All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball Chapter 360: League of Education, 2 matches
On the evening of the 9th, after arriving in Oakland, Su Feng and his teammates were received by the NBA staff and checked into the hotel provided by the league.
According to the schedule of this year's All-Star Game, on the morning of the 10th, Su Feng will participate in community activities with players who have been shortlisted for the Eastern and Western Star Team this year, and will accept media interviews from all over the world.
It is worth mentioning that when handing out the itinerary to Su Feng and others, the alliance officials kindly reminded everyone not to run around.
Because Oakland has always been one of the most dangerous places in the United States, the crime rate remains high.
In addition, this year's Oakland All-Star Game has attracted a lot of attention. In addition to local California fans, there will also be a large number of foreign tourists who will flood into Oakland this weekend.
Therefore, for the safety of the stars, Stern thinks it is very important to arrange staff to repeatedly remind these NBA stars who mostly only use their own thinking.
There is one thing to say, although in the eyes of many people, Stern, who runs the NBA, looks very glamorous...
But in fact, only God knows how difficult it is to manage these NBA players whose average IQ is far below normal.
Su Feng's previous life, in the Stern era, many stars have been complaining that Stern controlled their speech, preventing them from enjoying freedom of speech like ordinary people.
However...
In this life, after playing for the four seasons in the NBA, Su Feng just wanted to give Stern a big compliment.
Because sometimes, Su Feng feels that chatting with certain people is really insulting his IQ.
For example, once, when the Raptors players were chatting with each other, do you dare to believe that these people argued for two hours because of Wales in France or Germany?
Hong Kong is true, the ghost knows how the moods of Su Feng and Nash passing by at that time were broken...
Besides the common sense of geography, many NBA players also have very bad self-care ability.
You know, in the NBA, many agents are not only responsible for negotiating contracts with the players...
They even have to take care of the daily lives of this group of players.
In the future, many agents will express their helplessness to these NBA players when they retire, because these giants on the basketball court are like giant babies in their lives.
Therefore, it is not surprising that many NBA stars have made jokes on and off the court.
After all, you can simply interpret the NBA as the "parenting league."
Su Feng's previous life, the most funny thing is that when he read the starting point basketball article, he often saw readers complain about the NBA star being cast down.
But actually...
Say it out, you may not believe it...
In reality, the IQ of the vast majority of NBA players really doesn’t match the description in the starting basketball text.
……
On the 10th, after a night of rest in a beautiful place, Su Feng was pulled from the bed by someone he hadn't seen for a long time.
"Still sleeping? Your girlfriend has been waiting for you downstairs in the hotel for two hours!" After giving Su Feng a fierce kick, Kobe contentedly smiled at Su Feng.
Su Feng: "......"
Girlfriend?
After gradually waking up, looking at Kobe who suddenly appeared in his room, for a moment, Su Feng was almost scared to death by Kobe.
Fortunately, Su Feng quickly reacted. The girlfriend Kobe said was Britney.
According to their cooperation plan with Britney Spears, Britney Spears will naturally catch the heat of this All-Star Game.
However, Su Feng never expected that Britney Spears would arrive in Oakland on the morning of the 10th.
"It's getting up...
No! You TMD wake me up and wake me up, why are you addicted to kicking? "Su Feng, who was awakened by Kobe's violence, was so desperate that he even spoke the hometown dialect.
On the other side, after a foot addiction, Kobe felt that he didn't choose to play. It really was a big loss for AC Milan.
啧!
It feels good to kick Su Feng's feet!
"You also arrived this morning?" Su Feng looked at Kobe and asked while washing.
"Well, because Los Angeles is close to Oakland, after the game on the 9th, Shaq and I both chose to rest in Los Angeles for one night.
By the way, have you read our news report on the 9th?
, you know, that game, I scored 28 points and 12 assists! "I don't know if it's because I haven't seen Su Feng for too long, so after the reunion with Su Feng this time, Kobe felt that he was a little excited.
Hearing the words, while rinsing his mouth, Su Feng said to him in a gargle language that only Kobe understands: "I...um...呱..... .L......"
Kobe: "..."
As expected, a good day will end after Su Feng opens his mouth.
Listening to Su Feng's sarcasm to himself, it makes sense, if it weren't for Su Feng's face, Kobe would definitely leave immediately.
"Come on! Work harder, you can surpass me." After the scrubbing, Su Feng patted Kobe on the shoulder, and Su Feng said to him with a smile.
Kobe: "..."
Just like that, Kobe, who was in a good mood, immediately became frustrated.
Just when Su Feng went downstairs with Kobe...
