Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 88: Sober
After returning to the guest room, the two monsters didn't sleep, and Xiao Ren San was drinking with Bai Wuqiu. When Wu Mian and Gui Bugui came back, the wine jar was already lying on the ground. Xiao Ren San's body was red from drinking, and he said to Bai Wuqiu, who was stunned at a pot of flesh and bones with his big tongue: "Big... eldest nephew! It's not me... we... people who are ginseng elders say... say you, you But still...you still owe three bowls...don't act like a bitch. Do...do it, do this...this...these three bowls, we ginseng will take you to...see the maiden... "
Just after Xiao Ren San said these few words, Bai Wuqiu suddenly made a "wow..." and spit all the wine and vegetables in his stomach into the meat and bone basin. Then the big man fell on his back and fell to the ground. Like a fountain, he spit out the contents of his stomach. The spit-like liquid flowed down Er Lengzi's head and neck. Seeing Bai Wuqiu fall to the ground and vomit, Xiao Ren San, who was already numb from drinking, smirked and fell asleep on the wine table.
In the blink of an eye, a stench filled the room. Wu Mian frowned, looked at Gui Bugui and said, "You kiss your son's butt, wipe it..."
It's hard to go home. A blind old man has been busy for a long time to clean up his cheap son. The old guy dragged Er Lengzi directly to the well, stripped him naked, poured buckets of cold well water on it, and poured the filth on Bai Wuqiu's face and body clean.
Ordinary people jumped up when the well water was almost freezing. The rough-skinned and thick-skinned Bai Wuqiu just turned over, snoring loudly. Fortunately, they wrapped the entire backyard of the inn, and they would not disturb others.
Xiao Ren San is much more delicate, and before the bucket of well water can be poured, the little guy jumped up from the ground: "It's so cold... you must build the stove, you old man You just splashed our ginseng with well water, our ginseng dream. Can you still bully us?" He opened his mouth and sprayed out a fireball at Guibugui.
Although the old guy's eyes are not good, he can still vaguely sense the light source. Looking at the fire in front of him, the surrounding temperature suddenly rose. As soon as he returned, he knew what had happened, and the lightning-like shot slapped the fireball.
With a sound of "Bang!", the fireball was shattered by the old guy, turning into countless sparks scattered everywhere, and disappeared without a trace in an instant. Gui Bugui gave a wicked laugh, poured the remaining half bucket of water on Xiao Ren San, and said, "Are you still dreaming? Wake up..."
"Cold... Ah Ni!" The well water poured again, causing Xiao Ren San to tremble involuntarily. It was only then that he realized that he was not dreaming, and at the moment he kicked his feet in annoyance, ran back to the guest room with a runny nose, put on the sheets and ran back, cursing in a milky voice: " The next time I see your father Xi Yingzhen, our ginseng won't give you eye drops, it's your son..."
"Has anyone been here just now? There are three sets of tableware on your wine table." Before Xiao Ren San finished. Wu Mian, who was standing on the other side of the well, rarely spoke first. Glancing at Xiao Ren San, who was stunned by the question, the white-haired man continued: "Bai Wuqiu rarely drinks like this, who would make him drink again?"
To the white-haired man. Xiao Ren San didn't dare to be as presumptuous as he did not return. The little guy blinked his eyes and thought for a moment, then slapped his thigh and said, "It's Monk Guangxiao, just this bald donkey who drank one bowl after another. That bald donkey..."
"Old man, I knew that Guangxiao must have other goals." After returning to Wugui, he smiled and said to Wu Mian: "You and I are in the inn or not, Guangxiao doesn't need to come in to know. You can see it in the inn. He, this monk must have another purpose, ginseng, think about it, what did that bald donkey do to your eldest nephew, Baiwuqiu, besides drinking you wine?"
"What else are you doing? Isn't it just drinking..." After thinking about it for a long time, Xiao Ren San continued: "When the bald donkey came over, we were already a little too much. The nephew was so angry that he scolded him directly. The bald donkey came in to please Bai Wuqiu, and kept asking about his eldest nephew's birthday and things about his childhood. We don't talk much about ginseng, and the monk looked at Bai Wuqiu. I couldn't tell, so I started to pour it, and I didn't know what happened in the end. The bald donkey suddenly disappeared after drinking half of it. Then, our ginseng was woken up by an old bucket of cold water..."
After listening to Xiao Ren San's words, Gui Bu Gui suddenly thought of something. Suddenly he squatted down and groped on the cheap son who was still sound asleep. After fumbling for a long time, the old guy directly probed into Bai Wuqiu's body and smelled it. It's just that Er Lengzi is now full of alcohol and the stench of vomiting. After Guibugui smelled it for a long time, he stood up with a frown and said to Wu Mian, "Guangxiao should have used the method of asking the soul for this silly boy. It's a pity that it vomited a lot to cover up the traces. But this technique is for humans, and I have never heard of anyone using it on monsters. I don't know what the bald donkey asked. No..."
The sea eye... the jade card... asks the soul. The purpose of this monk is really many. After Wu Mian sneered, he continued: "I bet, it knows you and I are in Taiyuan. I have to rush over in person, there must be other things in it. Li Xuanba..."
"After Yuan Chang's matter was over, this was the first time this monk was so active." Gui Bugui smiled. Then he continued: "But it's better to keep him active, let him find these clues. Now the monks in the world will be very different from those of the alchemists back then, it's not just one or two wide-character babies. Hiroko's ability is not in magic. I'll wait to see how it works."
Being so tossed by two monsters, the previous guest room could no longer accommodate people. Fortunately, the entire backyard was covered by them, and Wu Mian and Gui Bugui took the sobered Xiao Ren San to another room to rest. until the next morning. He was woken up by the sound of Bai Wuqiu scolding the street.
Er Lengzi was furious at the fact that he had slept naked on the well platform for one night for no reason. Just when he was naked in the yard and scolded the street, a bald little monk looked out from the outside and looked at the hundreds of people in the backyard. Don't ask for a glance. After meeting Er Lengzi's eyes, the little monk was taken aback and hurriedly withdrew his head.
"What are you hiding, little bald man? It's you and me who are shameless. I'm not ashamed of you, why are you blushing?" After seeing the little monk withdrew. Bai Wuqiu continued to curse: "Last night, I remember that a bald man was drinking Laozi wine? Was it you? Or your master Guangxiao! I remembered that it was that shameless Guangxiao who was drinking Laozi wine last night. Filial piety. Last night, he kept going to Lao Tzu's side to make do with you. Tell the truth... Guangxiao's old bald donkey covets Lao Tzu's beauty..."
"Donor, don't talk nonsense, the little monk is indeed a disciple of Master Guangxiao... What are you doing? Help..." The little monk was halfway through speaking. Bai Wuqiu suddenly became crazy and rushed to his side, pulling the little monk into the well. The little monk turned pale with fright. Desperately struggling: "Help me... I'm here to find Wu Mian, and I'm not going to return! I didn't give you last night, I don't know what Master did to you..."
"Silly boy, it was Dad who made you sober up here. If you weren't afraid of choking yourself to death, my old man wouldn't let you sober up here." At this time, Gui Bugui left the guest room come out. To the little monk who was yelling like killing a pig, he said, "Your master sent you here, did you invite us to come over? Do you have something to say or a letter to explain?"
Hearing that he was not taken advantage of by Guangxiao, Bai Wuqiu was relieved and threw the little monk to the ground: "I didn't scare you, did I? What's wrong with you? Old man, You see, Lao Tzu is nothing like this little bald donkey, he foams at his mouth and wants to corrupt you..."