Celestial Employee Chapter 21: Clearance-No. 25

"What? Master please leave the customs?"

As soon as the real person Ling Feng said this sentence, all the Sanqingshan Daoists present were dumbfounded.

One of them asked boldly, "Big brother, the master is in retreat and practicing three lives and immortality. Last time the second brother was just drunk and accidentally knocked on the master’s door and was caught by the master. I was punished to think about it in the small cave on Yujing Peak for three years, and I haven’t come out yet. Big brother, don’t you know that there are many mosquitoes in the summer, and we gave him so many gunslinger cards. Smoke and mosquito coils are not good..."

"It's all right, all right." Ling Feng waved his hand weakly, interrupting the wordy junior. "It's better for me to find the master by myself. If I have anything, I will do my best."

"What the **** is so urgent?" Seeing the real person Ling Feng ran out of Sanqing Temple, and even the Nine Palace Lotus Steps came out, all the Taoists in Sanqingshan were dumbfounded. "Back when Yunnan's bronze armored corpses were raging, and Longhushan issued a shattering card, the big brother was not so worried."

"That's right." When a group of people were talking about it, they found that the sky outside suddenly brightened.

A group of people rushed out of Sanqing to take a look at each other, and a thin, but extremely bright beam of light lay across the sky above Longhu Mountain.

Many Taoists who spent a long time in Sanqing Mountain were all stunned as if they were instantly frozen.

"Broken Sky..."

Some newcomers didn’t understand what was going on. They thought someone was playing with some big spotlights on the top of Longhu Mountain, but when they heard these people murmur in their mouths These people were also dumbfounded when the words "Baotianjian" were three words.

Although it is the first time that most people have seen this kind of shattered sky that can reflect the entire sky, it is said that thousands of miles away have seen this shattered sky. But for everyone on the scene, the name Po Tian Khan has long been known to everyone.

When this shattering card came out, it only represented a meaning. That was either something happened in Longhu Mountain that he couldn't deal with, or something happened in Sanqing Mountain that he couldn't deal with.

Longhushan and Sanqingshan are so awesome, in general, what can't be dealt with?

So in the past 100 years, the number of times the sky-breaking card has appeared has only appeared three times.

The first time was the Ban family in Jiangxi, which was famous for exorcising corpses. I didn’t know what happened, so he provoked an opponent in Yunnan. The opponent was also very poisonous. He made a bronze corpse without making a sound. Someone came forward and hired someone from the Madara family to take care of the delivery.

People in Xuanmen know that ordinary zombies are dead, mindless objects, and can only randomly attack lively objects. And this bronze armor corpse is different. Not only was this bronze armor corpse cast like gold steel on its body, ordinary talisman recording instruments couldn't hurt it at all. Moreover, this bronze armor corpse can also appear in broad daylight, and can accept the instructions of the drive.

So the people from the Madara family accidentally caught up. The two Madara children who were responsible for driving the corpses were all hung in the hands of the bronze armored corpse. Although the Ban family had a good set of corpses and exorcism, they had nothing to do with this unusually ferocious bronze corpse. So the Ban family immediately sent a disciple to Longhushan for help.

The leader of Dragon Tiger Mountain at that time worked very carefully. Considering how to get rid of zombies, Sanqingshan's expertise is to remove demons and guardianship, and the situation is urgent, so he immediately released the Daobaotianmen to ask for help from Sanqingshan.

The second time that the disciples of the two mountains saw the Potian Cambodia 30 years ago, it was said that it was sealed by the ancestors of Sanqingshan. The younger brother of the old demon of Black Mountain, the old demon of Hongshan broke through the prohibition through the change of heaven. . At that time, the several masters of Sanqingshan all shot, and they retreated. The Xuanxu true man of Sanqingshan at that time, in desperation, sent out a broken message to Longhushan for help.

And this third card is a joke. It is said that there was a thief who didn't open his eyes. He sneaked to Longhu Mountain in the middle of the night and wanted to steal some valuable things and sell them in exchange for some money, but he didn't expect , Accidentally touched a broken sky, and ended up being blocked by the expert of Longhushan. When the masters of Sanqingshan arrived aggressively, they found that Zhang Daoyuan, the instructor of Longhushan, gritted his teeth with the thief to calculate how much it would cost to make a shattering card.

Since then, Longhushan has been more careful about the collection of the Phantom Cambodia. It is said that not only the Phantom Cambodia was hidden in a private place, but the surrounding area was also restricted.

