Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 135: A pink koan

After seeing the return, the old man looked up to the sky and laughed wildly. The laughter stopped abruptly at the peak, and then said to the old guy Senran: "I went to your alchemist sect twice for your sake. It was the first time I heard that you were expelled from the alchemist by Xu Fu. The door and the wall are gone, and the second time I can't find you again. For hundreds of years, I thought that you have been reincarnated, but I never thought that God would have eyes and let me find you before the reincarnation... Hahahaha..." Finished After that, the old man laughed wildly again.

After the old man's laughter stopped, Gui Bugui blinked his eyes and said with a smile: "I know you can't bear my old man, Lao Lei, you are five or six hundred years old, the real old man Rui. It's been so many years since the trivial matters between us have passed. It's almost done. Is this good or not, my old man will get you an immortality pill. But whether it can be digested or not depends on Lao Lei's fortune..."

"Bah!" Before he could finish speaking, the old man spat out a mouthful of sticky phlegm on the old guy's face. This wet phlegm had the power of thunder and lightning in it, spit it on Fugui's face, and directly beat him back a few steps. After waiting to stand still, he was still twitching.

After enduring the nausea and wiping the sticky phlegm, the old man has already scolded the street: "You **** dare to say this! It's not because of the elixir, and I won't bother with you. Which **** took the aphrodisiac and lied to me that it was the elixir of life at the birthday banquet of Our Lady of Huashan? Later I found out that you only gave me to that one after you received twelve of Our Lady of Huashan's Tongzhi Herbs. The four hundred and sixty-year-old Our Lady of Mount Hua. We both worshipped Brother Zhuzi! Did you worship Brother Zhuzi like that?"

Bai Wuqiu is like listening to a story. After listening to the old man's words, he didn't forget to ask the ending: "What happened next? What happened to you and the 460-year-old Our Lady of Mount Hua?"

"What else can I do!" After the old man roared, he slumped again in an instant. After sighing, he said with a bit of grief: "I have become the Holy Father of Mount Hua... I have pity on my seventy-two-year-old strong man, because he took the aphrodisiac that the **** will never return, and the old monster was cheap. The same Madonna of Huashan. Return or not! Son of a bitch! It's all you..."

Back then, Kuibuhuizhen and this old man named Lei Zu were brothers. At that time, Kuibugui was more than 200 years old and already well-known, and Lei Zu was only a little monk in his 60s or 70s. Speaking of which, Lei Zu was a generation younger than Gui Bugui. However, the two hit it off at first sight, and they still asked whether they would return or not, and they wanted to become brothers of the opposite **** with this junior who looked like he was only in his twenties and thirties.

At that time, among the monks, there was a female monk with a high level of magic called Our Lady of Mount Hua. It is because the Virgin of Huashan's magic is too strong, and some people gave her the nickname of daughter Xu Fu, but the Virgin of Huashan has never seen the real master Xu Fu in her life.

That year was the 460th birthday of Our Lady of Mount Huashan, and she also specially invited Master Xu Fu. It's just that Xu Fu didn't want to surrender his identity. He immediately claimed that he was ill, and sent Gui Bugui to attend the birthday banquet on his behalf.

In order to show off in front of his brother, the old guy called Lei Zu on purpose. We attended the birthday banquet of Our Lady of Mount Hua together. What I didn't expect was that during the banquet, Our Lady of Mount Hua actually fell in love with Lei Zu, who was only in his twenties. That night, the Virgin's eyes never left Leizu. At the moment, when no one was paying attention, Our Lady of Huashan called Guibugui to her, and the pair of men and women murmured for a long time. At that time, Lei Zu looked strange, what is brother Guibugui doing? Could it be that he met Our Lady of Mount Huashan?

After returning home, he pulled him into a private room without saying a word. Then he carefully took out a thumb-sized green pill from his bosom, immediately took the pill in his hand, and said to Lei Zu: "Brother, you can be considered to have picked it up today. My master Xu Fu gave the Virgin of Huashan as a gift. An elixir of immortality, I can't think of that **** who doesn't know the product, and asked the old man to return this pill. I just thought about it, it's better to return it than cheap brother you. See? This is the elixir of life, you If I eat it, I will be immortal like my brother.”

