Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 62: Newlyweds no size


After getting the news that the young lady was getting married the next day, everyone in the Li family, from the housekeeper to the cook, was mobilized from their sleep. The entire Li Mansion was busy with the lanterns and lanterns, preparing for the wedding of the eldest miss tomorrow.

The Li family is the only one who can hold such a big wedding at any time in Luoyang city. The housekeeper sent someone overnight to invite the best tailor in Luoyang city to the house to tailor the dress for the young lady to prepare the next day's wedding dress. It was also Li Wenjun's good luck, the tailor was also responsible for making clothes for the ladies of the Chang'an City Palace. In his hand, he has a dress made for the noble concubine. Miss Wenjun's body shape is similar to that of the goddess. With a little modification, it can be used as a wedding dress.

In addition to the busy work of the Li Mansion, even the stewards of the Sishui ship in Luoyang City brought their shopkeepers to help. Hearing that the two distinguished guests of the owners were going to get married, the shop of the Sishui ship in Luoyang City directly posted a notice that the owner was happy and closed for one day. This was the first time in the history of the Sishui ship.

Because of the sudden decision, Li Cheng had no time to invite relatives from far away, so he could only invite relatives and friends from Luoyang to the mansion. However, even the relatives and friends in Luoyang have come to 1,800 people. So many people have to prepare a few days in advance just to eat and drink. Like now, they can set up a hundred wedding tables immediately, that is, Li Cheng's Finances can sustain it.

Seeing that the auspicious time was approaching, the groom came back from outside. The white-haired man was still dressed in white. Originally, Li Cheng had prepared a red auspicious uniform for him. But Wu Mian didn't wear it, and no one dared to persuade him. Li Cheng also tacitly accepted Wu Mian's salute in his white clothes. Anyway, people are living gods, and they are different from ordinary people. Just wear white...

Wu Mian and Gui Bugui left the Li residence before and after, but the old guy came back later than him. There were also several alchemists who returned to the Li Mansion with Gui Bugui. Bai Wuqiu and Sun Wubing were not outsiders. They were all the alchemists who had been trapped in the formation with them not long ago. Among them, Er Lengzi was most familiar with the alchemist who was hiding the flesh in the formation.

"Come on, these are all the guests I invited to watch the ceremony. You should arrange them in a prominent position." Gui Bugui smiled and handed over a few alchemists to the housekeeper, and then at the personal invitation of Li Cheng. , and Mr. Li sat in the elder's seat. According to the wedding process, Wu Mian and Miss Li Wenjun were going to kowtow to the two of them...

"Old guy, just like you did, you finished your uncle's happy event in a while, shouldn't it be time to do your white affair?" , continued muttering in a low voice: "First of all, let me explain that you are doing too much of a calamity. There will be a thunderstorm on your own. Don't expect Lao Tzu to intercede for you."

"I can see your little uncle kneeling in front of the old man's house and calling him daddy. It's worth it even if my old man's house was chopped into ashes." Gui Bugui smiled and glanced at Bai Wuqiu, Then he continued: "You don't know, the old man, I'm looking forward to this time, not a day or two..."

"I don't believe it, I don't believe that he is called Dad, do you really dare to agree?" When Bai Wuqiu was talking, he saw several alchemists already sitting at the table of the honored guests. The moment Er Lengzi continued: "What's the matter with these alchemists? When your uncle is overjoyed, why did you bring them here?"

"These are all witnesses, the old man took a lot of effort to find them. These people are about to go to Xu Fu by boat. If they are here to witness with their own eyes, the old guy Xu Fu will not disbelieve. ." When Gui Bugui said this, he suddenly couldn't help laughing, and then continued: "Don't talk about Xu Fu, now the old man himself doesn't quite believe it will be true..."

At this time, the auspicious time has come. In the sound of ritual and music, Wu Mian and Li Wenjun, who was wearing a red wedding dress, walked from the front and the backyard to the auditorium under the leadership of the wife. According to the rules, originally Wu Mian should bring Dahonghuaqiao to pick up Li Wenjun, and then hold the wedding at her husband's house. However, things were special, and Mr. Li couldn't wait for his daughter to stay by his side. Another immortal son-in-law...

