Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 3: Yao Guangxiao
Is this still the most inept ginseng doll in the legend? Doesn't it mean that it can't do anything except drink and go to the kiln? Every time Wu Mian, Gui Bugui and Bai Wuqiu fought with others, it was always the first to escape. Why is this ginseng doll in front of you different from the one in the legend?
When Faming got up from the ground, half of his face was swollen like a cake. After looking at each other with the bhikkhuni beside them, they both knew in their hearts that it was impossible to accomplish what the master explained. In this situation, life is still a priority.
At this moment, the monk, the nun, and the nun started to urge the five elements to escape at the same time. Xiao Ren San giggled when he saw it, and said, "If you kill so many people, you just leave, do you really think there is no retribution?" While speaking, the little guy's body suddenly disappeared.
At this time, Faming and bhikuni's escape method was about to be completed, and Xiao Ren San suddenly appeared in front of Faming. Then a big fireball spewed out of his mouth at his bald head, and the fireball instantly ignited Faming's whole body, turning the monk into a burning man.
At this moment, the bhikshuni's escape method was completed. She disappeared in front of Xiao Ren San in an instant, leaving only the monk Faming who was rolled back and forth in the fire. After the monk screamed a few times, he finally fell to the ground motionless, letting the fire burn his body to charcoal.
"Ren Laosan, did you deliberately let that little girl go? If you knew I had left you, you would have come a step earlier and sent that little girl to go with you." At this time, a gruff voice sounded . Then a **** man came down from the mountain. Glancing at the corpse that was still on fire on the ground, after taking a sip, he continued: "It's rare that I want to roast a sheep tonight, and show you the craftsmanship I learned from the Western Regions. Now I see this roasting person's stand, How can you still be in the mood to roast lamb?"
Xiao Ren San giggled and said, "Big nephew, it's not our ginseng who say you, we are both monsters. Don't you say monsters eat people? Why don't you try the salty taste of this person?"
"Bah! What do you think Lao Tzu is? Lao Tzu is a serious monster!" The **** man had nothing to ask for. Unexpectedly, it was a step too late, just in time to see Xiao Ren San let the bhikkhuni go.
While speaking, Bai Wuqiu looked back at the young man and the seriously injured Mr. Yang, and then continued to say to Xiao Ren San, "Why are there still two people alive? Ren Laosan, your craftsmanship is not good. Ah, I wiped your **** for you, and the two of them took care of you..."
Seeing that the **** man in front of him was about to rush over, the general manager Yang, who was about to faint, suddenly shouted: "Don't be rude to His Royal Highness! Unless you step over Yang Jun's body. "..." After Yang Zongqi, who was already at the end of the shot, roared out, his eyes went black and he fainted on the ground.
This man named Yang Jun was startled and jumped. He glanced at Zongqi, who had fainted on the ground in doubt, and then said to Xiao Ren San, "What does this kid mean? Does it imply that I can do it? Step over him and kill this little white face?"
At this time, the young man smiled softly, then straightened his clothes and walked in front of the two monsters. After giving a deep bow, he said: "Zhu Yunwen, the grandson of the Daming Emperor, has seen two immortals, and Yunwen has entrusted His Majesty the Daming Emperor to come to visit Wu Mian, Gui Bugui, Bai Wuqiu, Ren San and four immortals. At the moment when the imperial power was first established, and the evil monk Yao Guangxiao peeped at him, His Majesty invited four immortals to come out of the mountain to get rid of this evil thief..."
"The grandson? You don't even know how to make up nonsense. There is only a prince in this world. When will another grandson come out?" Bai Wuqiu glanced at the young man in front of him, and continued: " It's not Laozi, I'm talking about you. When it comes to cheating, you are far worse than our Jiao Dalang. Before you cheat people, you should inquire about the market..."
