Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 332: Jokes and messages

Cheng Yaojin blinked his eyes, looked at his old godfather with a smile, and said, "Dad, what can I do if I don't become King Lu? Besides being an official, I can do other things. I sold illicit salt for a few days. Later, the official family set up a smuggled salt stall, and then came out to rebel. The next thing is to do this King Lu, the general and the governor..."

Cheng Yaojin reported his title and official position one by one with his fingers, and finally smiled at Gui Bugui and said, "Old Cheng, I only have these few skills, selling smuggled salt, rebelling and being an official. I don't think your son is very old, but he's still in his twenties. If he doesn't become King Lu, it's too late to learn any new skills."

"What can you do if you don't be King Lu." After Gui Bugui smiled, he continued to the cheap son beside him: "Silly boy, you speak for your father, me and your brothers. Those few Words are taboo for my father, you are a demon king without taboos..."

"I know that old guy, you use Lao Tzu to beat the thunder..." After Bai Wuqiu glared at his 'birth father', he said to Cheng Yaojin, who was as bright as a mirror in his heart: "Silly brother, what does my father mean? It's you who is no longer King Lu, you can be the emperor. I have to pass on these two sentences. I am afraid that Xu Fu will say that you control the country's fortune, and I will also need a demon king as big as I to pass the word. Old man, it is not your son who praises you. , how much virtue you have accumulated in your last life. Only then did you have the Demon King as your son."

"For you, the old man, I'm just a joke. As for who are you talking to, the old man? What does it have to do with the old man?" Gui Bugui looked at him with a smile and looked almost exactly like him Cheng Yaojin glanced at him, and then continued: "My old man will tell you a joke again. If there is a general in the capital who declares to the outside world, it is said that the queen mother and the prince were taken away by the rebels and left the capital, and sent a few letters from King Qin to invite the surrounding people. The governors and generals of several states moved their troops to the rescue.

The previous emperor has just died, and the new emperor has not yet ascended the throne. It's neither embarrassing nor embarrassing that the queen mother wants to issue an imperial decree to refute rumors. When the time comes, the governors and generals who come from all walks of life to take advantage will arrive, won't it be a hot pot? The general who issued the Qin Wang sticker just had to sit firmly in the capital and kill them when they were almost all lost. When Cao Cao used to teach the princes of the emperor, at that time the emperor was in possession of rare goods, and he no longer had to look at the faces of any foreign relatives. "

When he said this, Guigui didn't pause for a while, and then said to Wu Mian, who didn't seem to hear it, "I didn't say that the old man should let this kid Yaojin go to school, but this kid is a human being. , having this idea in my heart has nothing to do with my old man. Is that the truth?"

Wu Mian rolled his eyelids and glanced at the old guy. He ignored the old guy and instead said to the two monsters, Bai Wuqiu and Xiao Ren San, "You two give me a proof, play with people's hearts and manipulate the country's fortunes. This old guy did it all by himself. When Xu Fu goes ashore and wants to hack him, remember to take yourselves out. Stay away from this old guy in the future when there is thunder and rain, and don’t get yourself involved.”

After Wu Mian finished speaking, Cheng Yaojin laughed along with the two monsters. Lao Cheng seemed to be incomprehensible, his tears of laughter flowed out, and he said to his godfather, "The joke you told is really funny, but it's just a joke. It's not the Da Sui period now, Who would go out of their way to rebel when every family can have enough to eat? Besides, how can there be such a general who is not afraid of trouble now?”

Listening to Cheng Yaojin, ignoring his own words, and not making trouble if he returns, he still smiled and said, "That's why it's just a joke, so what, silly boy and ginseng, both of you will do something for me for the old man. It's just a joke, no matter how funny or not, don't take it seriously."

After finishing speaking, Cheng Yaojin's official family who had worked as a croupier trotted in. After looking at Wu Mian, a few people and demons, they said to King Lu: "His Royal Highness, Zhang Dewang, who is guarding the city gate, sent someone to ventilate, and Empress Wu sent someone into the city. If you think about the route, you will go to our house. come up..."

