Ancestor, Watch Over Me Chapter 662: Liu Xiaoxiao: It’s a showdown, I’m going to say goodbye to being single

Liu Tianhe knelt and prayed, crying bitterly, and his face was full of self-blame and guilt, thinking that he had harmed Liu Dahai and Liu Dongdong.

Liu Tao and the others were surprised and learned for the first time that the sea and Dongdong had gone to the Eternal Land.

"The ancestor, the sea and Dongdong?..." Liu Liuhai asked, but as soon as he spoke, he saw the ancestor wave his hand.

Old ancestor Liu Fan said with a smile: "Don't worry, the sea and Dongdong are safe!"

Liu Tianhe anxiously said: "But--!"

"It's nothing, the ancestors will bless them!" Liu Fan said, turning around and walking into the hall.

Liu Tianhe was anxious to ask, Liu Tao hurriedly blocked him, and whispered: "Stop talking, you are questioning the ancestors. Didn't you see that the ancestors are angry?!"

Liu Erhai echoed: "Yes, the ancestor must be angry."

Liu Tianhe was taken aback.

When I first came, did my ancestors be angry? !

"Our old Liu family, maybe nothing works, but the ancestor blessed the most, do you still doubt this? Can the ancestor not be angry?" Liu Tao said.

Looking at Liu Tianhe deeply, the sound transmission said: "After all, we are all people who have thrown away our ancestors. To believe in the words of the ancestor is like believing that the ancestor's body protection gas can kill all enemies! "

Liu Tianhe nodded, glanced at the Temple of Heavenly Emperor, and said: "Then I will go and admit a mistake to the ancestor."

Liu Tao said: "Go ahead, make your mouth sweeter." As he said, he turned around and hooked his finger towards Wuhai, "Wuhai, give me a cigarette!"

Liu Wuhai grinned and handed a cigarette distressedly.

"Come on, Tianhe, take this cigarette in. If the ancestor is still angry, you will find the opportunity to light the cigarette. You don’t need to ask whether the ancestor smokes or not, just let the ancestor make a sound, and you will insert it like lightning. The mouth of the ancestor."

Liu Tao confessed seriously, turning around and asking Liu Wuhai if he had anything to add.

Because of coaxing the ancestors, especially putting cigarettes in their mouths, Liu Wuhai is the expert in this way!

Liu Wuhai rolled his eyes and said: "Put a cigarette into your ancestor's mouth like you did. I guess you haven't inserted the cigarette yet. I guess he was slapped to death by the ancestor!"

Liu Tianhe was taken aback and hurriedly asked Liu Wuhai. Seeing that Liu Wuhai seemed to be lacking in interest, he immediately took out a can of dry tobacco and handed it to Liu Wuhai.

"This is from our hometown of the Liu's sacred mountain, the original flavor, I know Wuhai hello, so I brought you a can specially before flying."

Liu Tianhe smiled and said, "Don’t look at the small pot, it’s a strange treasure, enough to hold the next planet, the smoke inside, I’ll fill you with almost half a planet, so don’t be afraid of expiration. , The jar is always in a stopped state and will always be fresh."

Liu Wuhai immediately closed up with an open eyebrow.

Then, he spoke to Liu Tianhe openly.

"Actually, when you wait for your ancestors to smoke, you can't talk about smoking. If your ancestor’s mouth has **** and eyes, how can you say that it’s piercing?! To talk about filial piety, filial piety to the ancestors for smoking!"

"You have to tell jokes and jokes, whether it’s meat or vegetarian, just make your ancestors laugh at the moment before honoring your ancestors to eat cigarettes."

"At the moment when the ancestor is amused, the ancestor’s mouth will open because of the laugh. If the ancestor laughs, his mouth will open into an O shape. At that moment, you shoot with lightning and insert the cigarette into the old The mouth of the ancestor."

"The ancestors were already happy. Just closing their mouths at the moment, they can smoke. The ancestors are naturally more comfortable and happy. In this way, the ancestors will be happy and will not be angry with you."

Liu Wuhai said slowly, analyzing layer by layer, explaining to Liu Wuhai the detailed process of smoking filial piety to his ancestors.

Liu Tianhe was stunned, Liu Tao and Liu Erhai opened their eyes, Liu Liuhai's eyes widened, and he took a breath.

I thought that the ancestors loved Liu Wuhai because of eccentricity, but at this moment I realized that Wuhai is a good friend to coax the ancestors. It’s not acceptable!

