Automotive Black Technology Chapter 537: : You lose!
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Celulu's face was already blue, and the fighter's low roar, which was slightly noisy, seemed like the sound of a bunch of small hammers beating on her heart!
"No! No! According to the betting agreement, the car must be able to run normally for you to win!"
It took a long time before she came back to her senses and shouted hysterically.
Li Fanyu, who was talking to the mechanic, frowned and turned on the maintenance specialization skill again. After scanning the car, he raised his head and said to the mechanic: "Give me the hammer."
The fighter's cab has been severely deformed, and part of the A-pillar has collapsed. Although the door on the cab side was missing, the collapsed roof almost pressed against the burned seat frame.
Taking the hammer, Li Fanyu hit the A-pillar hard.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
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It took more than thirty hits before the A-pillar on the cab side was finally broken. Li Fan raised the roof of the car and took a look at the situation inside the car. Li Fan was overjoyed.
MoDan, the car seat part was smashed and separated from the floor... It must have been burned before, the steel plate of the floor part was burned and deformed, and it was hit hard by a big stone.
It was burned by gasoline. The seat was already made of steel, and then it was smashed and deformed. If you were to sit on it by force, you would definitely be raped.
"Who has a little horse?" Li Fanyu shouted to the crowd of onlookers, dumbfounded.
Who has nothing to do and comes out to do a show with a little horse?
After searching for a long time, no one could find anything that could serve as a temporary seat. Finally, the excavator driver had an idea, "Director Li, there is a paint bucket in my car."
"Uh... lend me a seat for a while,"
"Yes!"
The excavator master trotted away, and soon he came over carrying a cylindrical iron bucket that is often seen in the market.
"Haha, it's usually used for fashion tools, not very clean,"
Li Fanyu looked at himself helplessly, well... let alone whether it was clean or not...
During the repairs just now, his body was already covered in engine oil and ash.
Damn, luckily this Versace set is a high imitation...
In this way, Li Fan quickly pulled the seat out of the car and placed Tietong upside down in the original seat position.
The roof of the car was deformed, and although the A-pillar was forcibly broken by Li Fanyu, it was still flickering. So... this guy took off the safety helmet worn by the excavator driver and put it on his head.
Sitting inside the tattered fighter, he was covered in oil, with a metal bucket sitting under his buttocks, and a helmet holding the ceiling on his head,
This portrait directly made the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter;
"Honey, come and see, you won't believe it if I tell you, this is the domineering president with a net worth of tens of billions that you have always longed for!"
"Screenshot has been taken, contracting the rural version of Brother Fan!"
"I'm laughing so hard. When I saw Brother Fan's image, I thought I was on the wrong set. This is such a country style!"
"The brother before me was wrong. Now anyone who delivers pig swill to our village is much more efficient than this."
"Pfft! The dirt is dirty! Don't try to hack my domineering president again!"
Li Fanyu also knew that his image was not very good. People around him wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh, and their faces turned red from holding back. He stepped on the clutch with a grin and pushed the gear lever, which was fortunately not broken, into first gear.
Gently apply the accelerator, slowly lift the clutch, and feel the gears of the transmission engaging before he slowly depresses the accelerator.
The engine roared loudly.
Jingle, clank, clang, clank,
With a sound of metal clanking, the fighter moved!
Although all four tires were blown out, and although the steering system was damaged and the steering wheel was lost, and the direction could only be adjusted with a screwdriver, the fighter moved!
Feeling the interaction between the engine and the gearbox, Li Fanyu felt confident and increased the accelerator.
Seeing that this car can still run despite being so badly damaged. The melon-eaters present looked horrified and involuntarily moved out of the way.
In this way, the fighter slowly walked to the camera.
The sound of metal collisions among car bodies along the way is like the collision of medals hanging on the chest of a hero who has experienced hundreds of battles and made outstanding achievements!
Seeing this scene, Cellululu’s live broadcast room has gone crazy; although the live broadcast has been going on for more than four hours since the explosion, almost no one in the live broadcast room has exited, they are all waiting for this A moment!
Seeing the fighter conquer destruction and destiny once again, the screen was filled with barrage like a flood;
"Mom! I finally know why this car is called a Fighter. It's so **** familiar to Seiya! It's not just a Fighter, it's a Golden Saint! It's completely unbeatable! It's totally unbeatable!" Totally unbeatable! ”
"Who else is there at this moment! I just want to ask who else is there!?"
"Fighter: I'm so young! If you want to kill me, just use mushroom bombs!"
"I went to college for nothing! At this moment, I can't find the words to describe how awesome this car is!"
“Why don’t you just take a step and ride on the wind, soaring up to 90,000 miles?”
"What does the brother in front mean?"
"What he means is, why the **** can't this car go to the sky!"
"Mom! Who said fighters can't reach the sky? It was you who was hoisted by a helicopter just now? It's not just the sky! In the past two days, fighters have gone to the sea to catch turtles. They have embraced the moon from the top of a 100-meter-high building. They are invulnerable to water, fire and weapons. Please forgive me for kneeling down here!"
"I'm convinced, I'm totally convinced! Kneeling down and looking at my phone is no longer enough to express my admiration! I decided to stand on my head and watch!"
"Lulu, give up, you lost! But you didn't lose unjustly. Except for mushroom bombs, there is no means on earth that can destroy the fighter!"
"Those who believe in warriors will have eternal life!"
"Little strong in the car world, little strong in the car world!!!"
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Seeing that Cellululu didn't respond, Li Fanyu drove the car in front of her and grinned: "Are you convinced?"
Celulu hesitated, "I! I...still have time!"
"You have no time. It has been 48 hours since the bet was signed."
"..." Cellululu looked at the evil smile on Li Fanyu's face, gritted her teeth and said, "Okay! I, Cellululu, will do what I say!"
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The next day, Zhengxin’s employees had just arrived at the Gong Group building in the morning and saw a beautiful girl standing in front of the company. Li Fanyu, the chairman of the company, stood opposite the girl, holding his mobile phone. He seemed to be doing a live broadcast?
Seeing this Western scene, the employees rushed forward.
I saw Li Fanyu holding a mobile phone with a Pikachu shell, and said with a playful smile: "That's right, guys, I am so awesome that I have no friends, Brother Fan! Today, through Lulu's live broadcast room, I will give you Come on! ”
After saying that, the guy raised his chin towards the young girl and said, "Lulu, shall we start?"
Celulu's face looked like pig liver at this time. Faced with Li Fanyu's urging, she babbled and made no move.
Seeing that she didn't move, Li Fanyu made a gesture of digging into his pocket, "Ahem, fellows, I have an agreement here signed by Lulu herself. Do you want to take a look?"
"Okay, okay! I'll sing!" Cellululu blocked his hand and said through gritted teeth.
As if he had made up his mind to be the boss, this guy suddenly squatted opposite Li Fanyu.
"I was wrong! I shouldn't have cheated on Zhengxin before, but I won't dare to do it again in the future!" After gritting his teeth and apologizing, the guy opened his mouth and started singing with a mosquito-like voice!
"I am conquered by you like this..."
"Speak louder! Who can hear you like a mosquito?"
Hearing Li Fanyu's ridicule, Cellululu closed her eyes tightly and shouted: "Zhengyang is conquered by you! Cut off all my escape routes..."
Facing the numbers 23333 and 666666 on the screen of his mobile phone, Li Fanyu turned the camera back to himself and said: "Old fellows, your magic car fighter will be officially launched for sale tomorrow. The price starts at 118,000. Remember to spread the word. ! ”