Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 240: The frightened avatar
Wu Mian smiled in his unique way and said, "In just a few days, Dong Qichao's craftsmanship has improved so much. Is he possessed by Bailixi?"
"Bai Lixi doesn't have this ability." After Gui Bugui handed the invitation card in his hand to Wu Mian, he continued to say slowly: "I don't believe that there are any geniuses in this world, old man. Dong Qichao is borrowing someone else's power..."
Speaking of this, Gui Bugui smiled strangely, and then continued to say to Wu Mian: "How can it be so coincidental? The old man, I broke the relationship between master and apprentice with him, and there is refining monsters there. A leap forward? If I had known this, my old man would have kicked him out."
While talking, Gui Bugui stood up. After the old guy stretched his waist, he continued to say to Wu Mian: "No matter that little bastard, tomorrow is the day when Niu'er canonize the eldest princess. Let's join in the fun. Gao Rubai, what about the silly boy and ginseng? They won't be seen after dinner in the morning."
Gao Rubai, who came over with refreshments, said as he walked: "In the morning, the king of Jiaozhi County paid tribute to ten elephants. His Majesty ordered to patrol the city for a day, and they both went to watch the fun. Passing by the mansion, do you want me to prepare, you and Mr. Wu Mian also see this western scene?"
"What's so good about elephants? I won't join in the fun, old man." When Gui Bugui was speaking, he heard a loud noise from outside the mansion. Then a sound of gongs and drums sounded from a distance, and Bai Wuqiu's broken gong-like voice came from a distance: "You all turn aside... that bitch, pick up the child, don't die. ...The people who watch the lively hide and hide, this big guy rubs you a little, and we'll see you in the next life... Then who's dead child, someone cares and no one cares? Do you and an elephant have thicker legs than anyone else?"
How can I be an elephant slave? Wu Mian and Gui Bugui were stunned for a moment, and then the two of them walked out of the gate and stood at the gate and looked into the distance. I saw a group of elephants appearing among the bustling crowds on the street. Under the care of the soldiers hungry elephant slaves, they walked slowly towards this side.
The leader of the team was sitting on a black boy with five big and three thick. It was Bai Wuqiu who came out to watch the fun. Xiao Ren San was riding on his neck, laughing non-stop.
Wu Mian and Gui Wugui saw some differences. When the elephant team came to the front, Bai Wuqiu, who was sitting on the back of the head elephant, also saw a few people standing in front of the door. Er Lengzi smiled at Gui Bugui and said, "Old guy, did you see it? I originally planned to watch the lively event, but I didn't expect this elephant to recognize me... You don't have to wait for us to have lunch, come on, big Nose to call your grandpa..."
While speaking, Bai Wuqiu patted the elephant on the forehead. This big guy seemed to be able to understand Er Lengzi's words, turned around and bowed in the direction of Wu Mian and Gui Bugui, and then a long cry came out of his mouth, scaring the surrounding people who didn't know what happened and hurriedly dispersed.
After a few laughs, Bai Wuqiu led the elephant team to move forward. At this time, Gao Rubai had already gone to find out why Bai Wuqiu was sitting on the back of the head elephant. He got close to Wu Mian and Gui Bugui and said, "I asked about it, when they were watching the fun just now. Some urchin Xiangxiang team still startled the elephant with firecrackers, and when they were about to hurt people, it was Young Master Bai Wuqiu restrained the shock. Later, the people in Kaifeng Prefecture were worried about what would happen when the elephant team paraded through the streets, so they asked Master Wu Qiu to help them watch the elephant."
"If you can listen to this stupid boy, this elephant also has some spirituality." After Gui Bugui smiled, he looked at the distant elephant team and said to Gao Rubai, "You will find someone to go with them in a while. Tell me, don't play too late, and tomorrow I will go to the canonization ceremony of Princess He Shouchang."
After agreeing, Gao Rubai continued: "Do you want to prepare a shoe gift tomorrow? Do you need me to find some nice jewelry?"
