Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 201: The mouth that never returns
Bai Wuqiu started to shout because of his drunkenness, and Xiao Ren San, who was already a little drunk, stopped doing it. The little guy jumped on the table and said to the **** man with a flushed face: "Bai Wuqiu, do you still have any dignity... Usually you call our ginseng the third child, who told you that our ginseng is the third one? It doesn't matter if it's big or small... Now you even think about the wine of our ginseng. That's what your father honored our ginseng, you should return it quickly. Otherwise... your father's request is useless, our ginseng is today I must beat you up to make you remember..."
"Don't pretend to be a senior in front of Lao Tzu! I don't want this old guy to be a father today, I don't want my father, I don't want a little uncle, what do I want you to do with a radish! Today I will see you What's so good about this little white face!" As he spoke, Bai Wuqiu poured a pot of wine into his mouth. Then he yelled and smashed the jug on the ground. Immediately, he overturned the table of the Eight Immortals in front of him, and then rushed towards Wu Mian, who was still sitting on the seat as if nothing had happened.
Seeing that the **** man was about to rush in front of Wu Mian, the white-haired man suddenly raised his head and said to Bai Wuqiu, "What are you doing?"
As soon as these words came out, the original wine tasted up, and the chaotic Bai Wuqiu suddenly felt refreshed in his mind. After being stunned for a moment, it looked at the dining room that it had made a mess of itself. Knowing that he was in trouble today, and ignoring Wu Mian at the moment, he turned around and ran outside the Zhizhou Yamen.
Gui Bugui sighed and said to King Yan, "I made your Highness laugh... Alas, if I had known earlier, I wouldn't say anything to the old man and brought this silly boy here..." As he spoke, the old man Following Bai Wuqiu's side, he chased after him all the way.
At this point, it's as awkward as it gets in the dining room. After Wang Yan laughed dryly, he said to Wu Mian and Xiao Ren San: "Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, and the girl who is the king of heaven is also making a lot of trouble, and the two immortals have seen it with their own eyes. ... Speaking of dragging Jin'er's girl, it's not that this king is boasting. The two immortals also saw her appearance with their own eyes. Those who have come to ask for relatives over the years are almost stepping on the door frame. This king has never been willing to send it away. If there can be someone like Wu Mianxian..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw the white-haired man sitting opposite him suddenly smiled strangely, then he made a strange gesture, and then disappeared without a trace in front of him.
"Such a big immortal, still shy..." King Yan laughed at himself, just when he was about to find the Ren San immortal, only to find that it disappeared without knowing when. Finally, at the prompt of Zheng He, I saw that the little thing plunged into the big wine jar of her daughter Hong upside down.
Zheng He put this big wine jar on another table before, and it didn't fall to the ground just now. Xiao Ren San, who had already drank red eyes, paid no attention to the Hundred Wusong who ran out and did not return. When the **** man overturned the table, he had already used the method of escape to the bottom of the wine jar, and then climbed up to the end of the table. plunged into the wine jar...
Looking at the little Ren San who only had two little feet left outside the jar, King Yan gave a wry smile and said, "You guys are optimistic about the Immortal Ren San... If I had known this earlier, this king wouldn't have messed up last night. I've ordered the mandarin duck score... It's a pity, it's a pity... Zheng He, is there any news of the princess dragging Jin'er?"
Zheng He was instructing the little eunuchs to clean up the mess, and when he heard King Yan calling him, he hurriedly walked over and said, "Last night, I ordered to look for the county lord in various places, but there is still no news for the time being. If we find the whereabouts of the county lord. , please show your Highness how to deal with it..."
Remembering the scene where Jin'er broke up with him last night, Zhu Di sighed, and then continued to Zheng He: "Don't be **** this child, just tell it, it's up to it to decide who it wants to marry. , this king is not interfering, as long as it comes back sooner."
"Yes." After Zheng He agreed, he continued: "I'll do it now..."
