Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 370: Condolence

"King Cheng really passed away?" Wu Sansi couldn't believe his ears, but it took a long time for him to understand. At the moment, he hurried back to the mansion and changed into a plain clothes, and then hurried to Cheng Wang's mansion.

From a distance, I can see that Cheng Wang's mansion is already a vast expanse of white, and the roof and walls have been wrapped in white silk. The entrance was crowded with condolences. Although Wu Zhou moved the capital to Luoyang, most of the officials had real estate in Chang'an City. Early this morning, more than a dozen housekeepers of Cheng Wangfu delivered letters one by one. Hearing such news, the family members of those senior officials who stayed behind in Chang'an City sent men to offer condolences on behalf of the head of the family.

After seeing the arrival of King Liang's carriage, everyone who was blocked in front of King Cheng's mansion gave way. Seeing this battle, Wu Sansi no longer had any doubts, so he pretended to cry a few times, "King Cheng, why did you suddenly leave so good... When I left the capital, His Majesty praised you as Wu Zhou's superior. Guozhu, why did he pass away without seeing Cheng Wang Laogansui for three days...I want to honor the Emperor Wu and seal Cheng Laogansui behind him..."

Before the last sentence was finished, Cheng Yejin, who was wearing a special double king holding a python, was sitting in a red lacquer gold silk nanmu coffin in the middle of the hall, and was using chopsticks to pull the tribute placed in front of the coffin. The housekeeper who was still scoffing at his side wouldn't do anything: "Look at your errands, this king is just about to leave. How can you fool me? The desserts are salty! These are the offerings. Is there no salt in the dish?

I don't understand, do you think I'll be bullied if I leave soon? "

This housekeeper was usually scolded by Cheng Yaojin, and replied with a smiley face: "This is just wronging our little ones. You gave this white matter to the Liu family, the most famous gangster in Chang'an City. It was originally purchased for you according to the prince's specifications. You are always serving two kings, and they have given you a half-level upgrade in terms of specifications. However, whoever does white affairs does not have the owner to get up from the coffin by himself. Searching for food..."

"You talk too much, be careful that this king asks you to accompany me downstairs. King Liang came early, Lao Cheng is inconvenient for me here, so I won't let you come in and sit down." Halfway through , Cheng Yaojin suddenly saw Wu Sansi who was in a daze, Lao Cheng laughed, beckoned to King Liang, and continued: "Once after Lao Cheng and I are gone, I will bother King Liang to cry twice. If you can't write two martial characters in one stroke, if you cry, King Liang, it means that Your Majesty still remembers the little credit for Lao Cheng and me."

"What kind of routine are you doing, King Cheng? Thinking about it, why can't I understand it?" Wu Sansi didn't dare to move forward, but just stood in front of the central hall and continued to say to the coffin parked inside: "King Cheng, if you are in If you are joking, then Sansi will go back. His Majesty Luoyang City is still waiting for Sansi to return and give his order."

When he said this, Wu Sansi's tone had cooled down. Cheng Yaojin once made such a fuss once, but he never thought that he would even hold a funeral this time. It seems that he is determined to disrespect the imperial edict, and Wu Sansi's heart is furious when he thinks of Cheng Yaojin playing himself as a monkey.

"Who made this a joke?" After Cheng Yaojin laughed, his expression became solemn, and after a pause, he continued, "Wait a moment, Prince Liang, when the funeral is over, you will too. I understand what's going on."

At this time, Bai Wuqiu walked out of the back hall with Xiao Ren San jumping up and down. As if they didn't see Wu Sansi, the two monsters directly entered the middle hall where the coffins were parked.

Xiao Renmin climbed along the offering table to the head of the coffin, sat on the coffin bang and said to Cheng Yaojin who was inside: "Don't say that this coffin looks quite imposing, Cheng Da fool and we are squeezing, we ginseng Try what it's like to lie in there..."

When he was talking, Xiao Ren Min had already jumped into the coffin, and after lying beside Cheng Yaojin, he continued: "You guys who are kings will enjoy it. It's spacious enough for the next family of three."

