Bird Dude Nie Bufan: 38 names are not allowed to bring crabs
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Since the goddess and the others moved into Jiwo Village, many people outside have speculated that the treasure of the Taobao Taoist will soon reappear in the world. Who knows that more than two months have passed, and the news of the treasure has fallen to the bottom of the sea. Silent.
Therefore, letters from all directions were sent to and from all directions. Everyone in Jiwo Village was taken care of by parents and generations and asked about the treasure.
And other people who are concerned about this matter have also started to send spies to Jiwo Village. In the past, they would do it quietly, but the people who were sent out at that time were undoubtedly not mellow, and there was no one who could sneak into the inside without a problem. Anyone who walks outside Jiwo Village may be attacked. In view of this, the spies launched a crowded and disguised tactics, each day dressed as a farmer, hunter, trader, stray, fugitive, passerby, A, B, C, Ding, etc., with different images and superb acting skills.
Ji Wo Village has started a busy day with visitors every day. In order to show the excellent style of Ji Wo Village's hospitality, Nie Bufan mobilized all the chickens in the village to serve the public with all their hearts. There are chickens who ask for directions; for those who flee, there are chickens to give eggs; for those who sell, there are chickens to join in; those who hunt... I'm sorry, I'm so easy to leave. As for those who came to stay overnight, well, the next day can be directly listed as missing persons.
After dozens of days of empty space, the spies finally realized the fact: To enter the chicken coop village, you must first learn to engage in chickens! You don't even know how to deal with chickens, let alone the treasure. It's no wonder that representatives of the four major families are stationed in Jiwo Village. The security and privacy here are indeed extraordinary, really high!
"Hey." Nie Bufan lay by the window, looking at the sky and sighed, "Life is really lonely as snow!"
Li Yi glanced at him and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
"Aren't those people coming?" Nie Bufan looked into the distance, eagerly anticipating.
"..." Come to play for you?
Nie Bufan stood up suddenly and said with great pride: "I want to build Ji Wo Village into a leisure village to attract tourists and serve the village."
"..." Li Yi hesitated for a while and said, "Leisure Village? This?"
"Yeah." Nie Bufan nodded heavily, his eyes lit up, "Our village is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the scenery is beautiful. During the day, you can go outing in the mountains and go fishing in Linxi. At night, you will have chicken friends staying with you when you are lonely. I still want to relax my muscles and bones for self-cultivation, and I can be satisfied here!"
"You better let go of those innocent people!" Li Yi firmly prevented him from committing evil.
Nie Bufan looked at him disdainfully: "You can't understand such a great idea."
Li Yi rolled his eyes without a trace.
Nie Bufan said again: "You should talk to Zhang San about making money."
Speaking, he was about to rush outside the house.
Li Yi dragged him back and said unhappily: "Don't go."
Nie Bufan paused for a while and suggested: "Then go together?"
"I don't want to see him."
"I will see you if you raise your head and bow your head. If you don't see you today, you will see you tomorrow." Nie Bufan patted him on the shoulder with his other hand, and said slowly, "There is no enmity between my friends and friends, just look ahead."
Li Yi took a deep breath, hugged Nie Bufan, kissed his lips heavily, and said cruelly: "You and I are friends!"
"This..." Nie Bufan leaned back slightly, thought for a while, and said, "You and I are friends, and Zhang San and I are friends, so you and Zhang San are also friends."
This equation transforms...
Li Yi felt like he wanted to vomit blood. He slammed Nie Bufan against the wall and pushed his knees into his two/legs. He held his head with one hand, and lowered his head to make a long deep kiss. One hand got into the hem of the clothes, holding the object through the pants.
For a moment, Li Yi's lips followed Nie Bufan's chin to his neck, gently bit his Adam's apple, and muttered: "I wouldn't do this to Zhang San."
Nie Bufan panted slightly and hummed: "What are you in love in broad daylight?"
"Then tonight?" Li Yi exhaled ambiguously in his ear.
"If you agree to Wang Wu's observation, I will let you do it." Nie Bufan glanced at him provocatively, believing that he couldn't take the face off.
Who knows, Li Yi squinted for a while before he nodded in agreement.
Nie Bufan widened his eyes and couldn't say anything: "You actually agreed to let Wang Wu come to observe? Are you still a little bit ashamed?"
Li Yi has a black line on his face. What is the proposal? Who on earth is not ashamed? Li Yi had already seen it through, saying courtesy and shame in front of this guy would be to destroy himself!
When Nie Bufan saw that he was unmoved, he said cruelly: "Then just call Zhang San together!"
"If you dare to call Zhang San, then I will do you now!" Li Yi had to admit that this guy is always refreshing the lower limit, why would he like such a guy? Still thinking about it, like an addiction.
"How can you eat alone?" Nie Bufan blamed boldly.
Without a word, Li Yi picked him up and walked towards the bed.
