Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 58: first month book
"How did he get out of bed, you can see it when you go over there." After returning a smile, he continued: "Come on, let's go and see the excitement. I also admire this old man a little bit. I know that. The last time I was beaten and the little emperor couldn't get rid of it, I dared to come to the palace as soon as I got off the ground..."
The little emperor's imperial study has been a frequent visitor these days. Immediately, he brought two monsters and Zhao Zhenyuan to Kangxi's imperial study, and the **** had just entered to report, when Kangxi's voice came: "I said, Mr. Gui Lao and others don't need to ask to see, when people come, please come in directly. Exactly. What's wrong with you? How many times do I have to say it before I can remember?"
While speaking, there was a sound of footsteps in the imperial study, and then I saw the young emperor walked out of the imperial study surrounded by a group of eunuchs and guards. A short and fat man followed Kangxi. It was the prince of Pingxi who was beaten by Bai Wuqiu not long ago, with Wu Yingxiong on his forehead.
"What kind of wind is blowing you over here? The minions below don't know how to do things, and they don't know how to come over to Tongbing. I might as well go to greet them." After the little emperor smiled, he walked over and held it back. The hand that did not return turned around and walked into the imperial study together.
After entering the imperial study, Kangxi pointed to the short fat man behind him and said, "It's a coincidence for you to come here. The Prince of Pingxi just came to visit me and brought Wang Xizhi's first month post. There are several versions of this. Now, the palace has also collected it. I can't tell the truth from the fake. I'm trying to identify the authenticity with Wu Efu. It just so happened that you and I are here... Efu, this old man is the owner of the Sishui number, the number one in the world. The money will not belong to the old gentleman. This is my teacher and friend, please come and salute on behalf of King Pingxi."
Wu Yingxiong hurried over at the moment, saluted Guibugui, and said with a smile, "Yingxiong has heard the name of the old immortal for a long time, and the steward of the Surabaya even gave the princess a set of rouge a few years ago. The princess is full of praise after using it, I can't think of seeing you today..."
"Eifu, you're welcome, the old man I also picked up a bargain, just picking up people's teeth." Gui Bugui smiled and continued: "Since the princess likes it, I will let the old man send me ten sets of eight tomorrow. I don't know about women's things, old people, as long as the princess likes them."
At this time, Bai Wuqiu walked over with a frown. Looking at Wu Yingxiong, he said, "The surnamed Wu, you are always thinking of taking advantage of our old guy? You want rouge gouache when you open your mouth, don't think that our family has a big business and you just come to take advantage of it. This family will be owned by the old man from now on... …”
Hearing Bai Wuqiu's voice, Wu Yingxiong shivered. As soon as he saw this **** man, he felt a little familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere. Now that he heard the sound like a broken gong, he immediately reacted: Isn't this the sound of the person who beat him on the night he was beaten? At that time, I was patronized and beaten, and I didn't see the person's appearance, but the voice was not wrong, and I will remember it firmly in my life.
Thinking that he was beaten to the death, Wu Yingxiong felt a tightness in his lower abdomen and instantly felt the urge to urinate. He was just being received by the emperor, so how could he make such a rude request for 'convenience'?
Wu Yingxiong was upset, but the expression on his face was not revealed at all. He smiled and said to Bai Wuqiu: "This... the young master has misunderstood. Our family usually buys goods on the Surabaya. All the expenses at home are also sent by the guys from the Surabaya."
"What are you talking about, silly boy? Let people laugh. What is a few packets of rouge gouache? If Wu Efu is happy, I can bury him alive with rouge." Gui Bugui smiled and walked over In front of the emperor, he continued: "What did your majesty just say about Wang Xizhi's first month post? I also recognize a few words of the old man, can you let me also take a look at the old man?"
"Of course..." Kangxi smiled, and then brought a few of them to a long bookcase in the imperial study. At this time, a copybook has been placed here, which is really Wang Xizhi's first month post.
