Carefree Scholar Chapter 571: Did you see that Taoist aunt?


In the tent, it was very clean. A table in the center was filled with fresh melons, fruits and vegetables. The sloppy old man squeezed a piece in his mouth and patted the lid of a pot of wine beside him. He raised his head and took a sip, and said: "Good wine, really good wine!"

I tasted a few more cakes, and then I lay comfortably on the chair, with a weird smile on his old face, "League of Martial Arts? It's a bit interesting..."

Reached out for a whole scented chicken on the table, and saw that on the other side of the table, an old man was holding a chicken leg, biting it twice, shaking his head and saying, "The fire can't be waited for, waste is wasted", and Stretched his hand to the other one.

Two **** of light burst out of the muddy eyes of the sloppy old man, and the whole person's temperament changed completely.

As early as more than ten years ago, his martial arts has reached the state of transformation, which is the realm of the master in the martial arts, but unknowingly, people get close to him, even if the opponent is also a master. , It is absolutely impossible to do this, the scene before him is really weird.

He looked at the old man with half-squinted eyes, and asked vigilantly: "Who are you?"

The old man put down the chicken leg in his hand, looked up at him, yawned, and asked: "What is your name..., Xu Xiaoguai?"

"Xu...little monster?" The sloppy old man behaves strangely. People in the world call him "Old Monster Xu". In fact, it also means a respectful name. When was he insulted in person?

"Old stuff, you are looking for death!"

Before he finished his words, an afterimage appeared in the void in front of him, and in an instant appeared on the throat of the strange old man opposite.

The next moment, looking at the hand clasped on his wrist, as dry as a bark, the sloppy expression on the face of the sloppy old man directly stagnated.

"Old thing?" The old man on the opposite side wiped his hands, half-squinted eyes opened, looking at the scruffy old man and asked.

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Ruyi pulled Li Yi's sleeve and said, "You don't need to look for your grandfather. Second uncle may find a place to sleep. He will come out when the competition officially starts."

"Why do you think your second uncle is dozing off so much?" Li Yi was very curious about this.

Ruyi smiled, and said: "Second-uncle's kung fu is like that, so don't be surprised."

Li Yi was surprised: "Is it Sleeping Boxing?"

"What is the sleeping punch?" Ruyi asked while looking at him.

"This is not important..." Li Yi shook his head and asked: "What time do I need to sleep for so long? I heard from the old man that my second uncle has slept like this for half a lifetime."

"It's called Gui Xi Gong." Ruyi explained: "The second uncle looks like he is sleeping, but he actually does exercises all the time."

Li Yi always felt that the name "Gui Xi Gong" was a bit familiar, until he thought of the unpleasant face of Old Man Chang, he finally found some information in his mind.

Turtle-breathing skill can increase your gong power in your sleep, and it is faster than other people’s normal practice. A person who practices turtle-breathing skill may not be surprising in his moves, but as he grows older, his internal strength becomes more vigorous. The degree can scare people to death.

More importantly, by practicing this kind of kung fu, you can really live like a tortoise and easily pass the 100-year-old mark.

Li Yi can understand this. When a person sleeps, the body's metabolism will drop to an extremely low level. The same applies to science fiction films such as dormancy.

If you count it this way, it's very likely that you can't survive Second Uncle?

This is a bit too hurtful. Li Yi shook his head. You must find out all the ways to make chickens when you go back. You don’t have to repeat three meals a day, but your second uncle vomits. I also have to learn tortoise breath...

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"Predecessor, senior, the junior has no eyes, but also, I hope senior forgiveness!" In a certain place, the sloppy old man stood upright, bowed his head, and his voice trembled.

The old man sitting at the table picked up the chicken drumstick just now and said: "The Taoist aunt outside just now, did you see it?"

"Look, I saw." Thinking of the aunt who made him aware of the danger, the sloppy old man nodded immediately.

The old man asked lazily: "If she plays in a while, do you know what to do?"

The sloppy old man showed embarrassment and said: "Senior, then, that Taoist aunt is very strong, so it should be..."

Half of talking, seeing that the terrifying senior's half-squinted eyes seemed to be about to open, the sloppy old man trembled, and immediately said: "Senior don't worry, the younger generation will tie the Daoist to Senior's room tonight. , We must not let the predecessors down."

"What?" The old man looked up at him.

The sloppy old man was stunned for a moment, and asked tentatively: "Then, seniors mean..."

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At the door of the tent, the second uncle patted the sloppy old man on the shoulder, and said: "Little monster, as a master master, you must have a little bit of spine. You will be looked down upon like you..."

The sloppy old man heard the words, only to feel a surge of blood in his chest.

Bone?

The martial arts he had worked so hard for all his life was almost abolished just now, and he said he was a spine!

If it weren't for the old monster in front of me, he would have torn down the old bone on the opposite side.

But at this moment, the grand master can only say with a smile: "Senior, the antidote..."

"When you finish the work, I will naturally give you an antidote." The old man said faintly, and then slowly left with his hands on his back, staggering, as if he would be dead.

But only the sloppy old man knows that if he really regards him as a twilight person half-footed into the coffin, I am afraid that the master will have to fall into a big somersault.

He even has some doubts at this moment, whether he has really reached the realm of the grandmaster, the realm of the grandmaster has already reached the top in the martial arts, the opponent is hard to find, it is the same realm, if it is not for life and death, it is difficult to distinguish the winner easily~ IndoMTL.com~ But just now, he saw what the real destruction is.

Although his martial arts major is taking a feminine path, he is not known for his internal strength, but the master master has a gap, and where he can go, but the brief moment of internal strength just now The competition is like a river hitting the sea, and it will collapse when touched...

I have to say that for decades, certain concepts or beliefs in his heart suddenly collapsed at the moment.

Licking his lips, there is still a trace of sweetness remaining. What was forced to eat just now does not seem to be poison.

However, the more colorless and tasteless, the more violent the toxicity. As for the bitterness and sweetness...

He reached out and touched somewhere between his ribs, and there was still a slight pain. This is where the toxins gathered. If the antidote is not obtained by this time tomorrow, even the master master will poison him and die.

The sloppy old man's complexion darkened, and he glanced at the direction the aunt had left before, and turned back to the tent.

If I had known that I would encounter such an old monster today, I don’t care about the excitement and poison. Such masters should not lie to him. I am afraid that he will only have a chance to fight with that Daogu. .

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"Second Uncle, are you back?"

Li Yi saw the old man walk in from the outside with his hands on his back, pointed to the table in front of him, and said, "There are two chicken legs here, it's still warm."

The second uncle waved his hand and said: "Let it go, the old man will go to sleep first, don't call me if there is nothing to do."

After that, he lay on the simple bed in the tent, and the next moment there was a snoring sound.

Li Yi felt strange that the second uncle was able to resist the temptation of chicken legs and glanced over there. The quality of sleep is really enviable...

[ps: There was an earthquake during the codeword, and I thought I was going to rise to immortals...]


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