Becoming a Saint by Leisure Reading Chapter 211: Are there any plots that make people vomit blood?
Chapter 214 There are plots that make people vomit blood? (Silver "Pastoral Lexus" plus 329)
Zhongjing.
is still the time to wake up early, it is still all kinds of shouting in the streets and alleys, and the aroma is still hot, but everyone always feels that something is missing.
"The cold wind is like a knife, and the snow is flying in thousands of miles."
"The rolling wheels crush the snow and ice, but they cannot crush the loneliness in this world!"
The old man drank a mouthful of hot porridge, looked at the flow of people on Suzaku Avenue, and let out a long sigh.
The other guests of the restaurant also nodded.
"Yeah, so lonely!"
"Wan Amber has been broken for a long time."
"I don't know if I have been to Dongcangcheng now!"
"I heard that the blade shop in King Jing's Mansion can take over the delivery service and send the blade directly to Dongcang City! But the cost is not low."
"Is there such a thing? The old man has to go. The money is not important, the important thing is to give Wan Anbo a treat!"
While everyone was chatting enthusiastically, the owner of the restaurant hurried in.
"Everyone, why are you still talking about it!"
The old man frowned: "Manager Li, what's wrong? We're not welcome?"
Shopkeeper Li stomped his feet: "Oh, Wan Anbo's new book has been released!"
"The sequel to "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", "The Condor Heroes"!"
"This time, what is the 'single book', there are fifteen times!"
"Hurry up and buy it at the Minbao store!"
The old man looked at Shopkeeper Li suspiciously: "Manager Li, do you think Wan Anbo's new book is crazy? Why don't I know about such a big thing?"
Everyone nodded quickly.
Shopkeeper Li sighed: "My nephew is a student of Zheliu Academy. It is said that when the transcript was transcribed yesterday, nearly half of the students vomited blood on the spot and couldn't persist. So this time the amount was very small, so there was no large-scale publicity. ."
"Really?"
"It's absolutely true! As soon as I know the news, I will come to tell you immediately. By the way, bring the household registration, and buy according to the household registration!"
"But why do students vomit blood?" Someone asked.
Shopkeeper Li shook his head: "I don't know the specifics, but the academy issued a seal order. It must be out of context!"
"Hey, young man!" The old man at the beginning stood up, "Fifteen times at a time, what's not satisfying, I want to see how poisonous this broken chapter is! Manager Li, thank you!"
After the old man finished speaking, he activated the magic of the Master Realm and disappeared into the teahouse.
Other people looked at each other and showed their magical powers. Almost all the people in the restaurant were gone in an instant.
At this moment, Shopkeeper Li swayed and spat out a mouthful of old blood. Xiao Er quickly stepped forward to support Shopkeeper Li.
"The shopkeeper, what's the matter with you?"
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm **** off by Wan Anbo's book!" Shopkeeper Li waved his hand, looking at the empty teahouse, and thought to himself, "Hmph, how can I not have a good idea! vomit!"
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Zheliu Academy.
Kong Tianfang flipped through the posts on various affairs in the academy, Tian Haiyi walked in with a dark face, with a book under his arm.
Kong Tianfang looked up at Tian Haiyi and said with a smile, "Haiyi, are you in a bad mood? How are the injured students yesterday?"
"Nothing!" Tian Haiyi sat down, "It's nothing more than a transcription of Wan Anbo's "The Condor Heroes", and encountered a heart-stopping plot, which made everyone's minds confused, and they were all righteous for a while. As a result, it will be fine to rest for two days."
"Hmph, this year's students can't do it!" Kong Tianfang smiled lightly, "It's just a story, but you can be so angry? Where did you teach them to keep your qi in the usual way!"
"With such a state of mind, even if you become a master, it will be difficult to become a great scholar in the future!"
"Huh? Haiyi, why are the corners of your mouth a little rosy? Did you drink the spicy red oil soup in the morning?"
Tian Haiyi reached out and wiped off the ruddy corner of his mouth, and handed the book to Kong Tianfang: "The head of the school should take a look and then talk about it."
Kong Tianfang put down the post-it note in his hand and rubbed his hands together: "Okay, fifteen times, it's a rare conscience of Wan Anbo, so I won't call him a literati today, I'll take a look."