"The report of Shanyin Xizhi on the 12th day of the first month..." Gui Bugui looked at the copybook, shook his head and started to recite it. After he finished reading all the first month stories, he looked up at the little emperor and Wu Yingxiong and smiled. After a while, he said: "Looking at the brushwork and strength, it is really a first-class imitation of Wang Xi's later generations. If it wasn't for the old man, I also had a copy of the first moon in my hand, I'm afraid no one would recognize it"
As soon as these words came out, both the little emperor and Wu Yingxiong were stunned. After Kangxi reacted, he smiled and said, "This is what I was arguing about with Wu Efu just now. Originally, the palace also collected the same Chuyue post. It was borrowed by Prince Gong and closed, and I just let it go. He returned to the mansion to retrieve it, and debated the truth in front of Wu Efu. I didn't expect the old man to have a copybook of the first month in your hand, so there are three copybooks, who can tell if this is true or false..."
"The one I have in my collection is real, and the copybooks between His Majesty and Wu Efu are fake." Gui Bugui smiled and looked at the two of them with disapproval. The old guy continued: "Chuyue Post It was written by Wang Xizhi to his father Wang Kuang. Unfortunately, my old man and Wang Xizhi's nephew Wang Jianzhi had a bit of fate. At that time, I saved the lives of the old man and his family. In return, Wang Jianzhi gave this copy of his uncle's copybook to him. I collected it from the old man. As for what has been handed down now, most of them are copied works by their sons and nephews of the Wang family.”
When talking about this, Guibugui sighed again, and then continued: "It's a pity that the copybook is stored in the general number of the Surabaya. The copybook is brought here for Your Majesty to watch."
Kangxi had already checked the details of Wu Mian and whether he returned, and it was not surprising to hear that the old guy knew people from more than 1,300 years ago. It was just that Wu Yingxiong couldn't think of it. After a long time of reaction, he said, "Old man, do you know someone from more than a thousand years ago? You are truly an immortal living fairy..."
At this time, Bai Wuqiu also said: "What's this? Who doesn't know some famous people if you live longer? Do you know Wu Chengen who wrote the monkey drama? It was Lao Tzu who told him a story about the grandson monkey, As a result, he changed and rubbed together with the monks of the Tang Dynasty. Speaking of which, the big sage of Monkey King was named by Lao Tzu himself, his grandmother was a bear, and a good grandson had no disease. …”
At this time, Wu Yingxiong didn't know what to say. At this time, when Bai Wuqiu finally brought out a scolding sentence, Wu Efu's disease was at the root. His crotch was hot, and he stood in front of Kangxi and was not affected by it. Controlled urination...
By the time Wu Yingxiong reacted, the urine had already wet the soles of Kangxi's shoes. Immediately Wu Efu knelt on the ground with a blushing face, then kowtowed to the little emperor and said, "This minister is rude... This minister should be so rude to do such a rude thing, please make a decree to punish the sin of the minister seriously."
"What's the matter? Erfu, you are recovering from a serious illness, so it is inevitable that you will feel a little uncomfortable. This is not your intention to bump into me." Kangxi took a few steps back, comforted Wu Yingxiong, and said to Liang Jiugong: " Jiugong, go and find a pair of clean pants for Erfu to put on. Don't let the matter leak out today. Speaking of which, I have to take care of Erfu's uncle, and his face is not good-looking when he is humiliated."
At this time, Wu Yingxiong's face was ashamed like a big red piece of paper. After thanking him, Liang Jiugong took him out of the imperial study and went to find a place to change his pants.
Because the palace was special, Wu Yingxiong could only find a room where the **** rested and put on clean pants. At this time, he was embarrassed to go to see the emperor, and after kowtowing to the position of the imperial study a few times, he returned to his forehead mansion with shy eyebrows.
After coming back, I forgot to bring back that first month post. But under the shame at that time, who can remember that? At the moment, Wu Yingxiong returned to the room and was about to change into his clothes when he suddenly heard an unfamiliar voice in the air: "His Royal Highness, I have a message for King Pingxi..."