Automotive Black Technology Chapter 965: : Didn’t he run away?
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Despite the many controversies, the appeal of "TOPGEAR" and "Top Gear" among Chinese fans and car fans cannot be overshadowed!
After it was announced that there would be no limit on the number of visitors to the Hukou Waterfall, nearly 150,000 people from all over the country flocked to the small Shanxi Jixian County.
The night before the recording, all the hotels and inns in Ji County were full! After the bearing capacity of Ji County reached a critical point, tourists who had nowhere to stay directly moved to several nearby counties and towns. The accommodation and catering industry in these places achieved explosive growth in one night.
Such a scene shocked the Ji County government.
The county government, which is lagging behind in information absorption, really did not expect that such a variety show, with three foreigners and two unknown variety show hosts watching it, would have such great appeal.
An ordinary program recording was actually more popular and attractive than the nationwide shocking Operation Feihuang held to celebrate the return of Hong Kong!
You know, during that time, celebrities from Hong Kong and Mainland China came to Ji County for free. Even the live broadcast was filmed directly by CCTV, and hosted by Zhu Jun, a famous CCTV mouthpiece!
With such a luxurious lineup, there were only less than 100,000 people present at that time.
Compared with today, it is immediately inferior!
After a week of preparation, two runways made of steel frames and thickened engineering plastic plates have been set up on both sides of the Hukou Waterfall.
The runway on the extreme side is 500 meters long and 5 meters wide. After careful measurement and construction by the construction team, it has reached a perfect level.
On the other side, the runway in Hukou Township, Yichuan County, Shaanxi Province, in order to ensure the safety of the flying riders to the greatest extent, the receiving runway has been widened to ten meters. Also for safety, the program team played a trick.
The two runways appear to be completely horizontal in cross section, but in fact, the receiving end, that is, the runway on the Hukou Township side, is actually one and a half meters lower than the approach end.
This one-meter drop was filled with four large, 1.5M thick fire-fighting air cushions. And a net rope was pulled on it to prevent slipping.
So although the two runways appear to be completely level and dangerous, they are actually relatively safe.
At nine o'clock that morning, the program team was in place.
At this time, a shore protection mechanism has been established off-site with the cooperation of the local fire department and public security department.
More than 100,000 viewers have been waiting here early!
In front of the live broadcast camera at the run-up end, there are three cheap guests and Wang Dazui. Celluloid and Li Fanyu appeared at the same time.
Although there were no high-power loudspeakers at the scene, with the network being developed and the signal covering almost no blind spots, everyone present could clearly see what was ahead from their mobile phones.
Seeing the huge crowd of people at the scene, the three cheap guests immediately started the surprise mode;
Clarkson exclaimed: "Wow! So-many-people! In my hometown, so many people can gather together, unless it's the Queen wearing black stockings and pole dancing! I can't believe that a special episode of a show can attract so many people. So many viewers! F~K! I feel like a celebrity!" At this point, he showed his hands to the live camera, "SORRY, my queen, this is not disrespectful to you."
This is his usual black bully opening, and the other two of the three cheap guests naturally have to cooperate and laugh.
After the opening chapter was completed, Wang Dazui and Cellululu spoke and greeted the audience at the scene and watching the live broadcast.
The more than 300,000 viewers on the live broadcast noticed one thing very keenly.
Queen Lulu, today she is wearing a full set of off-road motorcycle equipment including knee pads and elbow pads. He is simply armed to the teeth!
"FK! Is the driver who is going to challenge today the Queen Lulu?!"
"No! Lulu, if you have anything you can't think of, you can tell us!"
"I'll do it! It's so exciting! The famous death-seeking female anchor and well-known variety show supporter Cellululu jumped into the river live! Brothers, hurry up and pick up the corpse! Huh? Why am I so obscene? Pick it up! I'm definitely talking about picking it up. ! ”
"Nima, I admit that Queen Lulu's driving skills have improved over the past year, but becoming a prostitute is a life-threatening category and has nothing to do with driving skills, Hundan! Queen Lulu, please respect yourself!"
"Hey! Brother Fan is here too. Brother Fan, please persuade Lulu!"
Amidst the wild barrage, Wang Dazui stood next to Li Fanyu, "Today we are also fortunate to have the chairman of Zhengxin Group, the World Drift Championship driver, the Le Mans champion driver, and my good friend Mr. Li Fanyu was present as a special guest of the live broadcast. ”
Li Fanyu looked at Cellululu, who had evasive eyes, and stretched out a finger: "Actually, I have another title."
After saying that, he turned his attention to the celluloid.
"...Dad..." After hesitating for a moment, Cellululu gritted her teeth and closed her eyes and said.
"Holy shit! What the **** is this! Why don't we know such a shocking fact that Lulu is Brother Fan's illegitimate daughter!"
"Nah! There must be something fishy! Did you do it? Smile sideways."
"Please expose the inside story, **** it! How come the relationship between the characters has become like this after not seeing each other for a few days?"
"Lulu is beautiful and wild, Brother Fan is suave and wealthy. I accept this marriage! Never mind! Brother Fan, ah no! My father-in-law is here, please accept my son-in-law's respect!"
Looking at the tidal wave in the barrage area, Li Fanyu smiled coquettishly.
After calling her dad in public and fulfilling her previous promise to Li Fanyu, Cellululu said to the camera with a cold face: "Young ladies, you lost the bet just now. Today, you also saw this queen. equipment. That’s right, I want to drive across the Yellow River myself to regain my self-esteem as a woman and a queen!”
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"So that's what happened! Damn! Facepalm! Lulu, you really don't have a long memory. Didn't you have a bet with Brother Fan before! You lost, you lost!"
"Yes! Why are you so shameless! Brother Fan is known as the king of slaps! Why are you trying to get in trouble with him when you have nothing to do! Look, you have been adopted as a daughter now, right?!"
"Emma is dying, I laughed to death. Looking back on the emotional journey of the two of you, it was so tortuous! At the beginning, it was like mixing honey with oil, with rewards, interactions and live broadcasts. Later, I don’t know what happened. Lulu turned into a black fool, and then turned on the fighting spirit mode. Now, she has become a father and daughter! What's the progress of this!"
"Okay!" Cellululu waved her hand impatiently, "We at TOPGEAR and Top Gear don't have the habit of inking. We have always focused on fast-paced and straightforward presentation of practical content. Let's stop talking nonsense. I will do it now. Get ready! Comrades, in fifteen minutes, either I, Cellululu, will be able to escape humiliation and regain my self-esteem, or you will burn incense sticks for me and throw two rice dumplings into the Yellow River and leave!"
After saying that, he turned around gracefully, shook his long flowing hair, and walked towards the starting point of the track, which was surrounded by a curtain, with his helmet under his arm.
Fifteen minutes passed quickly amid everyone's eager anticipation and worries.
But the celluloid still didn’t come out.
Although the relationship with Celluloid is tense, in order for the show to be successful, Li Fanyu has been giving some pointers on celluloid speeding techniques these days.
Seeing that the guy didn't show up for a long time, Li Fanyu realized something was wrong.
Aha? !
Did he run away?
He made a gesture to the Three Musketeers and Wang Dazui who were broadcasting, and then quietly walked to the starting point...