Most people have no way to touch the Dragon and Tiger Mountain's Battered Sky Cambodia, so when they saw the Dragon Tiger Mountain's Battered Sky Cambodia released, all the Sanqingshan Taoists had only one thought left in their hearts." Something happened."

*

When he saw this shattering card, Ling Feng was on his way to Yujing Peak.

The master of Zhenren Lingfeng, who is now the boss of Sanqingshan, Zhenren Xuanxu, is now practicing in Yuxuguan retreat on Yujing Peak. Yujing Peak is also the highest peak of Sanqing Mountain. If you pick up steps from below, the mountain road is very steep.

But if someone sees real Ling Feng at this time, they will definitely be shocked by this old Taoist man with long beard and black robe.

Because of the current real person Ling Feng, the speed of going up the mountain is like a gust of wind, and it seems that he doesn't touch the ground, just like that.

It takes no more than a blink of an eye to rush from the Sanqing Guan, and there is not much way for Ling Feng to leave Yujingfeng's Yuxu Guan.

"It seems that Zhang Daoyuan, the technique of looking at qi is getting better and better. The sight of such a powerful aura seems to scare him."

Ling Feng thought this in his heart when he saw the sudden appearance of a broken sky at the top of Longhu Mountain. But Ling Feng's feet did not stay for a while.

After a while, Ling Feng's real person floated to Yu Xuguan's door without blushing or breathing.

"It seems that your cultivation level has improved again. Your Nine House Lotus Steps seem to be so close to stepping on the lotus."

Just as the real man Ling Feng was concentrating and plucking up his courage to reach out and knock on the door, there was a sound of emptiness in Yuxu Temple.

"Master." Real man Ling Feng was overjoyed. "Congratulations, Master for successfully leaving the barrier."

"Hey, come in and talk again."

The real person Ling Feng was overjoyed, thinking that his master Xuanxu had already broken the three-life immortal game and gained supreme power. But what really surprised Real Person Ling Feng was that there seemed to be no complacency in the words from Real Person Xuanxu.

Mr Ling Feng had no choice but to reach out and push open the vermillion lacquer gate of the Taoist Temple full of doubts, and walked in.

"Should we have not seen each other for a year."

As soon as Ling Feng walked into Yuxu Temple, he saw his master, the white beard and white hair Xuanxu, and smiled to himself.

When he first came in, Real Person Ling Feng was really excited, because since Real Person Xuanxu retreated a year ago, Real Person Ling Feng has never seen Real Person Xuanxu who has taught himself Taoism for decades.

So when Ling Feng heard this kind voice, he almost couldn't help shouting, "Master, I miss you."

But when Real Person Ling Feng first saw the environment around Real Person Xuanxu, Real Person Ling Feng was almost the same as before, foaming at the mouth and fainted.

The first thing that Real Person Ling Feng saw were three large TV sets around Real Person Xuanxu.

Below the three TV sets are the three most popular BBK DVDs with many advertisements.

On the screens of the three televisions that are turned on, three glamorous women with different skin colors are swaying like water snakes around a few strong men and twisting their waists desperately.

A scene of **** to the extreme, a stunned voice of lust.

The twenty-second chapter of the main body of the Hue Bureau "Ling Feng, you are in focus."

When Real Person Ling Feng was stunned, Real Person Xuanxu smiled suddenly and said something like this.

The real person Ling Feng only felt that his heart was hit by a stick. His mind suddenly shrank, and he couldn't help but touch his forehead, and he was already sweating.

"If you can't even see through the hues, then you probably won't be able to go further in your cultivation." True Master Xuanxu looked at his most important apprentice and said with a smile.

When Real Person Ling Feng was said by Real Person Xuanxu, his heart was like a mirror, and he immediately returned to the pure state. The three TV sets in front of him seemed to be like clouds in the mountains, and disappeared after a glance.

"Congratulations, Master for breaking through the three lives of immortality. Gaining supreme power." Ling Feng convincingly looked at the mysterious real man with white hair and beard.

"Sigh."

