Bird Dude Nie Bufan: 22 Territories


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The next day, Si Chenyu adhered to the gloomy psychology of "pleasure alone is not as good as the others", and he motivated his friend Shen Muran to stay in the chicken nest village together. Shen Muran is also the person who holds the key, so naturally he agreed with one bite. Up.

So, Bufan Nie saw dozens of big men moving to the village early in the morning.

Si Chenyu and Shen Muran leisurely pointed the country to the side, be sure to arrange these outrageously simple village houses into rooms that can barely live in. They have never lived in such a crude and small place since they were young.

All morning, I saw a group of people going in and out of the field busy. The chickens in the chicken coop village were unexpectedly free of trouble, just quietly watching.

When the room was set up, Si Chenyu sent away a bunch of idle people and prepared to enter the room to check the results. Yu Guang inadvertently glanced at the things posted on the door, and immediately showed a little disgust on his face. The couplets posted on both sides are fine. The fonts are beautiful and they imply auspiciousness, but the picture of the monster charm on the door panel is criticized.

He subconsciously stretched out his hand, and when he pinched a corner of the paper, he felt that two sharp eyes were coming from not far away—Nie Bufan was holding a chicken and staring at him intently. action.

Si Chenyu paused, flattened his fingers, and caressed the ghost symbol with love.

Shen Muran looked strange and asked: "Chenyu, what are you doing? Don't you want to tear it?"

"Cough." Si Chenyu retracted his hand and said lightly, "Keep it, maybe it's the custom here, it can drive away evil spirits or something."

Shen Muran didn't care, and went into the house with him.

The tables, chairs, cups, bowls and bed drapes in the room have been replaced. Si Wangye seems to like purple and black very much. The drapes and quilts are all purple-bottomed with gold embroidery, purple sand pots, jade cups and black copper. The furnace does not seem to be decorated, but it gives a low-key gorgeousness.

Shen Muran has another style. The room is decorated in light colors, which is light and elegant, very unique. At the same time, Shen Muran also sent people to plant a lot of flowers and plants in the yard. The green plants are red and the fragrance follows the breeze. It is called a dusty and refined, like a Taoran residence.

Nie Bufan watched all this silently, without saying a word. At lunch, Nie Bufan was in charge of entertaining Si Chenyu and Shen Muran, but their servants were handed over to Earthbeng. Nineteen were scrupulous about their status, and generally would not share meals with men.

The lunch was eaten calmly, there was no accident as Si Chenyu had imagined, and Nie Bufan's performance was also quite satisfactory.

I don't know why, Si Chenyu was inexplicably disappointed.

Shen Muran didn’t notice anything, and maintained his usual elegance. As a perfect being ranked second by Nie Bufan in the "Eight of the Rich and Noble", his words, deeds, and demeanor were as pleasant, noble, and personable as he had practiced. . Even if it is surrounded by chickens, it is still calm.

This person is absolutely world-class in raising Qi.

After dinner, after the two visited the goddess, they invited each other to go for a walk in the mountains and learn about the environment by the way. The treasures of the Treasure Saints must be nearby, and they want to see it.

However, Si Chenyu had learned from the past and didn't dare to act rashly anymore, and said hello to Nie Bufan before leaving.

Nie Bufan waved his hand and said: "Go ahead, it's okay." After speaking, he handed them a basket of snacks.

So, Si Chenyu set off with Shen Muran who didn't know where he was.

This is a fun and a little bit shocking. What is fun is to appreciate the beautiful natural scenery. Unfortunately, there is no clue to the treasure.

But overall, it was pleasant.

Si Shen and two of them returned to the village chatting and laughing. When they opened the door, their smiles instantly solidified.

The cup in the room was turned over and the pot was overturned. On the scratches on the delicate furniture, there was occasional suspicious gray-white sticky substance on it. A few roosters came, Si Chenyu walked into the room quickly, only to see a few chickens playing on the purple bedding, the original flat and delicate silk cloth was ravaged like a seaweed, ditch The gully is terrible. The elegant purple gauze tent became strips, messy in the wind like willow branches.

