Automotive Black Technology Chapter 499: : After all, I have become an internet celebrity… (please subscribe!)

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It has been less than two weeks since Hongguang went on sale. In this short period of time, too many interesting things have happened.

These things, while triggering joking discussions among netizens on Pinche.com, also proved the various advantages of Hongguang's model and Hongguang's extremely large sales volume.

For example, "Don't mess with Hongguang's people, because you never know how many people will get out of the car and beat you up." This joke proves Hongguang's exaggerated loading capacity.

For example, the joke "Qiu Mingshan Car God" proves Hongguang's power and controllability.

For example, the joke "There is only a Volkswagen Hongguang between you and Bai Fumei" proves the good ride quality of Hongguang.

However, because of the huge sales, there are all kinds of weird car owners. The entertainment jokes that Hongguang brings to netizens are not just these;

On September 2, Weibo celebrity Xiaoyaozi went on a self-driving trip to Tibetan areas with friends.

This self-driving tour was organized voluntarily by a group of netizens, so the preparations were not very professional. A group of people drove their own private cars, brought tents, beer and barbecue grills, and set foot on the Sichuan-Tibet Highway, which is known as "Ghost Sees Sorrow" without even bringing a support vehicle.

Everything was fine before I entered Tibet. But as soon as they entered the high-altitude Tibetan areas, troubles occurred one after another.

First there was a problem with a Euroleague G110 - it ran out of gas midway. But there are no ordinary gas stations in Tibetan areas like 97. But that's nothing. Although it costs money to drive, 93# oil is not unusable.

So the team continued to move forward after refueling.

But at high altitudes, things get a little different. Because these netizens are all white-collar workers, they drove some luxury cars into Tibet this time. Not to mention that it's not suitable for the road conditions, it's all automatic.

On the plateau, the engine power will become weaker due to the altitude and atmospheric pressure, and the skills of these car owners are very sophisticated. As a result, after passing the 4,000-meter altitude, the fun stopped, and seven or eight cars rushed into the street one after another.

In desperation, everyone had to call for support.

When the support vehicle arrived, everyone's eyes dropped to the ground; an off-road vehicle came over with three brand-new Volkswagen Hongguang Microvans, carrying gasoline and food supplies.

When the rescue workers jumped out of the van and distributed food to a group of car owners who were standing by the luxury car and surrounding the stall waiting for rescue, these car owners felt as awkward as Japanese dogs!

While the rescuers were distributing supplies, Xiaoyaozi grabbed their captain, "Brother... why is it that even though you guys are fine, our car crashed into the street?"

The captain looked up to the sky and smiled, with a plateau-red smile on his face: "Look at your cars, they are either automatic or front-wheel drive. The power is not good on the plateau. The automatic transmission is adjusted according to the vehicle speed. If you don't adjust the manual mode, you will definitely The engine speed cannot be maintained, which results in the car losing power and stalling easily. When a front-wheel drive car is climbing a hill, the center of the car is shifted to the unpowered rear axle, and Hongguang will definitely not be able to climb up a steep slope. It’s the same. Although it’s manual, it can maintain the speed and is rear-wheel drive. The more things are pulled, the greater the rear wheel’s grounding force. Of course it can run on such a road!”

After hearing this, Xiaoyaozi and his group looked at the three Hongguang cars worth less than 60,000 yuan, and then at their own valuable car, and could only laugh awkwardly.

This matter was written in Xiaoyaozi’s travel notes, and naturally it was entertained by netizens who were good at it.

"Hmm, Hongguang has almost been on the screen these past two days. I just want to ask, is there anything else that Hongguang can't do? Ah? Tell me!"

"Ahem, next time I go back to the Sichuan-Tibet line, just turn on the Hongguang..."

"Yes, drive the Hongguang! The car broke down and was as cold as the people in the photo on the road... Tsk, tsk, that little girl's face was purple from the cold, I feel pity for her."

"Like the magic car Hongguang, it can go over mountains and ridges, through forests and rivers, it can take care of the mother-in-law at the bottom, and it can climb the plateau to deliver goods!"

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Of course, because of the huge sales volume of Hongguang since its launch, there are all kinds of people who drive Hongguang. Except for the kind of "Qiu Ming Mountain Racing God Yao Ge" who is highly skilled and can rely on the Hongguang front-rear drive transmission structure to perform inertial drift, there are also the kind of people who lose themselves or get into car accidents because of bad driving habits. .

After Volkswagen Hongguang outperformed many imported cars on the plateau, several car accidents about Hongguang also made netizens laugh again.

The first car accident that caught the attention of netizens occurred in Jinmen City.

On the Ring Road, a three-car collision occurred due to slippery conditions on a rainy day.

The driver of a newbie Hongguang failed to brake quickly enough to mount the Mitsubishi Jinxuan in front of him. The driver of Jinxuan also forgot to brake in his panic and directly hit a Mazda Xingchi.

The result...

Jinxuan's front axle was broken, Xingchi's water tank exploded, and Hongguang... only had a broken bumper...

After the traffic police assigned responsibilities for the accident, the driver of Hongguang, who had been waiting for more than 20 minutes, became impatient and left the two vehicles waiting for rescue and drove away.

I drove away...

Second, Hongguang VS Buck Business.

At that time, Buck drove straight through the yellow light at a speed of 80KM/h and hit a Hong Kong that was crossing the road.

As a result, after the collision, Buck rolled sideways and rolled. The entire car was rolled horribly, and the driver was seriously injured.

As for Hongguang, only the side of the car was damaged and deformed, and the driver broke his little finger nail under the impact...

Although part of the cause of the accident was Buck's improper operation and excessive steering during the collision.

But the pictures from the accident scene made this car accident look so joyful...

The third car accident was serious. A President Li Keen with a price of more than 6 million collided head-on with a Hongguang.

Fortunately, the speed of the car was not high at the time and neither driver was injured.

However, in this contest between 6 million and 60,000, the front hood of Licon was severely deformed, and the bumper sank directly into the engine compartment.

But looking at Hongguang, ahem...even the windshield wasn't broken...

After several car accidents, Hongguang was given a new aura by netizens after the car accident because of his abnormal and tough performance in the accident - the king of car crashes!

Starting from here, there were far more veteran drivers meeting Hong Guang on the road.

Why?

He suffered a loss after being hit. I don’t know how many people were in his car...

After Li Fanyu saw these jokes on the Internet, he really didn’t know whether to laugh or cry; in the previous time and space, he had seen various memes about Hongguang on the Internet, and originally thought that in this time and space, Make a car that can be regarded as a **** by virtue of its performance and quality.

Unexpectedly... the inertia of history is too great.

Hong Guang...he has become an Internet celebrity after all!

But!

With such great enthusiasm, it is simply not his temperament not to take advantage of it.

After thinking about the causes and consequences of Hongguang's various rumors in the previous time and space, he called Zhang Yao, the head of the Volkswagen branch, and Li Kai, the general manager of the group's marketing department, to his office.

He handed over the jokes and memes intercepted from the Internet to the two of them, and he ordered: "Find someone to make these jokes into animated graphics, spoof comics and emoticons, and put them on the Internet... for Hongguang's Internet celebrity Road, add more fire!”