Chinese Almanac Master Chapter 11: .11.11.11.11

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Outside the Singles Day

When the day of November 11, 2027 came, Xiao Nanzhu at that time was no longer the barking single dog in the mouth of Valentine’s Day, but had been reasonable and legal with his male My friend is here on New Year's Eve.

Once two people who have been pure-hearted and low-spirited for many years like each other, they must change the law to show affection. Regardless of the Ching Ming Festival, Dragon Boat Festival, Labor Day and Children’s Day, they can spend it as Valentine’s Day. No matter how dissatisfied they may be, these two people are not ashamed or ashamed to care about the opinions of other people. And on the night before Singles’ Day, on New Year’s Eve, which had not seen each other for two days, ran out eagerly to give them overtime for free.

"Well, tomorrow is Double Eleven. Many unscrupulous merchants will use a very evil technique of lowering their heads in their shops-issuing red envelopes. This evil technique is not clever, but as long as it is ordinary People will immediately lose their minds when they see it. There are only three big words in their minds-buy, buy, buy. Tonight is when the evil is the most turbulent, and we will take advantage of the time to go out and destroy them to cover the masses. Our wallet is in danger..."

Speaking like this, Xiao Nanzhu was swiping the screen of his phone intently. The Taobao page showed various discount information, but it was orange from time to time, and the round evil wanted to emerge from the computer. , The New Year’s Eve when I saw it was naturally handled and didn’t let those low-level things approach Xiao Nanzhu’s body, and after crushing the evil spirits that kept dropping gold coins with his pale hands, he first glanced. The teacher in his home who was still busy working at 12 o'clock suddenly said in a low voice,

"Tomorrow is not only Double Eleven, but also Singles Day. Have you thought about how to spend it?"

"Well? What's up with me, I don't have a boyfriend anymore..."

Without raising his head, he subconsciously replied. When Xiao Nanzhu was half-talking, he raised his head in a daze, but on New Year's Eve when he got the answer he wanted, he unexpectedly raised the corner of his mouth. The pale face like a dead leaf bloomed like a dead tree in the spring, and the scorching flower of tea bloomed. Even the red tongue tip that leaned down and touched the corner of Xiao Nanzhu's lips had a hot temperature similar to that of a human being.

"Oh, just remember the teacher...I think you forgot it."

When the voice fell, Xiao Nanzhu’s lips were brutally bitten, and the bright red tails of eyes curled toward him in a sensational arc when his nose was entangled. Xiao Nanzhu often felt that New Year’s Eve was white and long. He had the face of a disadvantaged group, but he was easily deceived by that bleak and bleak look every time, but even if he knew that the beast that only eats humans lives in the heart of this great beauty, what can he do? His affection, his love, everything about him, Xiao Nanzhu couldn't resist all of them. Those cold hands on his chest/abdomen/waist/hips slightly pushed/pull him couldn't bear it, and every time he fell in love with each other/ Move, flesh and skin close together, he would often be a little surprised to find that even if it takes his life on New Year's Eve now, he seems to be unable to resist.

"Hey... tap..."

His face was buried on the back of the sofa, and he gasped in a low voice. It’s just such an obsession. Mr. Xiao Nanzhu, the almanacist who gave up saving thousands of hand-cooking parties, can’t extricate himself from the pleasure of being immersed in flesh/body. I forgot my original work plan to be clean, but I hugged him from behind, and then my red dress was slowly falling from the waist on New Year's Eve. I also looked down and smiled, and turned to redness. The corner of his eyes said gently,

"Eh, I see."

……

This singles’ day **** is naturally withdrawn and doesn’t usually go out very much, so he naturally didn’t know that Xiao Nanzhu was already with the New Year’s Eve. This fact that all calendar gods almost knew about This morning, when he came out to work on his normal working day, he unexpectedly discovered that Master Xiao Li, who had always made money from work as his first goal, had not gotten up yet, except for the large pieces of clothing scattered on the living room floor. There was nothing quiet about the whole room.

"Is Master Li’s house robbed? Why are the clothes thrown everywhere... But why are you still awake? Is it because it was too tired to buy and buy on Taobao yesterday?"

The singles with a blank face stupidly picked up a wrinkled shirt on the ground. Seeing that the buttons on it were all ripped off, I suddenly became more puzzled. As the **** of the majority of single dogs, a few hundred The man/boy who hadn't been able to take off his singles for years, he did not realize that the mess of clothes on the ground actually belonged to two people, and as he thought about it, he pushed open the bedroom door of Xiao Nanzhu on the other side. He felt a sharp sting in his eyes as soon as the probe looked in.

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Single's Day: "Then, I've been blind since that day, haha."