Si Chenyu's fingers trembled slightly, and he watched his room turn into a chicken coop, and his chest was gloomy. He carefully arranged it and went to bed in less than half a day.

Seeing this scene, Shen Muran's heart tightened and immediately turned and walked towards his house.

Obviously, his house has not escaped, and the flowers and plants in the yard are swaying all over, as pitiful as a girl with yellow flowers stripped of her clothes. When I walked into the room, I couldn't bear to look straight. The light-colored tablecloths were stained and the sheets were covered with paw prints. Sometimes there were a few chickens rolling on them. When I saw him coming in, I didn't evade, just shaking the feathers He jumped down and walked out leisurely.

"Nie Bufan!" Si Chenyu's roar came from outside.

Shen Muran shook his head and smiled bitterly, then turned and left the room.

Nie Bufan walked over and asked suspiciously: "Brother Wet, what's the matter?"

"What's going on?" Si Chenyu pointed to his house.

Nie Bufan looked inside and said "Oh", "What's the matter?"

"What's wrong? See what your chickens did?"

"You can't blame them."

"Don't blame them, or blame me for nothing?"

"Of course I have to blame you." Nie Bufan nodded unexpectedly. "The chicken coop village is the territory of chickens. You have already caused their dissatisfaction when you live in. Who knows that you are still big on the house. Do your hands and feet, isn't this trying to compete with them?"

Si Chenyu was stiff, he first heard that the chicken had territory.

Nie Bufan said again: "You should be thankful that the chickens just came to your room to leave their own smell, instead of driving you away directly."

"Stay...leave your own smell?" Si Chenyu had a bad feeling.

"Yes, like urine..."

"Stop talking!" Si Chenyu stopped sharply with a black expression.

Shen Muran also heard itchy back at the side.

Nie Bufan comforted: "I will be fine in the future. I will change you a new set of bedding later, even if you are officially allowed to move in."

"Does this king need to allow a group of chickens to stay?" Si Chenyu said coldly, "Tomorrow I will ask someone to clean the inside and out, otherwise I will never live in!"

Shen Muran nodded in agreement, and felt uncomfortable thinking that his bed had been stained with chicken filth.

"Then it's up to you." Nie Bufan shrugged, "but I still have to remind you that if their smell is washed away, they will still occupy your house with perseverance. The chickens in the chicken coop village are all I have a lot of free time and I am not afraid of trouble."

Si Chenyu's face was gloomy. Shen Muran rubbed his temples secretly.

Nie Bufan stretched out two fingers: "There are only two choices, either accept the reality or leave the village."

The two were silent, and they were at war with each other.

After a while, Si Chenyu gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, I will stay, but I want to change rooms with you!"

"Change rooms with me?" Nie Bufan looked at him with an extremely strange look.

"Yes." Si Chenyu nodded affirmatively. When he wanted to come, Nie Bufan's house was definitely the safest.

Shen Muran immediately took: "Well, Chenyu, I will squeeze with you tonight."

"Okay." Si Chenyu agreed, "I will change it when I find a clean place."

Nie Bufan touched his nose and kindly reminded: "Actually, my room..."

"Go, go and see." Si Chenyu walked toward his room without waiting for him to finish.

Nie Bufan curled his mouth and slowly followed with his hands behind his back.

"Well, it's not bad." Si Chenyu was quite satisfied when he saw the enlarged bed at first glance, and the room looked very clean.

"Then it is decided."

Shen Muran smiled and said to Nie Bufan: "Sorry, Brother Nie, we are going to trouble you."

"Don't care, it's convenient for you to be with others." Nie Bufan smiled again, "If you want to sleep in this room, please sleep in this room."

After speaking, he turned around and left, called the landslide, and reorganized the room of the two of Si Chen together, and changed all the bedding.

It was night, Nie Bufan went to bed early, and had no resistance to changing beds. For him, as long as he was in the village, it was the same everywhere.

The night is quiet, except for some chickens who like to walk at night, other living creatures have fallen asleep.

