Automotive Black Technology Chapter 56: :This
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When the matter came to an end, the salesmen quickly diverted the customers away. The fuss that was made just now has already delayed the transaction.
But after witnessing the entire conflict, the customers obviously had no worries. After calculating the price, I paid with almost no hesitation.
Why? Didn't you see that Shabi was so noisy just now, and people changed cars for him? Although the little boss has a bad temper, the company's one-month guarantee of return and exchange is actually true!
This situation is really beyond the expectations of the salespeople.
Under Pan Qiang's command, the employees quickly cleaned up the mess and restored the cashier area to normal. After sorting it out, everyone suddenly discovered that the boss was missing;
"Did the boss just use up all his strength and go to rest?"
"No way, did the boss feel frustrated and went to seek revenge on that person?"
"I just saw him going to the bathroom, maybe he was so angry that he had diarrhea."
"When things are over, go and hide your merits and fame, the boss is mighty..."
Where did Li Fanyu go?
At this moment, he was sitting on the toilet in the company toilet. Although people are here, their eyes are already outside the company.
In a black car on Huancheng Road in Nancheng District.
The driver stretched his hand out of the window, flicked the cigarette ashes, and asked the co-pilot: "Brother Fang, does your back still hurt?"
Fang Xingnan covered his waist and said angrily: "They are stepping on grass. It hurts me to death. If I weren't afraid of **** up, I would have to do it."
The driver smiled and said: "You are pretty awesome too. Originally I wanted to take some photos and add text to them. But now you have turned them into videos. I will cut out the clips of their actions and post them later." If you go to the forum, even if they are full of words, they will not be able to explain clearly."
Fang Xingnan took out the cigarette, lit it, took a deep breath, and said as he exhaled the smoke: "Humph, Xiaoliang, you don't know, I haven't shipped goods for half a month. During this time Let me take the blame, brother, I can’t even open the pot.”
"Brother Fang, they are just clowns. They will only be fresh for a while when they open their business. If you do this, they won't be able to clown for a few days." The driver flattered him and said with a charming smile: "By the way, Brother Fang, My brother-in-law is going to buy a car soon. I will go back to your place and see if you can give me a discount."
Fang Xingnan opened the car window and flicked the cigarette ashes, "Okay! You have helped me so much this time. In the future, when your family buys a car, you can buy my Longbao second-hand car." Suddenly, a stench flowed down the car window. He got in and said, "Huh? What does it smell like? It's so smelly."
The driver held a cigarette in his mouth and said: "Hey, there is a pig farm more than one kilometer ahead, and there is a big septic tank on the side of the road."
Fang Xingnan quickly raised the passenger window and urged: "Minato, please close the window, it will kill me."
The driver nodded and popped the cigarette **** out of the window, "Okay, I'll..."
There was no warning or precaution. One second he was throwing away cigarette butts, and the next second he was frozen. ——Just keep one hand on the car window and one hand on the steering wheel.
At this time, there was a big curve in front of him. As soon as he froze, the car immediately lost control and headed straight towards the septic tank.
Fang Xingnan was so frightened that he lost his mind, "Hey?! What's wrong with you, Xiaoliang, Wucao? Steady, steady your direction, Wucao!"
He shouted twice, but when he saw that the driver still didn't respond, he didn't care much in his desperation, and reached up to control the steering wheel.
Just when his hand was about to touch the steering wheel, a strange-looking mosquito on his neck pierced its mouthparts into his flesh.
Fang Xingnan kept getting up and grabbing the steering wheel, his pupils constricted, and he watched the isolation belt rapidly approaching him.
With a loud noise, the car rushed out of the isolation zone, bumped a few times on the gravel on the roadside, and plunged into the septic tank.
The yellow-green excrement bubbled happily, as if the witch was cooking something disgusting. The car turned upside down and sank little by little, like the Titanic.
Although the two people in the car froze, they still retained consciousness. Although their expressions remained unchanged, their eyes were full of fear - when the driver Xiaoliang threw the cigarette butt, he had not even had time to close the window!
The two of them opened their mouths wide and watched helplessly as the yellow-green feces wrapped in fly eggs slowly poured into the car.
The excrement water covered their ankles, thighs, chests, and their open mouths...
Fortunately, the septic tank was not deep, and the car stopped when the **** water was about to reach their noses.
"Ugh!" Gulu, gulu, gulu...
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
At this moment, the two people, with tears streaming down their faces, truly realized what despair was.
Li Fanyu couldn't bear to watch them swallowing feces from a few kilometers away.
In the toilet of Zhengxin Company, there was a sound of retching. Several employees who were using the toilet were curious, who is this? I'm vomiting so much. Could it be that I'm pregnant?
. . . . . .
That evening, the Tiancheng City Weibo public account issued a push.
“At around 14:00 this afternoon, a bizarre traffic accident occurred on Huancheng Road in Nancheng District, our city. A black Toyota sedan rushed out of the isolation belt while driving and fell into the septic tank of the pig farm. According to surveillance video not far from the scene, the driver and co-pilot were smoking before the accident, and the driver was careless when flicking the ashes, causing the vehicle to lose control.
Due to the remote location, it was not until more than 30 minutes after the accident that a passing vehicle noticed the accident and called the police. The two people in the car were unconscious after the collision. They were soaked in feces that covered their mouths and noses for 40 minutes before the traffic police arrived.
Here, our city’s traffic police department reminds all drivers to pay attention when driving and try not to smoke. Accidents may happen in an inadvertent moment. Mouth: Surveillance video of the incident. ”
As soon as it was posted on Weibo, the comments below immediately exploded.
Xiao Lu Tanhua: "Oh no! Is this the legendary eating SHI?"
Tear the article and take the poison: "It's not just eating SHI, this is the legendary eating SHI until you're full!"
Qiudao Zhanyu: "Everyone, please pay attention; they have been soaked in excrement water for forty minutes up to their mouth and nose. This is the key point! They don't need to eat at night..."
Xia Dao cuts the cat: "@秋刀杀鱼. Brother, I don’t want to eat at night either..."
Luo Yanhuo: "Ugh...it's so disgusting. Fortunately, the video is far away. If it had been closer, it would have disgusted people to death. These two people...are so pitiful."
Eating seats: "Life is a process of constantly experiencing novelty. For these two hard-working people, this process of eating **** will definitely be remembered for the rest of their lives."
The eagle catches the chicken: "Who @ is me? What the **** do I want to eat? It's your uncle's!"
Guardian: "@Eagle catches the chicken, do you blame me? ╮(╯▽╰)╭..."