Beauty and the Bodyguard Chapter 8242: Think about it

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"Sima Director, in fact, I am not completely unable to condense Pill Fire ... When I was very young, my father was still there. At that time, I had a expert, who gave me a life order and said that I have a special physique. , Who can become an excellent alchemy teacher! "

“It ’s just that my alchemy talent is hidden, it ’s like a seal. Only when wait for me is 18 years old, this seal will be unlocked! Or that my talent will automatically activate when the time is up. At that time, I would get help from a noble person, accept me as a disciple, and teach me the skills of alchemy! "

Tang Yungui solemnly told Lin Yi that he looked very serious!

Lin Yi frowned silently, what are these things? Why are you still fortune telling?

Is this silly kid Tang Yungui fooled by a magic stick for more than ten years?

"Tang Yungui, do you believe these words? Have you ever thought about it, the so-called expert is pure nonsense? Can't condense Pill Fire, can't condense Pill Fire, it is impossible to wake up suddenly at the age of eighteen ... say how old are you presently? "

Lin Yi asked a little speechlessly.

"I am ... 18 this year!"

Tang Yungui is actually a little unconfident, because this year is his eighteen-year-old age: "But my Birthday is a few days away, and it ca n’t be considered to be eighteen ... and I actually have Pill Fire! "

"What do you mean? Can you condense Pill Fire?"

Lin Yi frowned slightly. Is your kid playing me?

There is Pill Fire for a while and Pill Fire for a while. Believe it or not, I got angry and made you a pill?

"Uh ... that ... I do n’t know ... maybe it may not be ..."

Tang Yungui lowered his head again, a little twitchy and uneasy: "I ca n’t condense Pill Fire normally, but ... but ... when I fart, I occasionally burst a Pill Fire ... ... "

The further to the back, the more quietly Tang Yungui speaks, and in the end it is almost unheard.

If Lin Yi divine sense is not keen, others may not be able to hear it!

Because of hearing clearly, Lin Yi was dumbfounded ...

What kind of stuff? Farting out of Pill Fire? You are very tolerant!

Lin Yi was very hard to hold back and went to Tang Yungui to see if there was a fire hole in his **** position all year round ...

It's such a fart, it should cost a lot of pants?

Thinking about that scene, Lin Yi could n’t help but want to laugh ...

Yitian Gong is the other person who pulls the big one, but this kid pulls the fire!

Cows!

"Sima Director, do you think this can condense Pill Fire? Is there any talent to become a alchemy teacher?"

Tang Yungui looked at Lin Yi again with hope, but the question asked embarrassed Lin Yi ... what should I do?

If he can really control Pill Fire with fart, he ca n’t become an alchemy teacher. The problem is ...

Will anyone make pill medicine like this?

Fart Dan ... he eats by himself, and he feels a bit nauseating, right?

Lin Yi twitched the corner of the mouth, quickly throwing away the idea of ​​nauseating, and then casually said: "I have n’t seen it before and it ’s not very good to judge, it ’s better to show it to me!"

Tang Yungui's face turned red, and he looked around—this is in Hidden Book Pavilion!

It's embarrassing for thieves to fart in public?

It's okay to secretly leave it alone. Under the wide public, he doesn't allow this self-esteem!

But Lin Yi, as an honor Director, is to help him, no matter how embarrassing, he has to work hard!

Fortunately, after the incident of Ouyang Fantong just now, the students on the first floor of Hidden Book Pavilion are almost gone, and Tang Yungui is at ease.

"That ... Sima Director, shall I take off my pants?"

Tang Yungui said this, and the shame was about to explode. Who would even take off his pants after farting?

Especially if he takes off his pants in front of someone else, if there are seams on the ground, he wants to get in!

The administrator on the side used both hands to hold the corners of his mouth, and he tried hard to hold a smile, not wanting to be rude in front of Lin Yi.

How to say that he is also a rigorously trained administrator. Even funny things, he can't help but not laugh-unless he can't help it, then there is no way!

Lin Yi did n’t even think about it, it was a subconscious flash of a sentence-take off your pants and fart!

So I said smoothly: "No need, just show it!"

Tang Yungui was relieved that he did n’t need to take off his pants in front of others. It ’s a good thing. The next question is if the pants fart burnt the pants ... what should I do?

You ca n’t run from Hidden Book Pavilion back to the dormitory where you live without bare ass?

Do n’t think too much about it, because Lin Yi is still waiting to watch his demo, so Tang Yungui brewed it a little, and put a fart with a bang!

The air was suddenly quiet. Apart from a strange smell, nothing special happened.

As for the fart and Pill Fire ... Lin Yi is not seen anyway!

"Sorry, Sima Director ... I am a little nervous, not brewing enough, give me another chance ..."

Tang Yungui is super embarrassed, and finally he has the courage to prepare to lose his face, but he failed!

I lost my face, and I have to come back one more time to save some face!

"That line, you brew well!"

Lin Yi smiled lightly and comforted: "No need to be nervous, take your time ..."

Speaking of feeling a bit wrong, what's the matter with farting, slowly ...

So the words changed: "You just treat us as we are away, and you will be alone here."

Tang Yungui is still red-faced and red-eared. He said that you guys are living in front of me. How come you do n’t exist?

This is unspeakable, and I can only hold my breath and continue to concentrate.

When the emotions were full, a melodious fart sounded, and then a flash of fire flashed behind him.

Although thin, but full of heat, he singed his pants.

Tang Yungui was in a hurry, slapping his buttocks in a hurry, extinguishing the flames, secretly thought knew this, and would rather be more embarrassed and take off his pants!

Lin Yi frowned slightly, but I did n’t expect anyone to fart to burst into flames, but the flash of fire just now seemed ...

"Tang Yungui, you can try another one, the best time can last longer, I want to watch carefully!"

Lin Yi made new requests casually, and Tang Yungui suddenly turned green.

What kind of stuff? My trousers are burnt, I can only run back with bare **** and egg, you still have to watch fart?

No, Sima Director, can you still have a shape? Would it be when I was juggling? Should I grab a plate to be rewarded?

Tang Yungui's mouth was slandering, but he didn't dare to refuse. He could only obediently scream, covering his **** with his hands and starting a new round of brewing.

The administrator has been stupid for a long time. He has n’t paid much attention to Tang Yungui before, so he has never known that this kid can really fart and burst into flames ... not an ordinary person!