Advent of the Archmage Chapter 416: Funny Dwarf (4/5)
"Look, there's light ahead."
Relta, the dwarf, whispered and ran out.
He was so excited. He has been in this mine for two hours. As a dwarf, he lost his way in the dwarf mine. If this thing returns to Moria (Dwarf City), his face will be lost. Yes, wait and talk to Master Link and Mirda, this matter must be kept secret.
Linke immediately released an invisible magic on him, and then said, "Don't rush out at the entrance of the cave, see where we are first."
"No problem." Relta responded, running faster and faster, and quickly passed the corner of the tunnel.
Milda couldn't help shaking her head and chuckling: "This guy is so funny, he's like a child at this age."
Rirta was still serious, but after a little familiarity, the guy began to show his original shape, and his body's amusement ratio became higher and higher.
Linke is not strange about the dwarf's personality. In previous games, he has seen too many and more funny than dwarves. When you go to a dwarf hotel, you always see a lot of funny things.
For example, a dwarf smokes his beard and ignites his beard, and then pours it with spirits. As a result, his whole body is on. Some dwarves will run under the dragon's belly to study the gender of the dragon; there are dwarves who use magic muskets to hit the flies on food, and then they will smash the food on the table with a single shot, etc., etc. Speechless.
Anyway, with the dwarf, you have to be prepared to deal with all kinds of unexpected situations ..... this is really a crow's mouth!
As soon as Lin Ke was about to speak, he heard a scream from outside the channel, "Ah ~". This sound was very horrible, and it sounded very tight. It was the kind that people couldn't help but clamp their legs when they heard it. The feeling of covering your crotch.
When Link and Mirda looked at each other and didn't know what was happening, they saw Relta running back and running and shouting: "Not good, ah ~ outside ~ A demon is watching, he found me. "
When the guy drew near, Link saw that his head was full of black mud, and there was also a very stinky smell floating over it, which made people sicken.
"What the **** happened?" Mirda covered her nose with her hand, while applying a cleansing technique to Relta, removing the black 'mud' from his head.
Ruelta walked deep into the passage and said, "The exit of the passage is a hole that opens to the sky. When I went, a Buddha Buddha was shitling into the hole. He may have eaten his stomach. The goods are like spray guns. I was drunk and swallowed without paying attention ... I hate it! I smashed a hammer at his **** and he must be seriously injured now. Wait for a demon to come after us. Let's run ..... 呸呸呸 ...... 呸呸 ..... It's disgusting! "
"Spit ~~" Mirda was running after Relta, she just wanted to vomit.
Linke also felt the tickle in his throat caused by this teaser than the dwarf. He suppressed the nausea and asked: "The devil's stool is very poisonous. How do you feel now?"
"Ah, is it poisonous? No wonder I feel my stomach hurts ... Ah ~~~" Relta stepped into the air with a snoring, fell out, and then couldn't climb Get up, look at his face, darkened, it looks like he is poisonous.
Linke hurried up to support him, and Mirda still covered her nose. She took out a bottle of elven nectar and handed it to Link over the long distance: "Well, feed him."
"Bang ~" Unplug the cork and Link feeds the emerald green liquid into Relta's mouth.
Elf flower dew is indeed the holy medicine for detoxification and healing. After feeding, Relta began to vomit madly, 'Uh ~~~ Uh ~~~' A black mouthful of liquid with a foul smell squirted from his mouth I vomited three times, and then I vomited cleanly.
Relta is a 7th-level soldier. He is very strong, not poisoned deeply, and took the poison in time. After a short rest for half a minute, he eased over.
He shook his head, took out a bottle of spirits, rinsed his mouth, then closed the bottle again, took a few breaths, and said to Mirda: "Thank you, Your Highness, this devil's goods It's **** disgusting. "
"Don't say it, let's go!" Milda was almost overwhelmed. This dwarf, she just thought he had a temper like a child, but now, she thinks this guy is a hopeless mess.
Rirta shuddered at seeing Mirda and shrugged: "I did n’t say anything to the drinker, what are you doing so disgustingly ... well, well, I wo n’t say anymore, we Come on, I just watched. There are many demons outside on patrol. They seem to know our purpose. "
He took the lead and went deep into the mine, while Link, Mirda, and Nana followed him.
While running, Nana suddenly asked curiously, "Relta, what is the smell of demon feces?"
"Nana!" Milda screamed, and she was about to collapse.
"Nana, shut up, don't talk." Link ordered.
