Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 373: Shangshan

Hearing Xi Yingzhen's words, Wu Mian fell silent. After glancing at the white-haired man, the great warlock sat up and said, "Do you still feel wronged? Did you forget to slap me up and chop people up? I didn't say anything to me... How come I came empty-handed? ? Knowing that the Taoist Lord has become a Buddha Lord, you don't even know how to bring some wine and meat? It's not the Buddha Lord, I told you, you can just pick it up..."

Wu Mian glanced at Xi Yingzhen and said, "I'll replace you. Wouldn't it be better for you to go out to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble?"

"What a bastard, when you become a Buddha, am I still Xi Yingzhen who ate, drank, prostitutes and gambles? No matter how good that sip is, thousands of years of prostitutes and gambling are enough." A bronze mirror. After taking a look at himself in the mirror, he continued: "Buddha, I'm going to give you a Dharma name to give you face, what name would you like to see? It's a bit crazy to be called Tathagata... How about calling it Ruhui, come It's nice to listen to when I come back."

"When did you worship the Tathagata?" Wu Mian glanced at the great warlock and continued, "It's called Shan Fan...Aren't you good at swiping your mouth?"

"Shan Fan, Shan Ge... Why does it sound like the nickname of the **** in the imperial service room? No..." Xi Yingzhen shook his head like a rattle, but he still named him from Wu Mian Among them, another Dharma name comes to mind: "Shan Fan—Shang Fan...Shangshan, the great monk Shangshan sounds a bit interesting. Who, go out and give me a name for the great monk. From now on, what is the name of the great monk? Warlock, if Xi Ying really is dead, there is only one great monk in the world..."

"I'm not here to make you famous..." After Wu Mian replied silently, he continued: "If you want the registration number, give me this place, and you can go out and report it yourself."

When talking about this, Wu Mian glanced at the great warlock, and then continued: "Shiro's inner alchemy has restored your magic, you don't need to stay here, the magic can be retrieved as well... "

"It was sealed by the old thing 'Xu Fu'. This Buddha has long known it. If you see through it or not, this is the best person..." When he said this, Xi Yingzhen paused. He found a razor in this temporary Buddhist hall, then turned around and handed the razor into Wu Mian's hand, and continued: "You can come empty-handed if you're too embarrassed, you can always do me a favor to the Buddha? Come, You come and cut off the Buddha's three thousand troubles. It's cheap for you... If you forgot that the monk still needs to shave his head, this job was originally done by the old man 'Xu Fu'. Hey... What do you mean? Say Just go..."

Seeing Xi Yingzhen handing over the razor, Wu Mian rolled his eyes, turned and walked outside the Tongfo Temple. Knowing that it will be difficult to see a great cultivator like Wu Mian coming from now on, he disdains to let Guangren and Huohua shave for him. At the moment, he can only continue to pester Wu Mian.

The great warlock's body flickered, blocking the way of the white-haired man. He couldn't help but break up and took Wu Mian's hand, and said, "If you turn your face, turn your face, your face is so sour... Don't you want to stay here and exchange with me? Well, the presiding monk of the Tong Buddhist Temple is You... The name of Shangshan belongs to you, Lord Buddha, I will shave you now... The pills to eliminate the system of immortality are made by you. Since you dare to come, it means that you are already prepared. Come , Master Shangshan, Lord Buddha, I will shave you..."

Seeing that Xi Yingzhen seemed to have changed, Wu Mian couldn't accept it. He grabbed the hand of the great warlock holding the razor, and said, "Why do you bother me...you just leave here, and I will guard the Buddhist temple."

"Thinking that you can escape the troubles of the world by staying in the Tongfo Temple? You think too much..." Seeing Wu Mian's appearance, Xi Yingzhen laughed and continued: "The fools outside said they would jump out of the Three Realms. Outside, not in the mundane world. There are no temples in this world, but they are just another layer of the mundane world. If you want to be thorough but worry about it, you have to be reincarnated..."

