Thriller Paradise Chapter 26: Prince Shotoku’s School Experience Day (Part 2)
"Don't be impulsive! Prince!" The girl clamped the prince's shoulders from behind, and pulled them, "The other party is just a pupil."
"This kind of kid..." the prince said stubbornly, "Let me kill it in elementary school..."
"This line seems familiar." Feng Bujue said with a smile, "I have heard it at least ten times."
What he said here...Naturally means "hearing it more than ten times" in real life.
"How did such an unlovable kid live so big!" The prince was restrained by the sister, but he still waved his hands towards Brother Jue without discouragement.
"Well...I have heard this sentence at least a hundred times..." Feng Bujue continued calmly.
"I'm going to kill you!" The clamor of the prince continued.
"This sentence... there are countless..." Brother Guo said, touching his chin, "If every time someone tells me this, I can get a dollar, I'm already a millionaire now. Right."
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Three minutes later...
"Ha...Ha..." The prince knelt again, "It's no longer possible...I'm already running out of strength."
"Slightly weaker." Feng Bujue looked at him condescendingly.
Sister Xiaoye didn't look very tired, she looked like she didn't pant: "I guess it's because I'm hungry."
"Cut...As a companion, I actually stopped me..." The prince turned his head and stared at the girl, "I can't eat school lunch... I blame the girl anyhow."
"Is it all to blame..." The girl vomited immediately.
"In that case..." The prince's face suddenly became gloomy, "There is no way...I will plant an unreasonable charge on the girl's head and be sentenced to life imprisonment..."
"It seems that I suddenly realized my identity as the regent..." The girl showed a slightly flustered look.
"If you have...I will deal with it with the charge of ‘make names for someone else’s dog’." The prince said after thinking for a few seconds.
"Speaking of...When I was envoy to Sui, I did give the crown prince the name ‘favorite **** pill’." The girl replied.
"Hmm..." Feng Bujue looked at this relationship like a teasing partner (a special relationship that exists in the story of “The Wonderful Life of the World”, in the universe, formed "Tou Peng Group" is a duo like a life event that is more important than marriage. He said in his heart, "Things are more difficult than I thought... The prince is usually abused by his sister too badly. I want to treat him. His spirit caused a severe blow and prompted him to leave... I seem to have come up with a more ruthless trick."
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The second lesson...
"Haha~ Art class~ I think it will be very interesting." Because it is an art class, the prince's interest has returned and his mood has improved.
"Teacher." As soon as the class started, Feng Bujue raised his hand and gave a small report, "The prince did not bring paint and paintbrushes."
The whole class watched it before the voice was over.
"This kid again..." The somewhat bewildered prince gave Brother Jue angrily.
"Ah~There is no way..." The art teacher showed an impatient look, "Prince, you can borrow it from other students."
"Uh...ok..." the prince replied awkwardly.
But... the prince sits against the wall. There is an empty seat in front of him, and the wall on his right. On the left is Feng Bujue...
"Sister, did you bring it?" The prince turned around and said to the girl.
At this time, the girl happened to receive some paint and a paintbrush from Xiong Ji: "I didn't bring it, but Xiong Jijun, who sits next to me, lent some."
"Sister..." The prince's expression changed slightly, and he wanted to say something.
The girl interrupted directly: "I don't have enough of it myself. Ask someone to borrow it, Prince."
"What!" The prince said with a solemn expression, "As a black soldier of the'Ink Team'. Can you really be like this?"
"I don't remember that I joined that strange organization..." the girl said coldly.
"The Red Warrior has high hopes for you!" The prince was still talking nonsense seriously.
"Who is the Red Warrior!" the girl was surprised.
"The Red Warrior is the Takenaka-san who can travel thousands of miles a day in ink." The prince replied.
"Even if you are talking about it, I don't have any extra painting tools to lend you..." The girl was too lazy to complain.
So, the prince's eyes slanted helplessly... moved to Feng Bujue's body.
"Hehehe..." Brother Jue met the prince's gaze with a malicious look, "...don't borrow."
"This bastard!" The prince jumped up from his seat. "I won't let you go!"
The girl once again clamped it down for the first time: "Hey... the teacher is still in the classroom!"
"Don't stop me!" The prince leaned forward, "The nirvana that I wanted to use, "Flying Regent Poseidon Attack" ended up with him!"
"Oh... it sounds like a good skill..." Feng Bujue said, "I really want to see it with my own eyes if possible."
"Huh? Do you really think so?" The prince was pleased.
"I lied to you." Feng Bujue's tone was cold. "The name of the move is terrible."
"Ah-it makes sense!" The prince was almost mad. "I want to squeeze your blood out to make ink!"
Feng Bujue shrugged and replied: "It's paint..."
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The third lesson...
"Huhuhu...Music is my strength..." The prince came to the music classroom and immediately picked up a guitar.
"I always think it's useless to humiliate this guy...This guy is definitely a born idiot..." Feng Bujue looked at him from a distance and muttered in a low voice. "Is my strategy wrong from the beginning..."
"Lalala~ The girl and the fishbone are good friends~" The prince over there sang the guitar, "The inside of the pillow~ all fishbone~ ah——hahahaha——"
His lyrics are silly and cute, and the guitar doesn’t show a normal melody at all~IndoMTL.com~In short, he just does things full of slots casually...
"Hey, uncle." Brother Jue thought for a moment, and walked over, "I think...you should just stop..."
"Ah, it's you kid again." The prince looked down at Brother Jue, "What do you want to do this time?"
"Nothing." Feng Bujue continued, "I just want to ask you a question."
"Hmph...The kid is still a kid after all." The prince smiled triumphantly. "Let’s talk, if there is anything you don’t understand, please tell me as an adult...no...I, as the regent, then. That's right."
"Uncle you, I went to elementary school on a whim to engage in experience days or something, it seems to be very idle..."
At this moment, Feng Bujue used the ultimate secret that was cited as a forbidden technique by the ridicule world.
If this trick fails, he can only give up...
"Do you have nothing else to do? For example... meet your girlfriend?" (to be continued!