Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 41: A mess
It was not easy to be coaxed to the gate by the servants beside him, but the prince refused to enter: "Didn't you say that this is the place where the gods live? There are only a few broken houses, and there is no palace at the mountain gate. The dog's hole is big, how can the prince live in this place? Look at the dirty and messy inside, is this the same as the pigsty that Concubine Jia said? I am the prince, how can I live in such a place? Come, let's go back now..."
At this time, Guangyi's face was extremely tangled and ugly. On the way, he changed tricks and tricks to bring this prince up to the mountain. At the beginning, he didn't care so much for Xu Fu. He saw that he brought the prince into the mountain gate and survived the ceremony tomorrow, not to mention the prince, even himself was relieved. Unexpectedly, when he was in front of the mountain gate, the prince started to make trouble again.
If the fool in front of him wasn't the prince, Guang Guang wanted to invite the thunder to strike him. The reopening of the alchemist sect, which he has worked so hard to plan for so many years, cannot be destroyed in the hands of this fool in the end. At the moment, Guangyi hurriedly invited the chief servant who came along with the prince. After secretly stuffing the old **** with a piece of flawless jade, the chief servant of the house began to persuade the prince.
Seeing the look of Guangyi's sweating profusely, Bai Wuqiu, who was standing at the gate to watch the excitement, said to his 'biological father': "Old man, don't care what I'm called a fool in the future, and this Compared to the stupid prince, Lao Tzu is like your own son—why is this so awkward..."
"It's a pity that Guangyi is this person..." Gui Bugui ignored his cheap son. After laughing, he looked at the sweaty Guangyi in the distance and continued: "If it weren't for the three words of Dafang Shi, the hot Guangyi would have kicked this fool down the mountain in one go."
"Yeah, the current Junior Brother Guangyi has completely changed." At this time, Guangren and Huohua also joined together. At the moment, after gawking at the farce at the gate, he continued: "At the time of ZTE Zongmen, he had a big fight with me because he greeted Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. If Guang Guang at that time could see his present picture Face, I don't know how to feel..."
When Guangren and Gui Bugui were talking, the prince finally agreed to stay. However, he could not enter the 'pig pen' inside, and asked his servants to set up a tent in front of the sect. He rested in the tent tonight. Fortunately, the inner servants and guards who came with the prince knew the prince's character, and the inner servant who was in charge of the prince's daily life carried the tent.
Fortunately, the place in front of the sect is large. Guangyi laid a stone slab at the entrance earlier, and this huge tent can also be placed. After the tent was set up, the prince began to feel restless. At the moment, the broad sense has been recruited into his own account. After the two of them said a few words, Guangyi walked out of the room with a strange look.
At first glance, there was something wrong with the prince. A few little alchemists walked over and waited for the master to speak. Unexpectedly, Guang Guang waved his hand and asked the disciples to retreat away from this big tent. Before these little alchemists had retreated, the prince's dull voice came from the tent: "This fairy beauty, come, sit on the lap of this prince. You are all immortals and you are still twitching. What? Come here, this prince wants to teach the beautiful immortals to find the happiness in the world again..."
After saying these words, the sound of "Xixi Suo Suo" came from inside the tent. Then I saw the figure of the prince appearing in the brightly lit tent. At this time, the prince had undressed and was doing unsightly things to the air by himself.
"It is Zuo Ci's original teacher after all, this illusion can be considered to be able to do it." After watching the farce, Wu Mian, who was leaning on the door frame, turned around and walked into the sect, and continued: "Pimping the fairies is considered the first person in history in the broad sense. What he does as a generous master is really laborious..."
This night, the unpleasant sound inside the tent has not been interrupted. It was only after dawn that the very tired prince began to sleep soundly. At this time, people from all over the world who came to congratulate Taoist sects also arrived one after another. Originally, these people should have arrived a day ago, living in the sect and waiting for the ceremony to begin. Because the sudden arrival of the prince disrupted the broad plan, he could only use the secret method of sound transmission to notify these fellows that they would arrive at the sect on the day of the grand ceremony.
At the moment, these monks who came to Hexi were very surprised to see a tent placed at the entrance of the sect. Later, when I heard that this was the prince's palace, I admired the vastness of Guangyi's magical powers even the prince could invite.
However, at this time, Guang Guang had begun to regret that he had tossed the prince too hard last night. Seeing that the auspicious time was about to arrive, he invited the chief servant to go there three times. They didn't wake up the prince who was still in a deep sleep. If he really angered the prince, it would bring disaster.
At the moment, Guangyi and all the colleagues who came to congratulate can only wait hard. There is no need to think about the auspicious time. From the morning until the sky darkened, the prince woke up. Originally, he planned to finish the ceremony quickly before dark, but he did not expect that after the prince ate 'breakfast', he went back to the bed and fell asleep. I waited until the sky was dark to the point where it couldn't get any darker (9:00 to 11:00 in the evening) before I swayed. The first sentence after getting up was: "Go and find Guangyi, let him go and invite the fairy to come down to the earth to sleep..."
At this time, Guangyi and his congratulatory colleagues were waiting outside the tent. After hearing the prince's words in the tent, all the monks present were looking at Guangyi with a strange expression. At this time, everyone knew in their hearts what means this new grand master invited the prince, and Guangyi himself could not wait to find a crack to get in.
Fortunately, the in-house chief was still up to something serious, and now he coaxed the prince out. After everyone saluted the prince, Guangyi hurriedly started the ceremony of reopening the mountain gate of the alchemist sect. The auspicious time has long passed. Now Guangyi hopes to end the ceremony before Zi Shi, it has become a joke, so let's end it quickly.
Seeing that the prince entered the sect surrounded by the crowd, the monks behind him also followed Lu to go inside one after another. At this time, the voice of the joke came out again: "I have lived for so many years, and this is the first time I have seen a sect established in the middle of the night. To tell you the truth, according to the rules of our hometown, the prostitutes in the prostitutes marry the good ones. Talents pass by in the middle of the night.”
"It's almost the same meaning. Didn't you hear what the Crown Prince said just now? If Master Guangyi Dafang wants to invite another fairy to sleep over, what do you mean?"
"Do you believe in that? What fairy? Bacheng is a female disciple of the broad-minded sect, and broad-minded is a good way..."
This kind of words spread to Guangyi's ears. If the ceremony was not about to start soon, this great master would have the heart to kill and silence. The ceremony started in a hurry. After revering the heavens and the earth, the chief servant read out the imperial decree in front of everyone. Finally, Guangyi got up and performed the unique alchemist salute to the location of the capital of Luoyang.
According to the rules, at this time, the crown prince should give some words of encouragement on behalf of the emperor. However, the prince frowned and said to Guangyi: "You respect the emperor, why don't you come to salute the prince? Do you despise the prince?"
The prince represents the emperor. Originally, after speaking for the emperor, Guangyi had a special etiquette for the prince. I didn't expect that at this time, the prince would skip talking for the emperor and directly ask Guangyi to salute him. At this time, the chief servant also began to urge: "Master Dafang, you should answer His Royal Highness. It's getting late, and it will be the hour soon. After the hour, it will be tomorrow..."
After listening to the general manager's words, Guangyi could only bow to the prince patiently. Just as he was saluting, the crown prince said with great dissatisfaction, "Why don't you kneel and kowtow? If others kowtow, can you not kowtow to Master Dafang?"
As soon as these words were spoken, the people present suddenly fell silent. No one spoke again. They are all staring at Dafang Master Guangyi. The Dafang Masters of all dynasties have no etiquette to kneel and kowtow to the emperor, let alone a crown prince.