When Real Person Ling Feng was awakened by Real Person Xuanxu with a single sentence, he knew that his Master had already broken the most embarrassing Hue Game in the Three Lives Situation, so Real Person Ling Feng naturally thought that Real Person Xuanxu was already worthy. After breaking the three lives and being inexhaustible, he became the deepest alchemist in Sanqingshan Road in the past 100 years. But Real Person Ling Feng did not expect Real Person Xuanxu just sighed, and then said. "The number of days dictates that I would be able to break this situation after a while. But I didn't expect that today, I was so greedy, which caused me to lose my mind and forsaken all previous achievements. It seems that this life may not be able to break this situation. ."

Ling Feng's expression changed drastically after hearing this. He knew that these words made by Real Person Xuanxu were definitely not a joke, and he was indeed practicing, if one fell short of one's accomplishments, and then practiced again, it would take more time and cost. And seeing the real person Xuanxu, there is no time to come again.

I felt a little sad when I thought of Real Person Ling Feng here, but Real Person Ling Feng immediately remembered his purpose of coming here, so Real Person Ling Feng asked anxiously. "Master, do you also feel the blast of treasure just now?"

The real person Xuanxu smiled weakly, and said: "Of course, the purple star was chaotic just now, and the treasure was soaring. Back then, when the Emei faction recast the Haotian mirror and the Haotian mirror was reopened, there was no such power."

"No." Ling Feng's eyes whited and he almost fainted. "Master, you mean the treasure that just appeared in the southeast is more powerful than the Haotian mirror of the Emei school?"

"Looking at the powerful posture, it really seems to be a bit more powerful." Master Xuanxu nodded seriously, then looked at Tiantian again, and said with a smile: "Or you think Zhang Daoyuan is an old fellow, Will you be anxious to release the Po Tian Khmer and invite us to come to talk?"

"...." Real person Ling Feng looked at Real Person Xuanxu, really speechless.

Because Emei's Haotian Mirror has always been hailed as the No. 1 treasure of the Xuanmen. When I thought that Emei's Haotian Mirror was reopened, I don't know how many Taoist alchemists rushed to Emei day and night, just to get a glimpse of the first treasure Haotian Mirror of Xuanmen. Thinking that Ling Feng's qualifications were not old enough, after arriving at Emei, he didn't grab the front row position.

But the current real Xuanxu actually said that the treasure that appeared in the southeast today is even more powerful than the Haotian Mirror.

That treasure that is more powerful than the Haotian mirror, what is that?

The real person Ling Feng really couldn't think of anything to say, so he could only ask the real person Xuanxu stupidly. "Since that treasure is so powerful, why did it suddenly become silent after the treasure rose to the sky?"

"I'm not sure." Master Xuanxu shook his head and sighed. "That's why I don't think Zhang Daoyuan can figure it out. That's why he released the Potian Cambodian and invited us to discuss it."

"Then what should we do?" Real person Ling Feng looked at Real Person Xuanxu and said. "Master, please make it clear."

Real Person Ling Feng is very afraid of Real Person Xuanxu and said, "Forget it, let's not wade into this mixed water." Because after practicing in retreat and trying to overcome the three-life immortal situation, Real Person Xuanxu confronted Hongchen all kinds of things, It seems that there is not much nostalgia.

But what made Real Person Ling Feng overjoyed was that Real Person Xuanxu smiled and said. "You can take a trip to Longhu Mountain for me. Treasures are obtained by virtuous people, but I don't want to see them fall into the hands of evildoers. So you'd better see what the treasure is. , Who got it. Besides, I would also like to know why this treasure suddenly disappeared after it was so bright."

If True Person Xuanxu knew that after the light soared into the sky, it suddenly disappeared. It was only that Zhao Lingjun re-threw those things like utensils into the black metal box, I am afraid that no matter how high the Taoism is, he will fall headlong. Fell to the ground.

*

After being unable to study the function of the tripod, Zhao Lingjun threw all the old-thinking things like props into the black metal box.

Zhao Lingjun was so anxious to put these things away because he was worried that if he ever bumped into a guy like Qin Ye again, he would walk into his house shamelessly. When I see this pile of things, I will jump into the Yellow River and I can’t clean it up. I’m afraid that as long as one morning, let alone the entire company, the entire building will know that Zhao Lingjun of the Monsini company looks honest. But in fact, he is a perverted **** mania with a hobby.

What Zhao Lingjun didn't put away was the three-legged small square tripod that Zhao Lingjun took out last, and the glass bottle with blue pills like Viagra and a roll of bamboo with strange characters carved.

Zhao Lingjun left these things after careful consideration.

Because although I figured out how to make this black metal box. But Zhao Lingjun was very worried that this black metal box would suddenly disappear like it suddenly appeared.

