Battle Through the Heavens Chapter 18: Liar

After being poisoned by wine, Xiao Lin's whole body was limp, and he couldn't get it up with any strength.

Lying on the ground, Xiao Lin stared at the seemingly stupid Yang Gorilla, and said with a wry smile: "I didn't expect you to have so many bad ideas hidden in the belly of your gorilla. It's really unexpected."

Yang Cock on the side laughed and said: "There are many people in this valley of the dead who were pitted by Yang Daxia. Most of them have never heard a word, which is not to be seen."

Yang Yang said proudly: "I know that you are slick and difficult to Junior. Knowing that I am fooled, I will definitely try my best to torture us. If you kid has a better conscience, then I really can’t do anything. , It's a pity."

Xiao Lin sighed: "I was wondering a few days ago, why the reputed Yang Brothers would be so obedient. I didn't expect that it was you deliberately. Xiao Lin was really clever and confused for a while and turned over."

Gorilla Yang criticized: "You kid always thinks you are smart and peerless. In fact, you are not even a shit, a little clever, I will turn you over in two or three strokes."

Yang Cock said cruelly: "What kind of person are we Yang brothers in the Valley of the Dead? Don't say it is you, even if Void Swallowing Flame comes in person, I am not afraid, maybe I will spit on his face!"

Gorilla Yang continued to attack: "I wanted to wait until you Junior walked to the treasure place and then cut you in half, but since you want to slip right now, I will give you two mouthfuls of ecstasy soup and solve you in advance. !"

Yang Cock said: "Anyway, we already know that the treasure is located in Qianxu Mountain, and we are not afraid of your tricks."

Yang gorilla took out a dagger and rubbed the blade with his fingers: "If you are conscious, you should tell the exact location, so that my brother may be merciful and may save your life. You are a wise man. Do you know how to do it?"

Xiao Lin on the ground didn't say a word. Suddenly, Xiao Lin laughed loudly and burst into tears.

When Gorilla Yang saw this, he said angrily: "Little bastard! What are you laughing at? I'm really intimidating you? I dare not attack you?"

Xiao Lin's laughter gradually stopped, and he looked at the two people with interest: "Two old miscellaneous skins, do you really think the little master has fallen into your trap?"

Yang Gorilla asked: "Is there any horrible idea, just say it."

Xiao Lin said: "I'm afraid you will die before I say it."

Dorilla Yang was surprised: "What do you mean?"

Xiao Lin asked back: "Remember, I picked up food for you two?"

Gorilla Yang shook his whole body: "You!! Have you done anything in the dish?"

Yang Cock couldn't laugh anymore, he lifted Xiao Lin's collar: "What did you say!!"

Xiao Lin smiled: "I said I was a fool. I will go up the mountain to hunt for treasure tomorrow. I didn't plan to poison you today, so I didn't do anything in the food."

These words are obviously ironic, and fools can hear them.

Gorilla Yang and Cock Yang were completely panicked, and Gorilla Yang threatened even more: "Small trash! Quickly hand over the antidote!"

Xiao Lin laughed and said: "Yes, yes, I should hand over the antidote, then help you detoxify, and finally let you kill me, what do you say? Don't forget, you have to rely on me to hunt for treasures. I dare not poison me, but I don’t have to rely on you to hunt for treasure, naturally I dare to poison you."

Yang Cock also laughed: "Yes, yes, yes, we are poisoned if you say we are poisoned, you can poison with just one mouth."

Gorilla Yang also said: "Yes! You Junior is just bluffing us."

Xiao Lin's tone turned cold: "You are indeed not poisoned, and there is no pain at all three inches below your left rib. You don't have to touch that place, anyway, you are not poisoned."

When Xiao Lin finished talking about not having to touch it, the two of them couldn't help but touch the place Xiao Lin said.

Xiao Lin had used this trick against Yan Feixue a long time ago, and now he has repeated the old trick, and the method is quite skilled.

The two of them were really in the middle of the game, and they couldn't help feeling under their ribs. After a while, the two of them looked like ashes. You look at me and I look at you, but they couldn't say a word.

At this time, Xiao Lin happened to add fuel to the fire: "It's okay. Although there is a slight numbness there, but it takes a cup of tea to die. You will kill me ten times in this period of time."

Although he verbally told them to kill himself, Xiao Lin expected that the two would not dare to do it. Otherwise, who would ask for the antidote?

The shrewd Yang Rooster heavy said with a face: "What do you... want?"