Suddenly, Kobe looked very much like Jerry’s Tom who was going to use a conspiracy against Jerry in "Cat and Mouse."
In the hotel lobby, Kobe took advantage of Su Feng’s carelessness, and Kobe was extremely naive to lift Su Feng’s clothes from behind, just covering Su Feng’s head...
Kangkang, this is the idol of the future 8.1 billion Komi.
is reasonable...
Such a naive thing, in Su Feng's view, even Carter may not be able to do it.
"Listen to me, you are so cute." In the lobby of the hotel, watching Su Feng who "finally" got up, Britney covered her mouth and smiled.
After finishing the clothes, Su Feng looked at Britney with curiosity and asked: "Why did you arrive so early? This is nothing like you."
Britney spread her hands helplessly, "Because someone kissed me twice, he seems to have forgotten his promise to me."
Su Feng: "......"
Promise?
Touched his head and looked down at Britney. Su Feng felt as if he had indeed promised Britney before.
Fortunately, just when the scene was about to be awkward, Kobe stood up and rescued Su Feng.
"Hey, I said, we have to go to a community event.
What do you want to say with your girlfriend, wait till evening. "After stab Su Feng in the waist with his elbow, Kobe grinned wickedly.
Britney: "..."
Oh, damn!
night?
If I wait till night, why don’t I starve to death?
However, what makes Britney desperate is that after receiving Kobe’s kind reminder, Su Feng actually intended to try to get through.
So, how can Britney care about her idol character?
I saw that she took Su Feng's arm directly, and said with a "face full of grievance": "My dear, do you know how I spent the past month or so?"
I have to say, Britney, who is good at acting, has an amazing acting skills in acting like a baby...
Because if this scene is seen by melon-eaters who don't know the truth, they will definitely think that Su Feng has done something bad outside to sorry Britney.
Coincidentally, because this is almost the time for the stars to go to the community...
Looking at the eyes from around, Su Feng always feels that he has locked the headlines for tomorrow in advance.
Hong Kong Zhen, that is, there are no Twitter and Weibo now. Otherwise, Britney Spears played this play this morning, so why don’t you take the hot search to death?
"My dear, what's the matter, can you talk about it when I get off work?
Don't worry, I am only yours tonight. "
In the lobby of the hotel, Su Feng, who knew that he couldn't get away without getting Britney Spears, suddenly grabbed Britney Spears and touched her head gently and said.
And this time, Britney felt like she had met a master.
Because where did she know that Su Feng knew so many routines under her seemingly "innocent" appearance?
It’s just that Su Feng’s routine, in Britney’s opinion, is still too...
唔......
唔.
唔!
"Slacker Man Tutorial Seventh Form": There is nothing you can do with a kiss.
If there are, then two.
There is one thing to say, if the current mobile phones are more developed...
The first thing this group of NBA stars on the sidelines must do is to film this scene, and then sell it to the media in exchange for money in the name of their friends.
"My God!
You were too cool just now, Su, I always thought Chinese people are more conservative..."
After Su Feng quickly and intelligently managed Britney Spears, on the way to the community, Su Feng has become an idol in the minds of many young stars.
After all, everyone has been a girl, but like the American goddess of the nation, where are the people present today, except Pippen, have any experience?
And as one of the topics that NBA stars usually chat about, women themselves are the topics that everyone is most keen to discuss.
It's a pity that future generations obviously did not inherit such a glorious tradition.
So, it’s no wonder Pippen looks down on the future generations...
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On the morning of the 10th, the community activities went very smoothly.
Influenced by someone, this year's NBA All-Star Weekend is also full of strong Chinese style.
While giving condolences in an orphanage, Su Feng brought these handy NBA stars together and wrapped a big steamer "baozi."
In addition, Su Feng also taught everyone how to make lanterns for these children.
Although this kind of public welfare activity is mostly used for shows, it must be said that Stern has indeed done a lot of hard work behind the scenes in order to change people's stereotypes about the NBA.
After the lunch break, in the afternoon, under the arrangement of the league staff, Su Feng and other stars were interviewed together.
Because not long ago, Xiao Yao had officially announced that he would participate in the 2000 Draft, so in this interview, reporters also asked him what he thinks of Xiao Yao.
"I think he will be selected with the top five picks in the first round of this year.
You have also seen, he has unparalleled talent, in my opinion, he will definitely become one of the best centers in this league in the future. "Su Feng replied.
"Su, are you so optimistic about Yao because he and you are compatriots?" the reporters asked.
"No, because no matter how much I tout him, the teams holding high draft picks are not stupid." Su Feng said.
