Absolute Choice Chapter 498: : Tutu learns to curse (second, ask for a monthly pass!)

When you look at the title of this kind of post, you know that the person who posted it is a deliberately hurting black fan or a stupid reply by malicious brushing, so Xiao Xiao didn't click in.

However, the response volume of this post kept increasing, Xiao Xiao couldn't help but click in and see what happened.

The landlord of this post posted three historical records on the first floor ——

Overlord Ji Feng, four hours.

Xian Xian Xu Taibai, three and a half hours.

Conquer the king, five hours.

This is the time that three historical figures who have reached the eighth floor of the Ninth Turn Super Tower, are on the eighth floor!

Yes, even these three big names with a history of at least five hours on the eighth floor were eliminated.

So, even if Shi Xiaobai cleans up the tower lord, not many people think that Shi Xiaobai can reach the ninth floor, and the public's concern is more-Shi Xiaobai can stay on the eighth floor. How long can it exceed the five-hour record set by Conquer Wang!

The so-called prophecy post says that Shi Xiaobai stayed for an hour, and it was clear that it was black and black.

Sure enough, the next analysis by the landlord of this post is not so much an analysis as a forced feeding of shit. There is no logic to force Shi Xiaobai to conclude that he has n’t spent more than an hour, it is insulting other people. IQ.

The reason for the surge in the number of replies to this post was that the landlord of this post spent money to ask the Shuijun to brush up a lot of malicious replies, and the fans in the post angered and resisted. stand up!

Well, the black powder these days is really omnipotent. It is not only maliciously engaged in arrogance, but even spent money to ask the sailors to figure it out.

Xiao Xiao looked boring for a while and reached out and quit this boring post.

Suddenly, a luoli sound sounded in her ear.

"Nonsense."

Xiao Xiao turned his head suddenly, but saw Cao Tutu not knowing when to put his head together, staring at his mobile phone screen with integrity, dark eyes shining like stars.

Xiao Xiao is helpless. This Cao Tutu is really a ruthless little girl. How can she watch someone ’s mobile phone screen without the consent of others?

At this moment, Cao Tutu suddenly pointed his finger at the "landlord" on the screen of the mobile phone and said, "This man is talking nonsense! Shi Xiaobai cannot last for an hour, or at least five hours!"

Xiao Xiao was shocked when he said this.

Cao Tutu actually thought so firmly that Shi Xiaobai would stay on the eighth floor for more than five hours, but that was beyond the conquest of the king and creating a new history of the spiritual realm!

Why is Cao Tutu so confident in Shi Xiaobai?

Xiao Xiao blurted out and asked, "Do you know Shi Xiaobai?"

Cao Tutu shook his head immediately, "I don't know."

Xiao Xiao said suddenly: "How can you be so sure that Shi Xiaobai can stay for more than five hours?"

Cao Tutu murmured, his eyes glowed slightly, and said, "Daddy just mentioned it yesterday, and he said there was a boy about the same size as me called Shi Xiaobai, who recently killed eight at the nine-turn Super Tower. Only the lord of the tower, this thing ca n’t be done by the rabbit. Dad once said that the rabbit is now weaker than the hero king of the same age and stronger than any conquest of the king. Things that can't be done are definitely better than conquering Wang Qiang, so it will definitely be more than five hours! "

The logic of these remarks is simple but very problematic, and there are too many slots in the remarks. For example, how does Cao Tutu and her father affirm that Cao Tutu is stronger than the conquering king of his age?

What kind of character is Cao Tutu's father? How dare you say such an exaggerated statement?

Why did Cao Tutu believe her father so much?

However, Xiao Xiao deliberately didn't think about these issues this time, and nodded happily: "I also believe Shi Xiaobai can stay more than five hours!"

Although Cao Tutu ’s recognition of Shi Xiaobai is strange, it still makes Xiao Xiao inexplicably happy, probably because the person he approved was approved by another person he approved?

In short, Xiao Xiao heard the positive evaluation of Shi Xiaobai from Cao Tutu and felt very cool!

Just then, Cao Tutu said suddenly, "What are you waiting for?"

Xiao Xiao froze, wondering, "Wait?"

Cao Tutu grinned suddenly, his eyes glowed, pointing at the "landlord" on the screen of the mobile phone, and he said in a spirited manner: "Scold him!"

Cao Tutu ’s head was close, and he grinned at this moment. Xiao Xiao found out that Cao Tutu had two cute little tiger teeth and a shallow dimple on his cheek.

Somehow, Xiao Xiao only felt infected by Cao Tutu's smile at this time, and asked blurtly, "How to scold?"

Xiao Xiao's family is very good and she has a very good culture, so she almost never scolds people, let alone as a squirt on the Internet. She never thought about such a boring thing. Dimples gave rise to an inexplicable impulse, but did not know how to swear.

Facing Xiao Xiao's problem, Cao Tutu blinked and frowned, thinking for a moment, then "ah" and shook her head: "I don't know how to scold, I have never scolded anyone."

Xiao Xiao couldn't help but laugh out loud, only felt that Cao Tutu should not know how to scold talents.

Xiao Xiao learned Cao Tutu blinked, and smiled playfully: "Do you still scold?"

"Swear!"

Cao Tutu nodded and said, "Dad said, you must be scolded for doing something wrong! This person is so wrong, you must scold!"

Xiao Xiao fluttered a smile, and said that Cao Tutu was really affected by her father, but it was very positive. She could feel her father's good intentions in educating his daughter.

But should some common sense be taught well? Also, how can you let such an innocent daughter run around alone?

"Then ... learn how others scold?"

Xiao Xiao suddenly thought of this method, they would not curse, but there are many masters who curse in the post, especially in this post, there are not a few people who scold the landlord. Learn how others can't curse. ?

Xiao Xiao's proposal was immediately recognized by Cao Tutu, and she nodded heavily.

Xiao Xiao smiled slightly and turned over the fans' replies, basically attacking the landlord.

But I do n’t know, but I was a little shocked at first glance. Xiao Xiao suddenly found out that the original cursing of the landlord was also very particular. Some fans scolded the landlord in a way full of "character art" and "literary charm "!

For example,

"Here, on behalf of the 'Xia Guo Mental Health Research Center', I solemnly say to everyone: 'I'm sorry!'. Because of our negligence at work, the landlord has repeatedly escaped, It has caused a lot of unnecessary troubles to everyone and the society, and has brought a lot of adverse effects. I apologize here. Our hospital has always paid great attention to the illness of the landlord, although the current situation of the landlord is not very stable. There may be outbreaks at any time, but as long as there is 1% hope, we will do our best. We have the confidence, determination, and perseverance to treat the landlord and help the landlord to get rid of the disease. At the same time, I hope that all sectors of society The people actively cooperate with our work to jointly create a harmonious society. Neurosis is not terrible, we can't laugh at the landlord! "

"Hush ~ what do you find? Here is a landlord who has placed an order. We can try to capture it. A landlord can provide us with energy for several days. They are rich in protein and unit mass. The landlord of the house contains more protein than beef, but the landlord can't deal with it. We slowly approach it from the back and be careful not to make any sound. Hey, I caught it, it struggled very hard! Let's twist its head , You can pull out the viscera. The other parts can be eaten raw. Of course, if time is not urgent, we can roast them first, which will be more delicious. Well, their taste is crunchy and crisp, and they taste like chicken! "