A Professor of Magic at Hogwarts: Fanwai·Dursley


"Welcome to the noon news," a host wearing rimmed glasses appeared on the TV screen, "A month ago I was thinking that the Quidditch World Cup seemed to be in the next century, but in the blink of an eye the time will come .”

"A lot of things have happened during this period. First of all, dignitaries from various countries have appeared on the island. Our reporters are obviously not enough."

"The Queen of England lives in the British Palace on the island, but more politicians and celebrities choose to experience the magic hotel. Prince Charles and Camilla stay in a low-key ice and snow town that is completely opposite to the current environment; it is worth mentioning that, The former princess Diana lived in the botanical garden on the other side of the island. She has spared no effort to promote magic planting over the years, and has a close personal relationship with Keridi Bubaji, who was invited to the moon;”

"The piano poet François Krutoyin just finished his recital. In an interview, he revealed that he will not perform any performances for the next month, 'a gluttonous feast is imminent.'" he said Krutoyin has an indissoluble bond with magic, and since his hands healed, he has published many masterpieces, and there is no doubt that magic is his muse.”

"The Ancient Runes Association released a new year book, expanding the original rules of ancient runes to twenty-two;"

"Some people are worried about the heavy rain. Our weather team was dispatched three days ago and turned the storm to an angle. In the end, it will pass us by;"

"The Selma lake monster from Norway suffered from acclimatization. Magizoologists Luna Lovegood and Rolf Scamander found that the creature was depressed due to the lack of fresh water on the island. The seawater purification department refused to give up the freshwater pool. Two days later, the spokesperson said that the problem had been properly resolved, "We kept it in the bathtub. The new problem is that it is a little afraid of strangers, especially creatures with flat mouths and black fur." '"

“…the red-haired dwarves from Brazil clashed with the Irish leprechauns, and then the American Infalmorny jungle leprechaun came out wielding hatchets, only thankfully, their bows and arrows were confiscated because they were said to be poisonous ;Apparently the acting administrators of the island are focusing their energy on the birthday party of more than 8 million tourists and their own young daughter. Someone suggested that it might be a good idea to let the house elves of the future world company supervise those restless guys, but could lead to even more catastrophic consequences.”

"When it was daylight today, a small boat approached the floating island. A burly man on board knocked out more than half of the Fijian mascot Dakuwaja (some kind that can eat sharks and other animals) that were stocked in the surrounding waters. A shape-shifting creature that changes into a human form), his roar attracted the attention of the patrol officers on the island. The former claimed to be a professor of the protection of magical animals at Hogwarts and a guard of the Forbidden Forest. Women; they should have arrived a week ago, but got lost on the way, and it was related to the sudden heavy rain..."

After a while of chatter, the host raised his head: "Let's switch our attention to the tourists on the island, Tus, can you hear me?"

The camera cuts to the exterior, and a middle-aged man appears on the screen. His bald forehead seems to be waxed, shining in the sun, giving people the impression of being energetic and eloquent.

"Hello, Reed."

"The place where I am now is the memorial hall on the floating island. The museum records the well-documented history of magic from all over the world. It is one of the most worth visiting attractions. The internal collection of books and various video materials are very It is rich, and it takes two or three hours to browse through it roughly. At the same time, there is a free restaurant, but I think no one will walk in because of a free lunch; it is worth mentioning that Mr. Haipu and his colleagues and students alone Occupying the first floor of the exhibition hall—this gentleman, can I interview you?"

Dudley stared blankly at the reporter, and dropped the commemorative hat in his hand on the ground—"Pick me up off the ground! Boy." The hat shouted—he is not as fat as he was when he was a child now, and he practiced in middle school Although the experience of boxing did not make him an outstanding boxer or rugby player, it at least curbed the soaring weight.

"...Listen, I won't waste my money... What's the matter, Dudley?" Vernon and Petunia walked over, and Fernon's mouth was oily, and he was wiping it with a tissue Mouth, froze in place when seeing reporters and cameras.

"Are you together? A family?" The reporter looked away with interest from the hats that kept shouting on the ground, "Great, there is no doubt that you are all interested in magic—"

"What?" Fernon roared with wide-eyed eyes, "Oh, ahem, ahem, yes..." he murmured, holding Petunia with one hand and Dudley with the other to leave, but the reporter He has already handed the microphone to Dudley who is closest to him, "Can you answer a few questions? It won't take too much time."

Duley hesitated and glanced wildly, but the reporter said, "Excellent."

"Where are you from?"

Dudley was stunned for a few seconds, then muttered, "England."

"Britain?" The reporter's eyes lit up, "I interviewed Andy Murray last week. He became the first Briton to win 14 titles in the Open era last year, but he was in a sluggish state in the first half of this year. Changed coaches and invited a former St. Mungo's therapist to join his team, himself and his girlfriend are on the floating island - not paying attention? Not interested in tennis? What a pity, that report is my pride work, including his relationship with a controversial journalist."

