Chinese Almanac Master Chapter 2027: .2.12

lnmao.org, the fastest update of the latest chapters of the secret archives of unscientific materialism!

After nine o'clock the next day, Xiao Nanzhu woke up.

When he walked out of the bedroom, rubbing his temples, his mind was still dizzy, and his brows were tight. Once a person escapes from the harsh environment, he unconsciously relaxes. Although Xiao Nanzhu has become accustomed to military life before that, his repeated subversion of the Three Views has left him without any mind to think about other things. . At this moment, the mobile phone showed two missed calls from Situ Zhang. He was walking to the kitchen while holding the phone to call back. When he walked to the front of the refrigerator, he subconsciously stopped, because Almost immediately, Xiao Nanzhu remembered that the strange old almanac was still kept in the refrigerator by him.

"Hey, are you finally awake?"

Situ Zhang’s lazy voice rang on the other end of the phone, Xiao Nanzhu made a soft sound, but unconsciously put his fingers on the refrigerator door, his mind was still thinking about what happened last night, but You can't tell others about seeing a ghost, and you won't believe it.

"Why call me in the morning?"

He asked dryly, Xiao Nanzhu's attention was mostly focused on the refrigerator in front of him, but he still took time out and chattered. Situ Zhang, who heard the words, let out a helpless sigh, then twisted. Speak with a voice,

"I said you have such a bad memory at your young age? Didn't you tell me about it yesterday? I will introduce you to a job after the new year. I know many buddies, so look for more There is always a way to ask personal questions, but you have to promise me to accompany me to eat a few more meals during the Chinese New Year. Only at the wine table can we talk about friendship. Don’t be disobedient like you, Xiao Nanzhu... "

Situ Zhang and the old mother kept chattering, knowing he was kind, so Xiao Nanzhu didn't interrupt him either. Although in his bones, he is not the kind of person who can call friends and be brothers with others after drinking two glasses at the wine table, otherwise he would not be so indifferent in the army and fall into this embarrassing situation. Situ Zhang, who knows his temper and character and knows that he is in trouble now, still patiently brought his meaning to the full, and even took care of his face without waiting for Xiao Nanzhu to actively ask him for help. It's rare.

Thinking about this, Xiao Nanzhu felt that he might be able to behave less ignorantly. After all, there is nothing to be picky about his broken conditions. If Situ Zhang can introduce a reliable one, he will go to work in the next year. It’s nothing, but he was thinking like that. Situ Zhang on the other end had already spread the topic to a place where he didn’t know, and the conclusion was--

"Anyway, in any case, you must come to this wine bureau tonight! This buddy is a big customer of mine. He does a full set every time he comes to massage and massage... Do you know what he does? Insurance? The sales manager of the company! This kind of person does not know how many resources and contacts he has in his hands. It is definitely good for you. If you follow him, you are guaranteed to have a future! If this time is not suitable, I will find you again! Selling funds I know everyone who sells health products! There are talents in the sales industry! Of course, if you can find a job before the end of the new year, of course it would be the best! This way, my buddy can also explain to your grandma. You say yes!!! Haha!"

Tugging at his own disbelief, he made it clear that he was going to pit his own child, Situ Zhang, and hurriedly pressed the phone after he said. It seemed that he knew that Xiao Nanzhu was going to get angry at himself, so he even gave Xiao Nan Zhu had no chance to answer and hung up. Xiao Nanzhu, who was robbed of him, put the phone in his pocket speechlessly. The fire in his heart was a little bit of nowhere to send it. After a long time, he cursed. .

"Your uncle, why don't you just introduce me to MLM. What about marketing..."

This is quite a bit of gnashing teeth. Xiao Nanzhu, who had no work experience before, also experienced a bit of helplessness. He actually wanted to solve this work and life problem at once, but it was like As Situ Zhang said, in today's society, he who has no academic qualifications and nowhere to go will not go smoothly.

Thinking about this, I was irritated and wanted to smoke again. Xiao Nanzhu frowned and glanced at the refrigerator unconsciously. There was a refrigerator sticker given by the supermarket on the refrigerator, and he pressed his lips. He put his hand up and clenched it subconsciously, but before he opened the refrigerator door, he heard a faint sneeze in his ears.

I was scared twice in a row yesterday. Xiao Nanzhu has nothing to worry about now. Anyway, he is not afraid of monsters and ghosts in broad daylight. It is okay for him to surrender a monster empty-handed to a dignified veteran. His current life and work problems are not going well, and now he is missing a punching bag, but when he is waiting for the ghost hiding in the refrigerator to crawl out, and then prepare to give him a kick, The refrigerator door had been slowly pushed open, and then... a scholar with frost on the tips of his hair and a cyan pony jacket screamed and shivered and poked his head out of the refrigerator.

