Bird Dude Nie Bufan Chapter 92: Enchanting seaweed soup
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The river crab crawled...The national division was successfully attacked... Village Chief Nie was caught in the wind and waves...
The Jellyfish successfully arrived at Lianqing at nightfall.
The big ship was leaning on the shore. After Taiyan arranged the affairs, he went to find Fan Luo and Nie Bufan, and wanted to invite them to have a meal ashore.
After knocking for a long time, the hatch reluctantly opened a gap, revealing half of a cryptic face in the gap, a bunch of tangled hair hanging in front of the face, eyes under the hair flickering, slender fingers Climbing on the edge of the door, scratching back and forth with his nails, creating a grind noise, adding a strange atmosphere to this dim and quiet environment.
"What's the matter?" Nie Bufan asked in a gloomy tone.
"Uh..." Tai Chi replied suspiciously, "The boat has docked, do you want to eat something?"
Nie Bufan stared at him for a long time, then stretched out a bare hand tremblingly, grabbed his sleeves, and said tremblingly: "Trouble, get me a suit first."
"Clothes?" Tae Yan's gaze unconsciously peeked behind the door through the crack of the door, trying to see what the scene was hidden by the door.
Nie Bufan closed the door tighter again, and said sneakily: "What are you looking at? Haven't you seen what a man without clothing looks like?"
"Cough." Taeyan touched his nose, and said without a smile, "Okay, I'll ask someone to give you a set..."
Before the words were finished, the hatch closed with a "bang", and Tai Yan didn't react and froze in place, but after a while, the hatch opened again. This time it was still a seam, but there was no head, only a scissor hand shaking, and then someone's vague voice: "Two sets, we need two sets!"
Taeyeon left inexplicably, curiosity in his heart bubbling like a fish with asthma. With Fan Luo's character, sleeping in the same room with others is an amazing thing in itself, let alone sleeping "unclothed"? What is their relationship? What did you do in the room?
In order to find out the truth, Taiyan personally brought two sets of clean clothes over and knocked on the door: "Master of the National Normal University, Master Wei, the clothes are here."
He has made plans. As soon as the door is opened, he will "accidentally" stumble, then "bump" on the door and "fall" into the room.
Simulating for a moment in my mind, the door finally opened with a creak. Tai Yan's spirit was shocked, and he fell sideways to the hatch, with a "boom", the half-human weight was on the door panel, and the hatch did not move at all!
Taeyan looked puzzled, and pushed hard, the door remained motionless, and it remained ajar firmly.
Is it stuck? Tae-yeon continued to push without believing in evil, but still had no response.
At this moment, a chilly voice came: "Brother Tai, what are you doing? Test the strength of this door?"
Taiyan paused for a while, and then realized that his behavior was a bit lacking. He straightened his posture and turned to look at Nie Bufan, revealing an aristocratic smile and said: "The clothes are here, do you see if they fit? "
Nie Bufan didn't take the clothes immediately. Instead, he glanced up and down at him with searchlight-like eyes, until the other person's smile was distorted and then he slowly retracted, took the clothes, thanked him, and closed the door.
Tae Yan looked at the hatch entangledly, but still couldn't find out, what a pity!
What the **** is going on with the door just now——Behind the closed hatch, a row of chickens are standing right next to the door, guarding against them...
Nie Bufan, who was neatly dressed, embarked on the boat and embarked ashore with a bright smile as always. Fan Luo, who followed behind him, walked lightly, with spring in his eyes, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly, his whole person was like a peony sprayed with morning dew, wicked and unparalleled.
Tae Yan felt that the two of them were a little dazzling, and the gloomy night could not conceal the light of their spike fireflies.
While leading people to the shore, Tai Yan introduced: "There is only a small village here. Although the conditions are a bit simple, the food is not bad. Then I will ask the two generals to take a look."
"I'm very'attentive'." Nie Bufan said with his back on his back, "It doesn't matter if you have thick tea or light rice, but fish soup stock is acceptable."
Fan Luo said: "The Lord of the Second Island said "Jiangyu"!"
Nie Bufan glanced at him seriously, and said seriously: "Do you think I have a bad ear? I am a person who is both'attentive' and able to'commit', flexible and easy to move forward and backward. This is the highest state of life. Of course, with your understanding, you probably won’t understand."
Fan Luo and Tai Yan were silent.
Don’t try to correct someone’s mistakes and outlook on life. There are only two results, one is to be mad; the other is to be completely brainwashed, and never return to the fundamentals.
Lianqing is located in a remote area, almost isolated from the mainland. Except for waterways, land transportation is very inconvenient. It is not marked on the map of Tangguo. It only serves as a temporary transit point for general sea ships to temporarily stop.
People from Qiyu Island travel between the two places all year round and are familiar with the fishermen here. They even funded the fishermen to build a stockade open to the outside world to provide water, food, and accommodation for passing sea merchants.