Liu Liuhai said that he had learned it, and he made up his mind to have a chance in the future, and he wanted to put a cigarette in this way for his ancestor.

But is Wu Hai telling the truth? Are there any key points that have not been said?

As the saying goes, the cat still saves a hand when giving lessons to the tiger. Isn’t Liu Wuhai so generous? !

But at this moment, he has benefited a lot!

So.

The four of them looked at each other, raised their hands in unison, and started to chirp for Liu Wuhai.

"Papa Papa......"

Liu Wuhai heard the applause fiercely, he couldn't help but smiled proudly. He lighted a dry tobacco pot and smoked it, swallowing clouds and mist, his eyes gleaming, I don’t know what I’m thinking...

Three inches of Cucumber, gave Liu Tianhe a plate of cucumbers that he had just planted, so that Liu Tianhe would not go in empty-handed.

Then gave Liu Tao, Liu Erhai, Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai a cucumber to eat.

"This is to honor the patriarch and a few elders, please eat!" Little Cucumber smiled three inches, jumping around on the ground.

Liu Tao smiled and ate a bite of cucumber. The mouth was crispy and sweet, and there was a strong medicinal fragrance permeating it, surprisingly reaching the fire temperature of Wannian Baoyao.

At this time, he noticed that the cucumber had not been seen for a while, and it had already stepped into the ancestral realm with half its foot.

"Ah! Cucumber, it's amazing! You may be the first cucumber to cultivate to this level since the beginning of the world!" Liu Tao praised sincerely.

Liu Erhai and Liu Liuhai both nodded.

Liu Wuhai's heart moved, suddenly a light flashed in his hand, there was something more, and he smiled: "Look, San Cun, see what this is?!"

The cucumber jumped three inches in a spring, and landed on Liu Wuhai's wrist, staring wide-eyed.

In Liu Wuhai's hands, it was a mass of black things, exuding the smell of primitive and ancient shit, very vicissitudes of life, and a breath of time.

At the same time, it was still breathing, seeming to have a heartbeat, but it was sealed by Liu Wuhai and could not move.

"Ah, this thing is incredible, it seems to be a fetish!"

Liu Tao, Liu Erhai and Liu Liuhai saw it, and they were also curious. They couldn't see what it was, but it must be a sacred thing to perceive its ancient vicissitudes of life.

At the same time, Liu Tao and Liu Liuhai were curious about where they had seen this thing.

Liu Wuhai glanced at Liu Liuhai with a smile, and said: "Liu Hai, this thing is a magical medicine, you can try it."

Liu Liuhai's eyes lit up, and he immediately reached out and tapped a bit, intending to taste it. However, the closer the breath became, the more foul-smelling it got, making Liu Liuhai feel nauseous and vomiting.

I was wondering what kind of magical medicine this was, and it smelled so bad.

The Cucumber was three inches, but suddenly cried out in surprise: "Ah! Hahaha, this is a poop! What an ancient poop, it has been at least 100,000 years old, and it has become a fine one!"

"Fifth elders, what kind of terrible creature's **** is this?!"

With a word, Liu Liuhai immediately froze, then his face turned pale, the blood on the right side turned red, and finally turned blue, his face full of anger and suffocation.

He raised his eyes, looked at Liu Wuhai, and roared: "Wu Hai, I will kill you!"

"Do you think I am Yang Shouan, can I eat this food at will?!"

"Whoo!"

Liu Wuhai threw this fine ancient **** to Cucumber three inches, and said anxiously: "This thing has become a fine, and it has half a step of the strength of the Taixu realm. After you go back, peel off a trace of it. Plant yourself, don’t plant yourself badly..."

Speaking, he ran out of sight.

Behind him, Liu Liuhai roared and chased him wildly. He couldn't catch Liu Wuhai. Angrily demolished Liu Wuhai's main hall, and then quietly sprinkled a bubble on the dry tobacco planted in Liu Wuhai's back garden... …

"Hehehe... Wu Hai, don't think I can't cure you..."

Liu Liuhai lifted his pants and left triumphantly.

"Wu Hai shouldn't use this cigarette to smoke the old ancestor? Then I will be miserable!"

"It shouldn't be so coincidental! I think too much."

Liu Liuhai shook his head, hummed "The girl next door is called Xiaofang", and went back happily.

……

When Liu Xiaoxiao came to Heavenly Emperor City, he was very excited, and even more excited than him was his cheap master Yuwen ancestor.