"Oh." Nana was silent.
Rilta, the dwarf, didn't know what it felt like, he didn't say a word, and ran down. As a dwarf, although his personality is unreliable, and although a bit funny, he has natural sensitivity to the cave passage, and he will not forget it after walking through it.
Soon, everyone followed the same path and went back into the cave.
Finally, in front of a dark passage, Rilta stopped: "The front is where we haven't walked just now, and I have a feeling that this passage will be very, very deep, and may lead to some danger. , Are we sure you want to go in? "
Milda looked at Link, and Link nodded without hesitation: "Of course we have to go in. The power of the Demon Commander is very powerful. The result of our encounter with her is a dead end."
"Well, follow me." Relta didn't dare to face the half-step legendary horror strongman, he widened his eyes, took off the warhammer on his back, put on a defensive posture, and stepped into the gloom Walked deep into the mine.
............
On the other side, Fodor's screams spread far away. Soon, a group of demons rushed over.
When they arrived, the Fodor Yan Demon was dead, and his stomach was blown down severely by a bottom-up force, and his belly was flowing to the ground, and it looked terrible.
This is clearly a sneak attack.
There is a stone gap less than half a meter wide next to him, and a demon lies on the ground and cracks in the stone gap. "Well ... there is a smell of stool ... also There is a ... 咻咻 (inhalation sound) ..... it should be the smell of a dwarf, and the mice are hiding under these stones! "
"Did you find the mouse?" A clear, sweet voice came, and it was Sarawine.
"His Highness, a dwarf has appeared here. He killed Lorman (the name of the demon killed)."
Sarwini walked over, glanced at the dirt on the stone, frowned, took out a cloth to cover her nose, and then observed it carefully.
"It is true that a dwarf tried to come out of this place ... the footprints on the stone wall were very deep, and he was kicked out by his explosive power ... he is very powerful, and should be a 7th-level fighter. This should be the king of the mountains of the dwarf ... I feel that Link must be with him. "
Sarwini laughed, and she took a few steps back, and said to a few Buddhas around her: "Dig the hole a bit, and shovel all the excrement, I don't want to smell a little smell. Then, you, and you, you two are small, wait to follow me into the mine, we will catch the mice! "
"Yes, Your Highness."
Several Fodor's enemies immediately dried up. They planed with their claws, chopped them with war gas, and pedaled them. In their view, these hard stones were as soft as dirt.
But in ten minutes, they smashed the small stone crack several times, and finally revealed a three-meter-high and two-meter-wide passage, which was named by Salouvenir as two transitional shadows. Demon, it's only two meters high, and the hole is wide enough.
"Okay, let's go in."
.......
"Boom ~ Boom ~" There was a loud noise coming from behind him. A few people in Link looked at each other, and they saw the astonishment in each other's eyes.
"They're coming, let's hurry!" Relta began to speed up, Link easily followed, Mirda was a bit slow, and she was ready to release a cheetah swiftness to herself.
But her spirit hasn't recovered yet, and with a look of exhaustion on her face, Link accidentally saw it, her heart moved slightly, and she said to Nana, "Nana, walk on the back of Princess Mirda." >
"No need ..... Okay." Mirda refused subconsciously, but she was too tired and a little dizzy. Knowing that her support would become a drag on the team, she nodded in agreement.
Nana walked on her back.
Linke followed, sweeping their footprints all the way.
The crowd ran all the way, the more forward the underground space became, but the light became darker and harder to see the road. It was very strange that the wind in the passage was getting stronger. The wind was not blown out of the passage, but was sucked in from behind, and the further forward, the stronger the wind.
‘Whoo ~ hoo ~’ The wind is whistling. Almost everyone who is blowing is not standing upright, and feels that there is a hand behind them constantly pushing them forward.
Suddenly, Relta exclaimed, stepped on the air with one foot, and her body was unstable. "Huh ~" A gust of wind just blown out, and even blown him out for several meters. This was more than just his body. Falling down, the black piece in front was almost invisible.
"Magic Light!"
"Om ~" A white light appeared, illuminating the dark channel. Link discovered that there was an underground cliff ahead, and Relta was blown down by the strong wind.
Seeing that he was about to disappear from the field of vision, Link hurriedly blessed him with magic: "Float!"
But it's useless!
Relta's falling speed is still fast. He danced and shouted, "The wind is blowing, the wind is blowing to the ground! Oh, Lord of Light, I will definitely fall to death!" .)