Absolute Choice Chapter 499: : The girl did n’t know how to fly (third more!)

Xiao Xiao keeps turning down, and the "literary charm" is constantly emerging.

"When I first touched the landlord's dog's head, I actually refused! Because I thought ... Yeah ... You can't tell me to touch me right away, first, I want to try, I don't want to say ... you added a lot of stunts after touching a dog's head, that dog's head ... very dark! Very bright! Very soft! As a result, the audience must scold me, there is no such dog head! This proves that the dog head above is fake ... I said that I should touch it first. Later, I also know that they are Chinese medicine and they don't have that chemical composition. Then ... after touching for a month ... after this month ... at least I felt comfortable. Now ... every day is still touching! Every day is still touching ... I will touch the downstairs together! Come! Come! Come! Let's touch it! Then I will talk with the guide: "When you touch it touch! After touching it, this dog head is the landlord's dog head. Do n’t add it, and add special effects. There is no such dog head at all! I want to show you that this is how I feel the dog's head, and after you touch it, it will look like this. "

"The landlord, you are here again for the black people, which caused me to find a few communities, turned a few hundred pages of posts, and finally found you. The foreman let me tell you that I will go to the construction site earlier tomorrow, and I will move three cars for two Car bricks, if you ca n’t finish moving, you wo n’t even pay you yesterday. Also, the widow of the village head asks you: When will you save enough money to marry her? If you do n’t go back by the end of the year, she will marry Give West Village a crooked neck. "

This kind of spoof reply, without saying a bad word, but scolded the landlord "ruthlessly", making people laugh, and it was very popular.

Xiao Xiao has a lot of fun, but just thinks cursing people can be so fun.

Cao Tutu also has bright eyes, and his eyes do not blink, it seems that he has learned a lot.

But there are also some interesting replies that make the two girls confused.

For example,

"The landlord did n’t know the hatred of the dead country. He flew planes all day long. Looking up at the moon and lowering the planes. If relatives and friends in Luoyang asked each other, they said the landlords were planes. The landlord still has to fly a plane. Life is a hero, and death is also a plane. Who has n’t died since ancient times, the landlord continues to fly. The public looked for him hundreds of times, and suddenly looked back, the landlord was flying. "

This comment made Xiao Xiao and Cao Tutu raise a question mark on their heads at the same time. They didn't understand why they kept repeating "the landlord hit the plane". Is it also a way to call the plane down?

But the two didn't delve into such details, and continued to look down.

Suddenly, a reply with a slightly different taste made Xiao Xiao's breathing slightly delayed.

"Why are the **** of the nursing home repeatedly poisoned? Why do tens of thousands of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night? Who did the serial hog tragedy do? The nun's door was knocked on every night. Is it a ghost? Hundreds What's hidden behind the mummy's accidental pregnancy? Behind all this is the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? Is it a hormonal outbreak or a hungry and thirsty helplessness? Stay tuned tonight at 8 o'clock for the heroic legal channel annual great contribution "The Road to No Return", let's follow the camera and enter the inner world of the perverted landlord! "

Xiao Xiao only looked at the first few words, and immediately blushed, and quickly pulled the screen down.

But it immediately came into view ...

"I really want to invade the landlord, I want to press her down on the table, then grab her ear, listen to her choking sound, and then press her and violate her.

I really want to invade the landlord. I want to trap her in the dress square, in the voice of other people buying and selling, violate her on the elevator, listen to her cry, and stain her sportswear.

I really want to invade the landlord. I want to hide in the cabinet with her when I'm off work, watching her want to call but dare not call, and want to resist but not have the strength to violate her.

I really want to violate the landlord, I want to hide her clothes in the health room, so that she can violate her without leaving, and give medicine to those who want to come in.

I really want to invade the landlord. I want to grab her during the luggage festival and press it on the curtain in the corner to see if she is afraid of being violated by a large number of audiences.

I really want to invade the landlord. I want to touch her on the bus, so that she is obviously excited to reach the climax but can only tremble and ask for mercy, and then violate her.

I really want to invade the landlord. I want to take off her underwear and skirt on the balcony of the residence, and press it on the quilt to dry, to see how she was afraid of being found to invade her.

I really want to violate the landlord. I want to attract her sensitive points when she calls, and then listen to her in a calm voice to violate her.

I really want to violate the landlord. I want her to have a good morning bite in her room, listen to her using vague voices to support her parents, and then violate her with her begging "Hurry up ..."

Xiao Xiao only looked at the first sentence, and suddenly said "ah", his cheeks turned red, and he quickly turned off the entire screen of the mobile phone, only to feel that his eyes were "defiled".

At this moment, Cao Tutu suddenly asked with a blank expression: "What does it mean to invade? Why does that person keep saying that he wants to invade the landlord?"

