Bird Dude Nie Bufan: 64 Offensive and Defensive Alliance
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When he woke up the next day, Nie Bufan found that he was lying on his bed, his body was refreshed, and there was no other discomfort except for some soreness.
Sunlight came in from the window, and Wang Shichan was sitting by the window reading a book, and the sun reflected a halo on him, like the light of Buddha illuminating all living beings.
Nie Bufan said lazily: "Brother Wang, you brought me back?"
Wang Shichan nodded casually.
"So, did you see what happened last night?" Nie Bufan narrowed his eyes.
Wang Shichan nodded again.
Nie Bufan sat up suddenly, and said dissatisfied: "Then why don't you come to the rescue?"
"You guys are totally forgetting me in the battle. I don't seem to show up."
"So you hide from the beginning and see the end?"
"I haven't seen the end from the beginning, I count the stars on the roof most of the night."
"Count the stars?" Nie Bufan narrowed his eyes and condemned: "Should you not break into the room to catch the rape, and by the way, scold me for being slutty, shameless, yin, yin, chaos, no bottom line?"
"Actually," Wang Shichan closed the book with a flat tone, "I always think that there is a title that suits you well."
"What?"
"The evil barrier."
"..."
Nie Bufan buried his head in the quilt. Sometimes he really felt that Wang Shichan’s ability to control* and emotions had reached the point of perfection. When he wanted to clear his heart, he was absolutely ignorant, and he never stood up when he wanted to be beastly. Never mind when nothing happens, never hesitate when it is time to break the precept.
To live so chic! Nie Bufan sighed secretly.
Last night’s fierce battle is really unbearable. I just assume it didn’t happen. If Li Yi knows that he hooked up with his brother, wouldn’t it be crazy?
Unfortunately, Nie Bufan did not succeed in erasing his criminal deeds after all. There are eyeliners everywhere in Jiwo Village...
Li Yi and others did not guard the rabbit in Xishan City, and immediately understood that Nie Bufan had run away again. Fortunately, they received the Feiji Biography of Tiannv Nineteen, knowing that Nie Bufan had already returned to Jiwo Village, and hurried back.
As soon as they met, Li Yi rushed towards Nie Bufan fiercely, and Nie Bufan ran away. Naturally, he can't run Li Yi, who is a martial artist, but he has chickens to cover him. He saw piles of chickens pouring in from all directions, from the sky and the earth, wrapping Nie Bufan round and round, not only around him, but also on his body, he was like a chrysanthemum blooming extremely arrogantly.
Li Yi has nowhere to go, so he can only shoot fierce eyes through the flock of chickens.
"Come out!" Li Yi drank coldly.
"No." Nie Bufan was buried in the chicken pile, showing a face from the gap, making a strange look at Li Yi.
The corners of Li Yi's mouth twitched, wondering whether to laugh or to be angry.
Their movement attracted the onlookers of other people in Jiwo Village, most of whom reported a good attitude of gloating.
At this moment, Zhang Junshi walked over and reluctantly persuaded: "Come out, Brother Li won't do anything to you."
Nie Bufan squinted at Li Yi, distrustful from his hair to his chin, and pointed out: "Look at his face, full of anger and murderous aura, where does it look like'not doing anything'? "
Zhang Junshi and the others all looked at Li Yi.
Li Yi's expression was stiff, his muscles jittered, and he took a few deep breaths before reluctantly adjusting his facial expressions, trying to be amiable: "Okay, I just scared you just now, what can I do to you?"
Nie Bufan still doubted: "You are like a weasel like this."
Li Yi is about to have another attack, Zhang Junshi quickly stopped, and said to Nie Bufan: "Don't make trouble, come out soon. The sun is going to set later, can you bury it for a lifetime?"
Nie Bufan retracted into the chicken pile, humming a few times without moving.
Zhang Junshi pulled Li Yi, and while walking towards Nie Bufan’s house, he shouted: "We will wait for you at your house, and we will come back when we have enough."
Nie Bufan waved his hand when they saw that they were really gone, and the chickens immediately retreated like a tide, quickly revealing him.
He squatted on the ground, looking at the sunset, brewing a melancholic artistic atmosphere alone...
Li Yidang walked to the door of Nie Bufan's house and saw Li Huai standing beside him with a trance expression.
"Is he better?" Li Yi asked.
Li Huai nodded and replied in a low voice, "It's all right."
"That's good." Li Yi didn't say more, just about to move, suddenly stopped and looked at Li Huai with a sharp gaze.
Li Huai was a little frightened when he was seen, and hurriedly said: "I'm going back to the house first."
"Wait." Li Yi stopped, "How is your disease good? When will it be good?"
Just now he met Si Chenyu, Shen Muran and others, and their faces were still obviously sick. There is no reason that Li Huai will heal faster than them.
"I...I got better yesterday." Li Huai's eyes wandered, and everything that happened last night appeared in his mind involuntarily, his face was a little hot.
"How good?" Li Yi's tone gradually became cold.
Li Huai lowered his head and did not answer, constantly wondering what reason to use for prevarication.
