Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 166: Twin Buddha
In the second half of the night, just when Wu Mian was about to rest, Xi Yingzhen, who went to the county government for a banquet, came back. There was also a strong monk in his thirties who came back with the Great Warlock. These people here did not understand what the Great Warlock meant when he came back with a monk.
Bai Wuqiu couldn't help but said: "Old man, when did you change your hobby? If you brought back a little nun, I would still be able to figure it out, but what does it mean now? When did you get better at it? "
" Nonsense, this little monk won't go away, and he has to worship me as a teacher." At this time, Xi Yingzhen's face flushed red after drinking, and after burping, he continued: "It's this little monk. , delaying the good work of Grandpa Warlock. Tsk tsk... don't you know that the magistrate's little lady is really attractive..."
I was interested when I heard that a monk was pestering Xi Yingzhen to be a teacher. Immediately, he stood up from the map and said to the monk with a smile: "This big monk, you don't know the rules of Grandpa Warlock. His old man only accepts one disciple. If you want to worship at the door of the old man, or wait until his The disciple was kicked out of the door. Either you have to wait until that person has passed away, and if you are not in a hurry, it is not impossible to do it yourself, as long as you don’t get discovered by the elderly...”
"This old benefactor is joking, the monk is not talented, and he is also a monk of the seventh generation. How could it be possible to kill and kill?" When he said this, the monk chanted the Buddha's name, and then continued: "Just now, the monk has The old warlock said that he has become a Buddha with both bones and soul, and he has already shown the light of Buddha. Soon he will enter Shimen and become a generation of eminent monks... Therefore, the monk wants to worship under the master's door. Please also Master is complete..."
"You said that our warlock grandpa is a twin Buddha?" Gui Bugui glanced at the great warlock with some differences, but the old guy had no Buddha affinity, and after looking for a long time, he couldn't see any Buddha light. On the other hand, Xi Yingzhen's body smells of alcohol, and when he thinks of the way he uses a brothel as his home, no matter how he looks at it, he has no relationship with the monk.
After smiling for a while, Guibugui continued to the monk: "Did you make a mistake, monk? Let me say something disrespectful, our warlock grandfather has slept with more brothel girls than you have ever seen. If he can also become a Buddha, then the Buddha predestined by you Shakyamuni will be too easy."
"Namo Amitabha, old donor, you don't know something. Cultivating Buddha is not in the body." The monk folded his hands together, bowed to the west, and continued: "Hasn't the old donor heard the words of putting down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha on the ground? Even the murderer can become a Buddha after having an epiphany, so why can't the master. Self-cultivation is only the last trick, and mind-cultivation is the way..."
If you can't cultivate your body, how can you cultivate your mind? Gui Bugui smiled, but did not say this sentence in his heart. At the moment, he said to the monk: "I don't have the same source of law as the monk, I'm afraid that the more I talk about it, the more confused it is. Since the monk said that the monk's grandfather is a double-body Buddha, then we will recognize him as a double-body Buddha... Silly boy, I'll find you tomorrow. With a brothel, we have to celebrate Grandpa Warlock."
"What are you making fun of? Grandpa Warlock, will I become a monk, he doesn't know, and you don't know?" When he said this, Xi Yingzhen suddenly thought of something, glanced at the monk, and then continued Said: "Little monk, what did you say your name was? Grandpa Warlock just drank too much and didn't remember it."
After the monk performed Buddhist rituals, he said, "The monk's legal name is Yuanhui. He used to be a monk at Jingci Temple in Hangzhou. This time, he came here to seek alms for Buddha's vows. I didn't expect to see a double body like the master in the county office. Buddha."
"Master is the Buddhist monk Yuanhui from Hangzhou?" Guangren, who was about to leave, immediately turned to Yuanhui after hearing the monk's name, and continued, "Master once asked me to send it to Master Xu Fu. To persuade him to enter the book, Guangren has already asked someone to send it over, but I wonder if Master Dafang has received his reply?"