"What kind of plot can be so frustrating!"
Kong Tianfang reached out and took the book.
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Shouyang Mountain, Baiyu Palace.
The Taoist Academy has already sent the latest "The Condor Heroes" back to the mountain.
In the underground palace, Chen Xuan, dressed in a Taoist robe, sat cross-legged in an ice pool, closing her eyes to practice. Previously, she speculated that Chen Luo was in trouble with the great occupancy technique, and released the thunder technique of the Daojun realm to help Chen Luo overcome the calamity, but she lost some foundations and needed to cultivate seventy-seven forty-nine in this mysterious ice pool.
At this time, a small green grass emerged from the crack of the underground palace, and jumped to the side of Qingwei, who was guarding it. A circle was drawn on his scalp.
This is the code they agreed upon, indicating that there is an important document delivered, which needs to be checked in person.
Qing closed his eyes slightly, and a spirit that was no different from himself stood up from his body and walked quietly towards the outside of the underground palace.
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"Isn't the protagonist of this book Guo Jing?" Kong Tianfang slowly flipped through "The Condor Heroes" in his hand, "Yang Guo?"
"Yang Guo is not a bad boy, but his childhood experience is really dark!"
"Huh? How did Huang Rong change her temper and become such a woman? This is inappropriate, inappropriate!"
Every time Kong Tianfang finished reading a part, he always had to express a few thoughts, as if he was pointing the way.
Don't worry, it will be there soon!
"This...how did Guo Jing bring Yang to Zhongnan Mountain to teach the arts of Quanzhen? Is this book a benefit to the Taoist sect?"
"Daomen Lao Qingwei gave Chen Luo something behind his back?"
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"Hahahaha. As expected of a great virtuous teacher, in the end, my heart is still toward my sect!" At this time, the delicate soul was floating on the futon in the White Jade Palace, watching "The Condor Heroes".
"Huh? Why is this Quanzhen Sect disciple so ignorant, yet he wronged Guo Jing?"
"The Big Dipper Array?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, the tomb of the living dead? What is the brain of the great teacher? He actually came up with such a name!"
"Hateful! How can Zhao Zhijing be so hateful! Wait, is it because Chen Luo is reminding me to pay attention to the door rules of Daomen?"
"Speaking of which, it seems that it has not been a long time to investigate the Taoist temples in the world, so I will order it later."
"Huh? Killed someone? This... how can this be?"
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"Hahahaha..." Kong Tianfang was refreshed, "The old man said, Chen Luo still has his heart toward my Confucianism. This Quanzhen Sect is a group of unbearable rotten trees except for the Quanzhen Seven Masters!"
"The old man was a little upset when he saw the real people and Daojun in the Taoist academy, and they all forgot their hearts. It would be great if Qingwei could understand Chen Luo's painstaking efforts."
"Sure enough, this old man knew that in the end this Yang Guo would definitely go to the tomb of the living dead!"
"If the old man guesses correctly, Yang Guo will definitely worship at the tomb of the living dead, learn superior martial arts, and go back to Zhao Zhijing to get justice!"
"Little Dragon Girl...Chen Luo can really write about women, such a woman should only exist in the sky, never seen in the world!"
"Bing Qingyujie! Bingxin jade quality! It doesn't touch the dust!"
Tian Haiyi looked like a smile but not a smile, and motioned Kong Tianfang to look down again.
Kong Tianfang turned the page, it was the seventh chapter——
"Chongyang Relics".
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The seventh chapter: Remains of Chongyang.
"The avenue was first repaired through the nine orifices, and the nine orifices were originally at the Weilu point. First, they rushed from the bottom of the Yongquan, and the Yongquan rushed up to the knees. After crossing the knees slowly to the Weilu, the mud **** turned sharply on the top. The golden lock Pass through the Xia Que Bridge, and the twelve descending palaces in the heavy building."
"This...this...this..." Qing Wei's spirit trembled slightly, and his eyes fell on the "Quanzhen Avenue Song" he had just seen.
"The Secret Treasure of Daomen! This is the Secret Treasure of Daomen!" Qingwei has some uncontrollable spirits, this is clearly a Taoist song.