Xiao Xiao heard his face turn red for a few moments, and gave a soft sigh. I didn't know how to answer, but saw Cao Tutu's eyes were so pure, like a curious baby who wanted to know the answer.

Oh my god, Cao Tutu really does n’t even know what “aggression” means?

Woo, how can there be such a cardamom girl as pure as this?

Xiao Xiao secretly couldn't tell Cao Tutu what the filthy paragraph meant, she quickly shifted the topic and said, "It's nothing, some boring words. Alas, let's scold the landlord?"

Cao Tutu was immediately distracted and nodded cheerfully: "Okay! I want to scold the landlord! I'll come first!"

Xiao Xiao smiled and passed the phone.

Cao Tutu took the phone, typing at an extremely slow speed, and repeatedly typing the wrong pinyin. It can be seen that she rarely uses her phone to type, and may not even use it very much.

After several minutes of knocking, Cao Tutu showed the results after "learning".

"The landlord is talking nonsense! Shi Xiaobai will definitely be able to stay for more than five hours! Huh! Cao Tutu stay!"

Xiao Xiao glanced and couldn't help laughing.

Is it really appropriate to call someone so cute? And what do you mean by "Cao Tutu staying", for fear of not being replied?

Xiao Xiao put up a smile and said encouragingly, "Curse is beautiful!"

Cao Tutu was so proud of her face that she seemed to think she was cursing well. She smiled and handed her mobile phone back to Xiao Xiao.

Xiao Xiao took the phone and found that Cao Tutu was looking at himself with anticipation.

Xiao Xiao smiled helplessly, typing on the touch screen, knocking off his first "tearing" reply in his online career.

"Smiling and touching the landlord's dog's head. After waiting for five hours, Shi Xiaobai made the landlord's face a pig's head!"

Cao Tutu's eyes are bright, and she thumbs up to express her appreciation.

Xiao Xiao laughed happily.

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When Xiao's private car was driving on the highway, a middle-aged man was running in the sky and closely followed the private car.

This scene stunned some passers-by who happened to see it, because the middle-aged man not only ran in the sky more than a hundred meters high, but also ran very leisurely, as if walking on flat ground, but kept tight. Following the private car, she was not thrown away at all.

The most frustrating thing is that the middle-aged man ran and ran, and suddenly pulled out his cell phone and made a phone call!

It's just that there is a vague layer of clouds around the middle-aged man, which makes people not see what the middle-aged man looks like, and he can't even hear what the middle-aged man is talking about at this time.

In fact, the call was very weird.

"Hey, wife ... tutu, tutu learned to scold, what should I do?"

The middle-aged man looked nervous and asked cautiously.

"Ah? How did Bunny learn to curse!?"

The voice of a woman roaring over the mobile phone, like the roar of a lion in the east of the river, "Let you keep an eye on Tutu, do you all take the wind? Even baby daughters can't take good care of it! Do you still want to kneel and wash the board? "

The middle-aged man hurriedly said, "Wife, I was wrong. Listen to my explanation ..."

The woman said angrily: "Don't explain, explanation is concealment, concealment is storytelling! Say, what else is hiding from me?"

The middle-aged man's face turned white, and he shouted, "Tunny ... Tutu also ... also asked ... what does it mean to violate ..."

As soon as the middle-aged man finishes speaking, he closes his eyes as if dying.

"Cao Wudao!"

"Don't want to go into your mother's room tonight!"

The woman's roar came from her phone, as if she was about to flip the sky.

The middle-aged man suddenly wanted to cry without tears: "Wife, let me kneel and wash the board!"

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When the news that Shi Xiaobai reached the eighth floor spread through the Xia Kingdom at an extremely fast speed, the whole people debated whether Shi Xiaobai could stay on the eighth floor for several hours.

Shi Xiaobai is going through an "inner torture."

He stood silently at the starting point of the eighth-level world, motionless, expressionless, and a little dull.

Until the queen suddenly appears out of thin air, and then walks slowly from a distance.

The queen smiles charmingly, her posture is enchanting, one step at a time, and a footprint will bloom a snow flower.

Step by step lotus.

But it withered instantly.

Shi Xiaobai woke up suddenly, looked at the queen, suddenly opened her mouth slightly, and read four words ...

In the distance, the queen recognizes what the four words suddenly read in Shi Xiaobai's mouth based on her mouth shape, and her face suddenly changes slightly.

These four words turned out to be .........

Sesame opens the door.

That is,

Exit instruction!

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(ps: 297 times this week's repeated rewards, more than 300 times in three more times, so I will add another chapter to honor! The next chapter is back to the main line! Ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a reward, ask for a favor I add more motivation, I want to add more ah ah!)