Bird Dude Nie Bufan: 4 the thief of resistance
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After returning from the chicken house village, Zhang Junshi didn't sleep well for a few days. When he closed his eyes, he felt a group of chickens jumping in his head, almost demon-struck. In the daytime, as soon as I heard a chicken cry, I couldn't help but look around vigilantly, for fear that a chicken suddenly popped out of a few shops. The two guys also had lingering fears about the chicken nest village. When they talked with people they knew, their tone was mixed with exaggerated horror and endless admiration.
Thanks to the big mouths of the two guys, the name of Jiwo Village spread quickly within a short period of time. The biggest impression was that there were countless chickens there, but only one person lived there.
So the thief came.
Adhering to the belief that it is a fool to take advantage and not steal a good chicken, I was fully prepared this night and entered the chicken nest village alone in the dark.
Then... there is no more.
There is a saying in the art of war, knowing oneself and knowing that the enemy will never end in battle. This night, he made a serious mistake of paralyzing and blindly underestimating the enemy, so that the moment he stepped into the chicken nest village, his tragic ending was doomed. Before he touched the side of the chicken coop, he was overwhelmed by a tuo of fighting chickens. He didn't even have time to ask for help. He fell into the grass cuttings in an instant...
"So courageous! Dare to come to our chicken coop village to steal chickens?" Nie Bufan hung up a pajama, straddled on the bed, folded his hands on his chest, and looked down at the poor Xiao Xiao lying on the ground.
"Uncle forgive me, it's a kid who has eyes but doesn't know Taishan!" Xiao Xiao almost cried. He was holding a messy chicken coop, his eyes were blue, and there was still some peculiar yellow and white thing on his face. Wearing a leaky outfit that is more beggar than a beggar, well, a quarter of an hour ago, it should still be intact, it is as pitiful as it is.
"My uncle hates Xiao Xiaoxiao the most, you say, how did this end?"
Speaking, the fighting chickens around listening collectively shouted.
Xiao Xiao shivered, and said in a trembled voice: "If you want to kill, you have to scrape the ears, just keep me away from these chickens."
Nie Bufan touched his chin, and then nodded for a while: "Well, if you admit your mistakes and have a good attitude, I will punish you to stay and serve in the chicken nest village until our chicken brothers and sisters are satisfied."
Xiao Xiao's face was full of horror, and she shouted: "Please forgive me, uncle! You should give me a happy one!"
"Isn't this fun enough? I asked you to help raise chickens, but I didn't want you to do it, chickens!"
Xiao Xiaomo said with tears: "I...I...Can I go home and see my old mother, can I be alone with her?"
Nie Bufan said contemptuously: "Don't think I don't know, you are an orphan, and you want to lie to me, let you sleep with Ms. Hua tonight."
Xiao Xiao's eyes widened, and then said dejectedly: "So you know it, then I'll admit it."
Nowhere would Nie Bufan know him. He was just a swindle of him. He didn't expect that he was right.
He said proudly: "Don't think I don't know what you are fighting. Pay attention, you know that every chicken in our village has a stunt, and some can travel thousands of miles every day! Do you want to escape? You can catch you in the blink of an eye Come back."
Xiao Xiao's face was full of disbelief.
Nie Bufan waved his hand: "Brother Ying, show his hand."
As soon as I finished speaking, I saw a black chicken spreading its wings and swishing to the beam of the room. The speed was really like a gust of wind and lightning.
Xiao Xiao's face was dull. It took a long time to cry: "I admit it, I really admit it, you are a chicken god!"
"Very good!" Nie Bufan folded his legs and said with an aura, "From now on, you will be the sinful servant in Jiwo Village. My uncle gave him the name "Chicken Servant"."
Xiao Xiao cried a face and begged: "I have a name, and my name is ‘earthbump’."
"Bah, bah, it's unlucky, we live under the mountain, you dare to call it a landslide!"
"Then...that's okay to call me Xiaotu."
"Chicken servant and chicken steward, you choose one."
"..." Xiao Xiao grieved like a little daughter-in-law who had been turned, and said sadly, "I think the name Chicken Servant is very good, very good."
So, the second human was finally ushered in in the jico village.
A few days later, it was the day when Zhang Junshi came to collect the chickens. When he led the two men to the chicken coop village again last time, all he saw were lying dead. It turned out that in the past few days, several thieves were recruited in Jiwo Village. Without exception, all of them were killed in battle.
Zhang Junshi took the two servants and walked carefully to Nie Bufan's residence. When he saw him, he asked, "What's the matter?"
Nie Bufan looked over there and said casually: "They were all here to steal chickens. One of them was not convinced after he was caught, and he found a few accomplices to smash the place, and that was it."
"You... did you deal with it alone?" I can't tell, this kid still has a special skill.
Nie Bufan waved his hand and said: "No, no, didn't I say it earlier? I have a bodyguard."
Zhang Junshi's image of Flower Girl Yingwei immediately appeared in his mind...
"Cough, let's not talk about this, this time I will collect the chicken and bring you some daily necessities by the way."
"Oh?" Nie Bufan's eyes lit up, and he took over the things the guy had brought over, including tableware, tea cups, bedding, clothing, etc.
"San Gongzi, thank you so much, you are a good man, I am thinking about buying it." Then he beckoned to the two guys and asked them to help carry it into the backyard.