Zhu Yunwen smiled slightly and said: "My father is the current crown prince. My father passed away at the beginning of the year. Thanks to His Majesty's wrong love, Yunwen was established as the crown prince. Because it was established by the next generation, Yunwen was established as the crown grandson." While speaking, the young man took out a silk scroll from his arms, put it in Bai Wuqiu's hands with both hands, and then said again: "This is the handwriting of your majesty to the two immortals Wu Mian and Gui Bugui. Letter, if Bai Xianchang still has doubts, open it and you will know..."
Bai Wuqiu opened the scroll, pretended to read it again, and said with a humming: "Well... um... um... Okay, you follow me to the valley to meet Wu Mian and Laozi. Guys. Go talk to them both..."
"Eldest nephew, when did you know the words? Why don't we ginseng know? Seeing the way you shook your head just now, we ginseng thought there was a black scholar." Seeing Bai Wuqiu's pretentious appearance, Xiao Ren San couldn't help it, giggled, and broke the black big man's trick.
Bai Wuqiu didn't care, after stuffing the scroll into his arms, he carried the fainted President Yang Qi on his shoulders. Then while walking up the mountain, he said to Xiao Ren San, "What's wrong with illiterate? If I know everything, what do you need to do? By the way, didn't Lao Han from the Surabaya ship deliver the goods these days? He's dead. ...It's a pity, I see that others are not bad, and I want brothers Liu Xi and Sun Xiaochuan to promote him again... Didn't he lose anything? I'll have a good baby in my next life..."
Zhu Yunwen was born a nobleman of Tianhuang, and this is the first time he has walked on his own legs for so long. In the end, he was still walking too slowly, and he simply carried the grandson on his other shoulder. Then he ignored Ren San and jumped to the tree on his own, in the middle of the dense forest. Stepping on the branches, he quickly ran towards the valley.
The grandson only felt a rush of lightning in front of him. Zhu Yunwen was a little afraid of heights and didn't dare to look again. He had to close his eyes and put his life in the hands of this **** man.
After a while, Zhu Yunwen suddenly felt Bai Wuqiu fall to the ground, and he dared to open his eyes. I saw that I came to a huge valley, and in front of it was a large garden that could not be seen at a glance. There are five or six stone houses on both sides of the garden, and there are a few wooden houses in the distance, which should be built recently.
At this time, there was Bai Wuqiu's voice like a broken gong: "Grandson, you are almost done, didn't you see that you have arrived? Do you still want Lao Tzu to carry you for the New Year? ?" As he spoke, Er Lengzi's shoulders swayed, throwing the grandson off his shoulders.
Zhu Yunwen was thrown to the ground, and when he got up, he heard Bai Wuqiu continue to shout: "Old guy! There is a person who is dying here, come out and see... If you don't come out, Lao Tzu Just dig a hole and bury him..."
"Silly boy, keep your voice down..." At this time, from the nearby stone house, an old and disrespectful old guy came out. After he came out, he first glanced at Zhu Yunwen, and then continued to Bai Wuqiu: "Today is Mei'er's death anniversary, don't touch your uncle's bad head. Be careful that he will throw all his anger on you."
When he said this, the old guy smiled at Zhu Yunwen and said, "Which family's husband is this? How did he come to our remote area?"
Zhu Yunwen then rearranged his clothes and said to the old man in front of him: "Sun Zhu Yunwen has seen the immortals who will not return, and Yunwen has given the order of His Majesty the Daming Emperor to come to visit the four immortals. His Majesty has a letter written by himself, Gui Lao Xianchang will know at a glance..."
While speaking, he glanced at Bai Wuqiu beside him. Only then did Er Lengzi react. He took out the scroll in his arms and handed it to Gui Bugui: "This is the letter from their emperor to you. I have read it...the writing is so-so."
"You can also tell if it's good or bad?" Gui Bugui took the scroll with a smile, opened it and looked up and down, and then the expression on the old guy's face became weird. After he put away the scroll, he said to Zhu Yunwen: "It turns out that the grandson of the emperor has arrived, and I have a long way to welcome the old man...I wonder if the Yao Guangxiao mentioned in the letter is the monk Guangxiao back then?"