Several people were welcomed into the stockade, arranged a room, and then had a meal together.
Nie Bufan's chicken ran out of sight as soon as it got ashore, and seemed to be bored on the boat. In the end, only Wukong remained by his side.
The servant put the hot meals on one by one, and everyone was tired and hungry on the journey, and they didn't make extra polites, so they started to enjoy the chopsticks.
Nie Bufan distributes food to Wukong first, and then eats it himself.
But after only two bites, he put his chopsticks into the bowl and drank: "Poisonous!"
The expressions of Taiyan, Fan Luo and others changed. The former was somewhat skeptical, but the latter was sure.
Although Nie Bufan is often unreliable, he will never make jokes about important things.
Fan Luo stood up quickly and stared at Tai Yan seriously.
Taeyan frowned and looked around for a week, keenly aware that there was something wrong with the faces of several fishermen not far away, so he quickly ordered to investigate the situation.
However, the subordinate fell down without warning as soon as he took a few steps.
Before Tai Yan was shocked, he saw other people in the hall also fainted one after another. There was a ping-pong-pong noise, and the scene suddenly fell into panic.
"What's the matter?" Taeyan shouted angrily, and his brain felt dizzy.
At this moment, a fisherman was dragged in and fell to the ground. He cried and said, "I'm sorry, second master, we are really forced to do so!"
"What's the last resort?" Tae Yan asked with gritted teeth trying to resist the drug.
"A group of pirates came to our village a few days ago. They took away women and children and forced us to help them rob the merchant ships."
Tai Yan slapped the table abruptly, and said angrily: "Pirates? What pirates are so bold and dare to rob the ships of Qiyu Island?"
The fisherman was trembling, unable to speak.
Taiyan looked around, only five or six people were still standing, including Fan Luo and Nie Bufan.
He waved his hand and told the rest to return to the ship immediately. But as soon as the order was given, a group of men dressed in various ways poured into the village.
"Hahaha..." The black-faced rough man headed by laughed arrogantly, "I finally caught a big fish this time!"
Tae Yan stared at him coldly.
"Don't look at me like that, I'm not afraid." The rough man said leisurely, "After we finish this ticket, we will run away. The sea is vast, and if you have the ability to Qiyu Island, you won't be able to catch us."
"Okay, very good." Tai Yan sneered, "I want to see if you really escaped from the Qiyu Island Tianluodinet."
"I'm afraid you won't see it." The rough man stepped on the stool and laughed triumphantly.
Speaking, he waved: "Guys, come on! Tied them all up to Lao Tzu, shut them in batches, and throw them into the sea tomorrow together to feed the fish."
"Boss, why not just go straight..." A wretched-looking guy leaned in and made a cut gesture.
The rough man waved his hand and said, "They are all sea merchants. It is most suitable for them to die in the sea. How can a person like Lao Tzu not perfect them?"
"The boss is wise." I gave a thumbs up.
A group of pirates rushed towards Taeyeon and others shouting.
Several people who were caught the narcotics fought hard to resist, but could not restore the situation, and were eventually taken down one by one.
At this moment, the rough man suddenly noticed the gloomy Fan Luo, and his eyes widened, showing his coveting color.
A few steps walked to Fan Luo's side, touched his chin and looked up and down, and said: "What a rare beauty, it seems a pity to kill."
Fan Luo's eyes flashed sharply, his fists clenched tightly. He was born in a family, has he ever suffered such treatment? How can you tolerate such a look? I thought that the two island owners of Qiyu Island would be escorting them, and there would be no danger along the way, but I did not expect to be planted in the hands of a group of pirates!
Taiyan was obviously also in anger, consciously losing face and wishing to kill these people immediately.
Seeing Fan Luo staring at him, the rough man's eyes were even more tickling. He couldn't help reaching out his hand, wanting to adjust.
At this moment, a bowl of enchanting seaweed soup was poured from the sky, and Fan Luo was poured straight, the seaweed hung his head and face, instantly ruthlessly destroying his beauty.
"What the hell?" The rough man returned to his senses, looking at the beauty turned into a sea-headed beauty, becoming angry from anger.
"It's this... this kid." A pirate pointed carefully at Nie Bufan, who was re-bound and holding an empty bowl in his hand.
"Do you want to die?" The rough man stared at Nie Bufan fiercely.
Nie Bufan said innocently: "I'm so hungry. I just wanted to drink some soup. As a result, your subordinates were so rude that I spilled the soup, which is a waste."
"You're a liar!" The rough man roared viciously, and then ordered, "Okay, put them all in jail, let's count the spoils, and leave here tomorrow morning."
Such an interruption wiped out the lust.
Fan Luo looked at Nie Bufan with a relaxed look through the cracks of the kelp. He smiled back in time, his eyes soft.
I don't know why, his anxiety just now calmed down...
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