The Strongest Violent Soldier Chapter 1142: I can’t count it
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It took a long time for the old man with white beard to get up, his nose is bruised, his face is swollen, and his nose is bleeding.
But the old man seemed to be very resistant to beatings, and he didn't seem to be doing anything wrong.
"Hey! These days, no one believes the truth, but someone believes if you tell lies and cheat money, hey! Good people are hard to do!" The old man with white beard scolded and rubbed a piece of purple. The round, fat face wiped the nosebleeds with his sleeves, and he started to lift up the hexagram stall. He also put the dust on the blue border and black words on the white cloth that said "The world is number one, it’s already incalculable." Wipe clean and stand in front of the stall. He raised the fallen bench again.
"Oh! Look at the brows of the nobles, the heavenly pavilion is plump, and the blessings of the universe. However, the nobles are now slightly unfavorable in the heavens, and the light of seeking help spreads the jade sea. Come, come, earnestly Give the nobleman the eight characters, and the old will give you a brief diagnosis." The old man with white beard suddenly saw Wang Meng and several people, and his eyes suddenly brightened, and his words sounded good.
"Ha ha ha! Know everything? When is your mouth so sweet?" Wang Meng smiled, walked to the Gua stall, and sat directly on the long stool.
"Hey! Life is forced, life is forced, no one believes the truth! I can only make up a lie." The old man with white beard suddenly stared with his small eyes in surprise. Looking at Wang Meng: "Hey? Who are you? How do you know that the old man's brilliant and dazzling nickname is hidden?"
"Hehe. I am the number one master of magic calculations in the world, so I can't count it!" Wang Meng smiled and said with a finger to the sign in front of the booth.
"Hey? Toot! Bold! How dare you pretend to be my master? The old man slapped you to death!" The old man was furious, his small eyes widened, and he picked up the chair behind him to hit Wang Meng. Reaching out is actually very agile. He was beaten up just now, like two people.
"You shit, your temper is still so hot. You didn't starve to death like you, so you can pick it up." Wang Meng said, touching his face, revealing his true expression.
"Gah? Master? Really master! Master, why are you here? Uuuuuuuu!" After seeing Wang Meng's true face, the Master of All Trader was shocked and ran out of the Gua stall with speed and hugged Wang Meng. , Then grinned and wept, and the tears burst into tears.
Attracts no amount of light around.
Lu Lu and Cheng Wulin were dumbfounded, what's the situation?
"Master? You are here. If you don't come, your apprentice is going to starve to death. Look at what I have become?" The old man with white beard burst into tears and turned in front of Wang Meng's eyes. .
Pump!
Lu Lu couldn't help but laugh. Is this skinny? No matter how fat you are, you will become a ball.
Wang Meng was also dumbfounded.
"Who are you? Laughing hair? The old man is not thin? Originally 200 kilograms, now 199 kilograms. Isn't that thin? You have lost a pound of meat!" The old man smirked when he saw Lu Lu. Suddenly unhappy, his small eyes glared at Lu Lu, an angry expression on his face.
"Giggle, just one meal away, so I won't lose weight, right?" Lu Lu chuckled, covering his mouth.
"Oh, yeah! Master? The maid you took is so smart? It's so clever that you can count on the old man's mind? Awesome, terrific, and terrible future generations!" Master of Everything looked at Lu Lu with a look of surprise. Shouted.
Hahaha. Lu Lu leaned forward with a smile.
Cheng Wulin tried hard to hold back his laugh.
"Alright! Apprentice, hurry up! If you are missing something, go and buy it yourself." Wang Meng said, took out a bank card, and handed it to the master.
"Master? How embarrassed is this? I, as an apprentice, haven't honored your old man? How can I let you help me?" said the know-it-all, grabbed the bank card and ran away: "Master , You help me close the stall, come in and sit down, I'll buy something and come back soon!"
The old man with white beard screamed and ran away. He was so fast, like a ball rolling into the crowd.
"Oh my god! So fat, and this speed?" Lu Lu widened his eyes and looked surprised.
"You can't look good! Close the stall and go to his house to sit." Wang Meng stood up.
Wulin Cheng didn't like to talk, so he knew what to do, and he didn't ask for the roots, so he started to close the stall.
Wang Meng led the two into the alley.
"Boss? Are you not familiar with Bauhinia City? Why is there an apprentice here? Still an old man?" Lu Lu was very curious and couldn't help asking.
"Unfamiliar, does not mean that there is no acquaintance here, does not mean that I have never been here. I am just unfamiliar with the pattern here." Wang Meng said with a smile.
"Who is this old man? He is so old, how did he become your apprentice?" Lu Lu asked the bottom line.
"Actually, he is only twenty-eight years old this year." Wang Meng said.
"Huh?"
Lu Lu's eyes widened, Cheng Wulin, who was carrying the table and the flag, was also taken aback.
"I passed by Bauhinia City before and happened to meet him. At that time, he was wandering on the street. Their family had a history of genetic aging syndrome, and they all lived to be less than twenty years old. It was I who controlled his aging symptoms now. He was able to survive. To say that I was his master, in fact, was just passing on his ability to run and resist beatings. Fortune-telling was passed down by his ancestors and was very accurate!" Wang Meng said. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
"Is there still this disease?" Lu Lu was surprised.
"There are many diseases in the world, and some diseases cannot be solved by medicine." Wang Meng said.
"He is really accurate in fortune-telling? Isn't this feudal superstition?" Lu Lu said.
"It is feudal superstition that fools people, he is an ancient art." Wang Meng said.
Actually, Master of All Trades is a descendant of the ancient family deduction. Because of the disclosure of the secrets and the condemnation of the heavens, all the people who deduct the family will not live to be twenty years old.
"One will let him count for me!" Lu Lu said curiously.
"He only counts the things within the current twenty-four hours and the past, not the future." Wang Meng said.
"Why?" Lu Lu puzzled.
"This is the rule!" Wang Meng said.
Actually, the know-it-all is afraid of being condemned again, so I dare not count the future good or bad, just the past and the present.
"What else does that mean?" Lu Lu was disappointed.
"Here!" There are many people in the hutong, all of them are antique single-story buildings.
Open a red door and walk in.
The courtyard is not small, four to five hundred square meters. There is a century-old peach tree in the courtyard with stone tables and benches under the tree. There are also three stone houses, which are shaped like an ancient temple, with eaves and tiles, and lattice windows. They are colorful and beautiful.
The door was unlocked, Lu Lu was dumbfounded by pushing the door into the house.
"Mom, this is too poor, right?" Lu Lu looked at the furnishings in the house and exclaimed.
Except for an old solid wood bed and dirty bedding on the bed, there was nothing in the house except for a fluorescent lamp on the roof. Not even furniture, tables or chairs.
There is still a smell of stinky feet in the room.