Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 418: Backfires
Difu Yang Envoy is Yan Jun's messenger in the human world. Yan Jun recruits some people with good qualifications to do some things in the human world that Yin Si and ghosts can't do. Generally, it is promised that after these people reach the yang life, they will directly become the yin division when they arrive in the underworld.
It's just that the status of the underworld yang envoy is embarrassing. He is not regarded as a companion by the underworld's yin division and ghost messengers, and he is also ashamed by some monks in the world. At the end of the Tang Dynasty, there were even monks who took advantage of the war to kill these underworld ambassadors. Later, very few people became yang envoys again, and it was unexpected that this time they would be met by the return.
The yang envoy saw that Bai Wu asked to take action, so he restrained a little. At the moment, he lowered his head and followed Gui Bugui directly into the hall. After the guests and the host were seated, Gui Bugui called Gao Rubai over and asked the executives to invite Wu Mian over to discuss something.
A moment later, the white-haired man also entered the hall. At this time, Gui Bugui handed the letter in his hand to Wu Mian and said, "This is a letter from Yan Jun. Tonight, he will return to Jinling City to meet us..."
"Meet you, don't join me." Before he could finish speaking, Wu Mian interrupted him. Then the white-haired man smiled and continued to say to the old guy, "Just treat me as if I don't exist. If you have anything to do with yourself, I will stay here and accompany Wenjun."
"Originally we were referring to the old man, me, Bai Wuqiu, and ginseng, but the old man didn't count you." After he smiled, he continued: "But I still need to let you know about this. You also need to know what Shi said to Yan Jun..."
"Are you disrespecting Your Majesty Yan Jun too much?" At this time, the underworld ambassador stood up and continued to say to the people and demons in the hall: "His Majesty Yan Jun is the Lord of the Underworld, how could it be? You can wear it like this? Your Majesty will arrive at the time, and now you should prepare early, go to bathe and change your clothes now, and clean your house with clean water..."
Seeing Yang Envoy's rhetoric, Wu Mian smiled at Gui Bugui and said, "If it wasn't for the fact that he was still angry, I would have thought that the Great Yin Division had arrived. Brother Gui, is this the Difu Yang Envoy?"
"Yeah, is this little guy interesting?" Gui Bugui gave Wu Mian a wicked laugh and continued, "Old man, I just discovered a very interesting thing, take a closer look at this little brother ...doesn't it get more interesting the more you look at it?"
After hearing the words of returning home, Wu Mian looked up and down at the Difu Yang Envoy. Then he smiled and said to the old guy: "Brother Gui, I understand what you want to do. But isn't it a bit too much? After all, this way, he will be abolished as a messenger of the underworld."
"What's too much of this?" Gui Bugui smiled and continued: "This is the best thing in the world, how many people are crying and shouting to not come? But God is also interesting, God There are hundreds of millions of people who want this, but there are not many suitable ones. But this Difu Yang Envoy is so suitable..."
"What are you talking about? What is suitable or not?" Yang Shi suddenly became alert, and his face paled and continued to say to the people and demons in the hall: "Don't mess around, even if you are now It took my life. After I die, I will also be the underworld's underworld, and then you, and your relatives and friends, will have to pass me after death..."
"What if you can't do Yin Si?" After Wu Mian smiled slightly, he took out a wax-skinned elixir from his arms. He held the medicine pill in his hand, while slowly peeling the wax skin, he continued to say to the Yang Envoy: "I thought that if you became a Yang Envoy, you would know who we are and what is going on in the world and the underworld. Now it seems that you don't know anything, if that's the case, you'd better stay in this world for a while, wait until you understand everything, and then go down to be a sinister..."
"What do you mean by that? What do you want to do when you take out this pill..." Before the Yang Envoy could finish speaking, Wu Mian suddenly turned to his mouth and peeled off his hand. Okay, the wax-skinned pill popped into his mouth.
After the medicinal pill entered his mouth, it was swallowed by Yang Shi directly down the esophagus. When he reacted and wanted to spit out the pill, he found that the pill that had entered the esophagus began to become smaller, the pill had been dissolved, and it entered Yang Shi's stomach like a trickle.
"What did you eat for me..." Before he could finish speaking, the Yang envoy suddenly fell to the ground in pain. Then his seven orifices began to bleed, and the pores all over his body began to seep out densely with blood spots.
Seeing how Yang Shi fell to the ground in great pain, Bai Wuqiu frowned and said, "Old guy, if you want to kill him, you can only call me Laozi, what's the matter with poisoning him like this? It's a joke."
"Who said the old man I'm going to kill him? Such an interesting person, it's too late for my old man to love him." Gui Bugui laughed and continued to Bai Wuqiu: "Look again, silly boy, What has changed in this yang envoy? It is good luck for this little boy to be able to overcome the elixir by himself..."
"You give this elixir of life that can't speak human words?" Bai Wuqiu looked at Xiang Yangshi and saw that this person was no longer bleeding. He was lying on the ground, gasping for breath. Unlike before, this man's hair turned the same color as snow...
After watching for a while, the yang envoy overcame the medicinal pills, and after returning to no return hehe smiled, and continued: "Old man, I will say that you are lucky, and there may not be one person out of ten thousand who can adapt to it. The magic power of the elixir of life, but you who don't want to be human have a 90% chance to overcome the elixir. Congratulations...you will not die in this life..."
"You gave me the elixir of life? I've become an immortal body?" After Yang Shi got up from the ground, he touched his cheeks and his whole body, which was no different from before. Place, how can you live forever? Too much play, right?
At this time, Gao Rubai, who was serving at the side, brought a bronze mirror. After Yang Envoy met, he found that in the mirror, he, the white-haired man, and the housekeeper all had the same hair color. Just when he was in a daze, Gao Rubai suddenly saw a short knife in his hand and slashed on Yang Shi's arm.
Yang Shi gave a painful "Ah!" and was about to scold the housekeeper for what he was doing when he suddenly found that his wound was healing quickly at a speed that the naked eye could see. Yang Shi, who saw the change in his body, was stunned. After a while, he muttered to himself: "I will live forever? Then how can I be a Yin Shi... I just offended the monk last month, and I am older than last month. I have offended Laodao. Everyone has offended me, but I still can't die..."
"Old man, let me tell you one more thing, immortality doesn't mean you can't die." Gui Bugui smiled and continued: "For example, if your head falls off, you can still die. But then again. , Yin Division is also very particular, if you don’t leave a whole body after death, you can’t do Yin Division…”
The Yang envoy who said these words touched his neck subconsciously, then he looked at Wu Mian with aggrieved expression, stomped his feet, and said, "Aren't you guys cheating?"
After he finished speaking, he ignored that he was here to deliver the letter, and ran out of the palace with his face covered. Looking at the back of this envoy, Wu Mian suddenly sighed, and then said to Gui Bugui, "I'm also bored, and I would actually do such a prank with you."
"Looking at what you said, weren't you also very happy when you put ammunition in his mouth just now?" Gui Bugui smiled and continued: "But it's still good luck, those People who desperately want to live forever are short-lived ghosts. This one who is single-minded and dedicated to being a ghost after death, the system is so suitable for elixir..."
Speaking of this, Gui Bugui shook his head with a smile, and then said to Wu Mian: "Old man, I'm going to prepare, although I don't need to purify the water to splash the street, but I still set up a few formations. It will come on its own, don't let the yin scare out to scare others..."