As for those things like utensils, even if they disappeared, Zhao Lingjun felt that he would not be very heartbroken.

But Zhao Lingjun didn't want to put this small three-legged square ding that looked very valuable in that black metal box.

And every man is somewhat interested in Viagra. Therefore, Zhao Lingjun felt that the little blue pill in the glass bottle, of course, would have to stay and find an opportunity to study and study.

As for the bamboo rolls, Zhao Lingjun also wanted to find an opportunity to see if anyone understood the words on it, and to see what kind of exciting things were written on these bamboos.

After leaving these three things, Zhao Lingjun closed the black metal box and clicked on the black lotus that was still floating on the black metal box.

What Zhao Lingjun did not expect was that the black lotus had re-emerged with radiant brilliance, and then the black metal box disappeared in the radiant brilliance.

Then the black lotus returned to its initial budding posture, and fell on the floor of Zhao Lingjun's bedroom with a ding sound.

"Hahaha." After Zhao Lingjun picked up the black lotus, looked at the small Fangding, glass bottle and bamboo on his bedside table, laughed three times happily, and then went to bed.

*

It's just that today's things are too bizarre. After Zhao Lingjun went to bed, he couldn't fall asleep like he had taken a stimulant. I don't know how many turns on the bed, Zhao Lingjun slowly fell asleep.

After falling asleep, Zhao Lingjun had countless bizarre dreams.

The one that I did the most was that Zhao Lingjun dreamed that his tripod had sold for eighteen million, and then he drove a BMW in bright clothes, and stopped next to Hao Meili’s little boy, and then Hao Meili and Zhang With his horrified eyes, Zhao Lingjun said proudly. "Yazhen, Fatty Zhang, I quit, 88."

The twenty-third chapter of the main text, the blue pill "How did you make it like this."

"Why did you do it, what were you excited about last night? You jumped and jumped and made people live."

In the early morning of the next day, Zhao Lingjun, who was limping, footsteps, and pale, just appeared in the sight of a group of people standing on the bus stop and waiting for the bus, Zhang Changsheng and Lin Yiren could not help it. Asked.

"Talk to you about something."

Before Zhao Lingjun could reply, he was mysteriously pulled aside by Xiao Ping.

"What's the matter?" Zhao Lingjun looked at Xiao Ping excitedly.

"Lend me the good things you saw last night for two days." Xiao Ping blinked at Zhao Lingjun and said.

Zhao Lingjun almost fainted on the ground.

"Did I not close the curtains when I looked at those things yesterday?" Zhao Lingjun couldn't figure out how Xiao Ping knew what he saw yesterday.

"Take it out quickly." Xiao Ping said. "It will be inconvenient when the bus is coming soon."

"What are you looking at." Zhao Lingjun looked at Xiao Ping angrily, and began to suspect that Xiao Ping was also a fan, and suspected that he had installed a pinhole probe in his bedroom.

"The **** movie you watched yesterday." Xiao Ping said. "Are you ashamed."

Zhao Lingjun whited his eyes and almost passed out. After a long time, Zhao Lingjun eased his breath and said to Xiao Ping. "How do you know that I watched **** yesterday."

"Look at you, your footsteps are vacant, your complexion is pale, and just now, Lin Yiren also said that you were tossing upstairs last night. You said you didn't watch **** for a long time, so what else can you do? Ah."

"That's right, take out any good things quickly." While Xiao Ping said this, Lin Yiren and Zhang Changsheng also surrounded them.

"Where do I have any porn." Zhao Lingjun looked at the three men with bright eyes depressed and said. "I jumped around because my foot hurt in the sewer yesterday."

"What, did you hurt your foot?"

When Zhao Lingjun said this, Zhang Changsheng and the others became a little nervous. After all, everyone knows what kind of place is under the sewer, so Zhang Changsheng immediately asked very nervously: "How is it? Is it serious?"

"What do you mean." Zhao Lingjun looked at Zhang Changsheng very depressed and said. "You didn't realize that when I came, all became Tieguai Li? You said it was serious or not."

"Haha."

"*, I'm so miserable, and you guys are still laughing. Is there any humanity?" Zhao Lingjun looked at the three people who couldn't help laughing, and said with great depression.