"Ahhhhh..." Nie Bufan exclaimed happily, "Okay, okay, I won't bark if he doesn't, but it won't matter to me if he comes by himself."
Li Yi hummed: "He won't have this opportunity!"
"Do you want to stun him again?" Nie Bufan said lightly, "Don't blame me for not reminding you, it's terrible to be honest."
"Who do you say is an honest person?" Li Yi sneered. Zhang Junshi is a master who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, but on the question of Nie Bufan's belonging, he will not give in.
Li Yi put Nie Bufan on the bed and looked directly at him: "Be honest at night, and don't even want to ask Wang Shichan to deal with me. Although he is very light, but close combat is definitely not my opponent, I agree with him to observe This is the biggest concession."
Hey, something is wrong, right? Does Li Si really think he has such a hobby?
Nie Bufan stretched out his hand to defend his integrity, but Li Yi didn't give him a chance. After taking a kiss, he went away with a full of fighting spirit.
Actually, he is the one with that hobby, right? Nie Bufan stared at Li Yi's back.
Headache, how do you spend tonight! Can't reach the enemy, I don't know if there is a chance to break and stand...
Nie Bufan came to the hillside, held up a book, and shouted: "Wang Wu, Wang Wu, Wang Wu..."
Echoes in the mountains were repeated, except for the singing of chickens and birds, and five other responses.
"The scriptures are in hand, Wang Wusu appears quickly!"
As soon as the voice fell, a figure whizzing appeared in front of Nie Bufan.
Nie Bufan dissatisfied: "I just called you so many voices and didn't respond. As soon as I said that the scriptures appeared."
"I only heard you called Wang Wu just now." Wang Shichan said lightly.
"You are Wang Wu!" Nie Bufan affirmed, "Don't forget your name in the future!"
"..."
"Yes, what you want." Nie Bufan generously handed over the scriptures in his hand.
Wang Shichan was a little hesitant on the contrary. With Nie's extraordinary style, would he give him things so easily? Could it be that chicken shi is painted on the book?
Don't blame him for suspicion, this is all with a criminal record.
"Take it!" Nie Bufan took the initiative to put the book into Wang Shichan's hands, and said with a serious face, "It has been so long, it is time to fulfill his promise."
"What do you...what do you want me to do this time?" The beloved scripture was in his hands, and Wang Shichan just didn't look through it.
"You are underestimating me, am I the kind of person who asks for gratitude for retribution?" Nie Bufan was upright.
"..." Wang Shichan's originally harmonious facial muscles twitched slightly.
"I don't need you to do anything? You don't need to protect me at night anymore." Nie Bufan sighed, "Always delaying your rest time, I really feel sorry, this book will be used as compensation."
Wang Shichan looked at him for a long time, and finally collected the scriptures suspiciously.
"Okay, that's it. You can continue to go invisible now, I'll go back first." Nie Bufan took a few steps and then stopped, "By the way, the chickens around the village, please take care of them. It's a disaster for being let go."
Wang Shichan nodded: "I promised, I will definitely do it."
Looking at the back of Nie Bufan's departure, he suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart. He used to enjoy loneliness very much. He was at ease by himself, with the Buddha in his heart, calm and without contention. But since coming to Jiwo Village, the surroundings have been full of noise, especially Nie Bufan, who is unruly and laughs at heart. I still remember that day when he shouted on the mountain peak: "I am the king of Jiwo Village", like a child, pure and clean. Obviously, he is a perverse and vulgar generation, but it reveals a kind of independent and vulgarity.
This is the most special person Wang Shichan has encountered in his life. Therefore, even if he was urged or tricked by him, he couldn't produce any anger, and even faintly tolerated.
Every night next to him, I can always hear him talking with animals, like educating a child, with an inexplicable warm tone.
Now he suddenly said that he didn't need to protect him anymore, Wang Shichan suddenly felt that something was missing. He didn't know, this emotion was called-loss.
After dinner, after freshening up, Bufan Nie probed his head at the door of the room, and then whispered to the little monkey on his shoulder: "Wukong, go in and help me see the situation. If there is a bad guy, you will come back and let me know." /
Wu Kong waved his paw, and a few jumps disappeared at the door of the room.
Nie Bufan squatted by the door, tilting his head to pay attention to the situation inside.
At this moment, a black shadow suddenly appeared above his head, covering him. He didn't lift his head, just whispered: "It's really dark clouds, even the moonlight is gone."
There was a grunt from above.
Nie Bufan paused, stood up slowly, and patted the clothes as if he was okay, then he held the door frame with one hand, and suddenly flashed into the room, hooking the door of the house and preparing to close.
One hand rests on the door panel and makes a "pop".
Nie Bufan smiled at the visitor: "Li Si, you are here."
"Hmph." Li Yi glared at him, strode into the room, and closed the door smoothly.
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