type current crime" are both basic character attributes... can it really be corrected?"
"Really...Is there really that kind of technique?" Xiong Ji looked at Brother Jue expectantly and asked.
"Haha..." Feng Bujue showed a very inflammatory and deceptive smile, "As long as you obey and do what I say, I promise you can commit the crime as usual and will not be arrested again."
"Hey...Is it really good to say this kind of line as a protagonist..." Xiao Tan finally couldn't help but spit out ~ IndoMTL.com~ would teach the innocent and kind little Penyu and teenagers. "
"The adjectives of innocence and kindness are reserved for the fictional heroines in Korean dramas. People who read this book have no morals at all." Feng Bujue replied calmly, "The lives of those guys Ah... when it comes to the end, there must be some embarrassing images in the revolving lantern that flashes before you." He paused, and then said, "As a protagonist, I am stupefied in this kind of story. Chapter 16, Is it easy to me? The protagonists of others are all delicious, spicy, killing, swallowing treasures, and by the way, collecting dozens of stunning harems with different personalities, living a life of excessive alcoholism all day long... even if it is. Kurama Rokuro (the fictional detective in the Japanese drama "33 Minute Detective") has a beautiful assistant...but I...can only bring a birdman and a trash with a bear face to entangle here, and next There are still seventeen chapters to support..." He sighed, "In this case, you are still picky about my way of doing things, are you shy?"
"Sorry...I was wrong..." Xiao Tan lowered her head, showing sympathy and guilt.
"Very well, let's get back to the subject." Brother Jue sighed after finishing his education, turned his head again, and looked at Xiong Ji, "Then...Xiong Jijun, since you have already issued a criminal notice, that's just right... tonight, just Act under my guidance..." (to be continued...)