"You are Master Guangren Dafang?" The monk was also startled, and now he saluted again and said, "The monk has been with Master Dafang for a long time, but he didn't recognize Master Dafang, what a sin... Master Xu Fu The reply from the monk has been received. The monk was arrogant at the beginning, and only after reading the reply did he realize that there is a heaven beyond the sky, and I am really ashamed."
When I saw Guangren answering the question, I couldn't help but said to the white-haired Dafang Master, "Master Dafang, do you know this Master Yuanhui?"
Guangren said with a smile: "Master Yuanhui is a monk of the seventh generation, and each generation is a generation of eminent monks. According to Shimen, the ninth generation is a monk, and after having an epiphany, he can incarnate into a Buddha. Now It seems that Master Yuanhui is only one step away from becoming a Buddha."
Seeing that Guangren revealed his identity, the monk decided to retire. Said: "In front of the twin Buddha, how dare a monk say that he is only one step away from the Buddha?" Having said that, the monk Yuanhui chanted the Buddha's name, and then continued to Xi Yingzhen: "If I can meet the twin Buddha today, I will It means that the monk and the master are destined. Unfortunately, the opportunity has not come, and he cannot become the master's disciple. The monk will return to the temple to concentrate on practicing Buddhism. Maybe the next time we meet, the opportunity will come, and we can practice Buddhism before the master..."
After speaking, the monk said goodbye to everyone, and then withdrew from the shop. Seeing Yuanhui's retreating back, Gui Bugui smiled and said to Xi Yingzhen, "Grandpa Warlock, there are monks going to the county government office for alms at night?"
After taking a sip of tea, Xi Yingzhen said: "This monk was invited by the county magistrate to accompany the monk. I heard that he was a high-ranking monk. When he came here for alms, he was recognized. At night, the county magistrate felt that the amount was not enough, so he put He also invited him, but after seeing Grandpa Warlock, the little monk said that he wanted Grandpa Warlock to accept him as his apprentice. It was useless, but he came back here with Grandpa Warlock..."
Hearing what the monk said that he would also take the great warlock as his teacher, Bai Wuqiu suddenly said: "I suddenly think of an interesting thing, think about it. It's a disciple. Guess whether the monk took the old man to recite the scriptures together, or did the old man take the monk to visit the hospital together?"
Without waiting for others to speak, Xi Yingzhen said with a serious expression: "Is this still a guess? It must be Grandpa Warlock, I took the little monk to the brothel to see, that little guy is pitiful. The seventh monk is estimated to be seven I've never seen a woman in my life, so why would Grandpa Warlock take him to see him. The monks themselves said, I don't go to hell, who goes to hell?"
When talking about this, Xi Yingzhen continued to say: "Grandpa Warlock, I have been an alchemist and a Taoist priest. In the former Ming Dynasty, I fell in love with a nun from Buddha Langji, and what did I do for God? A monk for a few days. Grandpa, a warlock, has done everything that should be done and shouldn't, but he can't be a monk."
"That's not necessarily true." At this time, Gui Bugui smiled eccentrically, and then continued: "It depends on whether there are any nuns with water spirits..."
After joking and laughing, everyone returned to the dormitory to rest one after another. The next day, there was news from the county government that the monk Yuanhui who appeared last night had already left the city early in the morning. Judging by his posture, he really planned to return to the temple to practice Buddhism again, and wait for the opportunity for Xi Yingzhen to accept him as a disciple.
After this monk's affair came to an end, everyone began to continue to search for the whereabouts of the Lord, day and night. However, after three months in a row, there was still no trace of the God Lord.
In these days, although abnormal things have been reported in various places. However, they have nothing to do with the Lord of God, and they even used the power of the government to strictly investigate the signs of refining the magical instruments. Unfortunately, in the end there was still no movement.
Three months have passed now, and counting the time, the Lord of God has refined the artifact. Wu Mian and Guibugui were slowly shrouded in a cloud of sorrow, and Guangren and Huohua couldn't sit still. The two of them secretly went to examine the soul of a degenerate god, which was the same as Guibugui guessed. Shen Shen didn't know anything, he just kept begging the two great masters to let him go.
One morning, more than three months later, there was a sound of mourning and crying outside the shop...