Chinese Almanac Master Chapter 2027: .2.19
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February 19, 2027, the first day of the Lunar New Year.
It should be consecrated, lifted, uprights, and beams; avoid entering the house, migrating, offering sacrifices, and marrying.
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The first day of the Lunar New Year is the first day of the new year. Xiao Nanzhu, who has officially passed the probation period of Huang Lishi, is carrying some fruit gift boxes and walking on the way to Situ Zhang's house.
Starting today, he is officially on duty. A few days ago, taking advantage of his free time, he was completely familiar with his working environment. Although the personalities of the Lishens are different, they are generally considered to be good. Now it's the new year and the new weather, Xiao Nanzhu also wants to make himself a new life in this brand new year, but he was unlucky this early.
Before, he promised that Situ Zhang would go to his house for a meal during the New Year, so even though he was too lazy to move, he still went out. He woke up early in the morning before it was light, but the blankets in this winter were really attractive, and when he finally got ready to get up, Xiao Nanzhu suddenly felt something. There was a sound at the door of the room.
In the dimly lit room, a red shadow with a cat's waist sneaked in sneakily. The sleepy Xiao Nanzhu narrowed his eyes and watched the man crawling all the way to his bed, expecting this to be work today. Lishen, so I didn’t pay attention. The intense sleepiness prompted Xiao Nanzhu, who was usually very vigilant, to relax subconsciously, but because of this rare oversight, he watched the shadow quickly stretch out his little hand, followed by a series of crackling two kicks. Was tucked into his bed.
Xiao Nanzhu: "..."
The quilt that exploded at that moment frightened Xiao Nanzhu's whole person. He crouched and turned over with the quilt from the bed, the expression on his face was a little confused. The culprit was in a good mood, because seeing Xiao Nanzhu being frightened by his mischief, he was already rolling on the ground happily. This had to make Xiao Nanzhu’s face look a little ugly, and he was standing on the ground. After getting up with a sullen face, he didn't care that the little kid kept yelling that he was a Chinese New Year, a god, a faraway myth, and he just dressed him like a red envelope. The little guy pressed on the ground and tidied up.
During this process, the Spring Festival Jun, who was wearing a big red blouse, embroidered gold bloomers, and a red mole between his eyebrows, was still shouting angrily at first, but waited for Xiao Nanzhu to get out of his trouser pocket with a cold face After searching for two firecrackers and intending to light them into his crotch, the lack-eyed Lishen did not dare to speak anymore, but Xiao Nanzhu laughed coolly when he saw it, and clamped his fingers on his fingers. The cigarette **** leaned on the lead of the firecracker, then raised his eyebrows,
"What's the matter, do you look for something on the first day of the new year? Is this the attitude you should have towards your new boss, cute?"
"Woo...you...you are bold!! I am...I am the Spring Festival..."
My face turned pale with fright. The first time I encountered a gangster of this level during the Spring Festival, I was naturally panicked. He was afraid that Xiao Nanzhu would use the same method he had just done against him, so the expression on his face was a bit wronged for a while, and his eyes became red and red. Xiao Nanzhu was happy to see this. After all, he didn't really want to take it. How about the Spring Festival, I just wanted to make him remember, but he was still a little curious about how he would trouble him for no reason during the Spring Festival when we first met, but after this question, he knew that the reason was actually On myself.
Da Nian and Xiao Nian are brothers. Although people prefer to call the New Year/Spring Festival most of the time, this can't change the same tempers that these brothers seem to bring out of their womb.
Because of the difference of several days, they never came out to work together, but this brother usually has a good relationship, and he is kind to his elder brother if he is easy to everyone, and he spoiled this baby brother during the Spring Festival. It’s terrible. The two brothers are very clear about the fact that the two brothers are protecting each other in the calendar. Therefore, for Xiao Nanzhu, who indirectly caused the death of his little brother carp, naturally he is not pleasing anywhere during the Spring Festival. When Bao Bao's brother Xiaonian was so sad that he cried to himself because of this person, the silly brother didn't want to show Xiao Nanzhu's face at all during the Spring Festival.
"Don’t worry, Xiaonian! Brother will definitely vent your anger! Isn’t he just a little teacher? What are you afraid of! Even if that guy comes on New Year’s Eve, I will beat your elder brother without fail, let alone He hehehehe......╮(╯▽╰)╭"
The things that I promised to my baby brother when I came out to work seem to have become a bit difficult now. I was a little annoyed by the cowhide I had blown during the Spring Festival. But he died before he became a master. Before he could kill Xiao Nanzhu to vent his anger to his younger brother, he was subdued two or two times. When he thought about the Spring Festival, his expression became extremely suffocated, and he finally did it. Xiao Nanzhu who knew what was going on couldn't help but smile.
"Hey, didn’t I buy all the **** for your brother? What else? How long does this **** live, longevity, and the implication is good, but I said why you are like this, your brother The two are really biological, how is Xiaonian recently..."
To figure out the ins and outs, Xiao Nanzhu didn't bother to care about the bear boy in the Spring Festival, and threw the two unlucky firecrackers into the trash can. He picked up the Spring Festival lying on the ground with both hands and pinched it by the way. He put on his white and tender face. During the Spring Festival, I was still secretly scared, and I couldn’t believe it when he stopped teasing himself. When Xiao Nanzhu stood up and was about to go to the bathroom to wash, he kicked and stepped behind him, and first came out from the bathroom door. Head, then whispered on the edge of the door frame,
"Aren't you blowing me... my bird?"
"Be good and don't blow it up, or catch your brother out and blow it up."
