Absolute Choice Chapter 60: : Two glamorous and cheap goods
Shi Xiaobai was stunned. Someone took his name to trick him!
The two enthusiastic fans, Ye Jiaquan and Lingcun, had quarreled for him before. Now even the charm witches sent by the game hall use his name to swindle and cheat. However, the original "Shi Xiaobai" three Is the word so good?
"My King is so good, no matter how low-key you can't hide his excellent people, it's my King!"
Shi Xiaobai can't help but give himself a hundred likes in his heart, but on the surface, there is no half-happy expression.
If you change someone else, I'm afraid I will reveal her identity on the spot at this time, and reprimand Yang Weiwei for a meal, warning her that she will not be allowed to use her name to cheat, but Shi Xiaobai will not do so.
This is because Shi Xiaobai must hide his identity. After Huali left last night, a white-haired old man wearing a wizard hat came to visit. The old man claimed to be Gaia and told a lot of nonsense that Shi Xiaobai had forgotten after listening, but the old man repeatedly mentioned the incident Shi Xiaobai is remembering—for various reasons, he'd better keep Tu Dahei's identity temporarily.
For Shi Xiaobai, hiding identity is not an unacceptable thing, but it is still a fun thing. For example, in this situation, Shi Xiaobai almost laughed out loud.
"Oh, since Shi Xiaobai is a frequent visitor to the Battlefield, then you must have seen Shi Xiaobai. You talk about what Shi Xiaobai looks like!" Shi Xiaobai looked with anticipation. Yang Weiwei, he wants to see how this female liar goes on!
Yang Weiwei's smile froze, and her brain moved quickly. Of course, she didn't know what Shi Xiaobai looked like, but this boy didn't seem to have seen Shi Xiaobai either. It shouldn't be a problem for her to make a fool.
After thinking for a while, Yang Weiwei smiled and said, "Of course I've seen Shi Xiaobai. He looks so handsome, with black hair, a faint red mole in the corner of his right eye, and likes to wear white clothes. He is tall and thin but looks muscular, with a gentle smile on his face. There are two pairs of dimples when he smiles. He is approachable and gentlemanly. He is a prince. "
"I have never seen him lose his temper, he really has nothing to say about his friends, he often pays for a treat. Whenever he is busy, he will take the time to instruct others, and he can get along well with those weak customers. The shelf of genius, everyone loves him. "
Yang Weiwei's face had a look of worship, and she described the image of "Shi Xiaobai" vividly. It seemed that she was still a little bit interested. She was afraid that she could not say it in more detail, and she smiled shyly at the end. .. I like him very much, but it's a pity that Jun Shengwu is old ... hey! "
The last sigh just uttered the thoughts of the little girl who was still alive.
Shi Xiaobai is shocked. This tm is too realistic.
Generally speaking, scammers try to cover up when they lie, for fear of telling too much lies, but Yang Weiwei goes the other way. The description of "Shi Xiaobai" just makes the listener come. In this situation, the tone and expression of the last sigh were even three points.
The scammer's acting skills can hit Oscars these days!
"Well, let's talk about Shi Xiaobai's outstanding performance in the battlefield?" Shi Xiaobai was a bit addicted. He looked at Yang Weiwei with great interest and looked forward to her improvisation.
Yang Weiwei ’s bitterness in her heart. Her wonderful performance just now ca n’t convince the boy completely. It ’s troublesome. If you tell a lie, you need to use a hundred lies to make a lie. !!
However, judging by the silly look of this boy, it should not be long before she is surrendered by her superb deception. Yang Weiwei immediately felt confident and began to think about how to deceive this crab boy.
Yang Weiwei didn't dare to be silent for too long, for fear of Shi Xiaobai's suspicion, she said in an abbreviation: "Shi Xiaobai is in the battlefield, and there is no one who knows it! No one knows it! There were ten wins in the positioning game, and there was no loss in the friendly game in the bar. Each week, the battlefield qualifying session could get the most bonuses ... "
Yang Weiwei set out to glorify the deeds of "Shi Xiaobai". In fact, these lies that she said can easily be broken down. As long as the boy enters the battlefield and asks others, he will understand that he has been affected. Deception, but Yang Weiwei can't control so much. Her immediate priority is to turn this teenager into a customer, keep her job, and leave the future to worry about herself!