"If you don't mention the old man, I forgot to prepare congratulatory gifts. I have been going to the banquet empty-handed all these years, so I forgot this rule." After returning to Gao Rubai with a smile, he said to Gao Rubai, "You don't have to worry about this. Now, I will personally prepare this gift for the old man. No...you better let that silly boy and Ren San come back early, the silly boy hasn't bathed for half a month, and he is smoking the eldest princess..."
After speaking, Gui Bugui smiled and prepared to return to the house. But just as he stepped over the steps of the gate with one leg, he suddenly thought of something, and then leaned out again to look at the distant elephant team. He muttered something in his mouth, only Wu Mian, who was closest to him, heard the old guy's words: "This is too spiritual..."
When the sun was about to set, Bai Wuqiu and Xiao Ren Sancai returned to the mansion. The two monsters continued to talk about the process of riding an elephant through the street during the day: "Old guy, you have never raised an elephant. You can see that it looks similar to a pig, but it has a long trunk. You will know when you sit on it. It’s different, think about it for yourself, what’s it like to ride a pig, and what’s it like to ride an elephant…”
"Old man, what kind of pig do I have to ride?" After Gui Bugui smiled, he continued: "Silly boy, I heard that you came in and stopped the frightening elephant? I have only heard of the old man who stopped frightening horses before, and they can stop frightening horses. It's the first time I've heard of it."
As soon as I mentioned this, Bai Wuqiu immediately became energetic, and it gestured and said: "A dead child used a small whip to crush an elephant, and the elephant was in a hurry on the spot, and rushed towards the crowd. In the past. At that time, I was by my side, and I rushed up when I saw something wrong. Guess what? The elephant was honest when he saw Lao Tzu. Soldiers won't let Lao Tzu go, I must ride an elephant for a walk in the street..."
Before Bai Wuqiu finished speaking, Gui Bu Gui suddenly interrupted it, and the old guy said, "Did you find that urchin who was still a firecracker later? There was a big accident, so you won't stop looking for him, right? "
"I heard that I was looking for it, but I couldn't find it." At this time, Xiao Ren San said something for Bai Wuqiu. After a pause, the ginseng doll continued: "It was a mess at that time, who even went to see a child? It would be good to save his life. But it is true that we found the broken cannonball, we ginseng saw it with our own eyes. ."
After listening to Xiao Ren San's words, he smiled and did not continue the topic. Speaking of that tomorrow is the day when Niu'er canonize the eldest princess, and I want to bring them both over to join in the fun, Bai Wuqiu frowned and said, "Old guy, there's nothing to say about visiting Niu'er. But what about the eldest princess? What does it have to do with us? Since the girl is the eldest princess, she will be able to grow two more pounds of meat? It's all a stupid thing, what's the point?"
"Since the founding of the Song Dynasty, Niu'er was the first daughter of a vassal king to set up the eldest princess. That is her honor. We have known her for several generations, so we must go over and congratulate her." Gui Bugui smiled. After a while, he pointed to an exquisite brocade box on the table and said, "The gift I chose for her, the old man, is a little bit of our heart."
When Gui Bugui was talking, Xiao Ren San had already opened the brocade box, which contained a finely crafted blond hairpin. The ginseng doll picked up the hairpin and glanced at it, then said, "I'm immortal, our ginseng looks tacky when it's golden, can a girl like it?"
Guibugui smiled and said, "Just a little bit of heart, as long as the heart is there. I also want to give her some magic tools, but the girl can't use it..."
At this time, Li Guangquan came back from outside. After looking at the two people and two demons in front of Yiyan, he walked up to Guibuhui and said, "I've checked out what your old man explained, and the head looks like a monster. But that's not the case. The breath is too thin to explain anything, some spiritual beasts have a little bit of a monster breath, and they can't be called monsters. It's like some people have the talent to cultivate immortals, and they can't be called immortals."