Ancestor, Watch Over Me Chapter 492: Duan Longhao kneels on the washboard, please forgive me
A line of words appeared in the void.
"The ancestors were just a little bloated..."
This is the answer of the ancestors, very vague and difficult to understand.
But combined with the context, everyone immediately understood, and then in an uproar, the awe of the ancestor once again rose to a height.
Liu Dahai grew his mouth, and said blankly: "Is my belly full, isn't it just to fart?"
"The ancestor meant that when the enemy assassinated him, he happened to have a stomach bulge, and then a flat enemy exploded in place, does that mean?!"
Liu Tao nodded and said, "Yes, that's what the old ancestor meant. It's just that his old man is more educated and qualified, and he is ashamed to say the word fart, so he told us vaguely that his old man was just My belly is a little bloated!"
Liu Dahai said with emotion: "Hey, the ancestor is indeed an ancestor, strong, handsome, and humorous in speaking!"
When Liu Liuhai heard it, he stared at Liu Dahai, feeling that Liu Dahai had said everything he wanted to say.
On the square, Liu Nianzu, Liu Jingzu, and Blood River Great sighed.
"Unexpectedly, when the ancestors were young, they were like this!"
"I feel that our ancestors are the most intimate and kind among all the ancestral realms!"
"It is not important to be close to the people and kindness, the important thing is to protect the shortcomings! Hehehe..."
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At this time, Liu Tao said loudly: "Everyone is quiet, we are now reviewing this question according to the ancestors' prompts to see if anyone has answered it correctly... Well... Although the answer to this question is somewhat unexpected. , But the score still has to be beaten!"
Speaking of this, Liu Tao himself was embarrassed for a while.
Because this test question was written by him, the answer was not even thought of by the person who wrote it. It was a bit embarrassing. Standing in the air, my back was sweating.
"Come on, according to this answer, let's approve the papers on the spot and score!"
"This question has a full score of 20 points, Liu Xiaotao answered correctly the characteristics of the three muscles, and the following analysis was wrong, and got 10 points!"
"Liu Qiqi, also got 10 points for the characteristics of the three muscles!"
"Liu Dongdong... 10 points... Duan Longhao, the characteristics of the muscle three realms are all wrong, 0 points!... Kang Yuan, hey, Kang Yuan is good, the characteristics of the muscle three realms are well written, 10 points! ..."
Liu Tao floated in the void, waving his pointer one by one and scoring one by one. On the square below, the tribe members watched with relish.
At this time, Liu Tao suddenly screamed "Ah" and said: "This person can get full marks!"
Everyone was strange and surprised, and hurriedly looked at it, and saw that on an examination paper, someone responded like this:
"The ancestor is so awesome, do you still need to rebound with the gluteal muscles to kill? I think the ancestor must have fart and killed the enemy!"
After reading this answer, everyone took a breath.
Gosh! Who is this person, deliberately, or deliberately, actually answered this question correctly!
Everyone hurriedly looked at the signature name of the test paper: Fatian Zhimai, Liu Muyun!
"Ah! It turned out to be Big Brother Liu Muyun, he is famous for his strong gluteal muscles!"
"When the twelve branches recognized their ancestors and returned to the ancestors, the gluteal muscles represented us and entered the finals. Do you remember?"
"Of course I remember, hahaha, I didn't expect this question. Big Brother Liu Muyun, our gluteus musculus, got a full score!"
On the square, everyone was talking, and the Fatian branch was excited and cheered. The patriarch Liu Dayuan and the fat and thin elders of the Fatian branch were excited to pull their beards and laughed.
On the battle stage, Liu Muyun's face was indifferent, as if he had expected it, his calm and relaxed appearance surprised Liu Tao, so he asked: "Liu Muyun, you are blind to this question, or do it yourself. Came out?"
Everyone looked at Liu Muyun.
Liu Muyun smiled and said: "For more than ten years, I have been specializing in the gluteal muscles, so I know the secrets of the gluteal muscles!"
"Oh, what's the secret of the gluteal muscles?" Liu Tao asked with a smile.