He smacked his lips and was a little disappointed by the Dursleys' reaction, but quickly recovered, "Okay, okay, let's continue... Since you are from the UK, you must have gone to the third floor of the memorial, right? But the highlight."

"Hmm..."

"Who are you interested in? The two archmages, or Ms. McGonagall, the current principal who promotes the student exchange program of eleven magic schools? The mysterious and controversial Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and divination professor, or another A pair of combinations——Professor of Spells and Protection of Magical Beasts with an astonishing size? A giant guard, a professor of Potions with long sleeves and a good dancer, and a professor of Herbology who returned from Auror—"

Dudley racked his brains for something to say, but couldn't get it right.

"Of course, I think you might be more interested in another group of people who have so profoundly affected our lives - popularized the concept of pranks to more than seventy countries, the most popular magic merchant Wes Brothers; Diggory and his wife who have shown their talents in the field of medical treatment and public welfare; Mr. Malfoy, the head of the first wizard and Muggle joint hospital; Krivat, who is in charge of the business of thousands of branches of the "Future World" company, and is in charge of a research and development team of 2,000 people The Creme Vera..."

"Harry Potter," said Dudley.

"Harry Potter!" the reporter yelled dramatically, evidently keeping the name on purpose for this very moment. "Yes, the name has been mentioned repeatedly lately, and the public has been watching him with scrutiny. He is also quite legendary, and played an important role in the downfall of some Dark Lord. It seems to be called Voldemort? Excuse me, I am sorry The name of the foreigner is not very familiar... It is said that even his name could not be mentioned in the most terrifying period, and he was called by a mysterious person... Killed many people, including Potter's parents—"

Penny had a strange expression on her face, and Fenon held her hand tightly.

"But these are all in the "Harry Potter" movie, haha, I remember that some movie clips are used in the memorial hall, because some people are not willing to publish the photos." The reporter said with some emotion: "I don't know How is Mr Potter's relationship with his Muggle relatives? You know, his aunt and uncle are generally considered hopeless, but there is something to be expected from that cousin who seems to be suffering from obesity..."

The face of the "hopeless" Fernon turned purple, Aunt Petunia's lips were tightly pressed together, and a trace of panic flashed in her eyes.

"I think—er, it's a good relationship," Dudley finally had a chance to speak, and this was the first time he had answered fluently since he was interviewed. "Their kids would play together and they'd sit and drink beers and watch everything - boxing, football, Quidditch... and discussing Chocolate Frog Cards, Felix Hemp and Geller T Grindelwald's hardest to collect, Ron Weiss is just over the top..." He rattled off, and the ever-grumbling Fernon froze in place, and Petunia looked as shocked as he was .

The reporter froze for a moment, then smiled and said, "That's a good idea." He faced the camera and said jokingly, "Dear film creators, if you plan to create sequels in response to fans' requests, you might as well take out paper and paper. Write it down." As he spoke, he handed the microphone to Feinon again, "Sir, I see that you have been wanting to talk, and it seems that you can't wait—"

Fernon suddenly clenched his purple fist, and the reporter took a step back shyly.

"Can't wait? That's right!" he roared loudly, drooling, "I'm so happy! I like magic, and our whole family likes magic! Are you satisfied..."

The camera shifts from the memorial hall to the studio. "Thank you Tusi for the live report," the host said calmly while supporting his glasses, "The following will broadcast a short video of celebrities who enthusiastically sent blessings to the opening ceremony of the World Cup."

In front of the TV, Ron asked Harry:

"You guys really drink beer and watch games together? Are you talking about chocolate frog cards?"

Harry shrugged.

"Okay," Ron murmured, "I have two Grindelwalds, but don't expect me to exchange them for him."

The two walked into the conference room, Harry took a deep breath, and looked at the hundreds of familiar faces in the conference room. He seemed to be back in school, but what he was facing now was a more complicated situation.

Fred and George winked at each other, took off their black domed magic hats, "Salute to the distinguished island owner." The two wore brown suits with yellow stripes and a pair of colorful polka dots Tie, looks quite happy.

"Oh ~IndoMTL.com~ don't make trouble," Percy said. But the episode just now made Harry's tense heart calm down quickly. His eyes moved slowly, Sirius, Ms. Burns, Lupine, Tonks, Hagrid, Professor McGonagall, Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Ginny, especially Dobby...they all looked at him with gentle and trusting eyes. Looking at Harry, a warm current surged in Harry's heart.

He reached out and tapped the wall behind him, and the crowd gasped in amazement. A huge map integrated with the wall slowly emerged, presenting the outline of the floating island and its surrounding 1,000 square kilometers in front of everyone. Dense ink marks walking around.

"The thing is..." Harry began.

"Why didn't you see Hermione?" Percy's wife Penelope asked Luna quietly, and Luna said happily, "The Grangers are here."

Penello was a little stunned.

"It turns out," said Fred in a low voice, "no great wizard can escape the pressure brought by his father-in-law. I really hope that I will be on the scene and take on the work of enlivening the atmosphere... I personally think that Professor Happe is not Good at telling jokes."

"Felix has a good sense of humor," Luna said fairly.


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