"Hehe." Zhang Changsheng coughed, then barely held back his laugh, and said to Zhao Lingjun. "Well, I'll ask for a leave for you today. Go to the hospital and get a vaccination or something. There are so many miscellaneous things in the sewer, and I don’t know what bacteria are in it, in case you get infected. , It's not good."

"Well, it's better to go and check it quickly." Xiao Ping also said seriously, completely unaware that Zhao Lingjun's face had completely changed. "In our hometown, there was a guy whose foot was scratched by an iron piece, but he didn't pay attention at the time. He didn't expect that after a year, he would become ill and die."

"*, you..." Zhao Lingjun looked at these three people and didn't know what to say.

After getting on the bus, Zhao Lingjun felt that everything was wrong. After finally getting to the station, Zhao Lingjun jumped out of the car with a loud cry.

When many people on the bus who didn't know Zhao Lingjun sighed that "the **** is so good", Zhao Lingjun shouted "Help me ask for a leave" from a distance and stopped the taxi and ran away.

*

The taxi driver was a middle-aged man with glasses, and he was very knowledgeable when he went up, which was similar to the middle school Chinese teacher in Zhao Lingjun's memory.

"To the nearest, better hospital." As soon as he got on the bus, Zhao Lingjun said to the taxi driver.

As a result, the taxi driver said. "Is it necessary to go to the nearest hospital or a better hospital? The nearest hospital is not necessarily a better hospital, and a better hospital is not necessarily the nearest hospital. These two hospitals are not necessarily the same hospital, you say I am very confused, how do you let me drive."

"You..., you can figure it out." Zhao Lingjun was fainted by the taxi driver.

"It's up to you? How to drive." The taxi driver stopped and asked Zhao Lingjun, "Are you going to the nearest hospital or a better hospital."

"Let's go to the nearest one." Zhao Lingjun looked at this very real driver, almost crying in depression.

"It's okay to say no earlier, you see how clear you said this." The taxi driver pushed his glasses, kicked the accelerator, and rushed out with a bang.

In less than two minutes, the car stopped at the entrance of a small alley.

"Here." The taxi driver wearing glasses pushed his glasses and clicked the alley and said.

"This is the nearest hospital?" Zhao Lingjun looked at the yard of the alley with a block hanging from the door, which looked like the sign of XX Health Center that was about to fall at any time, and looked at the driver with tears.

"Yes, look, how close it is." The driver looked at Zhao Lingjun and said.

"Can you go to a better hospital," said Zhao Lingjun.

"Okay. The customer is God." The driver kicked the accelerator again, and after a few minutes, the car stopped in front of a yard with XX Xincun Health Center.

"This is a better hospital?" Zhao Lingjun felt that this hospital was smaller than his hometown hospital.

"Compared to the one just now, is it much worse?" The taxi driver glanced at Zhao Lingjun, and said strangely.

"Yes, yes." Zhao Lingjun paid the car and got out of the car like smoke. Zhao Lingjun felt that if he continued talking to the driver, he might be depressed to death before he reached the hospital he wanted to go to.

*

This hospital with the sign of XX Xincun Health Center is a bit deserted.

If it hadn't been for this sign, and just looking at the old men and women who walked in and out, Zhao Lingjun might think that this hospital with only a three-story building in the courtyard is an elderly activity room.

Zhao Lingjun is very doubtful that in such a place, can he do a careful examination of whether there is any tetanus vaccine?

But now that they are here, Zhao Lingjun decided to go in and take a look.

"Aim at".

As soon as Zhao Lingjun walked into the door of this hospital, he heard a soft cat cry.

Then Zhao Lingjun saw in the yard, *near the corner of the door, there was a dirty white kitten looking at him pitifully with flashing eyes.

At first, Zhao Lingjun liked cats and puppies. Although the white kitten looked a little dirty, the pitiful look in his eyes easily provoked Zhao Lingjun's compassion.

"It looks like you are starving." Looked at the dirty kitten with a weak look. Zhao Lingjun shook his head sympathetically.

Zhao Lingjun wanted to give this kitten a piece of fish first, but Zhao Lingjun had only one bite of bread with a ham inside.

This bread was originally Zhao Lingjun's breakfast, but Zhao Lingjun's appetite was not very good when he got up in the morning, so Zhao Lingjun wrapped it up and stuffed it in his own bag.

Because he didn't know whether this bread would suit the cat's appetite, Zhao Lingjun broke it a bit and threw it in front of the cat.

What made Zhao Lingjun overjoyed was that the little cat "meows" and ate the little bit of bread.