Xiao Lin's face is relaxed and freehanded: "As I see it, you two should give me the antidote now, and then beat your shoulders and massage your feet, so that you can wait on the young master, and then make a poisonous oath. , Always listen to me, otherwise it’s a big deal to die together, and you will be with me, and it’s not a loss."

Yang Cock gritted his teeth and said: "What if I detoxify you but you don't detox us?"

Xiao Lin was extremely patient and said: "Then you mean, instead of detoxifying me first, I will detoxify you first?"

Yang Cock and Yang Dorang looked at each other, and then approached Xiao Lin, not daring to make a mistake, after all, they didn't dare to bet their lives.

The two secretly thought in their hearts at the same time: Can't you take the medicine and kill him? It's just taking a poisonous oath, and making a poisonous oath is easier for both of them than taking a pee.

Thinking about this, the two of them took out the antidote to Xiao Lin, and then knelt on the ground and swear a more poisonous oath than the poisonous widow.

After a while, Xiao Lin resumed his whereabouts. He moved his limbs and smiled: "Brothers Yang's antidote is really effective."

Yang Cock said respectfully: "Yes, yes, your old man's antidote will definitely be better."

Xiao Lin pretended to be stupid: "What is the antidote?"

The two of them paled instantly, and they were more likely to be jade broken, but then Xiao Lin suddenly smiled and said: "I am teasing you."

After speaking, Xiao Lin took out two small bottles from his arms and sighed: "Actually, the antidote is on me. Why don't you two search? It's stupid."

Gorilla Yang was furious, but didn't dare to attack, rushed forward, grabbed the small bottle, and poured the medicine into his mouth.

When Cock Yang saw this, his face changed greatly: "Why are you eating so much!!"

Gorilla Yang said: "I am big, so I should eat more."

Yang Cock kicked Yang Gorilla’s ass, and then grabbed the remaining pills and swallowed them all. Then he showed his hideous face and said to Xiao Lin: "Little bastard, I see you Where to run!"

Xiao Lin didn't panic at all on his face: "You touch that place again, try to see if it hurts."

The two of them looked like, and it really didn't hurt anymore, Yang Dasha smiled and said: "This antidote is very good!"

Yang Cock grinned and said: "Now you..."

Before saying where to go, Xiao Lin interrupted: "When I asked you to touch that place before, it was when the blood and qi were meeting. Everyone will feel pain, but now the blood and qi are gathering, so it doesn’t hurt. Up."

Yang Cock suddenly realized: "What a bastard! It turned out to be a lie to Lao Tzu!"

Xiao Lin smiled with his belly in his arms and said: "Old miscellaneous, you don't want to think about it, how could I help you pick up a vegetable and poison it? My technique is not so clever, and if I really poison, why not To poison you directly?"

Gorilla Yang and Cock Yang were inexhaustible when they knew they were deceived.

Especially Yang Yang, raised his hand and wanted to kill with a knife: "Okay Junior! Although your poison is depleted, but you are still weak within half an hour, I will kill you immediately!"

Xiao Lin said innocently: "Oh? Really?"

Yang Cock said grimly: "Nature is fake. I will never cut off your tongue first, then break your limbs, and finally soak you in salt water. I will never do it."

Xiao Lin pretended to be afraid: "do not Ah! I am really scared."

Gorilla Yang has already walked towards Xiao Lin, and his face is terrifying to peak: "do not is afraid, I, Gorilla Yang, will not let you die."

Although the opponent is aggressive, Xiao Lin didn't even mean to run away. He just stayed in place, but said something in his mouth: "One, two, three, four, five..."

When Ji Chen recites the seventh, Yang Dasha's sword is less than three inches from Xiao Lin's neck, but at this moment, his sword is standing straight in the air, and at the same time his huge body crashes to the ground. , The whole body twitches, foaming at the mouth, like an evil spirit.

Yang Cock was shocked: "This...what's going on?"

Xiao Lin laughed loudly, turned upside down and sat on the table: "The food was not poisonous when I was picking you up before, but the antidote you rushed to eat was poisonous, do you understand?"

Yang Cock became angry and jumped on the ground. The sharp five claws hit Xiao Lin's throat, but the others were completely exhausted while still in the air, and fell directly to the ground, knocking out several teeth.

Xiao Lin clapped his palms: "Hahaha... Now the Yang rooster has become a toothless rooster, which is interesting and interesting."

While Xiao Lin was overwhelmed, a cold voice suddenly came from the window: "Two old dough sticks were played with by a kid, and the face of Death Valley was lost by you!"