"The news of Empress Wu is really well-informed. Just after the affairs in the capital were over, her people arrived." After laughing at Wu Mian and Gui Bugui, Cheng Yaojin instructed his family to prepare for the imperial decree. Although Zhang Dewang, who guarded the city gate, didn't say anything about the imperial edict, but at this time Wu Meiniang sent someone in, there must be something to explain.

Just after the Chengfu family placed the incense case, a **** accompanied by the queen mother entered the Chengfu surrounded by everyone. The **** said that Cheng Yaojin had received the decree, but the old Cheng laughed and said: "The imperial decree? The emperor is still in the palace, and the new monarch has not yet ascended the throne. Father-in-law, is the imperial decree the last emperor's edict? Or something else? The imperial decree of the emperor, we must clarify this in advance."

"His Royal Highness King Lu does not know anything, the King of England has already ascended the throne in the Imperial Palace. Today, the title of Hongdao has been changed..." The **** smiled and took down the imperial edict from the shelf held by the wrestler behind him. He then read to Cheng Yaojin: "Fengtian carries the emperor, Zhao said: King Lu Cheng Yaojin has gone through the three emperors since Emperor Taizu, Emperor Taizong and Emperor Gaozong, and he is a rare talent. Ascension to the throne, in order to show the mighty grace of the emperor, add Cheng Yaojin the king of Donghai. Now Cheng Yaojin is also the king of Lu and the king of Donghai. I hope that he will continue to do his best and be filial and loyal to me. I read that Cheng Yaojin is old and old, I can't bear to be overwhelmed by his official position, and starting today, I will remove him from the positions of General Hussar, Governor of Luzhou and Jingzhao Yin..."

"Wait a minute! Lao Tzu understands, this is to remove the grind and kill the donkey..." At this time, Bai Wuqiu suddenly rushed over, Er Lengzi kicked the incense case and didn't wait for the guards behind to react, and then It was a slap that hit the **** who passed the decree, then grabbed the imperial decree and tore it up and threw it in front of everyone.

"If I hadn't heard the old guy talk about your people's sloppy intestines. You sold that stupid boy just now, and I almost helped him count the money together! This is called rising and falling, seizing power inside and outside. What is King Lu! We don't do anything about the King of the East Sea! We're going to do the opposite... Now we're going to go back and tell the girl in Wu Zhao that Chang'an is already surnamed Cheng, so if you can, send an army back to attack. Millions of demon soldiers and demons will come in the future, let's have a big fight!" Knowing that his younger brother was busy with his work, he finally ended up being removed from an official position, and only gave a powerless and powerless double king title, Er Lengzi His heart was burning with anger.

None of the eunuchs and guards would have thought that such a good mission would end up like this in the end. This big man was talking madly about what kind of demon king he was, 80% of which was a problem with his brain. However, the **** who passed the decree was beaten by him, and the imperial decree was also torn by him. All the guards in turn are guilty of losing their heads, so this matter can't be left alone.

What I didn't expect was that after the **** who was beaten down by Bai Wuqiu was helped up, he just wiped the blood from his nose, then smiled at the Er Lengzi who beat him, and said, "Your lord has a lot of , don't make it difficult for me, the disabled person who came to pass the decree. When the Queen Mother had something to say, no matter who is in the Prince Cheng's house, no matter what is wrong, they can be forgiven..."

"Chen Cheng Yaojin received the decree..." Before the **** could finish speaking, Cheng Yaojin suddenly laughed and knelt on the ground to pick up the imperial decree that Bai Wuqiu had just torn apart. After picking up the imperial decree piece by piece, he actually said to the silk fragments in the ground in a proper manner: "Chen King Lu, King Cheng Yaojin of the East Sea, thank the decree. Long live, long live, long live..."

Cheng Yaojin shouted a little exaggeratedly like a little student on the stage. Then he handed the fragments of the imperial edict to his official family and ordered him to sew them with gold thread. Looking at Lao Cheng's slave-like appearance, he screamed out of anger, afraid that he would be mad and accidentally kill his stupid brother, and he roared into the back hall. Then came the sound of the house being demolished.

Seeing Cheng Yaojin receiving the decree, the **** who passed the decree was relieved. Originally, he thought that this mission would be dangerous, and that if he didn't die, he would be stripped of his skin. What I didn't expect was that even though I was slapped, it was far beyond my expectations.

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