Zhang Junshi turned a deaf ear to the name "Zhang San" and followed Nie Bufan into the house. This time it was messier than last time, and the bed was decorated with feathers. With lessons learned, he never dared to sit anymore, he was also very vigilant, and he was determined not to make a fool of himself.
At this time, Nie Bufan brought a basket of eggs from the back room and smiled: "The courtesy is going to come and go, this will count as my return."
Zhang Junshi didn't care much at first, but he stopped immediately after a glance. He pointed to the basket and asked hesitantly: "This is... an egg?"
Nie Bufan nodded and laughed: "Although it looks a little special, it is definitely an egg produced in our village."
Well, Zhang Junshi originally wanted to collect some eggs, but now it seems that he still underestimates the fright that this person in front of him brought him.
I saw dozens of eggs in the basket. They were large and small, and the small ones looked like bird eggs. The big ones were as big as a slap. It was hard for him to imagine what kind of chickens were born. Not only that, some eggs have markings, dots, and lines, which are quite artistic.
Zhang Junshi carefully picked up one, looked carefully, and said leisurely: "Can you take me to the place where they lay eggs?"
"Of course, please come with me." Nie Bufan greeted enthusiastically and led him to a somewhat dilapidated house. Compared with the stone cave I saw last time, this chicken house is much more normal. You can hear the noise of chickens inside when you walk outside the door.
Nie Bufan opened the door and asked Zhang Junshi to go first. As soon as he stepped in, the chickens around stopped abruptly, and there was a strange silence in the chicken coop.
Zhang Junshi stopped stiffly, and looked carefully at the situation inside, only to see a large group of hens staring at him straightforwardly, brooding, walking, grinding mouth, flapping wings, lying down... All were in a static state, as if someone had pressed the pause button.
"What's wrong?" Nie Bufan held out his head and looked around.
As soon as the hens saw Nie Bufan, they immediately resumed their actions and continued to do their own things. There was a chuckle, as if everything was an illusion just now.
Zhang Junshi immediately felt that the heart he had just hung fell back to its original place, and walked in with ease. Originally in his capacity, these things were handled by his own guys, but I don’t know what mentality he was in. He could not help but want to come and explore, just like looking for abuse...
Looking around pretending to be calm, Zhang Junshi really found that a lot of characteristic eggs were vaguely visible in a haystack. He even saw a cobblestone-sized egg exposed behind a hen who had just stood up.
It's really a chicken...
Zhang Junshi's outlook on life has a tendency to be subverted again.
Nie Bufan smiled embarrassedly: "Don't look at these eggs a bit strange, they taste absolutely good."
Is this just "a bit" peculiar? Whose chickens lay such a variety of eggs, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Zhang Junshi would definitely not believe this fact.
However, he doesn't doubt the taste very much. The chicken I picked up from here last time is several times more delicious than before, and the store has also gained a lot of popularity.
He hesitated for a while, and said: "Well, this time I will collect a hundred eggs and go back and try."
"Okay!" Nie Bufan turned and shouted outside, "Ji Mu, Ji Mu."
Chicken breast? When Zhang Junshi was puzzled, he saw a slender man in his twenties running over and smiling: "Come on, Lord, what's your order?"
Nie Bufan pointed to Zhang Junshi and said: "The third son Zhang wants to buy some eggs, you go to the side to sort a basket."
"No problem, this is going."
Zhang Junshi curiously asked: "This is?"
"Oh, I'm also a thief, but I have a good attitude. After being caught, I changed my mind and decided to help here and pay for my crime."
Zhang Jun Wururan, was silent for a while before saying: "Recently, there are often thieves here?"
"Fortunately, there are only a few, mostly suppressed."
Zhang Jun can't help but feel sympathy, these thieves are so confused that they came to the chicken coop village to steal!
At this moment, two embarrassed guys came over.
Zhang Junshi asked: "What's wrong with you?"
"I was besieged when I went to catch the chicken just now..." the guy said angrily.
"Haha." Nie Bufan laughed heartlessly.
Zhang Junshi turned his head and looked at Nie Bufan.
"Well, I'll let the chicken servant cage you later."
The two guys were relieved.
"The smell here is too strong, let's go back to the house and rest."
Zhang Junshi backed his hands and nodded noncommittal. After returning to Jiwo Village, there was no problem at all, and he was quite proud.
"Girls, stay well. If you have anything you want to eat, look for it yourself. Give birth when you want to give birth. Don’t give birth when you don’t want to give birth. Just do it yourself."
Zhang Junshi stunned, turned his head and cast a complicated look at the chickens......
Slap! A tuft of warm stuff suddenly fell on his head, and Zhang Junshi stiffened for a while. When he looked up, he saw a spotted chicken squatting on the beam of the room, lowering his head and smiling at him yinly.
The two guys covered their mouths and opened their eyes wide.
Zhang Junshi gritted his teeth and said: "Why are there chickens on the beam?"
Nie Bufan glanced at him sympathetically, patted him on the shoulder, and said with relief: "Anything is possible, please be sorry."
Zhang Jun was really frantic and walked out with a blank expression on his face.
Why is he always hurt? Does he have to bring some souvenirs back every time? This is not scientific!
He was finally convinced that he came here to look for abuse, that is to look for abuse!