Xiao Lin was surprised in vain: "Who?!"

As soon as the window opened, a green figure slid in. It turned out to be the true monarch of the green snake who had disappeared for a long time!

Xiao Lin had goose bumps all over his body, but he concealed it well, and then pretended to be more relaxed: "It turns out to be an old snake. It's rare to meet. Why not sit down and have a drink."

True Monarch Green Snake glanced at Xiao Lin contemptuously: "The poison you are poisoning is my secret system. Even if you say a hundred more words, you can't use the cultivation base, so don't try to delay the time with words, it's useless. ."

Xiao Lin looked dejected: "Isn't it unlucky today?"

Mr. Green Snake nodded: "Not bad."

At this time, the two people who fell on the ground kept humming, their mouths were full of white foam, their muscles were stiff, their tongues couldn't move, and they could only make such a sound, probably because they wanted the green snake to save them.

True Monarch Green Snake glanced, and then said in surprise: "The body is degenerating, the poison of monsters?"

Xiao Lin was surprised and said: "It is actually a person who knows goods. Yes, this is the poison of monsters. From now on, these two people can only learn to walk on all fours of monsters. In the future, there will be orangutans and roosters walking on all fours on the street. Funny."

Mr. Green Snake looked at the two people on the ground: "You two mean to let me save you?"

The two immediately began to hum, but they couldn't even nod their heads.

The Green Snake raised his legs and raised his chin: "I’m afraid it’s not good for us to share a treasure for three people? What's more, the two have promised to leave me a mark all the way, but I walked the same way. I didn’t see half of the mark."

"If you hadn’t known the two of them a long time ago, let go of the little snake and follow you, I’m afraid you won’t be able to find your soul anymore."

After listening to the words of True Lord Green Snake, Yang Cock and Yang Gorilla were shocked by their souls. It was not a friend, but another enemy, and an enemy far more terrifying than Xiao Lin.

The true monarch of the green snake looked at the two and smiled: "You two are neither human nor ghost. Isn't it beautiful to become a four-legged animal now?"

After speaking, True Monarch Green Snake walked towards Xiao Lin again.

When Xiao Lin saw this, he hurriedly said: "If you want to tap my acupuncture points, you have to do it lightly, otherwise it won't be fun to hit me to death with one finger."

Mr. Green Snake nodded, and then said: "So, then I will let me add a little green to bite you. Not only is it not painful, but it feels numb, and it is more comfortable than sleeping with a woman."

Speaking of True Monarch Green Snake put his hand on Xiao Lin’s shoulder, his cuffs seemed to have a snake cave, and a dozen small green snakes that were as thin as earthworms and as long as chopsticks drilled out. These little greens The snake followed his arm and slipped onto Xiao Lin.

But in a moment, a few small green snakes crawled on Xiao Lin's face. They kept sliding, and it felt like goose bumps all over his body.

At the same time, several little green snakes got into Xiao Lin's collar and into his boots. Even though Xiao Lin was bold, he did not dare to move at this moment, for fear of this seemingly docile little snake. Give yourself a bite.

Although he didn't dare to move, the feeling of the little green snake crawling on his body really made the vest chill, and Xiao Lin could hardly breathe.

The true monarch of the green snake puts his finger in front of Xiao Lin's eyes: "At this moment, I just need to snap my fingers to make sure that these dozen babies will give you an unprecedented feeling. It feels like more than a dozen women sleeping with you. More comfortable."

Xiao Lin smiled bitterly: "No wonder so many people are going to be monks."

There is a wicked smile on the face of True Monarch Green Snake: "You haven't tried it, how do you know it feels uncomfortable?"

Xiao Lin almost gritted his teeth and said: "No, no, no, I'm not blessed to feel that."

The true monarch of the green snake said: "So you are begging for mercy?"

Of course, Xiao Lin knows what True Lord Green Snake means. He is straightforward: "Where do you want to go, I will take you there."

If it hadn’t been for Xiao Lin to know the location of the treasure, the true monarch of the green snake would have been poisoned, would he have waited until then?

The true monarch of the green snake asked: "Is the treasure in Qianxu Mountain?"

Xiao Lin nodded and said: "I can't fake it at all."

The true monarch of the green snake was so happy that his voice was dumb: "Doesn't it mean that you can see the treasure tonight?"

Xiao Lin simply said: "Don't just see it? You can take it away tonight."

The true monarch of the green snake happily said: "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up!"

"Go?" Xiao Lin looked at the little green snake covered in himself: "How can I go?"