"Uncle, you don't know, don't look at the room, and it will be full of things that will be poured in for the funeral. Old Cheng, I have saved some favorite gadgets in my life, and the housekeeper will put them in one by one. That's almost it." Cheng Yaojin picked up Xiao Ren Min and gave it to Bai Wuqiu, who was standing outside, and continued to say to his **** brother, "Brother Wuqiu, brother, I have to take a step first. .

Brother, I will occupy a good place below, waiting for you and our father to come down hand in hand, you two will be brothers in the next life, and brother, I will be your neighbor..."

"Away, don't you know who your father is? Is it so easy to kill him? If you should be reincarnated, you will vote for you. Don't worry about the two of us." When Bai Wuqiu spoke, it was strange He sighed, and then continued talking to himself: "I look at this coffin, and when will I be able to lie in it with that old fellow..."

Listening to the two monsters, it doesn't seem like they're joking. Wu Sansi, who had originally made up his mind to leave, decided to stay and watch, but this scene looked weird and ridiculous.

This is the first time I've ever encountered such a thing.

After a while, Baijiang, Guangzhi and others, Yao also wore plain clothes and went to the middle hall. Even the stewards of several shops of the Sishui in Chang'an City also represented Liu Xi and Sun Xiaochuan. Gold delivered. The more Wu Sansi looked at it, the less he looked like it was fake. If the big man in the coffin could lie in it, then there would be no problem.

Seeing that it was almost noon, Wu Mian and Gui Bugui came out with Cao Shitou. The ginseng doll held a tray in his hand, and inside it was a bowl of dark soup. The unspeakable stench of the medicine made the people outside nauseous.

After Wu Mian came out, he found a chair and sat down. Gui Bugui took Cao Shitou to the coffin, picked up the decoction in the tray, sent it to Cheng Yaojin and said, "Yojin, this is what you want. I have made it, old man. , it's up to you to drink or not..."

Cheng Yaojin took the soup carefully, took a deep breath, and said to Guibugui: "It's been hard work, father, my son must have drank it all, and I can't live up to your old man's heart, Guibugui takes advantage of the situation He gave Cheng Yaojin a small mouth, widened his eyes and said, "Bah! Old man, is this what I have in mind? My intention is that you don't drink... Cheng Yaojin, can you live up to it? "

"How can I not drink the soup you made with so much effort, son?"

Cheng Yaojin replied with a hippie smile and stood up from the coffin. He raised the medicine bowl and said to the people who were staring straight at the bottom: "Thank you for your appreciation to send Lao Cheng on my last ride. I had prepared a few words, but I think it's better not to say it. I have everything to say. This bowl of soup is in it, we'll see you in the next life..."

After speaking, Cheng Yaojin drank the soup and medicine in his hand and broke the medicine bowl. Finally, he fell back into the coffin. The servants who were ready to mourn immediately opened their throats and began to cry, and then the invited monk Laodao came in and sat in the east and west and began to recite the scriptures of their respective lives.

Only then did Wu Sansi understand what was going on. It turned out that the pair of Wang Cheng Yaojin committed suicide. But how can Hao Duanduan think so hard? He is the identity of the double king himself, and there are several living gods behind him. Even Emperor Wu would be afraid of his three points. If it was Wu Sansi, he would have taken Wu Mian and Gui Bugui to Luoyang City to fight for the throne. How do you say you're dead?

At this time, the condolences began to walk to the front of the central hall one after another and salute the coffins parked inside. Because Cheng Yaojin's age and title are too big, these people who follow the rules to offer condolences are not finished unless they kowtow to nine heads. Bai Wuqiu and Xiao Ren San, as the elders of the deceased, sat in front of the coffin with big horses and golden swords, and accepted the great gifts of these people together.