Liu Muyun sorted out his thoughts and said: "The gluteal muscle is different from other muscles. This part of the muscles is tempered to the extreme and can drive the internal organs, especially the gastrointestinal peristalsis. In short, it can control the abdomen. Flatulence."
Speaking of this, he smiled and said: "In short, you can control the gastrointestinal movement through the gluteal muscles, and then decide whether to fart!"
"Take an example!"
"I’m at the pinnacle of the Flying Heaven Realm. If someone attacks me from behind, my cultivation is no more than the moving mountain realm, and the distance is ten feet. Enemy!"
As soon as the words fell, the audience was silent!
After that, countless people were in an uproar.
Because of the clansmen present, many of them were unable to reach the moving mountain level. That is to say, Liu Muyun didn’t need to draw a sword to kill them, let alone draw a sword. He just had to fart Solve them!
Liu Tao was also dumbfounded. He has cultivated to the point where the muscles of his body have changed, but he still lacks the sculpting of individual muscles.
Obviously, Liu Muyun's cultivation of the gluteal muscles has been superb and reached another level.
The ancestors didn't say anything about this state, but Liu Tao believed that after the third state of muscles, there must be other states.
After a long time, Liu Tao sighed and laughed: "It is not accidental that Liu Muyun was able to answer this question, but he really has this ability. Come on, everyone for him!"
Happiness!
There was thunderous applause, especially the clansmen who cut the sky branch. They were all excited and proud, their palms were red, and the applause was the most intense.
The next test papers of other people, everyone answered almost the same, all were 10 points.
Void, Liu Tao cleared his throat, raised his pointer, and said: "Now, let's look at the second question!"
The people of the tribe were shocked.
"Second Question: The Path Taken by the Old Ancestor"
"Title:
"The Ancestor's Biography" records that once an ancestor went out on a trip and walked to a wasteland, the wasteland has no roads, thorns and thorns, and the wilds are vast. Facing this scene, the ancestor said a word.
"Question: What words did the ancestors say back then? And analyze the deep meaning of this paragraph! (20 points)"
After reading the topic, there was a heated discussion among the people on the square.
Liu Tao didn’t always go around the corners, and directly said: “It seems that everyone already knows the answer to this question~IndoMTL.com~Yes! This question is very simple, and it is in the spirit of our ancestors of the Liu family. It’s written on the cultural corridor!"
"Come, everyone, tell me in unison, what was the saying that the ancestors said back then?"
On the square, all the clansmen shouted back in unison: "There is no road on the ground. If there are more people walking, it will become a road!"
Liu Tao smiled comfortedly.
At the same time, in the ancient bronze coffin, the ancestor also smiled with satisfaction.
"My children and grandchildren are all good children!"
"What the ancestors said, more than a thousand years have passed, I still remember so clearly!"
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This question was answered by all the people who participated in the contest, and the answers were accurate. They analyzed that they had to be brave enough to go out of their own way, so they got full marks.
Except for the two, that is Duan Longhao and Kang Yuan!
On Duan Longhao's test paper, he answered like this: Hold the grass! I'm lost again!
On Kang Yuan's test paper, this is the answer: fainted, the map is fake, unscrupulous profiteer, I can't kill you when I come back!
The tribe below saw their answers and laughed.
The patriarchs and senior leaders of the twelve branches also smiled one by one, finding a sense of balance in their hearts.
You can’t always be squeezed by the main pulse. It’s cool to see the jokes of the main pulse occasionally!
The faces of Liu Tao and others are very dark, and it feels ashamed to let these two goods participate in the family competition.
Kang Yuan and Duan Longhao blushed, bowing their heads not to look at people.
Kang Yuan’s daughter-in-law Liu Qianxue glared at Kang Yuan and said, "Tonight, kneel outside the yard! No entry allowed!"
Duan Longhao’s daughter-in-law Liu Ahua looked at Duan Longhao and did not speak for a long time. Duan Longhao swallowed and said: "Daughter-in-law, I will kneel and washboard tonight, please forgive me!"
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