"It seems that you are really hungry, haha, you are not like a kitten, but like a puppy." Zhao Lingjun thought this dirty kitten was quite interesting. So Zhao Lingjun directly threw most of the bread to this little cat.

There was another "meow" sound.

Zhao Lingjun hadn't reacted yet, the little cat had already eaten most of the bread that Zhao Lingjun had left behind, and then flashed his eyes and looked at Zhao Lingjun intently.

Zhao Lingjun is a bit silly, it seems that half of the bread is not much smaller than the cat's belly. But in a blink of an eye, the half of the bread was already off.

When Zhao Lingjun looked at the poor kitten and looked at his eyes, he knew that the kitten really seemed to have not eaten enough for many days.

"Poor fellow." Zhao Lingjun looked at the cat's eyes, and he couldn't bear it again, so he knew that he had nothing to eat, Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but flip through his bag. .

Then Zhao Lingjun saw the glass bottle in his bag and the four small blue pills in the glass bottle.

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The twenty-fourth chapter of the main body cat becomes "What happens if I give this kitten a pill?" This thought quietly appeared in Zhao Lingjun's mind.

Then Zhao Lingjun involuntarily took out the glass bottle from the bag.

When he took out the glass bottle from his bag, Zhao Lingjun's heart was full of guilt.

When he shook the bottle in his hand and heard the sound of four blue pills hitting the glass bottle, Zhao Lingjun felt like he was holding a pile of aphrodisiacs and wanted to seduce an underage girl. .

Especially when he saw the pitiful look in the kitten Chu Chu's eyes, Zhao Lingjun couldn't wait to slap himself twice and curse him as a beast.

"You brought this medicine bottle, didn’t you just want to find a stray dog ​​to try the medicine? Although this kitten is very pitiful, but if you leave it alone, it looks like Can’t live for a few days. Besides, maybe this medicine is just Viagra, maybe it’s fine if you take it.” But a very seductive voice has been echoing in Zhao Lingjun’s mind.

After hesitating for a while, Zhao Lingjun finally pulled out the cork that was stuffing the bottle.

The scent of the pill made Zhao Lingjun's spirit refreshed, and Zhao Lingjun felt much better when he smelled the scent.

Although Zhao Lingjun felt that such a pill with a fragrant medicinal smell did not look like a poisonous thing, but when Zhao Lingjun poured a pill from the bottle, he bent down and stretched out towards the kitten While holding a blue pill in his palm, Zhao Lingjun very much hoped that the kitten would suddenly turn around and run away.

But to Zhao Lingjun's disappointment, Zhao Lingjun just stretched out his hand, and the white kitten jumped over.

Jun Zhao Ling hadn't reacted yet, a tingling sensation had already passed through Zhao Lingjun's palm.

When Zhao Lingjun looked at his palm, Zhao Lingjun had already discovered that there was nothing on his palm, and the dirty white kitten was already licking his tongue.

Until this moment, Zhao Lingjun suddenly remembered that he still didn't know whether the dirty kitten in front of him was female or male.

"If an MM eats Viagra, what kind of reaction will it be?"

As soon as this thought emerged in Zhao Lingjun's mind, Zhao Lingjun heard the cat make a meow.

Zhao Lingjun only saw the kitten tremble all over, and then he sighed out.

Zhao Lingjun was silly at once.

Zhao Lingjun couldn't believe what he saw before his eyes.

The breath of that dirty kitten's mouth was like a blue flame.

Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but rubbed his eyes, wondering if he had made a mistake.

But the kitten seemed to know the question in Zhao Lingjun's heart, and snorted twice.

Now Zhao Lingjun can see clearly, the two breaths that come out of the kitten's mouth are indeed like a substantial blue flame.

Zhao Lingjun hadn’t figured out what was going on, Zhao Lingjun saw the kitten in front of him screaming, as if even the fur all over his body was erected, and then there seemed to be on the dirty fur. The blue flame was rolling.

If there is a person by Zhao Lingjun at this time, Zhao Lingjun will pinch his neck and ask: "What the **** is this TMD?"

*

But now no one can answer Zhao Lingjun's question.

Zhao Lingjun only saw the cat's body like a blue flame tumbling for a few seconds, then slowly disappeared.

After the blue flames slowly disappeared, Zhao Lingjun found that the cat's body slowly recovered its calm. But the original gray eyes of the kitten turned bright blue.