The guests who came to watch the ceremony today all knew that Miss Li's family married a living fairy, and originally wanted to say a few polite words and get familiar with this living fairy. What I didn't expect was that the white-haired man couldn't see a smile on his face, and he had a condescending aura. As long as he got closer, it would make people feel breathless. Some of the guests who wanted to be familiar with each other just walked up to Wu Mian, and then backed away with a sigh of relief

After following Madam Xi to the auditorium, a few boys sang a happy song under the leadership of Madam Xi. When these boys opened their mouths, Wu Mian's face showed an impatient expression. When they finally finished singing and came over to ask for money, the white-haired man squinted at a few children. The boy who rushed to the front was so frightened that he burst into tears and made a mess in the auditorium. It seems that apart from Xiao Ren San, Wu Mian doesn't like children very much.

While Mrs. Xi was talking about coaxing the boys down, Wu Mian continued to Li Cheng: "Continue... I'm in a hurry."

"The bridegroom is in a hurry to enter the cave..." At this moment, a cousin of Li Cheng laughed, just when he was about to complete the bridal chamber. The white-haired man in the auditorium suddenly glanced back at him, and at the same time as Wu Mian met, the man shivered involuntarily. He was holding back his urine, but after Wu Mian glanced at him, he couldn't hold back and urinated in front of so many relatives and friends...

After seeing this man's humiliating appearance, Wu Mian smiled in his unique way. Then his eyes turned around the face of the guests. At this time, who else dared to look at Wu Mian? At the moment, almost all the guests shifted their gazes to other positions, daring not to look at the white-haired man.

"It's over, it's over..." After seeing Wu Mian's reaction in the auditorium, Bai Wuqiu threw the wine bottle in his hand onto the wine table. Originally, I thought that the newlyweds had no size, so it and Sun Wubing could make a fuss. Now that he saw his little uncle's reaction, Bai Wuqiu knew in his heart that he couldn't make trouble. But it still didn't give up, and said to Sun Wubing, who was also helpless beside him: "Didn't you say that your wedding banquet has no size? Do you think this looks like no size?"

"Don't talk to me, I'm a monkey..."

The wedding went on without embarrassment, and it was almost time for the prostration. The housekeeper, who was in charge of welcoming the guests below, suddenly trotted to Li Cheng's side, and whispered in his master's ear: "Master, someone outside said that he is a friend of the new uncle. Knowing that uncle is getting married, he sent a gift. I want the new uncle to collect..."

"Isn't it about to salute if you don't see this? Wait until after salute..." Li Cheng glared at the housekeeper, seeing that the white-haired fairy was about to call himself Dad. What are you wasting your time on now?

What I didn't expect was that Wu Mian looked back at Mr. Li, and then said, "Bring in the gift, I'll wait..."

At this time, the housekeeper also knew that he had done something wrong, so he hurried out with his head down. And Wu Mian just stood in the auditorium, waiting for the gifts from outside to come in. The white-haired man put a good-looking wedding here, making everyone inside and outside the auditorium a little embarrassed.

Not long after, the butler directed a few coolies to bring in a large wooden box from the outside. After seeing the box coming in, Li Cheng looked at the housekeeper and said, "Where's the person? The person who gave the gift? Didn't he say he delivered it to the new uncle in person?"

"Just like this, the gentleman disappeared." The housekeeper was also bitter, knowing that he might as well put away the gift and give it to the new uncle after the wedding. Now it's better to fix yourself inside and out and not be a human being.

At this time, Wu Mian had already walked out of the auditorium. Gui Bugui and the three monsters also got together in front of the box, and then Bai Wuqiu stepped forward and told the box to open. A figure fell out of the box. This person Wu Mian and Gui Bugui had just met last night. It was the alchemist named Zhou Ling. It's just that he's dead now...


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