Wu Sansi didn't dare to offend these living immortals, so he leaned over and saluted. The deceased is big, even if he is a prince, he can't avoid a few kowtows. Just as he knelt in front of the coffin and was about to salute, he saw Cheng Yaojin sitting upright in the coffin. Facing Gui Bugui, who was sitting on the side, he said, "Dad, this is not right..."

When Cheng Yaojin sat up from the coffin, Wu Sansi was kneeling in front of the coffin and saluting. Cheng Yaojin shuddered when he suddenly sat up, and sat on the ground on the spot.

The current Cheng Yaojin has undergone great changes. The original white beard and white hair are pitch-black and scattered on his shoulders. He looks like he is twenty or thirty years younger. It's just that Lao Cheng couldn't see the changes in himself, and he continued to say, "You don't use this soup, I'm not my son. I'm talking about your old man. Is your prescription fake..."

If it was the white-bearded and white-haired Cheng Yaojin just now, the big guy wouldn't be so frightened. Old Cheng is not used to being serious, the big deal is a laugh, and no one will have the same knowledge as his double kings. But now his white hair has suddenly turned black, and no one has a clue. Did the two kings regret after death?

"The soup is not fake, you are no longer your original body." Gui Bugui took out the bronze mirror prepared in advance, walked to the coffin, handed it to Cheng Yaojin, and continued: "Now you have changed again. Going back to the fourth master of Wagang Mountain more than ten years ago, the body of immortality is gone, and no one said that you will die soon."

"What do you say, all the friends and relatives I should have called Lao Cheng called me. It was agreed that I was here to see Lao Cheng on my last journey. Now that I have not died, all the silk and gold that should have been sent have been delivered. ...they won't say that I, the two kings, cheated to death and swindled money?" Cheng Yaojin's face became tangled as he spoke. After hesitating for a long time, he continued facing Guibugui: "How about I wipe my neck on the spot, my son? Do you think it's too late..."

As soon as they heard that King Cheng was going to commit suicide at the scene, the people who came to mourn hurriedly came to dissuade him. It is said that life is better than anything else, and the silk gold sent out should be used to change clothes and buy a pair of shoes for King Cheng. Among them, Wu Sansi also comforted a few words: "King Cheng, you are the pillar of the country, and King Cheng's life is the blessing of His Majesty, the blessing of the Zhou Dynasty, and the blessing of the world..."

"Then according to the wishes of the new friends, old Cheng, I will not die this time." Cheng Yaojin was easy to talk, climbed out of the coffin with the help of the housekeeper, and then stood in front of the entrance of the central hall. He continued to say to the crowd: "But you can't let everyone run for nothing. In this way, today is Lao Cheng's birthday. Who, go and rip off the white silk of the elegiac couplet and write some birthday stickers. Go...don't ask what is suitable or not! If you ask this king again, I will die for you to see..."

What was originally a somewhat sad event ended in a farce, but fortunately, Lao Cheng's face was thick enough, and the person who should have been lying in the coffin ended up wearing a shroud, holding a wine jar and beating the table to persuade him to drink, even Bai Wuqiu was so thick The face-skinned monsters can't do it.

Seeing the exceptionally active Cheng Yaojin, Wu Sansi nodded thoughtfully, and then said to himself: "The people's desire is to be an official, the official's desire is to be an emperor, and the emperor's desire is Immortality is gone. I gave up the world at first, but now I have given up on immortality. Does this person really have no desire at all..."

"His desire is for the people, a commoner who doesn't want to be an emperor and has no immortality." At this time, Gui Bugui appeared behind Wu Sansi with a smile. Looking at King Liang, who was a little surprised, he smiled and continued: "People can't have no desires, and those who have no desires have no life. I don't know where is the desire of His Royal Highness King Liang?"

Speaking of this, Guibugui laughed and continued: "Just now, His Highness said that the official desires to be the emperor, and His Royal Highness King Liang sat in the high position of the king at a young age. Now that Emperor Wu is in power, all the children born are He is the son of the emperor of the previous dynasty. If he wants the Great Zhou Dynasty to continue from generation to generation, he will naturally not make them emperors. His Royal Highness Prince Liang is an outstanding son of the Wu family. ."