The kitten's eyes suddenly became like two shiny sapphires.

"What kind of medicine is this?" Seeing the kitten's eyes gleaming like sapphires, Zhao Lingjun looked at the three blue pills remaining in the glass bottle he was holding. Almost crying without tears.

But what made Zhao Lingjun want to cry without tears did not stop.

When Zhao Lingjun thought that this kitten would just be quiet. The kitten meowed.

The loud "meow" sound made Zhao Lingjun wonder if there was a loudspeaker on the cat suddenly.

Then Zhao Lingjun saw the kitten in front of him and suddenly jumped up and turned seventeen or eight somersaults.

If you see a cat tumbling a dozen somersaults in front of him, Zhao Lingjun will definitely laugh so much that his stomach hurts. But Zhao Lingjun couldn't laugh at all now.

When the kitten finished turning the eighteenth battle and landed, Zhao Lingjun suddenly found that the kitten in front of him was completely different from when he first saw it.

When I first saw this dirty kitten, the cat gave Zhao Lingjun a feeling of pity and powerlessness.

Although the kitten still looks dirty, but it gives Zhao Lingjun a vigorous and awe-inspiring feeling.

"Is this medicine a perfect tonic pill?" The change of this cat made Zhao Lingjun's mind, such a thought popped up. "But how can its eyes suddenly become like a sapphire?"

When Zhao Lingjun thought so, he couldn't help but want to get closer to look at the kitten's eyes.

But Zhao Lingjun looked forward, only to see a butt.

A small, dirty cat ass.

The kitten that was facing Zhao Lingjun, suddenly turned around.

Then Zhao Lingjun hasn't figured out what the kitten will suddenly turn around and face him with a butt. The kitten in front of him sprang out.

*

Zhao Lingjun is stupid again.

Zhao Lingjun has never seen a cat running so fast.

Although Zhao Lingjun has always known that cats and dogs run very fast. But the speed at which this kitten ran is too fast.

As soon as the cat ran, Zhao Lingjun seemed to see a gray-white lightning.

Zhao Lingjun only felt that with a flower in front of him, the kitten had disappeared outside the door.

Zhao Lingjun subconsciously turned around and chased him out.

Compared with the cat's movements, Zhao Lingjun's movements are too slow.

However, as soon as Zhao Lingjun stepped out of the door of this hospital, he saw the white and dirty kitten again.

The kitten has stopped.

But Zhao Lingjun only felt dizzy for a while.

After chasing out from the hospital, Zhao Lingjun took three steps from beginning to end.

These three steps are not enough for a person to light a cigarette.

But the kitten that Zhao Lingjun saw was already in front of a garbage dump a hundred meters away in front of Zhao Lingjun.

"Is this still a cat? Isn't this the Flash?" Zhao Lingjun looked at the kitten and couldn't help but say to himself.

The twenty-fifth chapter of the main text, monsters? When Zhao Lingjun was wondering how many seconds it would take for him to finish the hundred meters, the little cat had already rushed towards the garbage dump in front of him.

This is an ordinary garbage dump. It is estimated that every residential area will have a dedicated garbage dump of this kind. But there are no fewer than ten colorful cats on that garbage dump.

Moreover, those cats are much larger than the little white cat that Zhao Lingjun is staring at.

Compared with those cats, this dirty little white cat is like a kindergarten student and a group of high school students.

But the little white cat rushed aggressively towards the dozen or so cats that were much larger than him, as if he was going to **** those cats first and then kill them.

Jun Zhao Ling was blinded all of a sudden, "Could it be that this little cat just ate not the ancient Viagra, but the most powerful aphrodisiac in ancient legends, I love big sticks?"

Zhao Lingjun looked at the little white cat that rushed up a little sadly, expecting that this little white cat that had taken a powerful aphrodisiac would definitely be beaten to death by those dozen cats.

But before Zhao Lingjun had time to blink, Zhao Lingjun saw a yellow cat flying up.

The cat runs on the ground, of course it can't fly, so Zhao Lingjun thought he was dazzled.

But before Zhao Lingjun had time to rub his eyes, he saw the second cat flying out sideways.

A black cat.

This time, Mr. Zhao Ling saw clearly.

When the little white cat rushed up, the dozen or so cats had already spotted the uninvited guest. So the dozen or so cats rushed towards the white cat that suddenly appeared.

The black cat is one of the most current cats.