Suddenly, a series of shocks broke the silence of the night, waking up many animals.

Nie Bufan was awakened by a wing flap, opened his eyes, removed the chicken beside his head, and walked out after putting on a piece of clothing.

Before I walked into my own room, I heard the chaotic fighting sound inside.

Pushing open the door, a chicken flew towards him, Nie Bufan caught it with one hand, and then he saw the chicken feathers all over the room.

A thinly-dressed man dodges embarrassingly under the siege of a group of chickens. Seeing him staggering, he seems to be drunk, not as flexible as a martial artist. The other person had fainted to the ground and was overwhelmed by a group of chickens, recreating Li Huai's tragic experience.

When Si Chenyu saw Nie Bufan, he turned upside down immediately, leaned his head on his shoulder, and said weakly and weakly: "What the **** do you live in?"

Nie Bufan waved his hand at the chicken in the house and patted Si Chenyu's back comfortably. Seeing his appearance, he must be poisoned.

"It's okay, just get used to it."

"Habit!" Si Chenyu groaned, his voice a little hoarse.

Nie Bufan helped him onto the bed and explained: "Actually, I always wanted to tell you that my room is a territory in a territory. Without me, other living creatures will be regarded as intruders. The consequence is that the chicken The group will riot."

Si Chenyu took a deep breath and said angrily: "Why didn't you say it earlier!"

"I wanted to say it, but I think you are very determined, so I have to give up."

Si Chenyu vomited blood with anger.

Nie Bufan helped Shen Muran, who had fainted, to the bed again. His condition was much worse than Si Chenyu.

Si Chenyu is now in a panic when he sees his usually outstanding friend, and he is inexplicably balanced.

Nie Bufan turned around and went out to fetch a basin of water and wiped off the two disabled people.

Si Chenyu stared at him quietly, and suddenly said: "What kind of person is really raising what kind of chicken."

"Thank you for the compliment." Nie Bufan smiled brilliantly.

Si Chenyu stroked his forehead feebly.

Nie Bufan glanced at him and asked: "What, when do you plan to leave?"

"Leave?"

"Yes, I can't stand the chickens in the chicken coop village, how can you live?"

Si Chenyu fell silent, he had never encountered such a situation.

Poor mountains, grumpy chickens, dirty environment...

Nie Bufan shrugged and didn't say much. He roughly tidied the room, changed the quilt, and climbed onto the bed, lying between the two Si Chen.

"What are you doing?" Si Chenyu asked.

"Can you sleep without me?"

I can't sleep with you!

"I will do it tonight, pack up my things and leave tomorrow. The chicken coop village is not suitable for noble people like you." Nie Bufan said lightly.

Si Chenyu clenched his fist secretly, without saying a word.

Suddenly, his body stiffened, and in the dark he felt a few chickens jumped onto the bed and lay down beside him.

As he was about to speak, he listened to Nie Bufan: "Relax, this is their home. Every corner has their smell. This will make them feel safe. If you abandon the grudge in your heart, you will I found that they are actually very cute."

Si Chenyu calmed down, feeling that the feathers that swept across his face were soft and warm. He smelled it carefully, and there was no unpleasant smell he imagined.

"The chickens in the chicken coop village have their own characteristics. The chickens who like to go to bed are very quiet. They will not stain their sleeping place."

Really, there are such chickens.

Listening to Nie Bufan's voice, Si Chenyu gradually felt something different.

"Why, tell me more about these chickens?"

"..."

"Hello."

"..."

"Isn't it, how long has it been before you fell asleep?"

"..."

"You must have been a pig in your last life!"

The voice slightly increased, causing the chickens around to be agitated, and Si Chenyu quickly stopped.

Forget it, go to sleep.

He is probably the first prince ever to bathe and sleep with a chicken. I don’t know what Shen Muran’s expression will look like when he wakes up tomorrow...

The author has something to say: I live in Jiwo Village and start my studies.

ps: No need to yy Shen Muran, this guy has been betrothed to someone else by me...


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