"Really...really unreasonable! Who turned on the air conditioner so low in the winter!!! My son is naked/sleeping and he will get cold and cold...Ahei!!! Ahei!!!"

Xiao Nanzhu: "…………"

*

Twenty-Four looks like a young man who has just reached the crown in appearance. His appearance is delicate and gentle, his body is surrounded by fragrance of ink, and his brows are freehand.

Usually, he stayed on the old yellow calendar for a year without moving. This work arrangement can be described as easy and free. In his free time, he usually reads two volumes of picture books in his small study, listens to a piece of Kunqu opera, and occasionally writes love letters to his long-admired sister Mangzhong, sister Gu Yu, although his neighbor is a carp farmer Xiaonian. A child with ADHD who is very noisy and doesn't like to wear open crotch pants. He can't sleep because he always yells and yells, but this still can't affect the life style that 24th is pursuing as a literary and freshman.

Although he is not an important festival, nor is it a specific solar term, as an ordinary day, he must also work hard, if one day he becomes the anniversary of the death of a great man! !

Twenty-Four thinks about revenge, and I work harder. As long as his regular working day is reached every year, the young man will get off the annual calendar as soon as possible and work for his boss, the owner of the old calendar, for one day.

This repetitive working system has been followed for nearly a thousand years. As the calendar gods, they must provide the Huang Li master with the most accurate daily auspicious and evil daily zodiac signs and daily dream interpretations and even personally dispel evil spirits. There are three hundred and sixty-four colleagues in Twenty-Four. All of them must work for the Huangli Master because of the existence of the old Chinese calendar. During this period, they have changed countless owners. After all, the time is long and far away. Human life span is not equal to them. In memory, sometimes Twenty-four only met the new boss for a dozen times. By the next time I see you, everything will be all right and wrong, and with such a sad parting and change, Twenty-four changed another boss five years ago.

The stingy, bad-tempered female boss surnamed Xiao, when 24 saw her for the first time, she was only 21 years old. She obtained the dilapidated almanac from her father who had harvested the tattered ones, and later discovered the secret of the old almanac by accident. This is a miraculous to incredible thing for any ordinary person, but this courageous person The girl still did not show any timidity or fear. She proactively expressed her willingness to become an almanac, and in the decades when she volunteered to become an almanac, Twenty-Four did not even feel the slightest change of time to herself. This girl named Xiao Ruhua is getting old.

Old lady Xiao is sick. When she is in good health, she always keeps telling them why these lazy calendars don’t work, but when she is sick, the colleagues feel a little uncomfortable. .

The Double Ninth Festival recommends that everyone organize donations to give love to Mrs. Xiao, and the Nurse’s Day calls on everyone to pay attention to the health and guard against cancer. During the Mid-Autumn Festival, two boxes of special five-ren moon cakes from Guanghan Palace were sent as condolences to the children. Jie Ze didn't say anything, just took the old lady Xiao's hand and cried for a day.

They are all divine gods, but in the face of such a thing, even they...can't change the fate of a dying person.

Because of this incident, Twenty-Four was really sad for a long time. He originally wrote a beautiful Tibetan poem to the sick old lady Xiao, but unfortunately he did not go to work the day the old lady left, so he didn’t have time to read it. She listened. The only thing he remembered was the roar of the oppressive and painful boy that came in the ward that day, and just after this day, they, who were trapped in the old calendar, were no longer restrained by their boss.

The indefinite vacation has clouded the new work contract on the short table. Twenty-Four and the other calendar gods are actually ready to talk to the new boss about work benefits and pension insurance, but the stupid grandson of Mrs. Xiao couldn’t find out anything. Later, he went out to serve as a soldier. The 300-odd employees of these Wuyangyang Rivers were simply thrown into dust on the walls of their homes.

For this matter, the few traditional festivals that are proud of and don't put small characters in their eyes have complained secretly. But that guy named Xiao Nanzhu has been away for several years. When he came back again, Twenty-four looked in the mirror and found that the beard under his chin had grown...

In the middle of the night, the next door Xiaonian ran out screaming, crying and ran back, 24 is a little curious to see what the poor boy who cried at the beginning is now, so when he appeared Also shaved a beard specially.

Twenty-Five, they all asked him to have a good chat with Xiao Nanzhu, about life, or about his ideals, in short, let him understand that it is good to be a yellow calendar teacher. Twenty-four took this glorious task. But what he never expected was that before he crawled out of the almanac, he felt a bitter chill spray on his face...

"Really...really unreasonable! Who turned on the air conditioner so low in the winter!!! This son is going to be cold and cold... Ahei!!! Ahei!!!"