Zhao Lingjun only saw the cat rushing over and stretched out his paw towards the little white cat.

But before the black cat's paw touched the little white cat, the black cat had already flown out.

Before the black cat's paw touched the little white cat, the little white cat had already patted the black cat with one paw.

Then the black cat let out a scream like a pig and flew out sideways.

Then the third and fourth.

Zhao Lingjun stupidly watched the little white cat waving its paws casually, and then watched the cats scream like a pig and flew out sideways.

When the sixth cat flew out, Zhao Lingjun saw that the remaining cats had all retreated to the corner of the garbage dump, trembling all over, lying on the ground, not even daring to move.

The six cats that flew out, like nylon bags that were thrown out, lie down softly, with only the breath out, no breath in.

"Is this cat Bruce Lee and Huang Feihong possessed?"

Looking at the white kitten slowly walking to the few cats that were terrified and trembling all over, lying on the ground, unable to move, Zhao Lingjun only had this idea. .

*

Zhao Lingjun thought that the next kitten must vent its animal desires on those cats who were too scared to move, but the white kitten just glanced coldly at the few cats. The immobile cat gave a groan and ran towards Zhao Lingjun.

Zhao Lingjun turned his head in fright and ran away.

Just now, Zhao Lingjun had already seen the magical performance of this kitten. Although Zhao Lingjun felt that he might not be photographed flying out like the six cats, but Zhao Lingjun felt that if he caught that paw, it would not be fun.

But Zhao Lingjun turned around and ran out for three steps. He just ran into the gate of the hospital, Zhao Lingjun saw a flower in front of him. The white kitten had appeared not far in front of Zhao Lingjun.

"You...you don't come here." Zhao Lingjun was frightened by the little white cat that came and went like a wind, and suddenly he forgot that the dirty little white cat standing in front of him at the moment. Not an individual.

After these words blurted out, Zhao Lingjun also felt that he was really ashamed. But what made Zhao Lingjun almost fainted on the ground was that the little white cat seemed to understand what Zhao Lingjun said. Instead of rushing over to Zhao Lingjun, it stopped the figure, looking a bit wronged and stepped back. step.

This time, Zhao Lingjun is a bit strange.

Looking at the little cat staying there, looking at himself a little bit aggrieved, Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but say: "Do you understand what I said to you?"

When this sentence was said, even Zhao Lingjun himself felt a little funny. In this world, how can there be kittens who can understand people's speech?

But the next cat's action made Zhao Lingjun almost thumped and fell to the ground.

Jun Zhao Ling nodded when he saw the kitten.

If you see a cat nodding at you, how would you react?

Anyway, Zhao Lingjun was stunned.

But seeing Zhao Lingjun stay still, the little cat nodded but nodded more vigorously.

"Coincidence, coincidence. This must be a coincidence." After a long time, Zhao Lingjun, who was sober, kept saying this to himself in his heart.

Lingjun Zhao couldn't believe that this was true, so Zhao Lingjun decided to try again.

"If you really understand what I'm saying, you can come over and let me touch my head." Zhao Lingjun knelt down and said to the little white cat not far in front of him.

*

When he saw the little white cat moving towards him happily, Zhao Lingjun felt that he was going crazy.

Zhao Lingjun didn't expect that as soon as he uttered his words, the little white cat meowed, and then ran towards him looking happy.

Looking at the little white cat running in front of him, Zhao Lingjun felt dizzy for a while. Zhao Lingjun stretched out his hand for a long time, but he did not dare to fall on the head of this little white cat who could understand people~IndoMTL.com~Gosh, is all this true? "Looking at this little white cat whose eyes flashed and seemed to be expecting to touch it, Zhao Lingjun couldn't help but sighed. "You actually understand people? It is incredible. You can't even speak human words. "

"Haha."

As soon as Zhao Lingjun finished speaking, Zhao Lingjun heard a silver bell of laughter.

Zhao Lingjun was so scared that he yelled "youkai", then immediately stood up, turned and ran.

Zhao Lingjun felt that this whole fact was too terrifying. Not only did this little cat understand human words, it also made a laugh like a girl.

But when Zhao Lingjun turned around, he almost knocked someone to the ground.

*

A girl in white clothes, a very beautiful girl, smiled and asked Zhao Lingjun with a slightly frightened expression: "Monster? Who do you say is a monster?"

(Happy New Year’s Eve~~~~~~~)