Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 308: Feast
Although the 'Fu Qiang' buried in the ground was not bound by his hands and feet, his body was pressed by thick soil. He couldn't even move his fingers, and he was forced to change his body when he was forced to take the body. In order to avoid the doubt of return, he just retrieved a little magic. This technique is to force a fireball or something. It is more troublesome to get out of the ground than to go to the sky.
I don't know how long he was buried. Just when he was about to go crazy, the soil on his body suddenly began to loosen. Then a big hand dragged him out of the dirt...
The 'Fu Qiang' who had just been dug up could no longer move. Because he was buried in the soil for a long time, everything he saw was blurry, and it took a long time for him to get used to it.
At this time, 'Fu Qiang' had been helped to sit down on a chair, and then someone put a pot of water and a bowl of thin noodle soup in front of him. At this time, 'Fu Qiang' did not know how long he had been hungry. After seeing the noodle soup, he lifted the noodle bowl tremblingly. He didn't even bother to use chopsticks, he reached out and took out the noodles and stuffed them into his mouth. After swallowing a few poor noodles in two strokes, he poured the rest of the noodle soup down his neck.
"Eat slowly, this noodle soup is just for your stomach. After a while, the old man will take you to have a wedding wine." At this time, Gui Bugui made it to the opposite side of 'Fu Qiang' with a smile. After the old guy laughed, he continued: "Do you regret not practicing the method of inedia? But if you are really inedible, maybe the old man has seen through this flaw long ago."
At this time, a bowl of noodle soup was in his stomach, and 'Fu Qiang', who was somewhat relieved, glanced at the return, he pushed the empty bowl in front of him in the direction of the old guy, and said in a hoarse voice: "One more time. The bowl..."
"It's said that this bowl of noodle soup is just to make your appetite. You haven't beaten your teeth for two days and two nights. You suddenly eat too much. I'm afraid that the old man will kill you." The kettle in front of 'Fu Qiang' said: "Drink more water, moisten your stomach first, and you will have something good to eat in a while. Rubai, put on auspicious clothes for your master."
After he finished speaking, he saw Gao Rubai, who was holding an apricot yellow dress, walking over from behind. After he walked over to 'Fu Qiang' without saying a word, the two servants first cleaned 'Fu Qiang''s mud-filled clothes. Then he wiped his body with cold water again, and then the senior executives put on this auspicious costume for their master by themselves.
Although he drank a bowl of noodle soup, 'Fu Qiang' didn't even have the strength to struggle. He weakly said to his disciple: "Rubai, for the sake of reading you and me as a teacher and apprentice, send me to reincarnation..." However, Gao Rubai seemed to have not heard it, and lowered his head and said nothing. Putting the dress on 'Fu Qiang', he backed away. No matter how his master wailed, he didn't see any reaction from the executives.
After watching Gao Rubai leave his side, 'Fu Qiang' glanced at Gui Bugui, who was also wearing auspicious clothes, and said, "Today is Wu Mian's wedding day? Guangren hasn't been here these days. ?"
"Guangren, this great master, is not for nothing. His mind may not be as good as yours, but if you can hold your breath, you are far behind him." Gui Bugui smiled and continued. "Old man, I waited for him for two days and two nights, but Guangren never showed up. Today is a happy day for Wu Mian and Miss Wenjun, and the old man doesn't plan to wait for him. I will take you to the wedding banquet later. Look at Ren's eyeliner and see that you have been with us well these past few days, doll, guess what that generous master would think?"
"If Guangren can think that I have taken refuge with you, then he will be called a great master in vain." After 'Fu Qiang' wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, he continued: "I guess, the old man It shouldn't take you two days and two nights to bury me in the ground, right? You don't want to make a time difference and do another illusion while I'm in a restless state. Then let me go, and you follow me. The body can't use the Five Elements Escape Technique, and then you can follow me all the way to the place where the forbidden art is hidden. Everything I have worked so hard for for so many years will be yours..."
When he said this, 'Fu Qiang' picked up the kettle in front of him, drank the water in it, smiled and continued: "Did I say a little too much, It seems that the banquet is not enough. Please throw me back in the pit, after all these years, I rarely get a good night's sleep."
As he spoke, he stood up tremblingly, turned and walked towards the deep pit behind. Just as he turned around, he suddenly heard the laughter of Guibugui, and then the old guy hooked him with a sentence: "Rubai, I will serve you a bowl of noodle soup. I have been hungry for so long, and I started talking nonsense. , he may even think that the noodle soup just now is an illusion, give him another bowl and let your master taste whether it is real or fake..."
At this time, Bai Wuqiuhe Xiao Ren San, who was wearing a bright red dress, walked in. After the two monsters came over, they glanced at 'Fu Qiang' in a daze, and then Bai Wuqiu frowned and said, "Old guy, if you say that you can't kill people on a happy day, you won't dig him out. Going to the Xixi Bar? I have already agreed with the gardener that a peach tree will be planted on his grave in two days. Isn't it a good thing for him to make fertilizer and let us eat peaches?"
"Tong Qizhen was the guest of honor at your uncle's last wedding with Niu'er. Bringing him this time is also considered to be the scene of the year." Gui Bugui smiled and continued: "But Duo After giving up his courage, he also became less courageous. Back then, he dared to make trouble among the guests. Now he starts to think wildly..."
When Gui Bugui was talking, Gao Rubai had already brought the second bowl of noodle soup in person. The expressionless executive put the noodle soup on the table in front of 'Fu Qiang', then turned around and returned to the side of Gui Bugui again. I don't know if Gao Rubai did it on purpose, but this bowl of noodles is much thicker, and there is a little minced meat in the noodle soup. Just smelling this fragrance made 'Fu Qiang' tremble all over
Looking at the steaming noodle soup in front of him, 'Fu Qiang' involuntarily returned to his chair. Then he picked up the noodle soup and poured it into his stomach without any hesitation. After the bowl of noodle soup was eaten, 'Fu Qiang' felt something in his stomach.
"Did you eat an illusion just now?" Gui Bugui smiled and continued, "I'm surprised, old man, Tong Qizhen is such a smart person, how did he become stupid after taking the house? I'm afraid I'm an old man. Set up a game for you? Can't you just run? After you have eaten and drank, you will come back with us, and then continue to lie down on the ground. Even if you make fertilizer for the peach trees, at least you will be full for this meal..."
Seeing that the one person and the two demons in front of them are all dressed in auspicious clothes, 'Fu Qiang' also began to hesitate in his heart. Are you thinking too much? After being buried underground for so long, he couldn't tell whether it was one day and one night, or two days and two nights. But looking at the return and the two monsters, it doesn't seem to be fake...
If Guibugui dug him out, it was to take 'Fu Qiang' to a wedding wine. No matter what, he wouldn't believe that this old guy would be good to him, but he couldn't see any flaws in everything in front of him.
At this moment, Wu Mian came out of the backyard in a red Sina dress. After the white-haired man glanced at 'Fu Qiang', he said in his unique tone: "Old guy, on my happy day, are you going to use his head to sacrifice to the sky?"
Guibugui laughed and said: "If God can bless the eldest princess to give you more children, I don't mind using him to sacrifice to the sky."
After saying this, the old guy said to 'Fu Qiang' who was still unsure: "Baby, go to the wedding wine or continue to bury it, you decide. But I want to remind you, old man, If you stay here, there will be no one at home to guard you. In case Guangren and Volcano take this opportunity to take you away, I can only kill you first. But today is a day of great joy. I'm glad. My old man can only use a little trick..."