Just as King Yan was cleaning up the mess, on the official road outside Yangzhou City, Gui Bugui finally caught up with Bai Wuqiu. The old guy grabbed the **** man's sleeve. After he took a few breaths, he said, "Boy, what do you mean by that? At that time, what little **** said that he would die with the old man? Now you Run away, one day my old man has enough to live, who will accompany him to reincarnation?"
"You ask Ren Lao San to accompany you!" Bai Wuqiu had not recovered yet, his eyes widened and he continued to say, "It has been so many years, I have to hold on to anything good. Your uncle and Mr. Ren, I waited for them to have enough to eat and drink before going to drink some soup. I gave everything, why don't you know how to let me? I'm not bad for Mr. Ren's sip of wine, It's almost your uncle's daughter-in-law! You go back and ask him if he will let you go?"
"Silly boy, which eye did you see that your uncle was attracted to that banshee?" Gui Bugui gave a wry smile and continued: "Actually, your relationship isn't complicated, it's just that you are attracted to it. Tuo Jin'er, Tuo Jin'er fell in love with your little uncle, your little uncle fell in love with himself... After the girl left, did he still look at that big girl and little daughter-in-law? Tuo Jin'er looked at him It's just unrequited love for your little uncle, and your little uncle has nothing to do with it..."
Hearing the words of returning home, Bai Wuqiu is still reminiscing about it. Wu Mian really thought that he had never given Tuo Jin'er any good looks, and when he was single-minded towards Niu'er back then, it was completely one heaven and one underground. If it wasn't for the show last night, saying that my little uncle and Tuo Jin'er were interesting, I wouldn't believe it...
Seeing Bai Wuqiu's face softened, Gui Bugui continued: "Stupid boy, don't you understand? Last night it was Yao Guangxiao's plan to alienate the monk. He has long seen the relationship between the two of you. , then deliberately wanted to marry Tuo Jin'er to you, just to make a scene, and then break up the relationship between us. In the end, your little uncle saw through it, and the old man saw through it, but you didn't see it... "
Put the black pot on Yao Guangxiao's head, and Bai Wuqiu felt that it was really the case. Right now it was on the ground, and after thinking for a long time, he still said to Gui Bugui with a sullen face: "Old guy, Tuo Jin'er just doesn't look down on Lao Tzu, so what should Lao Tzu do? You can't just knock it out and take it home to be a wife. right?"
"What are you anxious about?" Seeing that Bai Wuqiu was told by himself, the heart that was hanging over Gui Gui returned to his stomach. Immediately, he patted the **** man on the shoulder, and then continued: "You two are both demons. As long as there are no accidents, it will not be a problem for him to live for 1,800 years. After such a long time, the iron pestle has been ground into an embroidery needle. As long as you go after you, there will always be a day when the melons are ripe. Then the two of you will have a litter of cubs, and I will not go anywhere for the old man, I will bring you little demon cubs at home..."
"Then borrow your auspicious words from the old guy..." Bai Wuqiu smiled happily when he was returned, but after a short while, he began to frown again: "Old guy, you can talk, so can the third child. The worst thing to say is your uncle's little white face... As far as his heart is big, has I scolded his little white face just now? You said a few witty things before and got struck by lightning? Just now I scolded him like that, Can your uncle not take revenge? Don't look at Lao Tzu's rough skin and thick flesh, your uncle only picks on the weak spots..."
"It's just being struck by lightning, what's the big deal?" Gui Bugui smiled and continued: "Look at me, the old man, I'm fine now, how many times have I not been struck by lightning before? Is there something wrong with the old man? No... In fact, being struck by lightning occasionally is also good for physical fitness... To tell you the truth, I have been struck by lightning less and less in recent years. For a few days, I wondered if I would provoke your little uncle and let him hack my old man again..."
Just as the two of them were talking more and more, a pair of Peking officers and soldiers suddenly approached from a distance. Seeing two people squatting on the official road, without saying a word, they rushed over with their weapons in hand.