Lei Zu had long heard that his sworn brother had an immortal body, but now that he saw such a great good thing, he didn't think much of it, plus he drank a few more glasses. According to the explanation of no return, he delivered this medicine pill with the wine around him. When the drug's power hits, he doesn't know anything in the dark before his eyes.

When Lei Zu woke up again, it was already three days later. Lei Zu found himself lying naked on a big bed, and the room was full of a strange smell. At the moment, he casually found a piece of clothes to put on, and walked out of the room with some vain steps.

Inquire about the servants waiting outside, he is still in the cave of Our Lady of Mount Hua. The birthday banquet a few days ago had already ended, and his sworn eldest brother didn't know where he went. The attitude of these servants towards Lei Zu was too good, and he already felt that something was wrong.

Just when Lei Zu wondered what was going on, the old birthday star Huashan Virgin suddenly came over with a smile on his face a few days ago. At the moment, the little bird Yiren was attached to Lei Zu's arms, and when he saw how frightened he looked, he laughed to see how she fell in love with Lei Zu, and then how to use twelve Tongzhi grass to buy it back. Go back, feed him an aphrodisiac. How did the two of them fight for three days and three nights after that, Lei Zu's face was red when he heard it, and he could not wait to find a crack to get in.

At the moment, Our Lady of Mount Hua clearly stated that Lei Zu should be responsible for her 460-year-old yellow-flowered girl. Since this day, Lei Zu has been staying in the cave of Our Lady of Huashan. The servants here are called Huashan Holy Father, and the Huashan Virgin is also good to Lei Zu. In addition to the daily love of the bed, he began to teach his style of magic.

At the moment, I don't know if I'm afraid of Lei Zu's poor physical strength. Our Lady of Huashan eats all kinds of heavenly and earthly treasures for the Holy Father of Huashan, plus her own hands-on teaching. For more than 100 years, Lei Zu's techniques have advanced by leaps and bounds. In addition, he specializes in the technique of attracting lightning, and he has become the first person in the world to attract lightning.

After becoming successful, Lei Zu asked Huashan's mother to leave. After leaving the cave, he went straight to the alchemist sect, and went to find his companion's eldest brother. Unexpectedly, halfway through the road, he met Lei Zu who was preparing to return to the sect. At the moment, Lei Zu, who was full of resentment, found the theory that he couldn't return, and he did it on the spot without speculation.

I didn't expect that Leizu's magic, which had not been seen for more than 100 years, would advance by leaps and bounds, and underestimated the enemy, he lost the first move. He almost lost his life under Leizu's lightning technique. If it wasn't for Xu Fu who had rescued him when he passed by, the old guy would have almost explained it at that time.

After returning to the cave of Our Lady of Huashan, Lei Zu did not slack. He continued to practice magic, and waited until the reincarnation of the Virgin of Huashan. After he took over the cave, he went to the Fangshi Zongmen twice to find the trouble of returning home, but it was the first time I heard that the old guy was expelled from the Zongmen. When I went to find out about the return, the old guy seemed to have disappeared completely, and there was no more news.

Now I see this Lei Zu reappearing in front of me, just in time for the exhaustion of the spells of no return, Wu Mian's body has not recovered, it seems that this time I can't get my nickname right. to be explained.

At the moment, I can only take one step at a time and see whether I return or not. At the moment, he smiled and said to his former sworn brother: "Lao Lei, it's not me who is a brother talking about you, I was also for your own good. Think for yourself, without the words of the Virgin of Huashan, your magic Is it possible to have the current achievements?"

"Then I have to thank you as a big matchmaker?" After Lei Zu roared loudly, Lei Guang, who was unclear in the sky, had already lived together. Seeing that under the words of Lei Zu, the countless thunder and lightning were about to strike. A familiar voice came from the air: "Lei Zu, you underestimate alchemists..."