Who would know that there was a string of shrill laughter above the head: "Hahaha, I know, ask me, ask me."
A few people looked up and saw a colorful rooster standing on the roof, scratching their heads at them. It was a hero.
"Tell me, what happened yesterday." Li Yi hugged his chest and waited.
Li Huai's face changed slightly and stared at it fiercely.
The hero ignores Li Huai's eye-swords and sings excitedly as if singing: "Brother chicken goes out, one is the best, the night battle against the heroes, you kill him."
It danced with arms and legs, one side of its wings pointed towards Si Chenyu who was coming here, and the other side pointed its wings towards Li Huai, whose face was blue.
Sometimes I really feel that this only talking mutant chicken is too talented.
Everyone looked strange. Apart from Li Yi, Si Chenyu was also angry. Last night, Nie Bufan put him down, but ran with Li Huai over the storm! Simply unforgivable!
"Hahaha." The hero laughed again.
Li Yi said coldly: "One for two? Who else besides him?"
He pointed to his brother.
The hero was silent for a while, looked around for a week, suddenly squeezed his body, and said in a weird tone: "'Huh, do you know this king is great this time?'"
Then changed his tone again, afraid to say: "'You are amazing! You are amazing!''Ah...ah...' (stretched vibrato)"
Change into the trivial stream again: "'Dare you still say that this king is not good?'"
"'Okay, you are special!''Hmm...ah...ah...'"
With a whistle, a folding fan flew into the air, knocking the screaming wretched chicken down from the roof, only to see the feathers flying, and disappearing to the other side of the house with the hero's tragic scream.
Everyone focused their eyes on Si Chenyu, and the scene fell into a weird silence.
Si Chenyu's face was black and blue, and he couldn't wait to eat the chicken alive. He has never been so embarrassed in his life. The entanglement with Nie Bufan in the treasury was actually seen by this ghost chicken, so he could not die at this time to promote it, and he learned so uniquely, wonderfully, and uniquely. Xiao!
He regrets it. He didn't call himself "the king" so much. Why did he forget about it when he got excited? This will pretend that passersby can't do it!
"Huh? What are you all gathering here for?" When the atmosphere stagnated, Nie Bufan's leisurely voice came.
Everyone looked at him together, and their eyes seemed to be looking at some heinous sinner.
Nie Bufan took a look at himself, tore off a few feathers from his head, and asked in doubt: "Although my current image is a bit unsightly, I shouldn't be despised by you as such?"
"Nie, Bu, Fan!" Li Yi moved to Nie Bufan's side, picked him up and rushed into the house.
The others follow immediately.
Throwing people on the bed, Li Yi said fiercely: "How many more do you want to hook up?"
Nie Bufan looked blank: "What? Who did I hook up with?"
Zhang Junshi coughed and said, "You should ask him, in the chicken coop village, which one he didn't hook up with?"
"I am absolutely innocent." Shen Muran immediately expressed his position, because the goddess Nineteen was looking at him with suspicion. Not only was the goddess, but everyone else expressed suspicion, as if not being hooked up was a very spiritual thing.
Shen Muran wanted to cry without tears. In Ji Wo Village, a straight man turned out to be abnormal.
"I think," Zhang Junshi touched his chin and muttered, "In the future, it is necessary to carry out closed management of Jiwo Village. No young talents should be put in, so as not to be attacked by the village chief."
"Agree." Li Yi, Si Chenyu and even Li Huai nodded.
"I disagree!" Nie Bufan protested, "You are rebelling and usurping my supreme rights as the head of Jiwo Village."
Zhang Junshi ignored him and continued to say to everyone: "In addition, he must not be allowed to leave the chicken coop village casually in the future. At least one person beside him must be watching."
"Agree." The others continued nodding.
"I disagree." Nie Bufan stood on the bed and shouted, "My personal freedom cannot be deprived so ruthlessly by you!"
Everyone continued to ignore him, discussing various details and precautions with serious expressions, and reached a harmonious offensive and defensive alliance in front of him. From now on, a certain evil obstacle can only shake its hair under the supervision of everyone. As long as there is any sign of derailment, it must be quickly and accurately killed in the cradle. Rotating bed offensives has become an indispensable means of punishment.
Nie Bufanyin: "Are you still wearing a collar or something around my neck?"
"Attention." Zhang Junshi responded with a smile.
Nie Bufan ran in tears, hugged him and said: "Zhang Sanjun, you can't do this."
"If you don't take you seriously, we are really exhausted." Zhang Junshi looked compelled.
Nie Bufan looked at other people again, hoping to ask for help. As a result, everyone had an iron-faced and ruthless appearance towards him, let alone Wang Shichan, who had always been quiet and inaction. He finally deeply felt the bleakness of the rebellion.
It was so lonely as snow, there was nowhere to tell.
Everyone had calculated well in their hearts, but unfortunately they still miscalculated the extent of Nie Bufan's harm. What makes him really maddening is that he can always commit heinous crimes inadvertently. Everyone in Jiwo Village overlooked one thing, or didn't expect that, after only a few days away from the village, someone would add a lot to his great achievements, which is still a strong presence.