Celestial Employee Chapter 9: No other choice
"It's not just one of her toilets that is blocked." Zhang Zhong smiled and said to Zhao Lingjun.
Zhang Zhong has a smile on Mimi's expression when he talks to anyone, and he looks very kind. People who don't know must think that this fat man is like a Maitreya Buddha, a good person. But Zhao Lingjun knew that when this fat man was smiling, he might have touched the knife behind his back. You never know when he will give you a knife behind you. This guy is actually an extremely insidious character. Once Zhao Lingjun was on a business trip, he suffered a big loss for this Zhang Fatty in reimbursement. So now Zhao Lingjun looked at this guy who was laughing so much that the fat on his stomach was shaking, and wanted to say something to him. "Do you also use sanitary napkins? After you use them up, throw them in the toilet?"
But Zhao Lingjun knew that if he said that, he might be killed by this fat man at the company one day, so when Zhao Lingjun heard Zhang Zhong say this, he could only say to Zhang Zhong with a smile. "Mr. Zhang, your toilet is blocked. Can you just poke it with a leather tiger? If you can't do it, it's useless to find me. I'm not a toilet repairman."
When Zhao Lingjun said this, Zhao Lingjun found Wu Xiaoye behind the crowd and smiled suddenly. Although the smile only flashed by, Zhao Lingjun suddenly felt very refreshing. Suddenly, the sultry weather suddenly became nothing.
"If it's the toilet problem, we'll find a repairman. But our toilets seem to be blocked, as if there is something wrong with the sewer." Zhang Zhong still smiled and said to Zhao Lingjun. "Did you never use the bathroom after you came back. Didn't you find that all the water can't go down?"
"I*." Zhao Lingjun wondered that after he came back, after a flush, the water level in the toilet didn't drop. Zhao Lingjun originally thought that after the water was stopped, the water would not be enough. Unexpectedly, there was a problem with the sewer. But at this time, Zhao Lingjun was really embarrassed to say that his pile was also soaking in the toilet. So Zhao Lingjun said. "I haven't used it yet? How come the sewer is blocked? What is the use of calling me when the sewer is blocked?"
"Before calling you down, we have looked for the cause of the property management department." Zhang Zhong said, nodding on a black hole. "The reason we found out later was that a section here was blocked."
"We asked them to clear the blockage. Didn't we pay the property management fee." Zhao Lingjun looked at the dark sewer hole and a similarly dark sewer cover that was overturned aside, suddenly there was There was an ominous premonition.
"They have passed. It's just that their tools are not long enough, so there is still a bunch of blocked things that can't be digging up." Zhang Zhong still smiled and said to Zhao Lingjun, Zhao Lingjun was a little shudder .
"Then their tool is not long enough, so they can change to a longer tool."
"They said they wanted to get it, but they said they won't get it until tomorrow afternoon at the earliest." Zhang Zhong said.
"No," said Zhao Lingjun. "It's such a hot day. If you have to wait until tomorrow afternoon, isn't our building full of the smell of public toilets?"
"That is, these people are too unprofessional in doing things. On such a hot day, by tomorrow, then we are going to be smoked to death." Hao Meili also took Zhao Lingjun's words in a charming manner. Zhao, we decided to send a person down, and then we thought about it, and only you were suitable."
"I..." Zhao Lingjun could not wait to draw his seventeen or eight big mouths at this time. Zhao Lingjun felt that what he said was not good, not to mention that the building would become some public toilet by tomorrow afternoon. If there is another chance, Zhao Lingjun feels that he will speak to everyone just now. "In this case, everyone should go to bed early, and wear a mask."
But now Zhao Lingjun obviously has no chance to come again, so Zhao Lingjun can only say very sadly. "Why me?"
When saying this, Zhao Lingjun glanced at everyone except Wu Xiaoye with a fierce look. Zhao Lingjun decided that if anyone dared to jump out and say the reason for choosing him, he would go to the flower bed to pick a big brick and slap him to death.
Zhao Lingjun felt that he was full of murderous aura now. However, Zhang Zhong didn't seem to see Zhao Lingjun's eyes at all. Zhang Zhong just sighed regretfully and said. "I wanted to get it down by myself. But look at my size, look at the hole, even if I can squeeze it down, I might have to call a crane to pull me out of the hole."
Zhang Zhong's words caused a burst of laughter from the people around him. The loudest laughs were Hao Meili's second general and Qin Ye. Looking at these two flatters, Zhao Lingjun cursed fiercely in his heart. "MLGBD."
Zhao Lingjun knew that even if Zhang Zhong was slimmer than Stefanie Sun, he couldn't go down into the sewer. Unless you kick him down.
Zhao Lingjun now has the urge to kick him down, but Zhao Lingjun knows that even if he kicks it, Fatty Zhang will never enter the sewer entrance. Because the second half of what Fatty Zhang said is indeed the truth, because Fatty Zhang's waistline looks almost the same as that of the sewer entrance.
"This is not my thinnest place." Zhao Lingjun snorted and quickly glanced in the crowd.
"Oh, shouldn't you ask the woman to go down." Hao Meili said when she saw Zhao Lingjun looking at her, she stood up straight.
Zhao Lingjun felt a chill, and immediately turned his eyes away from this perverted woman who looked like the old Black Mountain demon.
After looking at it, Zhao Lingjun's heart was colder than being poured with a bowl of cold water.
"The company's food is so poor. How do these people eat? How come they have gained weight?" Zhao Lingjun wanted to cry without tears~IndoMTL.com~ In normal times, Zhao Lingjun didn’t pay attention to what he had. When I took a closer look at the waist circumference of his colleague, Zhao Lingjun discovered that among the people present, there were only three people who were thinner than him.
The first one is Hao Meili, who is perverted like the old Black Mountain demon.
The other two are Zhang Changsheng and Wu Xiaoye.
Zhang Changsheng is the boss of the R&D department. He usually depends on himself for life. Since coming to the company, Zhang Changsheng has always taken care of Zhao Lingjun in every possible way. When Zhao Lingjun stabbed something, Zhang Changsheng also carried a lot for Zhao Lingjun. Black pot. It can be said that Zhang Changsheng is the person Zhao Lingjun is most grateful for in the company.
So Zhao Lingjun naturally can't tell Zhang Changsheng cheeky. "Brother Zhang, why don't you go into the sewer and give everyone a poke?"
And Wu Xiaoye?
I'm afraid that even if someone used the Ten Great Tortures of the Qing Dynasty against Zhao Lingjun and made Zhao Lingjun survive, he would never say: "Wu Xiaoye, you go to the sewers." Such words.