Almighty Game Designer Chapter 333: I can’t make it up


An ignorant anchor.

"I think a lot of people are playing the game "Digging for the Earth", I also want to play it, I don’t know if it’s fun or not."

"It looks very mentally handicapped."

"This person is not a disability, is he? He has no legs."

"Gosh, just play like this?"

"I am going to climb this tree right now? I feel as if I can't go up. I thought about it for a while and I should pop myself up."

"FK! NO! Is there something wrong with this game?"

"Why can't I even get past this tree?"

"I understand a little bit about the anchors who are driven crazy now."

"What trick is this to fight back against the storm?"

"Is this game really full of metaphysics, okay? There are no skills at all, and it completely ignores any physical rules!"

"Who will help me press Newton's coffin board?"

"OH? NICE! I came to this tree!"

"Huh? Why are you all saying welcome home? Why is this the beginning and end of the game? What do you mean?"

……

A shaker-shaped anchor.

"Go! Go!"

"Hey, my mouse is not good, there is a problem with the sensitivity of the mouse!"

"Wait a moment, you wait a moment! Go! Go! Go! ×N"

Although he has been yelling to go, the bald muscular man is still standing still.

"Ah!!!"

"Almost, almost, don't worry, I yelled a little hot, my hands cramped, this mouse is not good."

"Okay, let's pass it this time."

"You said that you are a handicapped person, do you have trouble with me? Play with me, don't you? If it wasn't for my bad mouse, I would have smoked you!"

"Go! Go! Go! ×N"

"Okay, one, two, three, go!"

"Hey! Don't drop! Don't drop! Nima!!!"

(Silent silence.)

"The mouse pad is a bit narrow. I will move the position later, I will take the keyboard away and bring the mouse over here."

"Don't worry, I can prove myself if I move the position."

"Go! Go! Go! ×N"

The barrage is almost laughing crazy.

"Hahaha, the anchor is playing a voice-controlled game. You can't yell, okay?"

"Weapon Master’s counterattack storm was done in this way."

"The output depends on howling?"

"One more crazy, hahahahahaha!"

……

A step by step is a camp anchor.

"Okay, I have come to this more critical position. Based on our many years of experience in single-player games, what is the most powerful way for this game? Yes, it is S/L Dafa!"

"There is no single-player game that cannot be played with S/L Dafa. You must keep this in mind."

"Yes, I plan to use S/L Dafa now. Hey, don’t say I’m afraid, this is a kind of game intelligence, okay? Hey, the one who squatted his head up and smashed the hammer is a fool, I Does it look like a fool? Not at all."

"Hey, I am a wise anchor, so let's save the file at this time."

"Wait a minute, let me find the save button."

"Don't worry, wait a minute."

"Huh? Where's the save button for this game?"

"How to save this game?"

"How about the archive? Which water friend knows?"

"Automatically archived?"

"Can't archive?"

"Can't archive?!!!"

……

A command anchor.

"You **** believe me, I will count one, two and three and we will jump together, then you grab the bucket above, don't worry, don't worry, wait for me."

"Catch it, let's not jump too high, trust me, give me your hand."

"Come and prepare, three, two, one, jump!"

"Hey? Are you he? Are you..."

"Sorry, sorry, I thought you fell, I shouldn't scold you, sorry, let's continue."

"Slowly, slowly, don't step on the bottle, be careful! Don't slip!"

"OK, OK, you stand firm first, I am OK, you stand firm first. You stand firm!!"

"You stand firm and I let go."

"Don't worry, listen to my instructions, let's go here first, yes, yes, hook, hey, really obedient. The next one is a bit difficult, listen to me, hook first..."

The barrage is already frantically complaining.

"Hahahaha, why are you still communicating with him, you really deserve to be a commander, you can command even game characters?"

"Say as if he would listen to you 23333"

"One more crazy, carry it away."

"What should I do if I feel that the psychiatric hospital is almost running out of beds!"

……

There is also a life-thinking anchor.

"What is life for?"

"Why am I in this place?"

"Why do I play this game?"

"What the **** do I think?"

"My life, where did my three hours go?"

"Do you think this game has any philosophical principles?"

"Dear viewers, I suddenly have a very strong urge to think about life, I will broadcast it first!"

……

Soon, the number of downloads and reviews of "Digging the Ground" on the Thunder game platform began to soar.

As for the rating of this game, it is basically a C-type, all concentrated on one and five stars, but it is puzzling that the five-star rating is obviously more than one star, which brings the average score of this game to 6.1 points.

Needless to say, the one-star rating is all verbal abuse from some angry players, but the five-star rating is very interesting to read.

"This is another conscientious work of Chen Mo, a work of sincerity. The game supports multiple operation modes such as somatosensory and voice control. The realistic style and complicated operation are recommended by dozens of anchors. Don't miss it!"

"This game is super fun, super simple, and super fun after playing! It's especially easy to clear the level. After the level is cleared, you will come to a very special place. Hurry up, come and play!"

"This game is not suitable for playing with a very utilitarian mentality. Nowadays, many people play games to clear levels, and they have lost a lot of philosophical thinking. Maybe this game can let us find the fun of playing games, and even the ultimate meaning of life. ."

"This game is very suitable for players who challenge the wall, the smoothness and excitement of flying upward after getting started is simply great!"

"It's very interesting~IndoMTL.com~ constantly returning to the original point due to some small mistakes, reminding people not to forget the original intention, which contains the profound philosophy of movement and stillness."

"This game has no Krypton gold content, easy to operate; it adopts an open mode, scene conversion does not need to be loaded; computer configuration requirements are low, and notebooks can also be played easily; the story content is touching and full of positive energy. Best of the year I should have not ran away. What are you waiting for? Go download it and experience this magical work."

"It's fun, I changed three sets of keyboard and mouse, not to mention, I gave them incense, today is their first seven."

Many players left messages on Chen Mo's Weibo, asking him why he developed such a cheating game to avenge the society.

Soon, Chen Mo posted a Weibo: "Actually, "Digging for the Earth" has a very rich game connotation. Have you ever thought that these mountains represent the dangers in our lives, and the person in the tank represents You and me who are bound by reality? The characters in the game are ready to meet various destinies. It may be smooth sailing many steps up, or it may lose everything by mistake. This game has so many philosophical thinking , It should give the players a kind of enlightenment... Forget it, I can’t make it up."


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