Squinted and spoke vaguely, Xiao Nanzhu was shaving himself, so he didn't even look at the Spring Festival. As soon as he heard about Xiaonian during the Spring Festival, he gave Xiao Nanzhu a vigilant look. He looked strange and cute with an expression of fear that his brother would be the villain, but Xiao Nanzhu, who wiped his face, smiled. He laughed, snore with his hands and dragged his pigtail behind his head, and then casually said,
"Okay, why can't you be kidding me, aren't you on the first day of the new year? Will you say auspicious words, and go out with me for New Year's greetings later."
As soon as the words came out, he looked at Xiao Nanzhu blankly during the Spring Festival. He didn't know what the villain meant by this, so his expression looked a little silly. Xiao Nanzhu did not explain to him either. He changed his clothes and brought the gifts he bought a long time ago and led the Spring Festival to Situ Zhang’s house, and when he drove to the residential area where Situ Zhang’s family lived, he passed several The kid playing with firecrackers on the roadside asked for the way to find the innermost courtyard. Situ Zhang, who had been waiting at the door early in the morning, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw him coming.
"I thought you weren't coming, I didn't dare to go out this early! Hurry, my mom is still at home waiting for you to come over when she is sick! Come in, it's cold outside!"
The loud voice in the ear sounded very affectionate, Xiao Nanzhu smiled when he heard the words, and threw his hands all the things to Situ Zhang and took the opportunity to pack cigarettes from his pocket. Situ Zhang gave him an angry look, and went up to pat him on the shoulder, but when Xiao Nanzhu staggered, he realized that there was a beautiful seven or eight-year-old boy in festive clothes standing behind him.
"Hey, this kid..."
When I saw Situ Zhang during the Spring Festival, I was shocked. After all, it's really hard to see such a beautiful child except in TV dramas. Xiao Nanzhu saw his surprise in his eyes, but he didn't say anything, just He squinted his eyes and smiled with a habitual attitude, then brought the awkward expression of the Spring Festival around him, tilted his head and said,
"My son, is he like me?"
"Fuck you..."
I was so scared that I almost didn't choke to death, Situ Zhang almost believed his words in an instant, his face was half green, Xiao Nanzhu burst into laughter when he saw it, and ravaged him and stared at him for the Spring Festival. Head, then slowly explained,
"Take you, friend's son, bring me a meal, don't you dislike it?"
"How can I, my dad and my mom like it, but it's too late. Older ones like children, otherwise they will give birth to me every day... But which of your friends, oh, this child is so handsome..."
Situ Zhang Xuxu was unavoidably curious about the origin of the Spring Festival. Xiao Nanzhu was perfunctory and did not intend to tell the truth. When he entered this small courtyard, a middle-aged aunt wearing a bright red down jacket heard it. Jingjing poked her head out of the kitchen, and when she saw Xiao Nanzhu, her face instantly burst into joy.
"Anan!! I've grown up so much!! Haven't seen you in so many years!! Come in quickly!! Have a mouthful of sugar water, I'll stew you some eggs, have you eaten this morning?"
I haven't seen any births for many years. Situ Zhang's mother was still warm and kind. When she pinched the palm of Xiao Nanzhu's hand, it made his heart feel hot. At this moment, Xiao Nanzhu was not polite to hear her say that. After saying something, I love you, auntie, and the aunt gave a happy smile. When she lowered her head, Situ Zhang’s mother noticed the Spring Festival standing next to Xiao Nanzhu, and when she saw this white, tender, and pleasing god, she immediately revealed a kind of peculiar love and affection that the elderly saw children. Surprised expression.
"Ah! Whose baby is this? It looks so good, oh, isn't it Anan, your son? Come on, grandma will give you a bag to eat, this looks so good... "
Situ Zhang’s mother immediately took out a pink paper-wrapped jade belt cake from her apron pocket. This is a kind of small pastry that ordinary people give to juniors during the New Year. Usually, they will wrap five pieces in the paper bag. Ten or one hundred dollars. The money is not much, but it is also a kind of affection from the elders to the children, and it is considered an old habit in Chinese traditional customs.
When Xiao Nanzhu saw that she was going to pay for the Lunar New Year's money, he naturally wanted to stop it. After all, the age of the Lunar New Year might be older than the whole house of them, so it would be inappropriate for Situ Zhang to give him the Lunar New Year's money. However, Situ Zhang and his mother regarded his behavior as polite and insisted on allowing the Spring Festival to continue. Even if they knew that the Spring Festival was not Xiao Nanzhu’s son, they refused to take the red envelopes, and Xiao Nanzhu who was completely helpless could only compromise. Coming down, he lowered his head and touched his head during the Spring Festival, and then moved to his ear and whispered,
"If you take other people's things and don't say thank you, please give them a new year."
Xiao Nanzhu’s words made him blink at the Spring Festival, who had seemed a little silent since the beginning, and looked down at the little pastry in his hand. He looked at the kind and kind old woman in front of him. Some strange warmth, maybe it’s been too long since I have come into contact with human life. As a lonely and long-lived calendar god, he actually yearns for this noisy and noisy holiday atmosphere during the Spring Festival, so at this moment, when Xiao Nanzhu treats him When he was brought to this very ordinary family, he unexpectedly did not have any feelings of disgust and rejection, but rather unexpectedly liked it, and thinking about it like this, he noticed that this old woman had been slow and had a difficult breath since the beginning of the Spring Festival. At the beginning, he spoke innocently.
"Grandma, I wish you good health in the coming year, a long life, and a happy New Year~"