While speaking, Xi Yingzhen pulled Wu Mian to sit on the ground. While shaving his beard with a razor, the great warlock continued: "You don't have to guess that the Shiluo blood you brought back can't revive your wife, Lord Buddha, I said something superfluous, didn't you already guess it in your heart? Your wife is gone. Hundreds of years, if it can really be resurrected, it will be resurrected early in the morning. Souls that have been dead for hundreds of years, anyway, I have never heard of Buddha and they have reunited. Shangshan, you just made up a lie to deceive yourself, and now the lie has been exposed. Now, you can't take it anymore..."

Speaking of this, Xi Yingzhen glanced at himself in the mirror, continued to shave his beard, and said at the same time, "Don't look at the Buddha like that, even if you stay in the Tongfo Temple to guard, you will still be unable to pass the hurdle in your heart. You I just want to find a place to escape..."

When he said this, Xi Yingzhen's chin has been shaved off, and he touched his bald chin. He gave the razor in his hand to Wu Mian, and then continued: "If you shirk again, then I will shave you. Anyway, there will be a bald monk in this house today, either you or me... "

Wu Mian hesitated for a while, but sighed. He took the razor in Xi Yingzhen's hand and stood up to shave the great warlock.

Seeing that his hair was falling down, Xi Yingzhen picked up a small amount, carefully put it away, and then continued: "People are born with worries, whether for money, love, or anger. ... It's nothing more than whether he can look away. Don't look at the magic technique of Master Xu Fu, who is number one in the world. If he has no worries, why should he care about the land? It seems that everything is under his control, but he knows it. The more things there are, the more troubles follow. Even he can't run away—yes, it's bleeding..."

After listening to Xi Yingzhen's words, although he said Xu Fu again, Wu Mian seemed to hear him again. In a trance, the blade cut through the scalp of the great warlock, watching the blood flow down. There is a rare trace of apology in the heart of the white-haired man, and even Wu Mian feels incredible...

The current Xi Yingzhen is no longer an immortal body. Fortunately, his magic technique has unlocked the seal, and he has stopped the blood. This scene is a bit funny. Wu Mian, who has always been arrogant and arrogant, actually shaved Xi Yingzhen. Anyone who sees this factory will be shocked and forget to shut up.

After shaving Xi Yingzhen, the great warlock grabbed a handful of incense ash and pressed it on the wound on his head. He glanced at the bald old monk in the mirror, and said to Wu Mian, "Do you have any meaning to Shakyamuni? After you go back, tell the old guy who will not return, Lord Buddha, my cassock will depend on him. ."

"Are you really not going to go out? You are the great warlock Xi Yingzhen..." After Wu Mian glanced at Xi Yingzhen who was looking in the mirror, he continued: "Even if you don't prostitute or gamble, you can't stay here. live."

"Do you think Lord Buddha I'm here for the sake of magic?" After smiling, Xi Yingzhen continued: "Then you should underestimate Lord Buddha, wandering outside for thousands of years, I should also find A place to settle down. When I first saw the Tongfo Temple, I knew that this is the home of the Buddha. The monk I met before may be right, Xi Yingzhen has a relationship with the Buddha..."

When Xi Yingzhen was talking, he walked to the gate, glanced at the Tibetans and alchemists who were cleaning up the mess outside, and then continued: "I have already made an agreement with Guangren that we don't want the big temple like before. Just build a small temple with a courtyard for the Buddha, and then accept two or three disciples... Now I am not a warlock, and I don't need to follow the rules of the warlock, the small temple of green lights is very good."

Wu Mian originally wanted to replace Xi Yingzhen to guard here, but now looking at the great warlock's leisurely appearance, he understands that it is impossible. After sighing softly at the moment, he said to the monk who had changed the name of the Shangshan Dharma: "Then you continue to be a monk, it is equivalent to seeing you after the demon spirits under the Buddhist temple are eliminated..."

Xi Yingzhen nodded and said, "I'm waiting for the day when I meet again, Lord Buddha, maybe I'll become a Zen master by then, and I'm not sure..."