Almighty Game Designer Chapter 514: How bitter is the cassette?


The apprentices have found a reason again: "This must be fake data! There are not so many sales at all. This is all shady, and they are all bought by insiders for the sake of sales and marketing for hunger!"

As a result, I don’t know when, a hot search topic appeared on Weibo: the most bitter cassette in the world.

"The handheld and controller are all sold out, I can only buy a cassette, alas."

"You can't play with just buying a card!"

"It's okay, won't you be able to play when the next batch of handhelds comes out?"

"I heard from Chen Mo that the handheld cassette uses the most bitter substance in the world, and it is completely non-toxic and harmless. It is to prevent children and pets from swallowing it. You can quickly lick it to see if it is?" /

"Really? The most bitter substance in the world? I don't believe it!"

"Can still have Chinese medicine bitterness?"

"Liar, this cassette is obviously sweet!"

"Yeah, it tastes great when licked, with a hint of sweetness, but not greasy at all!"

"I wipe it, how are you guys upstairs lying? This cassette is obviously sweet and spicy!"

"Nonsense, the Hamid Party is justice!"

"I really licked it, my mood now is indescribable... I'm a little skeptical of life, I need to calm down by myself..."

Chen Mo didn't specifically promote this, but the news still expanded to different groups of players.

Many people already know that this cassette is coated with the most bitter substance in the world to prevent accidental swallowing.

However, this has inspired everyone's soul of death even more...

People who have not licked want to lick, and those who have licked want to cheat others to lick it, but they turned this thing into a hot topic...

So many players who have not bought a handheld and controller, simply buy a cassette first. On the one hand, they prepare in advance, anyway, they can play when the host comes; on the other hand, they want to try it and see the world How bitter is the most bitter substance in the world...

So this very strange phenomenon appeared. The physical cassettes were sold more than the handheld and the controller combined, and most people bought the physical cassettes directly instead of the digital version...

On major live broadcast platforms and video websites, a batch of Switch out-of-the-box evaluations have naturally appeared.

It was sold out within five minutes of the first release. It has already created a strong topicality for the Switch. Players who have been following this handheld have regretted that they did not buy it, and those who did not pay attention were also The news of the five-minute selling out of stock attracted me,

Everyone has the same question, what about this handheld?

So many people simply started out-of-the-box live broadcasting.

……

Moyu live broadcast platform, live broadcast room of Jun Fengjun.

Jun Feng is a slightly obscene fat man, not a particularly famous anchor, but he has a good understanding of technology products and some games, and often does some mobile phone out-of-the-box reviews.

And today his live room name has also become: "Switch opens (tian) box (ka) evaluation!"

The title was released and immediately attracted a large audience.

"What's the situation? An out-of-the-box evaluation of the Switch? The anchor actually grabbed it. This character is simply unscientific!"

"I feel that the hand speed is unscientific!"

"Open what box, we want to see you lick the cassette, hurry up and see what it smells like!"

Jianfengjun happily watched the messages on everyone's screen, let alone say that the audience was much larger than before, and this should be the light of this new handheld.

"Hello everyone, I am Jun Feng. Today I will mainly review this new handheld of Chen Mo. But before that, there is a small side task, lick the cassette."

"Maybe some classmates are here for the first time, so here is to introduce this cassette. It is said that in order to prevent accidental swallowing, Chen Mo added some bittering agents to the card, which is very, very bitter."

"Today I told you in my fan group that my Switch has arrived. As a result, everyone said that no one cares about your Switch, we just want to watch your card!"

"To be honest, I'm also very curious, where can I suffer? Okay, let me lick it."

Speaking of Mr. Fengfeng, he put the cassette to his mouth and licked it lightly.

"It's not special...vomit!!!"

Jun Feng hadn't even said half of his words, he had covered his mouth and started howling.

After hurriedly saying sorry, Jun Feng rushed out and rushed into the bathroom.

The barrage is laughing crazy.

"Hahaha, if you don't die, you won't die!"

"23333 has such a great stamina?"

"A screenshot has been taken just now, and a new set of emoticons will appear immediately!"

"The acting skill of Jun Feng is too superb, I licked it, it is not so bitter at all, you can try it yourself if you don't believe it!"

After five full minutes, Jun Feng came back, apparently brushing his teeth.

Jun Feng looked suspicious of life: "How do you describe the bitter taste of this cassette? I wonder if you have ever eaten that kind of berberine without icing? If you have, I can tell you the taste is very similar. Basically, it just doesn’t use water, and then it feels like chewing berberine into pieces and swallowing it raw, and it seems more bitter..."

Ignoring the call of "one more" on the barrage, Brother Thorn Feng wiped the sweat from his forehead and continued unpacking.

"Ok, then we will officially open the box next."

"Open the first layer of the box, the overall layout is not bad, there are two small handles on the left, and the handheld screen on the right..."

Jun Feng began to open the box step by step, including every accessory, feel and actual running of the game, all introduced one by one.

Many viewers are watching carefully, and the barrage continues.

"The real machine looks so beautiful, just like the one in the promo!"

"This size seems to be right, the screen is much bigger than a mobile phone!"

"And these two handles feel so interesting, there will be a click when plugging and unplugging."

"And it's really seamless conversion. After plugging it into the base, the message will be displayed on the TV within five seconds?"

"This game also looks very interesting~IndoMTL.com~ and can also be played with special gestures?"

With the continuous introduction of Jun Fengjun, many people are more and more interested in this new handheld and game.

Obviously, this handheld is completely different from ordinary mobile phones on the market, especially the two handles feel very strange to play with.

Soon, Jun Feng’s unboxing experience came to an end.

He said while playing with the handheld: "In general, this handheld gives me a very amazing feeling. It can be said that it is a brand-new game console. Strictly speaking, he should be regarded as A handheld computer that can output images on a TV, and its price is really not expensive."

"I think, as stated in the promo, this is indeed a game console that takes care of everyone’s feelings to the utmost extent. In fact, it does not have an absolute target audience, or that everyone is actually potential. Target audience."

"Moreover, this console is currently out of stock, which shows how popular it is. If you want to buy it, my suggestion is to make an appointment immediately for the next batch. This console will definitely not let you Disappointed!"


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