At this moment, Liu Xiaoxiao, ancestor Yuwen, and ancestor Yuwen are disciples, and a group of people are shopping.

Passing by the Zuichun Tower in Mentingruo City, the ancestor Yuwen lamented: "Poor and sad, why do men look for flowers to ask the moon? Single, is he bad? Boy, doesn't it smell?!"

Behind him, ten disciples said in unison: "Single is good, the boy's body is fragrant!"

When the ancestor Yuwen heard the words, he smiled in relief, and turned his head to find that Liu Xiaoxiao seemed absent-minded, so he asked Liu Xiaoxiao what's wrong.

Liu Xiaoxiao said with a long gaze: “I’m thinking about how we can grow our single holy place. Look at the people in this street, but basically there are families and sects. When we first came to the single holy place, how should we develop in the future? I can't help it."

Yuwen's ancestor heard this, and was immediately relieved and moved. Xiao Xiao deserves to be his most proud disciple.

"Xiao Xiao, you are a descendant of the Liu family and a descendant of the Emperor of Heaven. With this relationship, our single holy land can definitely grow stronger."

The eldest disciple Zuo Ningdi smiled, and everyone laughed when they said what everyone was saying.

When I came to the realm of the emptiness, the streets are full of ancestral realms, dominating realms, and even the Prophet can see it in half a step. They feel a lot of pressure. Fortunately, they are comfortable with the relationship between Liu Xiaoxiao and the Liu family. A lot.

When Liu Xiaoxiao heard the words, his face suddenly paled. He remembered the vow he had made at the time that he would never marry unless his ancestors were resurrected.

But now, the old ancestor is resurrected, and the second elder talks to him every day, holding the Yuelao picture album, and constantly introducing him to this saint and that goddess.

So annoying! Who loves the saint, who loves the goddess, give it to him for free!

In the past few days, Liu Xiaoxiao has been quite distressed. He gritted his teeth, turned his head to look at the ancestor Yuwen, and said seriously: "Master, brothers and sisters, I have a showdown, I may have to say goodbye to being single!"

"Huh?!"

"Why?"

"Little, don't scare me, why do you suddenly say goodbye to being single? Who is that woman, senior sister go and kill him!"

The ancestor Yuwen and a group of seniors from the single holy land were shocked, and the only sister Xiaomanyao was even more furious, with murderous expressions on her face, as if she had seen her father and enemy killed.

With such a fierce appearance, the ancestor Yuwen and several senior brothers who watched all had their eyelids twitched. What happened to Senior Sister Xiaomanyao (junior sister)? !

Liu Xiaoxiao couldn't help being surprised. He raised his eyes, and his eyes just met the beautiful eyes of the senior sister. The moment his eyes touched, the senior sister flushed and turned away.

All the people present were the emperor with the lowest cultivation level. The big disciples Zuo Ning and the ancestor Yuwen were in the ancestral realm. All of a sudden, they saw the blushing color on the face of Senior Sister Xiaomanyao, a terrible thought. When it came to their minds, everyone's bodies froze.

The ancestor Yuwen had a row of knees, and Yang Tian howled: "The ancestors of the single holy land, my culture and I'm sorry you, my own disciples, the **** looked at the mung bean, and he looked right. This is Do evil!"

"We are a holy place for singles, singles are beautiful, I am single, I am happy, but now, my disciples are in love with each other, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The ancestor Yuwen burst into tears when he talked about his sadness.

Several disciples~IndoMTL.com~ hurriedly comforted Yuwen ancestor.

Senior Sister Liu Xiaoxiao and Xiaomanyao, at a loss, glanced at each other, the moment they collided, they quickly avoided, but secretly looked at each other curiously.

Looking at this time, both of them put on "colored" eyes!

"Huh?! I didn't find that Senior Sister Xiaomanyao's waist is really thin, with her belly button exposed. It's a bit sexy, and her skin is very white. It seems that she has small dimples..."

"Huh! The younger brother must have thought of me at night, and even done something shameful, otherwise, how could his left hand be faster than the master, and he won’t be too scared to even look at me. At a glance, this is an obvious guilty conscience, hehehe..."

The two are doing psychological actions here. The ancestor Yuwen, who has just been relieved, saw this scene, and couldn't help but feel sad again, glaring at the two, and angrily said: "You...you even spread dog food in public?! "

"What day is it today? Is it the Qixi Festival? Why do you want to hurt the old man like this?!"

ps: Dear book friends, happy Qixi Festival!

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