Mr. Green Snake laughed and said: "My little beauties are very well-behaved. As long as you are obedient and don't play tricks, they will definitely serve you docilely, but if you have such a change, my little ones Baby will give you a sip."

Xiao Lin knew that the other party didn't dare to let him go, so he had no choice but to look after him.

Helpless, he can only stand up carefully and walk slowly. He has never been so obedient in his life.

The two of them walked out of the room like this. The Yang Cock of behind was still humming for help. They looked so hard that even the hard-hearted people would have to help him when they saw him, but it was a pity that the Green Snake had no heart at all. , Xiao Lin is even harder to protect himself.

Walking out of the room, I just saw Xiao Er come forward: "Hey, son, you...Ah!!"

The little second glanced at him and fainted, as if he had seen a ghost.

That Xiao Er was frightened and fainted by Xiao Lin's appearance.

When I saw this, Xiao Lin smiled bitterly: "My ears are stuffed with little green snakes, my nostrils are stuffed with little green snakes, even on my neck. If I have a chance in the future, I will definitely make this pair of Jewelry is given to girl Qi."

He was talking to himself, and True Lord Green Snake ignored him.

At this time, Xiao Lin said helplessly: "Actually, I studied the treasure map for two days and two nights. Only then did I figure out the route and finally knew whether the entrance was the main entrance or the back mountain."

At this time, the true monarch of the green snake finally came in interest: "Is it the main entrance or the back mountain?"

Xiao Lin is like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered: "Back Mountain..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Lin felt black in front of him, and then he didn’t know how to move around. He just listened to the Yin of the Green Snake: "The road to the back mountain from here will not bother you. You are on the way. If you dare to swagger through the market, I will let you taste the taste of being invaded by ten thousand snakes."

Xiao Lin said sadly: "What are you afraid of? I, Xiao Lin, have always had only enemies, no friends, no one can save me even if I yell."

True Monarch Green Snake scolded: "Shut up!"

There were constant bumps along the way, and Xiao Lin didn't even know that he was there. Before, he was like a blind man, and now he is not allowed to speak. Isn't it a blind man and a dumb man? The most painful thing in the world is this.

Until the surrounding voices diminished and the wind was drenching, Xiao Lin was suddenly drawn into a bush. The sharp leaves made him feel uncomfortable, but from this it can be seen that Lord Green Snake should have encountered an enemy, otherwise How can you hide in the grass?

At this time, True Monarch Green Snake said sharply: "If you dare to speak out for a while, I will cut off your neck immediately."

At this moment, there was a sound in the distance between the ears, and the steps were very light, and a sweet female voice sounded: "Nanizi Yan Feixue also ran too fast, and it evaporates here."

It was You Jiaqi who heard this voice!

Then another voice sounded, equally pleasing to the ear: "I'm afraid Yan Feixue has discovered that we are following her."

It turns out that these two people also followed Yan Feixue all the way, hoping to find the location of the treasure.

If Xiao Lin heard the voices of these two people in ordinary times, there would be no shadow left, but at this moment, he hoped that the two would find themselves, sometimes the enemy is more like a friend.

Just listen to You Jiaqi saying again: "Yan Feixue only has the little Gui Tou (Executioner) in her heart. Even if behind is following a team of carts and horses without realizing it, how can she find us?"

Girl Qi smiled and said: "In that case, I am afraid that I can't find her? Just find the little Gui Tou (Executioner)."

You Jiaqi said: "I'm afraid..."

Ms. Qi answered: "I'm afraid we can't find that little Gui Tou (Executioner)."

You Jiaqi sighed: "When I mention this little Gui Tou (Executioner), I'm angry, I can't wait to dig out his heart and see if it's black."

At this moment, the two voices, instead of getting closer, are getting farther and farther away, and Xiao Lin's heart is cold.

Now he has guessed that the two of them deliberately released Yan Feixue, and then followed. This was a simple strategy, but Yan Feixue could be fooled by such a simple strategy.

Naturally, Yan Feixue came to Qianxu Mountain not because of the treasure, but because of Xiao Lin. She knew that Xiao Lin would come here, so she waited in advance, but girl Qi knew that Xiao Lin was locked in a secret room to die, why Coming again? Could it be that she is also interested in treasure?

Sighed, True Monarch Green Snake moved forward again, and it took a long time to lift the black cloth on Xiao Lin's head.

It was already black at the moment, but Xiao Lin still said quietly: "It's a good day to see the light again. Even the night is so beautiful. I really don't know how painful those blind people are."