Wu Sansi's cold sweat instantly flowed down after hearing the words that could not be returned. After a long pause, he said: "The old **** is joking, how dare Sansi peep at the throne, such a thought has never been thought of. If Sansi has such a thought, may the sky be struck by thunder and never turn over..."

Gui Bugui smiled and said, "Your Highness, don't swear in a hurry, I haven't thought about it now, maybe I find some helper in the future, I can think about it. For example, my stupid son Bai Wu. Please, there may be one or two among the demons under its control that can help you get the throne."

Wu Sansi shook his head after hearing this, and said, "If you are not my race, your heart will be different. If you can't trust a foreign race, how can you trust a demon clan. Using a demon clan is like a tiger seeking skin, and Sansi would rather give up an alliance with the demon clan. The throne, go back to your hometown and be a down-to-earth farmer. His Royal Highness Cheng Wang can give up even immortality, and think twice, can't give up even a small prince?"

"Don't be in a hurry, Your Highness, I have no other intentions, the old man, I just worry that the great rivers and mountains of your martial arts will fall into the hands of others." The ginseng doll who ran over continued to Wu Sansi: "If Your Highness wants to open it up, I will introduce this child to you. Don't underestimate him, this child is the chief manager of the palace on the demon mountain. But under one demon, ten thousand demons..."

After finishing speaking, Gui Bugui picked up the little guy and walked towards Wu Mian. After walking to the white-haired man, he turned around and pointed at Wu Sansi. Wu Mian glanced at the Liang Wang with the fingertips of returning home, and then the two gathered together to say something, and looked at Wu Sansi as they talked. There is still a meaningful smile on the face of the white-haired man...

I can't stay here any longer. No matter how these two people look at me, Wu Sansi is neither standing nor sitting. The wine in his mouth was as tasteless and tasteless as boiled water. Then he couldn't stand the pressure brought by the two of them, so he got up and said goodbye to Cheng Yaojin, who was already drunk, and left Cheng in a hurry. King's mansion.

After returning to his house, Wu Sansi immediately ordered someone to prepare a vehicle. Chang'an City can't stay any longer, so it's better to return to Luoyang, the capital of God, as soon as possible.

Just as the people were rushing to prepare carriages and luggage, a voice came from under Wu Sansi's feet: "You want to go back to Luoyang? This is different from what we said at the beginning... Cao Shitou has not been caught yet. When you go back, our plan is disrupted, how will we end?"

"Gui Bugui and Wu Mian have already begun to doubt me..." Wu Sansi's voice was a little nervous, and after a pause, he continued: "Just now Guibugui has repeatedly tried to trick me, and he has begun to doubt it. I have something to do with Cao Shitou. If I'm helping you, it will only make things worse! The covenant between us is over, I'm going back to Luoyang now.

"Wugui has begun to doubt you? You tell me what happened..." After listening to Wu Sansi's remarks, the voice was silent for a while, and then it rang again: "That old guy is just deceiving you, if he If there is any real evidence, will they let you go? You are leaving now."

"Don't worry about it! I'm not a monk like you, and I have to save my life to be an emperor in the future..." Wu Sansi continued without any room for retreat: "What if there is a leak? I cut off contact with you. , even if he returns or not, what can he do to me? I am a close friend of the emperor, what can he do to me without real evidence?"

While speaking, Wu Sansi saw that his carriage had been set up, and then ignored the voice under his feet. He rushed directly to the carriage and instructed the driver to drive out of the city quickly, no luggage or anything, just let the guards bring money.

After watching Wu Sansi get on the carriage, he began to run out of the city, and another voice came from the ground: "This person is too afraid of death, so I can't trust it, let's do it..."

The first voice replied: "It will be useful to keep him in the future. Wu Zhou's throne may eventually fall to this person. Keeping him may be of great use in the future. It's better to be afraid of death. , at least know that he still has a fear..."