Seeing that Su Feng had no flaws, the reporters quickly changed the subject and asked: "Now your MVP battle with Shaq is getting more and more intense. Are you confident that you can perform better than Shaq in the second half? ?"
"I think people have been too obsessed with Shaq or me recently, who is better.
Because of the fact that there are more outstanding players this season than ours.
Tim, for example, in my mind, if I were a judge, I would definitely vote for Tim. "Su Feng replied.
Aside, after hearing Su Feng's answer, even though he didn't say anything, Duncan's face still showed a pretty evil smile.
"Su, does your answer mean that you lack the confidence to compete with Shaq for the MVP?" The unwilling reporters continued to provoke.
"Confidence? Seriously, since I entered the league, I really don’t know what confidence is.
Because I think, in this world, there is no longer a second fool who dared to jump on the technical stage to declare war on Michael Jordan? "Su Feng replied with a smile.
Reporters: You are so reasonable, we were speechless.
"Tomorrow you are going to participate in the dunk contest, we all know that your biggest competitors in this year's dunk contest are your two teammates, what do you want to say to them before the game starts? "The reporters asked.
At the interview site, listening to the reporters’ questions, Su Feng suddenly spread his hands and said: "Can you please do me a favor?"
Reporters: "Huh?"
"Excuse me, please go and ask Vince and Tracy, who wants to win the second place in this dunk contest!" Su Feng said seriously.
Reporters: "..."
As expected, Su Feng is still the same Su Feng.
The so-called humility is impossible for him to exceed three seconds.
……
On the night of the 10th, the Appetizer Rookie Challenge of the All-Star Weekend was held at Oracle Arena.
Su Feng is not very interested in this year's Rookie Challenge.
In his opinion, instead of wasting time to watch the rookie challenge, it is better to take advantage of the rare opportunity to reunite with Kobe to continue to educate this young Mamba snake.
In the end, just when Su Feng was bullying Kobe, this year's Rookie Challenge ended with the second-year team winning.
The score in this game was 119-96. The second-year Lakers teenager Lewis was elected MVP with 30 points and 7 rebounds.
Throughout the game, the more experienced second-year team always took the initiative.
The only highlight of the competition is the performance of Olavo Kandina, nicknamed "The New Big Dream", which is simply a "Tian Show".
In 8 minutes of playing, Olavokandi scored 0 points, 0 rebounds, 0 assists, 0 blocks, 0 steals, and 1 turnover.
And after the game, Olavokandi said depressed that he really couldn't play this kind of tactics that didn't center on him.
"My God, my coach keeps letting me go inside, but I'm a pitcher!"
After the game, Olavokandi expressed his strong dissatisfaction with the Raptors assistant D'Antoni who served as the head coach of the second-year team this year through the media.
And after learning about Olavokandi’s remarks...
D'Antoni feels that people are sitting at home and the pot comes from the sky...
"Maybe... he is really a good pitcher." D'Antoni said depressedly in an interview with reporters.
On the other hand, after training to beat Kobe 4-1 at night, Su Feng also returned to the hotel, ready to recharge his energy and prepare for tomorrow's battle of the century in the best state.
"Sue, to be honest, I still think it was a mistake that you chose to participate in this year's dunk contest.
Because this year’s judges are not Dell Curry and the others~IndoMTL.com~, it is worth mentioning that before separating from Kobe, Su Feng also successfully harvested a piece of "toxic milk" from Kobe.
Kangkang, what is the best friend?
In order to avoid his mistakes and be defeated by Carter, Kobe even deliberately took a bite of himself before the game.
Hong Kong Zhen, no matter how the world changes, in Su Feng's view, Kobe is his only true love.
In addition, when returning to the hotel, Su Feng discovered that Britney was missing.
But for Su Feng, who has put all his mind on the dunk contest tomorrow, he thinks this is a good thing.
Because of a creature like a woman, God knows how troublesome it is.
"Huh...it's been a long time since I was so nervous." On the eve of the war of the century, Su Feng, who felt a little overexcited, stayed up until the early morning before falling asleep.
and the next day...
No need to go into details.
In the words of the fans:
This year's Oakland All-Star Game, as long as you can go to the scene and take a look at the PK between Su Feng and Carter, it will be worth the full price.
now.
The crowded Auckland is like an explosive barrel that can explode at any time.
and Su Feng and Carter...
are the two matches that light the fuse.
……
PS: Dear omnipotent readers, are there any BGM recommendations that burn a little bit? Mainly I want to write an epic battle, so I need a bit of help!