Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 364: Scared to death
The official is a member of the Wu clan. In just a few short years, he has been awarded several kings of the Wu clan. For a time, the power of the Wu clan was overwhelming, and the emissary this time was Wu Zetian's distant nephew. I heard a few complaints about Cheng Yaojin from my aunt. I thought that more than a dozen kings of the Li and Tang clan had died. Do you still care about your little king with a different surname?
At this time, Bai Wuqiu and Xiao Ren San were joining in the fun beside Cheng Yaojin. After hearing the words of the emissary, the two monsters stood up from behind the table, Bai Wuqiu took out their ears, and then lowered their heads to face Ren San said: "Ren Laosan, I drank too much wine with you last night. I haven't woken up yet, how can I hear someone farting here? No, it hurts my brain. It's the second uncle! Farting in front of Lao Tzu, do you really think that the billion trillion demon soldier fairy in Lao Tzu's hands is dead?"
"Eldest nephew, how many times have our ginseng said you. Don't hesitate to exceed 100 million. There are 18,000 demon soldiers and goblins that are enough for the emperor in the world to drink a pot." Xiao Ren San giggled. After that, he grimaced at the Chuanzhi official, and then continued: "Simply, you said that this little official of Chuanzhi deliberately farted you, intending to assassinate the king and kill him. You had to send 100,000 demon soldiers and generals. I came to the defense before, and then hit Luoyang City to force that little girl from Wu Zhao to give way. By then, eldest nephew, you will be the master of the world. We don’t need anything else for ginseng, just make our ginseng an uncle…”
Previously, Chuanzhiguan heard that there were several old immortals living in Cheng Wangfu, but he thought it was Cheng Yaojin's tricks. When Chang'an City was in chaos, he still didn't come out to be an official in his hometown, and he never saw a monster with his own eyes. The scene of chaos in the capital. So mysterious things sounded like they were made up, but the emissary decided in his heart that everything was instigated by Cheng Yaojin.
Since the demons and ghosts are all fake, then the 'old gods' in his house are also faked by others. He thought that such a fool could fool Emperor Wu, but he could not fool such a shrewd person as himself.
Now I hear this stupid big man claiming to be a demon king in front of me, and he is a demon soldier and a demon general with a million trillion in his mouth. This fake is too outrageous. Do you want to make a little play? At the moment, the official sneered, and said to the two monsters Bai Wuqiu and Xiao Ren San: "How dare you pretend to be a ghost in front of this official! Cheng Yaojin, where did you get this actor? Omg, as a liar, you can't even deceive people, it really makes people laugh...ahhaha monsters!"
Halfway through speaking, the emissary intends to laugh twice. Unexpectedly, just after laughing twice, the face of the big man in front of him changed. The big man became pitch black all over his body, his two big eyes popped out of his sockets, and his mouth full of fangs pierced outwards. The **** also grew long nails, and the body instantly grew black hairs of about an inch...
At this time, the emissary realized that the legends were all true, that this **** man was really a monster, and he just admitted it himself. Since it is really a monster, then the remaining few may be immortals.
After seeing the changes of Bai Wuqi, the first reaction was to turn around and run. But just as he turned around, his feet seemed to be grabbed by someone, and he couldn't stop leaning forward and fell to the ground. Before he could get up, his body suddenly tightened when someone grabbed the clothes behind him and lifted the emissary up. Then he hung him on the door.
"You guys! Just now this person insulted this king, and this king should have you all sitting together and smashing your corpses into tens of thousands of pieces!" At this time, the guards who came with the emissary were suddenly changed. Bai Wuqiu was terrified. He didn't dare to say a word of cruelty, one by one he was shivering in fright. Hearing that Bai Wuqiu's words were slow, he hurriedly fell to his knees, saying that they were all eating together with a bowl of official rice, and they didn't intend to provoke Grandpa the Demon King.
Listening to these guards gossiping and plucking themselves clean, Bai Wuqiu burst into laughter. Then he continued: "Okay! I think you are not sincere to disgust this king. I will spare you this time today. Go back and tell that little girl Wu Zhao what happened just now. I tore you all to pieces and threw them to the demon mountain for the bait of my demon son and demon grandson... Fuck you..."
At this time, Cheng Yaojin came over and glanced at the emissary who was hanging on the door. Then he laughed and said to his **** brother: "Brother Wuqiu, look at my brother's face. No matter what, this lord is an emissary sent by His Majesty. For His Majesty's sake, you must not do it. You have hurt this person's life. If you don't feel angry, then beat him up. But you have to be serious, don't break the adult's limbs, break his ribs one by one, or Pulled all the teeth out of his mouth...
Although everyone has saved Your Majesty several times, His Majesty will not be embarrassed for you and your elders. However, the emissary is still alive, so he must not..."
In the beginning, Bai Wuqiu listened to Cheng Yaojin's plea to the emissary, and its bull-eyed eyes instantly widened. But the more I listened to the latter, the less likely it was to plead for mercy. His Majesty the Demon King was stunned or not, and he immediately understood what he meant by being a younger brother. Immediately, he glared at Cheng Yaojin and pulled him away, and said at the same time, "Go aside! Don't blame Lao Tzu for not recognizing you as a brother. Did he scold you just now? He scolds Lao Tzu and this king. Me! Don't meddle in personal grievances... or the king will beat you up!"
While speaking, Er Lengzi kept shaking the door, so frightened that the emissary hanging on the door turned pale and kept yelling. Listening to Bai Wuqiu's frown and giving him a small mouth, he bared his teeth and said with a smile: "Don't worry, this king will neither beat you nor scold you... These days this king has been running back and forth all the time. If I didn’t have a good meal, I’ll take the tonic today... Tell me about you, you can be delivered to this king’s mouth in this life, and you can’t tell how much virtue you have accumulated in your previous life. What kind of dish do you want to make? Or braised? It's not impossible to eat raw Lao Tzu..."
While saying these words, Bai Wuqiu kept looking at the emissary and said, as if a hungry ghost who hadn't eaten for three days saw a pile of steamed buns. The frightened emissary rolled his eyes and was frightened to death.
Seeing that the emissary was frightened to death, Cheng Yaojin knew that he had played the game, so he hurriedly had the emissary lifted down. However, this person has completely swallowed his breath, and a good living person was frightened to death by Bai Wuqiu's few words.
Seeing that the Chuanzhiguan could not be rescued, Bai Wuqiu looked at his dry younger brother and said: "If you die, you will die, it's no big deal. Xiao Wuzhao dares to ask you for trouble, brother, I will take care of it for you. She goes. In recent years, I have also seen this little girl a little unpleasant. In this way, I will kill her, brother, you will be the world..."
"It's too late... Do you still remember what the old guy Xu Fu said?" At this time, Gui Bugui and Guangzhi walked out of the back hall. The old guy glanced at the messenger who was lying on the ground and continued: "No one can move this little girl now. She is the one involved in the national fortune. Xu Fu has already spoken, and the national fortune must not be disturbed any more..."
"What should I do then?" At this time, Bai Wuqiu pointed to the corpse lying on the ground and said, "Now he is dead, and Wu Zhao has always been looking for trouble for this stupid brother. Here, Wu Zhao wants to punish you for being a son. Old man, you don't dare to be involved in the national fortune, so what will Cheng Yaojin do?"
"Who said that this emissary died here?" When he spoke, Gui Bugui stretched out his hand to point at the corpse's position, although he saw him standing up straight. The old guy smiled slightly and said to the corpse: "Go, die to your **** place..."
"Yes..." After the corpse agreed, he walked out of the gate of Cheng Wangfu like a good man...