Absolute Choice Chapter 101: : There is a problem with this question!


Looking at Shi Xiaobai when he raised his knife, he would pierce his heart. The Archbishop's eyes were wet and his tears were almost coming down.

He was just an ordinary little employee in San Francisco in the United States. He became increasingly numb in his toil and life, and was often blamed by his superiors. When he got home, he had to endure his wife's complaints.

Occasionally, I also sadly remember the good school days in junior high school, regretted my playfulness and lack of motivation, every time I was drunk at the dinner, and then I hid in the alley and cried that I was too far away to give up at this moment dream.

He once wanted to commit suicide. He wanted to escape from this bland, boring, day-to-day life. However, he didn't have the courage to let go of his increasingly naughty son, let alone that. The increasingly ugly wife is just a self-satisfied delusion that supports him to live a long life.

He thought he was going to live a life of sorrow until he met the virtual priest. Since then, his life, everything has changed, and his shameful, ridiculous and delusional delusions have been truly and truly fulfilled.

In the virtual church, under him alone, over 10,000 people, all virtual believers see him with great respect, and he can trample on the dignity of any person.

He has the favor of the virtual leader and possesses the power of most human beings. He can enjoy the struggles of so-called geniuses, covet the despair in the eyes of geniuses, and he is intoxicated by destroying those extraordinary lives.

No doubt he is happy.

However, his happiness came to an end at this moment. It is already a living crime to let Xiao Xiao escape. If Shi Xiaobai also commits suicide, it will be a deadly crime.

He who disappointed His Majesty will lose his identity as a Cardinal in Red. He is lucky enough to serve as a grieving ordinary believer. He will be dispatched to the next human-bomb terrorist attack.

If Shi Xiaobai commits suicide, he will lose everything.

"No, don't, don't die!"

"Please, don't commit suicide!"

The Archbishop's head growled and roared, the sadness of his voice was moving.

The sorrowful and painful voice had just fallen, and a sacred, solemn voice sounded softly.

"Humans, are you praying for King?"

The Archbishop paused, looked down, but saw that Shi Xiaobai's raised knife was put back into his chest. He looked suicidal but not in a hurry.

The Archbishop was slightly relieved, thinking about what Shi Xiaobai said, and his brows gradually frowned.

How is it possible in his capacity to whisper and plead for such a magical three-layer dross?

No, if this guy commits suicide, everything will be gone. Not only his identity, but his life may be lost!

No, you have to admit it now, you have to find a way to hold him back and make him paralyzed.

The Archbishop took three seconds to reach a conclusion, and immediately lowered his eyebrows and said, "Yes, the great king, how can you be suicidal, the villain prays for your survival!"

Shi Xiaobai sneered: "Oh, do you think that a few words of flattery can paralyze the king and forget your sinister purpose?"

The Archbishop's forehead was tingling with cold sweat. At this moment, it's really not easy to flicker.

"Then you want to be right."

Shi Xiaobai interrupted the thinking of the Archbishop in red, a serious saying: "Quickly, continue to praise the King."

The archbishop's head suddenly froze, and the wording just came to an end.

We ca n’t keep up with the idea of ​​this man!

Shi Xiaobai said suddenly again, "Well, since your power is given by the founder, isn't that the founder can give anyone strength?"

The Archbishop's eyes brightened, and he had a good idea in his heart. He hurriedly said, "Yes, Her Majesty's petting can give anyone infinite power. His Majesty doesn't want to hurt you, just sees you Great identity, I hope to invite you to join the virtual church, and that time will give you the power to match your identity! "

Shi Xiaobai heard the words and groaned, seeming to be hesitant.

The Archbishop suddenly clenched his fists quietly, chance, this is opportunity!

"As long as you join the virtual church, in your great capacity, you will be able to sit on an equal footing with His Majesty, you will be awed by the world, and you will become the king of the world!"

The Archbishop only thinks that his future seems to be turning around at this moment. Yes, no one can be tempted by strength and status. The little guy who has never seen the world before and is obsessed with fantasy must be caught by this. Fictional beauty and lost self, by then he only needs to seize the moment of his paralysis, so that the army of undead souls can tear him to pieces!

"Well, joining the virtual church seems to be a good choice."

Shi Xiaobai said to himself.

The Archbishop almost laughed, only to feel that happiness came too suddenly!

"But!"

The archbishop's eyes stared, and he immediately became nervous, but he still wanted to!

Shi Xiaobai said solemnly: "But there is a saying that goes well, 'I'm not afraid of opponents like God, I'm afraid of teammates like pigs'. If the virtual church is full of pigs' heads, it is not a pitfall. So, Wang decided to take a test of your IQ. If even the Archbishop is a fool, then maybe there aren't many smart people? "

The archbishop of Hong was angry in his heart, but he didn't dare to reveal it, but he said charmingly, "You're right, you're right! I don't know how you would evaluate the villain's IQ?"

"Very short answer, as long as you answer one question."

Shi Xiaobai said solemnly: "Be careful listening. Once upon a time, there were only two men in the room, the maid and the lady. One day the lady was bathing in the bathroom, and suddenly I heard a knock on the door. Excuse me, knock on the door. Who is it? "

The archbishop of Red was stunned. There were only two people, one taking a bath. Who asked to knock?

This question ... too simple, right?

"Phase ... together?"

The Archbishop felt that the question was too simple, for fear of fraud, so he murmured this simple and clear answer with some uncertainty.

"What? Be loud!"

Shi Xiaobai put her hand next to her ear and looked indistinct.

"Sangong!"

The Archbishop spoke his answer out loud.

"Did you eat? Be louder!"

Shi Xiaobai roared.

"Sangong!"

The Archbishop yelled again.

"Dare to be like a man, shout the answer out louder!"

Shi Xiaobai shouted again.

The excitement in Shi Xiaobai's heart. For the c-level reward, he chose the absolute option of having the Archbishop shout out "Xiangong" three times. After thinking for a long time, he finally thought of this flickering method.

Now the Archbishop has shouted "Xiangong" twice. As long as the Archbishop yells again for this obvious answer, he can complete this **** absolute option!

However, Archbishop Red did not call out "Xiangong" for the third time, as Shi Xiaobai had hoped. At this time, he was completely stunned, and he had great doubts and fears.

He had already shouted so loudly, why should this **** call him louder?

This **** is giving him a chance!

Xiangong is not the answer!

Yes, if the answer is the same, the question will be too simple to test the IQ at all. There must be another mystery in this question, and there must be something he ignored.

There are only couples in the family. The woman bathes in the bathroom. Who will knock on the bathroom door at this time?

The Archbishop frowned and pondered, he kept turning his head, as if thinking about an obscure philosophical problem, and countless brain cells died at this moment.

"Not a friend!"

The Archbishop's eyes suddenly lighted up, and he clapped his palms with excitement, and laughed with satisfaction. He finally thought of the answer. This seemingly simple problem, in fact, hidden mystery, really tested the IQ!

The Archbishop's mouth smiled, looking at Shi Xiaobai, and he was confident: "The answer is not the same!"

"But ... Pharaoh next door!"

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(ps: Blind Caraca, this chapter is well written, I am really good at this funny style, I do n’t know if everyone is happy, hey, laugh and hand in your recommendation tickets and rewards Daily reminder, October 14th, this week Friday, at 12 noon, "Absolute Options" is on the shelves, countdown for three days. Everyone will subscribe to support at that time, remember to consume the bonus coins first. I do n’t give author money for subscription results!)


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