Yang Weiwei talked for three minutes before finishing the wonderful performance of "Shi Xiaobai", and there was almost no pause during the period. Like several Jiazhens, one by one, Shi Xiaobai was stunned. What a powerful deception is needed to say so Realistic, as if everything had happened in the past, and it was not obvious that it was made up temporarily.
Shi Xiaobai admired endlessly and felt that he had discovered an extraordinary talent. In order to more fully stimulate Yang Weiwei's deceptive potential, Shi Xiaobai immediately said: "Tell me what combat skills Shi Xiaobai is good at. Defensive skills, body skills, oh yes, is there any particularly cool move in Shi Xiaobai, my king is curious! "
Yang Weiwei ripped the corners of her mouth, but immediately changed into a professional smile.
"Shi Xiaobai's cool moves ..."
......
Thirty minutes have passed, Shi Xiaobai asked countless questions about "Shi Xiaobai", and Yang Weiwei patiently answered them one by one. The two have their own pregnancies, one dedicated to tapping each other's "potential," and one dedicated to rounding a lie that has been seen through from the beginning.
However, after this long time, Shi Xiaobai seems to want to continue to ask, Yang Weiwei can't help but finally, Shen said: "Don't you believe what I said? Shi Xiaobai is really a battlefield, right? Loyal customers! How can I deceive you? When have you ever seen a liar able to tell a fake story so carefully? "
Shi Xiaobai rolled his eyes. He hadn't seen it before, but he finally saw it today. I have to say that such a shameless liar is also a bit fresh and refined!
"Ah, you are really a talent. It is a pity not to go to Hollywood to study. On the other world line, you will definitely be able to get the Oscar little goldman!"
Shi Xiaobai patted Yang Weiwei's shoulder and said softly, "Keep working hard, keep it up!"
Shi Xiaobai said after turning around, he had to step on the crab to leave, oops, he was addicted to this female liar, which delayed him a lot of time!
Yang Weiwei is stunned, why she has worked so hard, this teenager still refuses to believe it, is it really like what Xia Lin said-if you can't seduce, you can force it, force it, you ca n’t even force yourself to shout. Push him in?
No, she can't do this!
Yang Weiwei finally decided to give up. I thought it would be a big deal for her to resign. She doesn't have to stay here. If her brother is Gaia's newcomer this year, he can easily take care of him here. She has long since moved on!
Just when Yang Weiwei was desperate, she suddenly saw a figure in front of her field of vision, and the figure came towards them. She was about to meet Shi Xiaobai, who was about to leave, and Yang Weiwei's eyes flashed as if in darkness. He saw the light that suddenly appeared.
Of course, Shi Xiaobai also saw the person coming. It was a boy of seven or eight years old. He slightly hesitated and said softly: "Happy sheep!?"
This boy is Yang Yang that the newcomer has seen during the test.
Yang Yang was also shocked when he saw Shi Xiaobai. He just wanted to blurt out and say Shi Xiaobai's name. He thought of the solemn explanation of the minister. He looked down at Shi Xiaobai's weird crab step and said stiffly. Why are you here? "
God knows that in the entire city of iron and steel, the last person Yang Yang didn't want to meet was Shi Xiaobai, the "dazzling cheap man",
"Xiao Yang!"
Suddenly a scream called intimately from behind Shi Xiaobai, Yang Yang was startled, looked sideways, and saw a woman in a white-collar dress trotting with high heels, looking intently, the face was extremely familiar, he Suddenly: "Sister!"
Yang Weiwei was so excited in her heart at this time. I did not expect her brother to appear at this time, it was just a timely rain! And her brother seems to know each other this young boy named Tu Dahei, isn't this God helping her too?
Yang Weiwei trot beside Yang Yang, grabbed Yang Yang in front of her, and said to Shi Xiaobai, "Since you know Xiao Yang, you should know that Xiao Yang once participated in the newcomer test with Shi Xiaobai, Xiao Yang said Should you believe it? "
Shi Xiaobai froze, guessing what Yang Weiwei wanted to do, and couldn't help showing a smile.
At this moment, Yang Weiwei had a sense of Liu An Hua Ming and another village, and said aloud, "Come, Xiao Yang, tell this native black boy's shoes, Shi Xiaobai is a regular in the battlefield, right?"
Yang Yang was stunned when he heard the words. He immediately felt the soft flesh around his waist was stung, turned his head and saw Yang Weiwei blinked playfully, and realized that his sister wanted him to cooperate with the intention of lying.
Turning his head again, he found that Shi Xiaobai blinked mischievously at him.
What about Nima?
Which one of these two wanks is playing?
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