The so-called Taoist treasures are the real secrets in the Taoist classics. One Taoist treasure is enough to open up a brand new branch of Taoism!
"This is, the secret treasure of Taoist martial arts?" Qingwei was a little unbelievable. The Taoist martial arts that he had learned before were all obtained by disciples with their personal understanding, but they were different from other martial arts in the world, because they could not be taught. .
Even if you explain the operation of the meridians clearly, you still cannot learn.
Qingwei found that there is a slight difference between the mortal qi of Daomen disciples who understand Daomen martial arts and the mortal qi of ordinary disciples, and the problem should appear here.
But seeing this secret treasure and realizing the Dao rhythm in it, I clearly understand that Daomen martial arts can also be taught!
"Great virtuous teacher, this is a great gift to my Taoist sect!"
"Be sure to thank me."
Qingwei made a decision in her heart and continued to look down...
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"Hmph, cheap is so old." Kong Tianfang also saw "Quanzhen Dao Song" at this time, and he felt a little bit in his heart from time to time.
"Chen Luo, you are still heading towards the Taoist gate!"
Tian Haiyi put down the teacup in his hand, and silently took out a photo amulet.
"President, don't worry, look down!"
"Huh? Could it be that there is a turning point below?" Hearing Tian Haiyi's words, Kong Tianfang suddenly regained some character and continued to read.
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
"Don't!"
"Little Dragon Girl, you can see clearly!"
"Old man..."
"This..."
"Is it..."
"Pfft..." A mouthful of old blood spewed out of Kong Tianfang's mouth, directly onto the opposite wall.
Tian Haiyi put away the photo talisman contentedly and stood up: "Aiya, head of the Confucius Institute, what's wrong with you?"
"Are you in a hurry?"
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"Pfft..." Qingwei, who was sitting in the underground palace, suddenly spit out a mouthful of blood.
Qingwei stood up, sweating profusely.
"What does the great virtuous teacher mean?"
"This is all true...I can't ask for it!"
"No, I have to check to see if there is any disciple of my Daoist sect named Yin Zhiping, kill him immediately... No, change his name immediately!"
"Dongcangcheng, I have to go on a trip."
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Zhongjingcheng.
"Pfft..."
"Pfft..."
"Pfft..."
"Pfft..."
For a time, ten thousand people in the central capital vomited blood.
"Damn it! The shame of the literati in the past only made the old man's thoughts incomprehensible, but today it has ruined my Confucianism!"
"No, I'm in a bad mood, I have to cut something today!"
"I am willing to use ten years to break the chapter and change the innocence of Xiaolongnu!"
"If you don't watch it, don't watch it, this old man needs to take it easy!"
"Someone, help me tear up this chapter! I don't want to see it, it hurts my eyes!"
"The shopkeeper, I have all the blades in your store, and I will increase the price by three times. Within two days, be sure to deliver them to Dongcangcheng!"
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At the same time that thousands of people denounced Chen Luo, Dongcang City!
A dragon roar shook the sky, followed by an explosion from the City Lord's Mansion.
Then, a figure in ragged clothes ran out of the city lord's mansion.
"Sixth Senior Sister! Listen to my explanation!"
"Sixth Senior Sister! I was wrong!"
"Sixth Senior Sister! I forgot that you are a dragon girl!"
"Sixth Senior Sister! Spare my life!"
The residents of the entire Dongcang City were fortunate enough to witness the scene they boasted to countless people in the future.
Wan Anbo Chen Luo, who was still majestic before, ran on the streets of Dongcang City with a blue nose and a swollen face, embarrassed.
Behind him, a three-foot-long, jade-colored blue dragon exuding a strong power followed closely behind him, and a dragon claw held a green bamboo with the thickness of the mouth of a bowl and a length of about 10 feet. A stick, a delicate drink came out from the mouth of the blue dragon.
"Stinky boy, you're still running!"
"Look at me hitting the dog!"
"Beat the dog's head!"
“Ah—”
"Poke the **** of the dog!"
“Ah—”
"Slash the dog's back diagonally!"
“Ah—”
"Dial the dog to the sky!"
“Ah—”
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Eighty thousand hearts let out a long sigh. .
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The first trick of the anti-dog stick method: the dog's head saves his life!
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(end of this chapter)